Oct 3, 2018 12:44 PM
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Sokonomi
Poor bastard is preparing its own sidedish.
VoteUppington
Flintstones did it.
fbdrtallz
Little did he know, he was garnishing himself.
gingeProblemLord
Who brings a carrot to a crab fight
DingohopperMan
DownVoteVerifier
I always wondered how you prepare the vegetables for a crab stew, genius!
nauticals15
Mr. Crabs trying a new formula I see.
mybigdorkenergy
[Rocky theme music] “getting stronger”
blue1urd
Most be a female
DaisyfromDownunder
Imagine millions of these in your pubes.
Shendorion
Next time some jackass says "dinner's not gonna cook itself," you show 'em this video.
cuddlesdotgif
Sneep sneep sneep
Nerubin
Fun Fact for our teeth our fingers are as easily breakable as carrots we just tell them not to.
notsurewhatimdoinhere
I don’t carrot all about this post
bippityboppityBACON
ha
TheSunMotherfukerDoYouPraiseIt
Strong boye
DrankTooMuchMead
updoooot
So darn strong!
negzero
Reminds me of the Flintstones.
satanscott
put ur dick in there.
SpotlightKryptonite
PETER NO!!
topem
MKaiser
Keyring129
Wh-why...?
4tehlulz
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
I did it for the lulz. I did it for the lulz. I did it for the lu
dklar61
Future meal helps its preparation .
Upierczi
*crab suddenly jumps and tries to cut finger*
InquisitorLexaeloftheOrdoHereticus
You Died
Ededdboyy
Hah crabs dont have knees ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
OnlyQuotationMarkModelsQuotationMark
Hah crabs used his massive claw to spring load himself & fire at the said finger! It must be chopped as well, the finger! Crab on a mission!
ptenopus
Snippy Snappy Handscissor Seaspider.
MemesNDreams16
As seen on t.v
GrammorPolice
Thats cruel...the crab thinks its being attacked...
Lancars
Flintstone food slicer?
1potsie
Carrot abuse I will report you to vegans
legalisegaymarijuana
We vegans are actually serial carrot abusers. You want the fruitarian police.
Potatoblurb
VEGAN POLICE, STOP IN THE NAME OF LETTUCE
JacobHarbron
Not the vegan police!
TheDzyu
Hello, vegan here! Thank you for your report. We have eaten the carrot, freed the crab and sewn on the finger it took. Green on! Vegan out.
loma45
Carrot juice constitutes murder; Greenhouses prisons for slaves
The1stBellicose
That is not how it works. You have things reversed there bucko.
username063
Vegan abuse, I will report you to carrots!
FunkomaticTrashCompactor
Vegan abuse I will report you to Carrots.
catholiccolor117
Cue screams of the vegetables by the band the forgotten worms.
Dontdeprivemeofmydelusion
This post makes me uncomfortable. I think I feel bad for the future of that crab. He can't possibly not be terrified right now.
SansAandAnguS
I agree. I don't like it when people torment animals before slaughtering them. Just catch them and quickly slaughter them. No need to tease.
FrogBotherer
Crabs don't feel fear, only rage.
Doopapotamus
And hatred. Don't forget the legendary crab hatred.
crann
I wasn't sure that crustaceans could experience fear, so I looked into it. Oh boy... http://science.sciencemag.org/content/344/6189/1293
Anxiety may not be fear, but it was more than expected.
Gaiashining
Different sides of the same coin and both unpleasant.....
southerntamal
Are you telling me this thing can slice my finger that easily if it wanted to
ArchDukeArchibald
Carrot looks boiled or steamed
Oh it does lol that's relieving
flamingflamingo
I'm pretty sure that's a cooked carrot.
laacis2
Well, if your finger's consistency is as poor as is carrot's, you have a bigger problem to worry about.
ImNotYodaOkayImYoda
I remember reading somewhere that biting through a finger would be about as difficult as biting through a large, raw, uncooked carrot.
