Jul 18, 2020 12:03 PM
DiannaDAP
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Sayagain
I found a wonderful lady playing wow, on and off we met and realized we weren't meant to be. Amazing person and hope she is doing well :)
Sumdumguy42
Found my girlfriend in Everquest. 10years last September.
Bartheda
I've known women to not talk in online chat because of the insanity they get. Maybe chill out with that bullshit team.
licmasack
AnOtterBrickInTheWall
I thought gay mergirls are swimming
dontfart
The games I’ve ever used chat on, the guys were always normal. One time a guy questioned if I was a girl when he heard my voice. But he 1/2
2/2 wasn’t rude. Maybe certain games just have toxic fans and it doesn’t matter if ur a girl or not. You’re gonna get harassed.
firehawkcultist
Made friends with a gamer girl through the borderlands series but she hasn't really responded to any times I tried to chat or game with her
for the last year and a half. Though still follows a few of my other profiles online and occasionally likes/favs things I post. idk whats up
VagisilToothpaste
They're called "passive gaming friends". I have quite a few. We played together for a while, they're not bad people, but I've moved on.
TheDogEnd
Ugh. People have such strange ideas about dating. "The perfect gamer girl" well, way to box yourself in I guess.
swagb98623
Perfection is subjective. It could mean a girl who plays the same games and lets the guy win hah!
notkvothethebloodless
Feel the same looking for an introvert bookworm.I'll probably never meet one cause they are also sitting at home alone reading, on a friday
in70x
Or because you are ugly..
Akalleaci
Btw this is the danish cs go pro player Mimi.
WhiteIce2112
Idk how but every time I find a girl in games no one acts the way people say they usually do. Even in fucking dota people are chill about it
Spaceygirl84
Not all day just maybe 3 hrs a day
Yeah. I generally top out at like 3-4 hours most days unless I get REALLY into what I'm doing. Otherwise? There are responsibilities.
Sotha
LordHosk
'Cause when you queue with a woman you instantly make assumptions that she can't play and either shit on her or try to cover/give her stuff.
genericanamoly
And it’s a dude the whole time. Something something Omegle or whatever it’s called. Where the two dude cosgirlplayers met each other.
SwordsToTheSkyWeRideAtDawn
LinguisticBitch
I game with my girlfriend.
ilhares
Smalls117
*not the perfect gamer girl* She's a screen peeker and a terrible person.
mikeatike
This doesn't look like a home.
PixelSprite64
Home is where your wifi connects automatically.
My favorite bar is closed :(
VitaminJay
And dodges your DMs...
OGshogun
Most gamer girls have this posse of thirsty boys with crushes and bid to her will. The rest are married most likely lol One can dream tho.
nudes4jesus
This is true. Ive dated 3 gamers now and it gets really tedious, my younger sister is also a gamer and refuses to acknowledge her group of
"Friends" are just thirsty bois. Ah well
ArchangelTitus
Accurate as fuck, I met my partner 7 years ago in minecraft lol he came and found me in a cave and was really helpful. Got chatting in game,
turns out he was from Cork as well. Got in voice chat and turns out he is also originally from England lol weirder is that our grand parents
lived a few doors down from each other in London!
coronalmassejection
fuck 9GAG..
Ilovetomakestuffup
Schmong
And yet content from all those sites makes it to front page :p
CarrieUnderboob
I think that's the joke. People here submit it all, upvote it all, but then see one person say, "Fuck rival site X" and the lemmings follow.
People really should be saying fuck tiktok tho
LookyDooky1994
Break into her house duh
Rips4w
Found my perfect gaming girl 17 years ago. We were both in the same CS 1.6 clan. Still gaming together today.
Crazy49er
Does she know you're stalking her for this long?
Shhhh
Rafale25
So she's single ?
bogie41
This is a picture of a girl not at home
jamesx
It is the picture of the elusive goal, not the actual thing.
Evi1Gav
Correct. It's also an all girl gaming team (or was, I don't know if it still exists).
Cilvaa
If your k/d ratio is garbage she doesn't want you. If you're too good she'll think you're an asshole. Either way you need to shower more.
JayEnfield
Peh. My Kraft Dinner is perfectly mixed EVERY time.
expialadocious
Hahahaha
TheDairyPope
I just read that Vikings bathed once a week and were quite desirable.
