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Feb 13, 2017 7:11 PM
CaptainFluffFluff
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tothe9ines
This pokedump gave me a good chortle!
whatspaulplayingtoday
I'm unreasonably irritated that someone decided to censor these.
ForWhomAirsirensToll
#6 because training and fighting Pokemon in this game acts more like cock fights than actual friendship
PhaserRave
jman1210
"Remember that time Ash's adventure almost ended?" No I fucking don't because that episode was banned you piece of shit.
diamondrottie
Why do they even bother with the censor bars? Its not even covering the word
ThatTransformersDude
TheCrazyVulcan
#20 Sussie I choos you!| Dad I'm scared, why do I have to fight that bird? |So that you might evolve into something worth trading.
cab435
Pic 1 take the shot! do if!
Hayashima
I utterly lost it at "Did you cut down this tree". I need sleep.
RudeManWhoShushesPeople
IcyLucario
#8 That's amazing, I never noticed.
cronostrike
Does it never occur to people that as we win battles using our animal slaves we just leave unconscious animals laying about in the bushes?
cronostrike
Like how do you walk through tall grass in the Pokemon world? There are goddamn bodies EVERYWHERE left by thousands of trainers.
Rama098
One of my favorite pokemon dumps so far
BeerBatteredandBold
Absolutely. Quality shit.
assahola
Quality dump
Bengal55
FuzzBall87
Stop scrubbing out the fucking curse words
SadCapybaraChild
Ash looks older in that picture because his ratio of head to torso size changes. In the first frame his head is bigger, like a toddler
TheBorzoi
A lot of Pokemon are bigger than people thing and a lot of others are smaller than they think.
ForrestIndustries
A pokeball isn't a pokemon James you fucking egg.
ENCHANTMEN
I have a Gengar in Sun who is adorable. I imagined it has being like a spooky basketball, but actually it's a spooky beanbag chair. Yes!
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
TheWhiffKing
"If I lightly color over this letter of the word, then it's not really swearing and I can't get in trouble!"
Bliffity
God still knows what they said and he thinks they're pussies.
thewhifflingtit
Couldn't agree more.
Treefur
No, he looks older because of his head size compared to his shoulders. His body grew into your big baby head, therefore more mature looking.
DownVoteAllofExistence
Also his eyes are smaller compared to the rest of his face. Larger eyes are used to emphasize youth in cartoons.
drakeirving
also it's just fucking drawn better
FenrisZeroSC
Hey FP
kaitoofrose
A buff bellsprout
VectorCross
CaptainFluffFluff
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PinkyandtheBane
I recently joined a pokemon tabletop group, amd the dm asked us to give goals for our pokemon journey. When he got to me all I could 1/2
PinkyandtheBane
Think to do was say "I want to be the very best, like no one ever was." 2/2
AgolfHiller
People seem to forgey jessie and James were very infamous before meeting ash they had wanted posters and bounties and shit
MacClay
That random kid with a Farfetch'd totally chumped them. They were never anything more than Ash's Sideshow Bob.
EarlQuortington
Team Rocket's repeated failures make me want to thoroughly crush and humiliate Ash and his team so they can see what real power is! >:|
CounterPuncher
But keep in mind, most of their plans would have worked if it wasn't for ash and his crazy strong pikachu getting in the way every time
MacClay
That assumes the plans wouldn't have failed another way and that all their plans were proximate to Ash. We could've missed many failures.
Aslandus
Also, the fact that even though they always fail in the end, they've come closer to winning against Ash than any of the other rockets...
RayMC
They won a few weeks ago.
TeamRocketHR
They actually won against him in the latest episode!!
Arrowpuppet
Ffs I can't for the life of me remember its name
thewhifflingtit
Microsoft Excel
Arrowpuppet
CaptainFluffFluff
Entei
TheChaserG
Excel!
Arrowpuppet
Excelentei!
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
thewhifflingtit
Except Alakazam and Tyranitar are good guys, and Medicham comes around too. I don't remember Gengar's deal, he wasn't in Alakazam's posse.
thewhifflingtit
Oh, Charizard's there too, he was with Alakazam and Tyranitar. So in all likeliness everything would be fine, ACT were bamfs.
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
Disappointment, where is my violence in a game for children and up?!
CorneliusCornwall
Here's my theory on trade evos. Buckle up folks this might be long. When a pokemon is traded its a traumatic experience for them, and back
chrisdafish
Aren't you just sending it to someone like when ash sent a Pokemon to the professor
PeggingandTransFanboyExPlusMachina
They evolve because it is literally the missing link (cable) in their evolutionary chain.
CorneliusCornwall
In the link cable days the journey through the cable was arduous like a ton of grinding in an instant. So now we look at the mon affected,
CorneliusCornwall
Graveller to golem, kadabra to alakazam etc. The graveller is compressed and kadabra has an enlightened experience transcending his form.
InameAsOne
So how does Gengar fit into this?
CorneliusCornwall
Haunter being a gaseous creature is compressed to a more solid form, the compression makes it stronger & more sinister. Machoke gets buff
CorneliusCornwall
Then we get held item trade evos. The metal coat on onix literally binds to its DNA after its broken down at the cellular level.
polarbearsarethebestbears
I like this theory
FatZeus
Interesting idea. I've always thought it had to do with how the pokemon seem to be rewritten when traded. Like how pokemon seem to become
FatZeus
more caring when they are captured (generally) you can't just hand over a pokeball and say you traded, it goes through a machine that
Bergeldergle
Interesting...i like it...
diregamer
Have you ever played PTU? You sound like you would like you would enjoy Pokemon tabletop united.
SgtCookie111
PTU BRUTHA! GIMME A HIGH FIVE!
CorneliusCornwall
No but now I want to.
NeverGiveHimUp
What about machamp?
PedanticGonkDroid
Imprecise reconstitution to biological form results in mutation. We just always get really lucky and get extra arms.
SirDoober
Forcing his way through the cable made him SWOLE AS FUCK. TOO SWOLE FOR JUST 2 ARMS
SickOfThisCessPool
It toughened up Machoke and mutated his DNA.
CorneliusCornwall
But hey that's just a theory. A Bob theory, thanks for reading!
ThePastmaster
Not as outlandish as MattPat but good effort.