What every man needs

Jun 22, 2022 8:36 PM

Raoul9753

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Some say she is still maidenless to this day...

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

Says the person who has probably never played a single video game in her life.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 10

I thought Fia was a creep when she introduced herself and then immediately asked if I wanted a hug. Like, lady we JUST met. Boundaries.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

My arms are available for kind honest men

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that Elden Ring?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My SIM is locked in a bathroom …

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"comfort ahead"

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hate people who don’t play video games telling me why they’re stupid and what’s wrong with them.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She needs to be taken in someone's arms as often as she needs.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

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3 years ago (deleted Jun 25, 2022 12:32 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Says the person who has never once played a single video game in her life.

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 11

Even if she is evil, I'd let her hug me all day.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

Ill omened creature ahead, be wary of Death

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No one in the comments pointing out that the Fia hug gives you a DEBUFF to max health until you use the blessing. Stay safe Tarnished.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Just don't get hit and it's never a problem.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She's worth the -5% hp debuff

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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I want to emphasize that "Rot" is also the german name for "red" wich makes it even BETTER

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Praise the Souls Toilets!

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Karen, we just want to be loved, and can't find it. We get to escape that for a few short hours. But that's not just males.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

God. Damn. Here I was feeling alright tonight as well.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Did the bottom picture really need the disingenuous incel screech invoked by the top picture?

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 14

The men of imgur need to believe they are victims somehow

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 10

Obviously if you have a penis you can't be a victim of anything at any point

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Oh just wait until you do her questline

3 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Was there no good people in that game that dont die?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nephelix loux? I dunno anything bad about her. Also, what's evil about ranni and melina?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ranni had her half-brother half-killed to suit her needs.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Didnt Ranni sort of start the mess in order to escape her fate, and Melina has that sus eye

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Where do we send the penis? Inbox?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Correct.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Unrealistic. Immersion ruined.

3 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Better?

3 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

how did you find my diary?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@Elbowdeepinahorse I need an expert opinion. Which is more realistic.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Why you gotta hurt me like that...

3 years ago | Likes 331 Dislikes 1

... baby don't hurt me, no more.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Literally because she gives you a health debuff.

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Because you touch yourself at night.

3 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

jesus, now that's an older meme.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well somebody has to, and if no one else is doing it, it falls to me. Touchy-touchy.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What if its in that awkward bit just before dawn when its dark, but the sun has sorta risen?

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I don't know, ahhhhhhhhhh!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Depends on if you're doing it because you're horny or if you need a serotonin boost just to push past the depression to get into bed

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What's the difference?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What if it's during the day?

3 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

*rolls up newspaper*

3 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This thread ???

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes this is my KINK spank me!

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Hurt me but nake me feel safe.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0