IAmTheOneAndOnlySchezwanSauce
I bathe once a week. But that's mostly cause I don't sweat like a normal human being.
ourari
Easy way to get someone to shower more: Shower together.
Deathwing777
You're not going to get someone to shower with you unless you're already doing it by yourself.
I'm sure someone out there is the exception to the rule ;)
itsppearsyoucanindeed
Not too many though
nakashima97
Good advise for anyone.
sillyDad
So you find her online... duh
HillsLikeQuietRelevance
She's usually playing as the bad guy... duh
MyCatLikesToFruitcake
Met my husband in WoW. We still co op together 14 years later.
That's actually sweet, congrats to you both.
OverpricedCrayon
Where there’s an army of White Knights to defend her in hopes of becoming the chosen one.
WhatzitTooya
Careful, it might be a GIRL.
NicoleDanielle
Then you tell her to make you a sammich.
prettydumb
lol
Tsumino79
but there are no girls online
onecowboytoo
All women online are men pretending to be women.
siyuri1641
I have a friend who only plays women characters. He says if he has to watch a butt while playing it will be a cute butt
lildumptruck
You want to get catfished? That’s how you get cat fished lol
MantisTobagganMD
v
Richter12x2
How bow dah?
ExoCyberBit
And immediately start harassing and belittling her!
LONETROMBONE
Wankathon
Any girl who reveals herself in an online game gets a ton of "Hey :) 's". Good luck making yourself stand out
Illiasa
Despite BS online this is how I found my GF (I am gay). I'm very into gaming and not into partying or being super social. She was a godsend.
FullMetalMonika
buying gf
itsthevoiceman
Too nervous for that.
Xenarion
Yeah but then she lives in another country.
raygret123127001
Yeah ive been down that road. It's a fucking disaster. Local girls are best
Tyaldan
but like... how do you romantically talk to people online? D: im a transgirl too, and i know thats not hot with most people :S
letmebeyourteddybear
Yes! I met my fiance on Dota 2, 6 years ago. But if you think gamer girls are top models with D cups, you are set up to fail.
Radandie94
And have a go nowhere relationship
paulsname
Cant go anywhere anyway.. so u sit at home and play games.. winner gets.. ill let ur imagination answer that.
That should probably last the rest of r lives then I guess
theDogter
There are no girls online.
LilE
Duh
ToxicIndigoKittyGold
Yes! I met my now wife on Mech Assault in 2003 on the original Xbox. It can happen. Her pick up line was "Do you know how to play Not it?".
APerfectlyNormalPieceOfToast
Ultima Online here :D
pie113
My brother met his on Guild Wars
PrincessWolf
And then you harass her and be a toxic misogynistic little shit because girls can't play games!
lAmGnomeAnn
And then sexually harass her! Seems to be how it goes when I reveal I'm a woman in game...
They make it more difficult for everyone. The loud minority makes you assume the majority are like that.
Maybe the silent majority should say something then.
And become the loud majority? Will they question themselves, admit they were wrong and change to become good people?
And become allies. How are we supposed to know you disapprove of sexual harassment if you say nothing? Don't need to tell at the one -
ThEbAnTeRbEmIgHtY
Ya her name is John
Teasaurus
Funny story, I actually met a Gamer Girl™ that went by "Jonnie," royal bitch tho, did two raids with her and her group and they were toooxic
Obligatory v
I didn't meet husband online but he met the people who introduced us through playing WoW. Sister and her husband met on a MMORPG
ijustjoinedforthis
Girls don't exist online, just guys and federal agents
thepersonwhostaresatyouthroughyourwebcamwhenyouthinkitsoff
GIRL = Guy In Real Life
chormin
It's so inspiring how all the feds are under 18. I'm so proud of them.
roxisasewingmachine
I snorted ?
StillNotYouTube
OK I donated $1,000 on her twitch stream but she still won’t talk to me. What next?
StunnedGoofy
Her stream?
Try $2,000 and a message telling her why you would be good together.
Chereazi
She's not gonna bother with a filthy casual like you!
MrRandom314159
I mean she might? She'll need someone to run support on meals and hardware maintenance.
