Beauty & the Tinder profile

Aug 10, 2020 5:18 PM

FaTStephen

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When he decided to be tall he should also have decided to look like a hunk

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I am in this post, I don’t like it and I won’t tell you which one

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a 6'4" guy, can assure you this isn't the case.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

As another 6'4" I can say this isn't entirely accurate

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

At the age of 11 no less

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Dammit! All I need is 2 more inches!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Remember, guys can't get taller, but you sure can get thinner.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

I mean, it's Tinder - the whole format is designed around superficiality.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

v

5 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 2

Does 5'4 counts?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

he also owns a castle

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

closer to 6'3

5 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

6'2" big bearded man, doesnt help, hard to hide fat

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And the narcissist lives another day

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Im 6'4. Where my princess at

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wait, you guys get to speak to a woman, on Tinder?

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

They...they actually respond?!?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As someone who is 6' tall, I do not want to be taller. I think 5'10" would be perfect. Tall people have complications with health.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

6'4", not hideous. Still not applicable.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Here comes everyone listing their own heights

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

6' 66" not true. Took 28 years to find a 5' 90" girl. Did marry her though.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 6

According to my calculations on your extra inches you are 11.5' and she is 12.5', your snu snu would have collateral damage.

5 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Yeah I can't into clapper foot and inch. 203cm and 180cm. So no that large. Comment made me chuckle though

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This comment NEEDS more upvotes!

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I got laid once at a party cuz “wooooh, you’re tall”.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I dated a 6’4 guy and was hard to have sex. Would make out, then crawl down to the dick, then back up, and repeat

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Lol

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Make out for a bit, then jump in your car and take a drive down to Bonersville?

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is this a thing? Because I'm 6ft8 and unattractive, I've never found this to be the case

5 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 4

These downvotes are really kicking a man while he's down

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

You said you're 6'8", though. You're not down, you're WAY up there.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's harder to kick you when you're standing up cos you're pretty tall.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It probably had less to do with height and more to do with the big ol castle.

5 years ago | Likes 142 Dislikes 4

Big ol something...

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Let’s be honest, it was the library she couldn’t ever read through.

5 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 0

You mean, her fancy hostage prison? Yeah, I’d take that over a rusty ol’ kidnapping basement any day

5 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Ugh. Idk why but it just annoys me when people act like she had Stockholm or was doing it because he was a prince. It's like it reinforces

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 5

the idea that bad people can't change, can't be good or do good and have other people love them.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 4

He kidnapped her! Wtf? Are you ok with forced marriage or child brides too if eventually they are happy?

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

Yes he "kidnapped" her. Then later set her free when he realized it was wrong. She came back to him.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tbh, the actual reason this is ok is that it's fiction. You can throw whatever drama you want and in the end if you say this person is

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

redeemed and so-and-so lives happily ever after, you just take that at face value because it's not real and these characters only exist and

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not defending this specifically but yes I am ok with anyone's happiness, no matter where or how they find it,

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

As long as they arent infringing on anyone else along the way

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

As a 6’4” hideous beast, I promise this isn’t the case.

5 years ago | Likes 452 Dislikes 11

Same, then again if a woman wants to choose me based on my height she can fuck off and marry a ladder

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

If you’re 6’4”, she’ll likely definitely fuck off.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Weirdly enough the only comments I get as a tall guy are people making fun of how small my car is.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Same. And the inevitable...I’m glad I could spot you in the crowd!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe you need to imprison more people for stealing flowers?

5 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

If I grew flowers, I might. Sadly, my thumbs are not green, nor am I cursed.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Agreed.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I creeped your posts. You ain't hideous. Funny guy with a big wiener? Unlimited supply of potatoes? Youse a catch.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Depends on which wiener. I do have two of them. ;) okay, fine, they’re both under average. That’s what I get for having mini-dachshunds.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ditto. No one's ever looked up my nose from down where they are and said, 'so hot'.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It’s usually when they’re staring at my belly button.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

?1

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

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6'3" here... word

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, obviously you need another inch.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

gonna have to go pick me up some heelys

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a 5’1” girl who online dates; tries to , height is not important but if you’re a shortie I consider it a bonus. Short boys are cute

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You’re one of a few.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a 6'4" hideous beast, it works for me every time.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Lucky. You probably have the enchanted castle and big “library,” huh?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

and I do dis:

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So...no castle?

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I mean, if a man’s home is his castle, then yes. Just...a smaller one.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well then Beast, I dont understand the trouble. I guess it’s just a wrong princess problem.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Had a few wrong princesses.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I’ve kissed a few wrong frogs myself. Guess it’s all part of the process.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

6'7" beast here that can also confirm

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maybe stop crushing them @billthecrusher? I know human bones make your bread tasty, but....