IDontWatchDoctorWho
Apparently it's the exact same
WTBHL3
How cute, it’s participating with making the stew it will be in.
hipshopbutcanthap
stew-ception
joegolf31
veritas1980
*Gumbo
ballq
My first thought too
SuddenRandomFinnishGuy
First I lol'd then i felt sadness.
Alexdgod
why sad? soup is going to be good.
HermausMora
MichaelIronsidesDismemberedLimbs
v
Adunadain
How apropos
TheEmeraldProphylactic
That lactic acid build up tho
Elmo18782
I find it painful that people think carrots and crab boil belong together. These people are definitely not from the Northeast or South lol.
MichaelAndersen88
It's like when the mafia makes you dig your own grave before shooting you.
Leevalleyoftheshadowofdeath
Why would I dig my own grave what are they gonna do shoot me?
benboy1996
Because if you dont then they will make your death far more painful.
StragoMagus
I'm gonna die the way I lived, avoiding manual labor
Irreal
Shoot you in the knees and then bury you alive.
Poopoopeepeevagina
Can be a scare tactic. To make you aware of what they are capable of.
bekkayya
"there are worse deaths than crucifixion. could be stabbed."
thelightwithinallofus
Lol torture you maybe?
Charge the dude with the gun with the shovel he'll shoot me and they'll be stuck burying me
PowwerOrb13
Could also pistol whip and knock you out.
Sometimes the mafia isn't decided on whether or not to kill someone. The person being compliant and digging the grave might get out alive.
NapAllDayPartyNever
That's Mafia propaganda if I've ever heard it. Just admit you dont want to dig someone else's grave mafia hitman Mr. MichaelAnderson88
You spelled my name wrong. Here's a shovel. Start digging.
Particularly if the dispute is over money. Killing a guy sends a message to others who owe money, but doesn't bring in money. 2/
Scaring a guy by making him dig a grave, then giving him time to pay up and tell others about the situation also sends a message, but 3/
Sokonomi
Poor bastard is preparing its own sidedish.
VoteUppington
Flintstones did it.
fbdrtallz
Little did he know, he was garnishing himself.
gingeProblemLord
Who brings a carrot to a crab fight
DingohopperMan
DownVoteVerifier
I always wondered how you prepare the vegetables for a crab stew, genius!
nauticals15
Mr. Crabs trying a new formula I see.
mybigdorkenergy
[Rocky theme music] “getting stronger”
blue1urd
Most be a female
DaisyfromDownunder
Imagine millions of these in your pubes.
Shendorion
Next time some jackass says "dinner's not gonna cook itself," you show 'em this video.
cuddlesdotgif
Sneep sneep sneep
Nerubin
Fun Fact for our teeth our fingers are as easily breakable as carrots we just tell them not to.
notsurewhatimdoinhere
I don’t carrot all about this post
bippityboppityBACON
ha
TheSunMotherfukerDoYouPraiseIt
Strong boye
DrankTooMuchMead
updoooot
So darn strong!
negzero
Reminds me of the Flintstones.
satanscott
put ur dick in there.
SpotlightKryptonite
PETER NO!!
topem
MKaiser
Keyring129
Wh-why...?
satanscott
4tehlulz
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
I did it for the lulz. I did it for the lulz. I did it for the lu
dklar61
Future meal helps its preparation .
Upierczi
*crab suddenly jumps and tries to cut finger*
InquisitorLexaeloftheOrdoHereticus
You Died
Ededdboyy
Hah crabs dont have knees ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
OnlyQuotationMarkModelsQuotationMark
Hah crabs used his massive claw to spring load himself & fire at the said finger! It must be chopped as well, the finger! Crab on a mission!
ptenopus
Snippy Snappy Handscissor Seaspider.
MemesNDreams16
As seen on t.v
GrammorPolice
Thats cruel...the crab thinks its being attacked...
Lancars
Flintstone food slicer?
1potsie
Carrot abuse I will report you to vegans
legalisegaymarijuana
We vegans are actually serial carrot abusers. You want the fruitarian police.