GreyKnightTemplar666
BenderRodriguz1010
LittleMagicMoment
Yup, it's how I've started a couple of my relationships. I met my current boyfriend in League of Legends.
forevernatalie
I didn’t meet my husband online but he did propose while we were playing WOW (and in real life too)
Sidwrd
Meet mine on overwatch
LittleAngelTgirl
Met my ex playing dark souls, she messaged me after I killed her and raged that I was being cheese using faith
Anarchduke
to be fair, you were being cheese using faith
Only used faith for lightning buff for my zweihander, but yeah faith is a bit cheese x3
FentuckyCriedKhicken
There's only fat dirty dudes pretending to be hot girls online. They topless with chest hair and picking there noses.
Duttles
That was the case like 20 years ago before voice comms
BleachItsWhatsForDinner
True, but you can't tell she has that much chest hair in this picture. She's hiding it well.
Awe come on, I have never pretended to be a woman.
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Paradox1111
Isnt it awful when you find out how many people have had sex with your mom? CoD knows..
Bigworm666999
CyborgL
So... Uh... What games do you play? Jk I have a boyfriend
I don't play any games. This post is for something else. Understand!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wt1YkGO2Ieo
SPQAAE
Woah I forgot that song existed.
whatseventhepoint
Dianna, I’ve been waiting in the lobby for like 30 minutes. Do you want pocket heals or do you wanna post memes all day?
SecondSince
yes
QmanTheEmperor
Post memes ofc? What else there is to do? ???
crazymojomonkey
bit o both really
Suntok
My wife and I both play WoW Classic together. It gives us a way to spend time together even when I'm constantly travelling for work.
Orack89
Go away with your happiness you monster :'(
Lynkfox
I miss being a pocket healer. Lol.
sigmarius
My friend wants to know what a pocket healer is.
kodiakash
Someone who follows you around and heals you when you take damage.
iDrinkDrano
It's family friendly healslutting
shelete
Or intro to healslutting, like a gateway drug
a healer dedicated only to you, ignoring the rest of the team, so your stats seem better
My friend appreciates it.
Or also a healer you always have available when you go to tank a dungeon. I was often a ph for a tank friend, but i still healed the team.
In other words he couldjust pull a healer out of his pocket whenever it was needed
Good point!
spitfires2000
Would it be fun to be with the perfect gaming girl? They never want to do anything or go anywhere...
lilpink4448
But neither do you
Well they probably want to play games...just like gaming dudes.
Now that's the dream
5uperu5er
I love mine :D
LunkHead101
The perfect gamer girl for me would still want to go hiking, have sex in the wilderness then go home and trash talk noobs together
Not realy. No ME. Haha
Not me*
pilotperson
They said “the perfect gaming girl”.
wantfastcars
Living in Japan, going to the arcade with a qt gamer gf sounds like a lot of fun
Meh, gamers do other things. I max out after like 3-4hrs these days, and need to do other shit away from my desk. It gets uncomfortable.
Frostbreaker1
That's not true. I own 4 consoles and a gaming PC, can play 8 hrs a day days on end. But I also go backcountry camping for a week at a time,
Shovi
WTH is your job that you can go away for a week at a time?
2/canoe into wilderness lakes monthly, love museums and shopping, going to beaches and biking all the time. You can have a balance.
Affray
1)Same. I've been gaming for thirty years and can easily kill an entire day/night playing. But I also love disappearing into the woods for a
2)week with a few friends and going on adventures in nature. I turn my phone off and pretend technology doesn't exist and I love it.
phobos535
That sounds like the opposite of a problem
gtotherizzle
That sounds like fun
Yeah I guess.
Why?
TedFromTEDtalks
Sitting at home, doing nothing, enjoying company? That sounds like a fucking blast
Criticalfailure404
All my favorite things to do are at home. Gaming, movies, books, food, napping. . . Etc
Sex.
tinydog
Dat ellipsis.
No fapping? oh boy are you missing out
Sayagain
I found a wonderful lady playing wow, on and off we met and realized we weren't meant to be. Amazing person and hope she is doing well :)
Sumdumguy42
Found my girlfriend in Everquest. 10years last September.
