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Oct 5, 2015 4:41 PM
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BoredoBandito
So saw that coming. What a fucking ride, though! Thanks, OP!
sabbywins
You know, if the dad truly is American, he might want to check his spelling of "apologise."
graou13
I'm french, don't like frog legs or snails and love motherfucking apple pie and hot dogs, am I actually american?
hipposeatcabbage
He spelled apologize like a brit, but that's none of my business.
Kitakita
I know this is fake because no one with kids would ever go on 4chan
icomehereforthecomments
Wait. What?
kkbellzz
How fucking stupid. Can't bel I read all of it
HonHonHonBaguette
My username is finally relevant!
RagnarosTheFirelord
Trogdoooooooor
Directed by M. Night Shamalama ding dong.
thehellbinder
Lol my family used to say that all the time.
yeahsurewhatever
Sigh....I...I'm sorry sir, your son....your son is a surrender monkey.
IAmNotASkeleton
A cheese-eating one no less.
YouCantKillTheMetal
The French Liberated America from the Brits. God damn Americans.. Talk about some ungrateful cunts.
LastTigerEyes
I appreciate that at the end there he used the British spelling--"apologise"--instead of the American spelling of "apologize". Heh...
dontmakemeplayoutside
TL;DR- Read it. It's fucking hilarious!
QuickBunny
NO!
LuMichelini
I didn`t get ANY of this - maybe because I`m neither French nor from the US (but I am American, though, as it is a continent)
1ARKY
You have some Gaul.
IndianJoe
BTW if you see someone wearing a beret in France :
IndianJoe
1. you are in Pays Basque OR 2. he is 70 y.o. OR he is a douche
IHappenToKnowWhoLetTheDogsOut
Yep that's true. Yep yep yep yep yep
effectontarget
My poor mobile eyes...
justanotheroneofthosegenericlongusernames
I dunno about you guys, but Eiffel for this one...
Lockerkid
I thought the frog meat was gonna be in the pie
PoopholeAintALoophole
I thought he fucked the pie at first.
victoryismein
Go ahead makeu a chote at us oui don't care. Wine, Cheeze, Healthcare, Eva Green.
mightybluj
Whatever. (It's not like she has a twin sister or anything...)
TheChipolopolo
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3rv2eb1bS1rpwcdko1_1280.jpg
bobvonbob
This raises and important question. What do they dissect in biology class in France?
soukmania
I remember doing some bull's eye, chicken heart, rabbit's brain, and frog's digestive system.
IHappenToKnowWhoLetTheDogsOut
French here, we dissect frog too. And then WE EAT THEM MUAHAHAHA
camiscribbles
Frogs, mice.
graou13
frogs
polio69
Bald Eagle.
Gattinov
This need more upvote
bobvonbob
Nice
arcastro
http://imgur.com/YFC1Crc The bible says Adam and Eve. Not Adam and Hon Hon Baguette Eiffel Tower
ProtoChaud
That from the yard sale episode where they eat Hyde's weed brownies by mistake?
penguinsareweirdmotherfuckers
Omg. You..... just.... take my up vote!!!!
WellHereIAmMakingAnotherThing
Je suis le petite dejeuner
EposSatyr
WAIT WHY ARE YOU BREAKFAST
WellHereIAmMakingAnotherThing
Because I am. I like saying that.
Sacripouet
Petit déjeuner*
WellHereIAmMakingAnotherThing
Dammit. Its been a while since French
vindik8or
6:00pm is too early for a meal, what is wrong with these people?
ArcadeZero
I guess it depends on the person, my family eats at 6, my friend eats his dinner at 5
vindik8or
How do you not get hungry again, oh say, by 9:00pm?
ArcadeZero
I usually eat a little later than the rest of my family (They tend to go to bed early)
graou13
Who the fuck eat at 6PM
ArcadeZero
My family, I thought my comment answered that
Ellybethe
"Apologise"? I think an Englishman wrote this. I'm offended.
srslydude
I live in Florida and I occasionally spell stuff with an "s" instead of a "z".
ChainsawHandsJoe
EVEN WORSE!
RyoukoSama
Yean, I live in the south... frog legs are big with a lot of red necks around here.
srslydude
Just remember: pickled frog legs.
andrewbert
Or worse, Canadian.
bluewaterbridgetroll
We spell it with a z brotha
andrewbert
I-I didn't realise.
bluewaterbridgetroll
You are forgiven
SillyNarrator
I AM FUCKING LIVID
plazmatyk
This vexes me
HappyJello
Is Livid cute doe?
ElChristo
I'm going to write a strongly worded letter.
Tosy120
Yeah! That'll teach those bastards! Serves them right!
Duuuuuuuuuuuuude
France makes everything better, except for people.
yakattak10
Is this a crash course quote?
HappyEngineer
"France is wasted on the French" -- Some Englishman
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
I've never met a French person so I can't even make this judgement call.
