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majortool
Quick, get Ted Cruz to tweet calling them Nazis.
fluffybaer55
World war Epstein in full swing. How many more children in Iran and American soldiers have to die before we throw Trump and his Pedo friends in jail for their crimes?
shitheadtookmyname
Look I cope using humor, so I'm going to laugh that the top right guy's name is "tight jeans"
jargonmon
Suckers and losers*
*per statements of Donald J. TRUMP
DatDarthCaedus
I think that dismissing it as just a distraction is doing us a huge disservice. This is something that religious extremist Republicans have wanted for a long time. It's literally being sold as a holy war to bring about the end times.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/mar/03/us-israel-iran-war-christian-rhetoric
subkava
But he saved drapes
laserfork
Don't worry, on the first day of the strikes a school in Minab, Iran was hit and 180 children and staff were killed. So it was all worth it I assume.
taez555
Or as trump calls them, suckers and losers.
crodrigues
the highest of honors; dying to protect a cabal of pedophiles from facing justice. what a monumental international embarrassment.
MKaiser
I can imagine they'd be quite furious
clem2270
Sorry for their senseless sacrifice.
Nanntuckett
They didn’t even died for nothing. Their live were forfeit because our pathetic president will do anything Israel wants.
aka184mommie
It's the president or vice president attending any of the dignified transfers?
ALTEFFFOUR
Imagine paying to post on the pedophile site.
TheVillageGrouch9000
They deserved far better. The least / worst throughout attack in US history.
RenaissanceFaireMan
One of them lived like 30 miles away from me.
breguet
A combat unit commander reportedly told US Army NCOs that the Iran war is part of God's plan and that the war will lead to the second coming of Jesus.
TypIch
Jesus would be killed much faster this time.
RetiredLaserMan
Fuck trump
dontrike
Republicans did that
JCDenton10
"Epic Fury"? Was "Operation tough guy" already taken?
KremlinOfAges
2nd one didnt have enough 'big dick energy'...
Kegseth: 'need a name for this'
Elon-musk-DOGE-intern: 'Fury?'
Kegseth: 'naaahh.. EPIC FURY!'
Musicosity
It's an automated naming system. Generally, the first word refers to a unit or overarching plan, and the second some methodology.
Enduring Freedom, Eagle Claw, and Ernest Will are some examples of the Middle Eastern Operations.
Musicosity
And the US LOOOOOOOOOOVES Fury:
Urgent Fury, Iron Fury, Phantom Fury, Vigilant Fury, Desert Fury...and of course the Iranian retaliatory Operation...Praying Mantis (code-name - Fury).
DangerBaer
You left out Two (inches of) Fury.
HarbingerOfThis
Before being too sympathetic, remember: they signed up for this. Some may say, the hell they did. But they did. They are there supporting Trump regime, currently with mission to protect pedos and enable genocide.
VinnieJonesDiary
Yup, people can downvote you if they want, but they signed up for this. I'm sure they just assumed they would be killing other people, not getting killed themselves.
Its very sad for their families, and I understand how heartless it sounds to be this blunt, but this is a consequence of their actions.
RetrogradeLlama
Yes, but at least they died for a good cause - obfuscating the Epstein Files. /S
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
Obfuscating EPstein Files? I think you mean Operation EPic Fury! The perfect cover!
RetrogradeLlama
Operation Epic Failure.
DangerBaer
You joke now, but you won't be laughing when j(ingle) d(ink) vance's Operation 1337 Haxxorz drops.
BarracksLawyerESQ
Coady turned 20 a few months ago
lifeisadadjoke
And he'll be 20 until the heat death of the universe.
18booma
If he was still 19 it would've been publicised as "Iran kills American teenager".
BarracksLawyerESQ
nah
child soldiers are still soldiers
Junktrunkjunkie
old enough to die a soldier. Not old enough to drink. Poor kid.
khora
Is anyone old enough to drink in Kuwait?
PearjuiceATX
Drink or smoke, these days.
EricPisch
Only in the land of the free lol, can have beer or wine with a meal at 16 in the UK
EricPisch
And at home you can drink alcohol from 5 🤪
Depends45
Id refuse to go. Fuck them all who do
mindstorm8191
I would, too. They can bring back the draft if they want, but I'm still not going.
If they send me into combat anyway... well, they should've thought twice about cutting me loose
Depends45
I completely agree. The bright would have a permanent resident with me, and I'll be damned they'd take my kids for their bs
Ilikestyx
Just remember, they died for nothing.
overlythinky
And also remember, statistically, they probably voted for this.
meganical
They died because America is racist and sexist, which stopped them from voting for the better candidate
SleeperXib
They died to distract Americans from the allegations of pedophilia which have been surrounding the president.
Is it worse to die for a bad reason than for no reason?
Ilikestyx
Oooh.. they also died for higher gas prices
SleeperXib
Also accurate.
woozle
xeoxion
If aliens wanted to take over earth all they would do is bribe Trump with some space pussy and he would sell.
ParpleBarglarAhrlm
Spussy
DangerBaer
I wonder if it tastes like space barros?