Bartheda
I've known women to not talk in online chat because of the insanity they get. Maybe chill out with that bullshit team.
licmasack
AnOtterBrickInTheWall
I thought gay mergirls are swimming
dontfart
The games I’ve ever used chat on, the guys were always normal. One time a guy questioned if I was a girl when he heard my voice. But he 1/2
dontfart
2/2 wasn’t rude. Maybe certain games just have toxic fans and it doesn’t matter if ur a girl or not. You’re gonna get harassed.
firehawkcultist
Made friends with a gamer girl through the borderlands series but she hasn't really responded to any times I tried to chat or game with her
firehawkcultist
for the last year and a half. Though still follows a few of my other profiles online and occasionally likes/favs things I post. idk whats up
VagisilToothpaste
They're called "passive gaming friends". I have quite a few. We played together for a while, they're not bad people, but I've moved on.
TheDogEnd
Ugh. People have such strange ideas about dating. "The perfect gamer girl" well, way to box yourself in I guess.
swagb98623
Perfection is subjective. It could mean a girl who plays the same games and lets the guy win hah!
notkvothethebloodless
Feel the same looking for an introvert bookworm.I'll probably never meet one cause they are also sitting at home alone reading, on a friday
in70x
Or because you are ugly..
Akalleaci
Btw this is the danish cs go pro player Mimi.
WhiteIce2112
Idk how but every time I find a girl in games no one acts the way people say they usually do. Even in fucking dota people are chill about it
Spaceygirl84
Not all day just maybe 3 hrs a day
VagisilToothpaste
Yeah. I generally top out at like 3-4 hours most days unless I get REALLY into what I'm doing. Otherwise? There are responsibilities.
Sotha
LordHosk
'Cause when you queue with a woman you instantly make assumptions that she can't play and either shit on her or try to cover/give her stuff.
genericanamoly
And it’s a dude the whole time. Something something Omegle or whatever it’s called. Where the two dude cosgirlplayers met each other.
SwordsToTheSkyWeRideAtDawn
LinguisticBitch
I game with my girlfriend.
ilhares
Smalls117
*not the perfect gamer girl* She's a screen peeker and a terrible person.
mikeatike
This doesn't look like a home.
PixelSprite64
Home is where your wifi connects automatically.
mikeatike
My favorite bar is closed :(
VitaminJay
And dodges your DMs...
OGshogun
Most gamer girls have this posse of thirsty boys with crushes and bid to her will. The rest are married most likely lol One can dream tho.
nudes4jesus
This is true. Ive dated 3 gamers now and it gets really tedious, my younger sister is also a gamer and refuses to acknowledge her group of
nudes4jesus
"Friends" are just thirsty bois. Ah well
ArchangelTitus
Accurate as fuck, I met my partner 7 years ago in minecraft lol he came and found me in a cave and was really helpful. Got chatting in game,
ArchangelTitus
turns out he was from Cork as well. Got in voice chat and turns out he is also originally from England lol weirder is that our grand parents
ArchangelTitus
lived a few doors down from each other in London!
coronalmassejection
fuck 9GAG..
Ilovetomakestuffup
Schmong
And yet content from all those sites makes it to front page :p
CarrieUnderboob
I think that's the joke. People here submit it all, upvote it all, but then see one person say, "Fuck rival site X" and the lemmings follow.
nudes4jesus
People really should be saying fuck tiktok tho
LookyDooky1994
Break into her house duh
Rips4w
Found my perfect gaming girl 17 years ago. We were both in the same CS 1.6 clan. Still gaming together today.
Crazy49er
Does she know you're stalking her for this long?
Rips4w
Shhhh
Rafale25
So she's single ?
Rips4w
bogie41
This is a picture of a girl not at home
jamesx
It is the picture of the elusive goal, not the actual thing.
Evi1Gav
Correct. It's also an all girl gaming team (or was, I don't know if it still exists).
Cilvaa
Crazy49er
If your k/d ratio is garbage she doesn't want you. If you're too good she'll think you're an asshole. Either way you need to shower more.
JayEnfield
Peh. My Kraft Dinner is perfectly mixed EVERY time.
expialadocious
Hahahaha
TheDairyPope
I just read that Vikings bathed once a week and were quite desirable.
IAmTheOneAndOnlySchezwanSauce
I bathe once a week. But that's mostly cause I don't sweat like a normal human being.
ourari
Easy way to get someone to shower more: Shower together.
