Because she's a flight risk.

May 30, 2017 7:03 PM

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And my wife and I think we are funny

I totally need this for my pup. She escaped the yard tonight and thought it was chase time. I screamed and cried a lot. We got her.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

make sure you get her microchipped too

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

very funny!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

GF keeps saying I think I'm funny. She keeps laughing.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Am I the only person who gets creeped out when people refer to their dogs as children.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I want to see the dog

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sorry. On mobile. Scout is the pit/lab and Lucy is the fluffy one

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

theyre adorable

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My dad would just say keep it.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I laugh but if they made these for humans I would 110% need one

8 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Aren't these for hoomans?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Hahaha that's good!!!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What do we call your dad? What will he reply?!

8 years ago | Likes 87 Dislikes 2

Bark. Heck.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Dad" and he will promptly meet you to collect the adventurous Doggo

8 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 2

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8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Might need to get one for my dog too...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Probably should. I think everyone one should. In a way it might help people know we care about our dog making it personal and funny. 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or piss someone without understanding of humor right the fuck off.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Eh, it's cute but not very helpful if the dog runs off. It would be better to have your address and phone numbers.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 8

Her name is listed on the other side and my number is there... just didn't want to share it with the internet.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

The dogs name isn't really important info for getting a lost dog home. Your address is far more important info. 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

Since most dogs are lost/found in their own neighborhood. I'm deaf, when I find a lost dog, I'm not calling the number. 2/3

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

If there is no address, and I don't know where the dog lives, that dog is going to animal control. 3/3

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 7

Or maybe try to find someone else who can call the number? Just thinking logically here...

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Respectfully, in that case, you are the exception, not the rule. I'm an adult with normal hearing and a telephone number would be of (+)

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Much more use to me. It'd prob. Be a cell # anyway, and you don't need to be able to hear to use text messaging! :-)

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Before I was born my parents had a palmation that was spayed. However, she kept escaping and getting pregnant. No one could figure it out.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Dalmation. In what alternate spellcheck universe does palmation take precedence over palmation?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Are you fucking kidding me. Jeebus.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Dalmatian*

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Still.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

When they were little our we tagged our kids with dog tags. Kids name, date of birth and our cellphone numbers. Better be safe than sorrow.

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

You could just write your number on their arms and put liquid bandaid over it when going to crowded public places, or the park, etc.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's bracelets you can buy and have engraved. Made for marathoners but they have kid sizes too

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

RoadID

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Thank you! I couldn't remember which one it was! Was going to hug me all night. I bought the short stack one when 2yo then another bigger 1

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No problem! I've been meaning to get one for a while now

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That would strike me as a bad idea, but I'm paranoid. If someone wanted to abduct your child, that would be a lot of useful information.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 7

I'm with you. Parent's phone number is all you'd need on there. You can order personalized temporary tattoos with your phone number now.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I think you're definitely just paranoid

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Kind of like how police advise parents not to buy kids clothes w/ the kids name on them. An abductor could use that to gain the kid's trust.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Granted, depending on where you live that's prob unlikely, but having been abused as a child myself, i know the sickos are out there (+)

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And...well...better safe than sorry, indeed.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0