Potatoblurb
VEGAN POLICE, STOP IN THE NAME OF LETTUCE
JacobHarbron
Not the vegan police!
TheDzyu
Hello, vegan here! Thank you for your report. We have eaten the carrot, freed the crab and sewn on the finger it took. Green on! Vegan out.
loma45
Carrot juice constitutes murder; Greenhouses prisons for slaves
The1stBellicose
That is not how it works. You have things reversed there bucko.
username063
Vegan abuse, I will report you to carrots!
FunkomaticTrashCompactor
Vegan abuse I will report you to Carrots.
catholiccolor117
Cue screams of the vegetables by the band the forgotten worms.
Dontdeprivemeofmydelusion
This post makes me uncomfortable. I think I feel bad for the future of that crab. He can't possibly not be terrified right now.
SansAandAnguS
I agree. I don't like it when people torment animals before slaughtering them. Just catch them and quickly slaughter them. No need to tease.
FrogBotherer
Crabs don't feel fear, only rage.
Doopapotamus
And hatred. Don't forget the legendary crab hatred.
crann
I wasn't sure that crustaceans could experience fear, so I looked into it. Oh boy... http://science.sciencemag.org/content/344/6189/1293
crann
Anxiety may not be fear, but it was more than expected.
Gaiashining
Different sides of the same coin and both unpleasant.....
southerntamal
Are you telling me this thing can slice my finger that easily if it wanted to
ArchDukeArchibald
Carrot looks boiled or steamed
southerntamal
Oh it does lol that's relieving
flamingflamingo
I'm pretty sure that's a cooked carrot.
laacis2
Well, if your finger's consistency is as poor as is carrot's, you have a bigger problem to worry about.
ImNotYodaOkayImYoda
I remember reading somewhere that biting through a finger would be about as difficult as biting through a large, raw, uncooked carrot.
IDontWatchDoctorWho
Apparently it's the exact same
WTBHL3
How cute, it’s participating with making the stew it will be in.
hipshopbutcanthap
stew-ception
joegolf31
veritas1980
*Gumbo
ballq
My first thought too
SuddenRandomFinnishGuy
First I lol'd then i felt sadness.
Alexdgod
why sad? soup is going to be good.
SuddenRandomFinnishGuy
HermausMora
MichaelIronsidesDismemberedLimbs
Adunadain
How apropos
TheEmeraldProphylactic
That lactic acid build up tho
Elmo18782
I find it painful that people think carrots and crab boil belong together. These people are definitely not from the Northeast or South lol.
MichaelAndersen88
It's like when the mafia makes you dig your own grave before shooting you.
Leevalleyoftheshadowofdeath
Why would I dig my own grave what are they gonna do shoot me?
benboy1996
Because if you dont then they will make your death far more painful.
StragoMagus
I'm gonna die the way I lived, avoiding manual labor
Irreal
Shoot you in the knees and then bury you alive.
Poopoopeepeevagina
Can be a scare tactic. To make you aware of what they are capable of.
bekkayya
"there are worse deaths than crucifixion. could be stabbed."
thelightwithinallofus
Lol torture you maybe?
Leevalleyoftheshadowofdeath
Charge the dude with the gun with the shovel he'll shoot me and they'll be stuck burying me
PowwerOrb13
Could also pistol whip and knock you out.
MichaelAndersen88
Sometimes the mafia isn't decided on whether or not to kill someone. The person being compliant and digging the grave might get out alive.
NapAllDayPartyNever
That's Mafia propaganda if I've ever heard it. Just admit you dont want to dig someone else's grave mafia hitman Mr. MichaelAnderson88
MichaelAndersen88
You spelled my name wrong. Here's a shovel. Start digging.
MichaelAndersen88
Particularly if the dispute is over money. Killing a guy sends a message to others who owe money, but doesn't bring in money. 2/
MichaelAndersen88
Scaring a guy by making him dig a grave, then giving him time to pay up and tell others about the situation also sends a message, but 3/