Deathwing777
You're not going to get someone to shower with you unless you're already doing it by yourself.
ourari
I'm sure someone out there is the exception to the rule ;)
itsppearsyoucanindeed
Not too many though
nakashima97
Good advise for anyone.
sillyDad
So you find her online... duh
HillsLikeQuietRelevance
She's usually playing as the bad guy... duh
MyCatLikesToFruitcake
Met my husband in WoW. We still co op together 14 years later.
swagb98623
That's actually sweet, congrats to you both.
OverpricedCrayon
Where there’s an army of White Knights to defend her in hopes of becoming the chosen one.
WhatzitTooya
Careful, it might be a GIRL.
NicoleDanielle
Then you tell her to make you a sammich.
prettydumb
lol
Tsumino79
but there are no girls online
onecowboytoo
All women online are men pretending to be women.
siyuri1641
I have a friend who only plays women characters. He says if he has to watch a butt while playing it will be a cute butt
lildumptruck
You want to get catfished? That’s how you get cat fished lol
MantisTobagganMD
Richter12x2
How bow dah?
ExoCyberBit
And immediately start harassing and belittling her!
LONETROMBONE
Wankathon
Any girl who reveals herself in an online game gets a ton of "Hey :) 's". Good luck making yourself stand out
Illiasa
Despite BS online this is how I found my GF (I am gay). I'm very into gaming and not into partying or being super social. She was a godsend.
FullMetalMonika
buying gf
itsthevoiceman
Too nervous for that.
Xenarion
Yeah but then she lives in another country.
raygret123127001
Yeah ive been down that road. It's a fucking disaster. Local girls are best
Tyaldan
but like... how do you romantically talk to people online? D: im a transgirl too, and i know thats not hot with most people :S
letmebeyourteddybear
Yes! I met my fiance on Dota 2, 6 years ago. But if you think gamer girls are top models with D cups, you are set up to fail.
Radandie94
And have a go nowhere relationship
paulsname
Cant go anywhere anyway.. so u sit at home and play games.. winner gets.. ill let ur imagination answer that.
Radandie94
That should probably last the rest of r lives then I guess
theDogter
There are no girls online.
LilE
Duh
ToxicIndigoKittyGold
Yes! I met my now wife on Mech Assault in 2003 on the original Xbox. It can happen. Her pick up line was "Do you know how to play Not it?".
APerfectlyNormalPieceOfToast
Ultima Online here :D
pie113
My brother met his on Guild Wars
PrincessWolf
And then you harass her and be a toxic misogynistic little shit because girls can't play games!
lAmGnomeAnn
And then sexually harass her! Seems to be how it goes when I reveal I'm a woman in game...
swagb98623
They make it more difficult for everyone. The loud minority makes you assume the majority are like that.
lAmGnomeAnn
Maybe the silent majority should say something then.
swagb98623
And become the loud majority? Will they question themselves, admit they were wrong and change to become good people?
lAmGnomeAnn
And become allies. How are we supposed to know you disapprove of sexual harassment if you say nothing? Don't need to tell at the one -
ThEbAnTeRbEmIgHtY
Ya her name is John
Teasaurus
Funny story, I actually met a Gamer Girl™ that went by "Jonnie," royal bitch tho, did two raids with her and her group and they were toooxic
Teasaurus
Obligatory
v
siyuri1641
I didn't meet husband online but he met the people who introduced us through playing WoW. Sister and her husband met on a MMORPG
ijustjoinedforthis
Girls don't exist online, just guys and federal agents
thepersonwhostaresatyouthroughyourwebcamwhenyouthinkitsoff
GIRL = Guy In Real Life
chormin
It's so inspiring how all the feds are under 18. I'm so proud of them.
roxisasewingmachine
I snorted ?
StillNotYouTube
OK I donated $1,000 on her twitch stream but she still won’t talk to me. What next?
StunnedGoofy
Her stream?
OverpricedCrayon
Try $2,000 and a message telling her why you would be good together.
Chereazi
She's not gonna bother with a filthy casual like you!
MrRandom314159
I mean she might? She'll need someone to run support on meals and hardware maintenance.