GeTRoGuE
Here's come your chance ! ( not Parisian )
UnworthyBeatrix
French people are cool, mostly it's Parasians who are the dicks. Quebecois, though. Fuck, man.
chrisjfinlay
Having just been in Paris, they're bit rude, they're just... I dunno. The language doesn't make much use of pleasantries
chrisjfinlay
.. My first post should say ' not rude" instead of "bit rude", heh
chrisjfinlay
I found they were mostly quite pleasant as long as I made an attempt to speak their language, understandably
chrisjfinlay
E.g. They don't say "can I have a coffee please?", it's just "a coffee please". It comes off to us as curt but it's really not
Rhalph
There are other towns than Paris, you know. Come to Brittany (western part of France), people are great here.
Tryskel
Well, they're grumpy and full of bad faith. I'm proud to be one of them :D
DrBuckarooBanzai
Text be all http://imgur.com/hB3ttyR
Fancyrobot101
#mobileuser
TurtleHurdle
Swarles
This might be the best comment I've ever seen
edwardelricsnipples
As a mobile user, this is painfully accurate
TheChef1212
This made me laugh more than the post
neuroticquixotic
This is one of the funniest things i've seen on this site to date.
AStainlessSteelRat
And we STILL can't favorite comments!! Are you listening back there @sarah? @alan?
mobiusplane
The perfect gif. You found the perfect gif.
VulcanWithoutLogic
Noice.
Telkesh
On mobile it was quite a trip
BanenScottCuis
.
twinly92
Comment more funny than the post
Germurican
*funnier
Zreen
Neaaar... faaaaar!
gilliamv
it has been YEARS since i listened to that on a record as a kid.
twinly92
Where EEEVer yOOOu ARrre!
WisdomPlaytime
No. No, no, no. Grover used to say, "Near...FAR!" This is not a moment for Celine Dion & the Titanic.
Pablo4Lyfe
But I know that my heart will go ooooooon
SnakeTaleJohnny
HON HON HON BAGUETTE EIFFEL TOWER
Coughdropthebass
Yes Thank you we can read
KamakazeeDude43
WATCH YOUR FUCKING MOUTH
virgil592
Such language!
MerryTomBombadil
Fucking lost it at that point
ThatOneUserThatHasAReallyLongUsername
Blasphemy!
Fancyrobot101
Bonaparte
frenchcook
Sans déconner c'est quoi ce hon hon hon ? Aka; wtf is with hon hon hon ? XWShat is it even supposed to be? The only time 1/2
frenchcook
2/2 I might make that sound is by snoring when both drunk and having the worst cold ever. I guess it's some kind of private joke but which?
Hooooooo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-r7dveDEv-I
AceBandito
Oui monsieur bonjour coquette. Uh huh croissant, vous a ver. Maurice chevalier, Eiffel Tower. Oh oui Marie, baguette bonsoir.
frenchcook
"Bonjour coquette" can be slang for a public hard on, just FYI.
Aveira
FRENCH TOAST
NipplesInAJar
HON HON HON JEAN PIERRE POLNAREFF
signalswitch64
HON HON HON JERRY LEWIS
IAmNotASkeleton
HOES AND WINE ALL ZE TIME
BigHandz
BUT I AM LE TIRED....
fruitcup22
OH MAIH GAAAAAAD
NipplesInAJar
HORY SHEET
TheInsignificantGuy
SUN OF A BEEEETCH
NipplesInAJar
OHH NOOOO!
NoItsATideUsername
This is an oddly effective way to portray how stupid it is to hate your kid because he/she is gay O.o
popnmilk
Better than being French. :D
SneakEFoxxe
Oh yeah. Most of us Muricans don't care if you're gay. If your gonna go all French on us though...
BWFeuntaco
I think this is an effective way to show how people like me who dont understand think about gender identity. Someone explain to me por favor
TristanMrH
No, not gay, French.
onecuntwolfpack
Same thing, basically
Tankdoggy
Hey, don't call us gays French.
EpicPancakes
Are they not the same thing?
dembonz00
Geez, it's like he didn't even read it.
Zreen
It's a metaphor.
VaultDweller
Is it a skag?
TristanMrH
No this is Patrick
tmtowtdi
I think it's more of a penphor.
MrRandom314159
4chan's oddly progressive/regressive at the same time.They'll treat you equally, then shit on you, then lift your spirits, then shit again
AllHailTheCritbow
They hate everyone equally, from niggers to crackers to job-taking mexicans. (If this gets Mod-deleted, I'll post a version w/o slurs)
StreetfighterXD
It's like a malfunctioning elevator of shit and equality
WisdomPlaytime
This is also an effective way to portray how awful it is to hate your gay kid: http://youtu.be/CnOJgDW0gPI Highly recommended viewing 4 all.
Devils29
dont compare normal human beings such as gays and lesbians to the french you inconsiderate jerk!
funnystoryaboutthat
Your username is relevant.
LouisianaBob
Hey, watch it! If it weren't for the french we'd be swearing with extra vowels like the English!
IamMelonLordeYaYaYa
Wait, you think the FRENCH save vowels?? They'll go through half a dozen of them just for the 'o' sound
doublekross
Of course Louisiana would defend the French...
LouisianaBob
The french and... racism
doublekross
But the food makes us forgive a multitude of sins. :)