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Idea: Make 2 dating profiles withe same pic & bio. Put 5' 8" in one and 6'4 in the other (6' +- 4"). Compare the results.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’d still get 0 hits? Hell yeah.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, he ALSO was filthy rich. I guess that helps as well

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Are you endowed with the magic 12 inches? That makes a the difference I bet

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nope. If I was, I’d be doing porn, not posting on Imgur. You can see pics of my wiener in my posts, though, if you’re interested.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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5 years ago (deleted Aug 11, 2020 12:19 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

I’ve been told by lots of women and men that it is a nice wiener, even with the weird spots.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As a fellow 6'4" hideous beast, I feel like it does kinda work this way sometimes.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Success for you! Congrats on leveraging your height to your advantage.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm a 6'3" hideous beast, can confirm. The height does nothing when you look like an eldritch horror.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yub-Shuggoth, my man! How’re you doing, my extradimensional friend?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You know, same old, same old. A bit of ph'nglui mglw'nafh, and a bit of Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. Can't complain.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sounds about right. It’s too bad they’ve stopped all those virgin sacrifices. Only way to get laid, amiright?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But will you date short chubby chicks?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Belle wasn’t chubby.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But she obviously had some severe mental health issues... which would you prefer?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All women are crazy. Just gotta pick your favorite brand and move forward.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And that sentiment is probably why your success rate with the ladies is low.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

BIIIINGO

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

As a 6'4" relatively handsome guy with a dadbod. I'm have yet to experience what's described in the post

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

There’s your problem. You’re handsome. You gotta be hideous, man.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ahhh fuck, of course. Guess I'm damned to loneliness with my handsome face

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Darn. As a hideous beast, I wish you luck, Gaston!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a 6'5" hideous beast can confirm.

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

They’re always interested until they see your face....and man tits.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Here too... hasn’t worked to my benefit in this way AT ALL

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Might I suggest investing in an enchanted castle?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Seek out tall ladies? As a tall woman myself, I preferred to date tall men (& married one). Idc if that's "shallow," btw, for anyone reading

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Preference is fine. Everyone has things that click their trigger just right.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did ypu say 6'4"?

5 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

Yes indeedy.

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

She want yo seedy

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I-i don't swing that way...

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That’s fine. I don’t swing any way. I don’t fit on swings at 6’4”.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

She’ll have to get in line, it seems.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

See, there you go! I ship this!

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I mean... I'm pretty good in a sword fight. Knowmsayin'

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I could always use a handy first mate. No, not that kind of mate. For shipping, yarr!!!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean, whatever floats your boat. Wouldn’t be the first.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Not sure if I used "shipping something" wrongly or you're just making a joke haha. I meant it as "I support this blossoming relationship" ?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m not gonna lie my type is a big gruff kinda grizzly dude with a mushy center.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

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5 years ago (deleted Aug 11, 2020 12:19 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

You like the grizzled mushy kind or are grizzled and mushy?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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5 years ago (deleted Aug 11, 2020 12:19 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Again, definitely grizzled. Definitely mushy. Again, so much belly fat.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can confirm grizzly and the mushy center. That’s belly fat.

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Also your username... coincidence or did you know I’m a cat girl ;)

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You have cat ears and a tail?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean I can’t say I’ve 100 percent always been without cat ears and a tail...

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tell that to a 5'7" hideous beast, lol.

5 years ago | Likes 113 Dislikes 2

5' 8" vaguely Shrek-looking beast here, checking in. Got your membership card to the Fraternal Order of Ugly Fucks yet?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Okay. Girls don’t care if you’re hideous.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

It’s true. Iliza told me

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Married 5'7" hideous beast checking in... I promise the height & looks aren't the things that matter in the end.

5 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

I’m married as well. And my height wasn’t anything to do with it.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It’s that massive 8” dingdong.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I mean, depends on how steroids the beast has.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They don't matter in the end, but they sure do matter in the beginning when you're 5'11" & delete Tinder bc you're tired of being asked.

5 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

Yeah, "Fat" Stephen are you possibly 5'11'' around? That is way more of a pussy dryer than not being a sextevert.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I never got asked, but being 5'10", and a hideous beast, I assumed the face was the stopping point before heights ever got to be lol

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Being under six feet will not stop you finding a girlfriend. However it makes having hot casual sex with a variety of partners much harder

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was lucky enough to meet my partner at a gym doing muay thai, so I thankfully avoided the shitshow that is tinder swiping.

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

You’re essentially 6’. Girls need to chillax

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm 5'6 my dude. You can overcome it

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah, probably. I feel yeah. Girls probably get sick of having their weight asked. That’s why you just don’t worry about it.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Do girls get their weight asked though?

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