GreyKnightTemplar666
BenderRodriguz1010
LittleMagicMoment
Yup, it's how I've started a couple of my relationships. I met my current boyfriend in League of Legends.
forevernatalie
I didn’t meet my husband online but he did propose while we were playing WOW (and in real life too)
Sidwrd
Meet mine on overwatch
LittleAngelTgirl
Met my ex playing dark souls, she messaged me after I killed her and raged that I was being cheese using faith
Anarchduke
to be fair, you were being cheese using faith
LittleAngelTgirl
Only used faith for lightning buff for my zweihander, but yeah faith is a bit cheese x3
FentuckyCriedKhicken
There's only fat dirty dudes pretending to be hot girls online. They topless with chest hair and picking there noses.
Duttles
That was the case like 20 years ago before voice comms
BleachItsWhatsForDinner
True, but you can't tell she has that much chest hair in this picture. She's hiding it well.
onecowboytoo
Awe come on, I have never pretended to be a woman.
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[deleted]
Paradox1111
Isnt it awful when you find out how many people have had sex with your mom? CoD knows..
Bigworm666999
CyborgL
So... Uh... What games do you play? Jk I have a boyfriend
DiannaDAP
I don't play any games. This post is for something else. Understand!
onecowboytoo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wt1YkGO2Ieo
SPQAAE
Woah I forgot that song existed.
whatseventhepoint
Dianna, I’ve been waiting in the lobby for like 30 minutes. Do you want pocket heals or do you wanna post memes all day?
SecondSince
yes
QmanTheEmperor
Post memes ofc? What else there is to do? ???
crazymojomonkey
bit o both really
Suntok
My wife and I both play WoW Classic together. It gives us a way to spend time together even when I'm constantly travelling for work.
Orack89
Go away with your happiness you monster :'(
Lynkfox
I miss being a pocket healer. Lol.
sigmarius
My friend wants to know what a pocket healer is.
kodiakash
Someone who follows you around and heals you when you take damage.
iDrinkDrano
It's family friendly healslutting
shelete
Or intro to healslutting, like a gateway drug
whatseventhepoint
a healer dedicated only to you, ignoring the rest of the team, so your stats seem better
sigmarius
My friend appreciates it.
Lynkfox
Or also a healer you always have available when you go to tank a dungeon. I was often a ph for a tank friend, but i still healed the team.
sigmarius
My friend appreciates it.
Lynkfox
In other words he couldjust pull a healer out of his pocket whenever it was needed
whatseventhepoint
Good point!
spitfires2000
Would it be fun to be with the perfect gaming girl? They never want to do anything or go anywhere...
lilpink4448
But neither do you
StillNotYouTube
Well they probably want to play games...just like gaming dudes.
swagb98623
Now that's the dream
5uperu5er
I love mine :D
LunkHead101
The perfect gamer girl for me would still want to go hiking, have sex in the wilderness then go home and trash talk noobs together
DiannaDAP
Not realy. No ME. Haha
DiannaDAP
Not me*
pilotperson
They said “the perfect gaming girl”.
wantfastcars
Living in Japan, going to the arcade with a qt gamer gf sounds like a lot of fun
VagisilToothpaste
Meh, gamers do other things. I max out after like 3-4hrs these days, and need to do other shit away from my desk. It gets uncomfortable.
Frostbreaker1
That's not true. I own 4 consoles and a gaming PC, can play 8 hrs a day days on end. But I also go backcountry camping for a week at a time,
Shovi
WTH is your job that you can go away for a week at a time?
Frostbreaker1
2/canoe into wilderness lakes monthly, love museums and shopping, going to beaches and biking all the time. You can have a balance.
Affray
1)Same. I've been gaming for thirty years and can easily kill an entire day/night playing. But I also love disappearing into the woods for a
Affray
2)week with a few friends and going on adventures in nature. I turn my phone off and pretend technology doesn't exist and I love it.
phobos535
That sounds like the opposite of a problem
gtotherizzle
That sounds like fun
spitfires2000
Yeah I guess.
DiannaDAP
Why?
TedFromTEDtalks
Sitting at home, doing nothing, enjoying company? That sounds like a fucking blast
Criticalfailure404
All my favorite things to do are at home. Gaming, movies, books, food, napping. . . Etc
LunkHead101
Sex.
tinydog
Dat ellipsis.
swagb98623
No fapping? oh boy are you missing out