Jul 8, 2015 12:39 AM
IEatTortillas
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itsmelol123
Crisp Rat
PrisonerofAzkaban
You mean after smoking too much space weed
FeatherAlaska
It's like that dog ptsd cupcake gif
TejelPejel
I don't want to like him, but he makes it really hard to stand by that.
kazmosis
Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1y0d125ef2U
NachosFlandersStyle
#3 is the exact face my son makes when we tell him to smile.
girlyouthickerthanabowlofoatmeal
SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY http://imgur.com/N22zk8R
manicoreganic
#2 is The Keanu
aalina
This man is a national treasure and should therefore be protected from Nic Cage.
CarpeNates
No-one can protect you from Nicolas Cage. Except, perhaps, Nicolas Cage.
Kecktheman
MRW I'm the new financial minister in Greece.
mmmerf
Every day I like this fellow more.
KnowSoul
Slap me upvote.
Landship
chickpeaparrot
He is Jennifer Lawrence's twin soul
bakemal
MRW I feel a sneeze coming, and start staring at a bright light.
lkat
Aderpable.
MsDinkleberg
There's magnum
IthoughwhatIddowasIdpretendIwasoneofthosedeafmutes
I think I am legitimately in love with Chris Pratt and now that we can get married in every state I can cross my fingers and hold out hope.
saganworshipper
+1
ImTheGoddamnBatwoman
I try to not objectify men, but damn do I want to sit on his face. Even the goofy ones.
thtguyjosh
Ur batwoman he'd probably be down
Samgina
So its Chris Pratt and Anna kendrik for imgur home coming king queen right?
GavinScreaming
No, make it Emilia Clarke
rumandbass
Chris Pratt is both tbh
myr14d
Where will you be when the acid kicks in?
Gazwhizzle
hopefully on here :P
catcuddler
this hahaha
eljohno1
You know.... You could probably even repost this with that title....
PaperElemental
OMW. This is my speciality!
Reaper1863
Why is he galaxy quests man of the year?
panda0100
well he did guard it.
Yoooouuuu aaaarrree ooouuurrr laaaasst hope!
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
https://31.media.tumblr.com/ec5a73db24d5389a89e648deef273c6f/tumblr_mrx8rxKZLJ1sonps8o8_500.gif
DireSnails
Mmmnever give up! Mnnnever surrender!
stilldonthaveagoodname
By Grabthar's Hammer, you shall be avenged!
... What a savings.
snuzzled
I like to pretend these gifs tell a story: "Your raptor is pregnant.... with twins... triplets.... they're yours."
Laughed way too much
BB8fersure
You need more points lol
SassySousa
With your comment, I've favorited the gifs. +100
GifMasterFleX
Hahahajajaja. Yep sincere lolz
BambiSkater
Blue didn't even see it coming
notgarrettcaver
*him
dude has amazing comedic instinct.
monkeycakes
Bert Macklin would be proud!
Board
Your*
Fuck, read the title incorrectly. Damn it Board, you're so fucking stupid.
Be nice to him, man, it was a mistake.
No, shut up! Mistakes aren't allowed! SACRIFICE HIM!!!
We don't have to go that far...
TwistedPsychosis
Him and Jessica Biel are from Minnesota.
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sammmuel
HOW DARE YOU QUESTION IMGUR'S CELEBRITY WORSHIP? DON'T YOU KNOW WE MUST CARE ABOUT CELEBRITIES' LIVES?
tendthekine
CodeOfZero
MFW I wake up and can't tell if it's 4 AM or 4 PM
IAlwaysUpvoteIowa
Does the sun give you any clues or...?
summitshow
Basement living, yo
He's like the golden retriever I've never had. I love him.
SeriouslyILoveCake
@InboxMeYourGoldenRetrievers
karuso
glad, now i want a golden retriever..
classiqueP29
This is so accurate, I want to kiss you.
No kisses
SemiHomeless
A lot of people want to bang your hypothetical dog...
IsuckAsthis
I have cared for many golden retrievers and he is exactly like all of them, now if only Pratt showed up at the shelter ...
goldensky
I never knew I needed this description, and now I realize I did.
HighrockTendales
Golden retrievers do pull daft faces like that, you are right.
ImNotVeryGoodAtMakingUsernames
I think I found a Brit.
Yes you did. How did you know?
KosherToaster
Nobody else uses the word "daft." That word never even enters American vocabulary.
OnlyWelmed
you're pretty daft if you think that's true.
Unless you're Daft Punk that's how we knew.
goldenretrievers
Oh boy master! I love you.
OH BOY MASTER! LICK LICK
mrderek
lol Such username relevance, good boy!
THANK YOU <3
PepeOfTheOpera
Can confirm, he was an IRL golden retriever in human form.
(Cropped faces out but kept bro's shirt to confirm)
You met him? You should do a post!
betterthanaboyfriend
I mean what's the big deal with....ALL HAIL HYPNO PRATT
Magsnificent
Gif it
http://31.media.tumblr.com/84de99bac013d336d2a18d502dfebfef/tumblr_npfg4fO31o1trx4ivo1_250.gif
Wow, that is hypnotic
M3turbo
I can hear panties dropping
GoDDstopper
I feel a moistness in The Force
ThatShiftyMonkey
2nd one is his O face.
Watereddownwater
Oh, so that's why it's raining.
hahaha
Sploosh
subtlerape
How big are those panties?
iamjoemama
DAD!
zarikimbo
*splat*
edgarallanpwn
more line manties
Scuttlebutte
manatees?
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
-And boxers/briefs.
woodwardja12
As a straight man I can confirm
FaptainPicard
-And Chastity belts
-And Jock Straps... Well those stay on.
Atharaphelun
What if someone's not wearing undies in the first place?
DoNotReadLoudly
All the air evacuates
I wanted to add a gif of the Shrek Forever After tour bus gnome shouting undies but I couldn't find one :(
Then you just get to present yourself to the committee to welcome you to No-Pantsville.
Dayrest
Chris Pratt is Jonny depp when pirates came out. Simply amazing.
KillerTofu131
Minus the 8000 bracelets.
VishnuVenu
Except Johnny depp is an amazing and unique actor
Wow, the fandom did a number on your comment. Let's wait and see what else our lovable goof can do.
spaceasaurusrex
Except Chris Pratt is actually attractive when he isn't on set.
kendalsu
BOO
IcathianSurprise
is that what life's about now
SgtSnyder88
you say that like life wasn't always about that
I don't just mean physically attractive. Johnny Depp seems like a tool personality wise.
Darkcl4w
you're thinking of Russell Brand. Johnny Depp just wants to be left alone
itsmelol123
Crisp Rat
PrisonerofAzkaban
You mean after smoking too much space weed
FeatherAlaska
It's like that dog ptsd cupcake gif
TejelPejel
I don't want to like him, but he makes it really hard to stand by that.
kazmosis
Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1y0d125ef2U
NachosFlandersStyle
#3 is the exact face my son makes when we tell him to smile.
girlyouthickerthanabowlofoatmeal
SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY http://imgur.com/N22zk8R
manicoreganic
#2 is The Keanu
aalina
This man is a national treasure and should therefore be protected from Nic Cage.
CarpeNates
No-one can protect you from Nicolas Cage. Except, perhaps, Nicolas Cage.
Kecktheman
MRW I'm the new financial minister in Greece.
mmmerf
Every day I like this fellow more.
KnowSoul
Slap me upvote.
Landship
chickpeaparrot
He is Jennifer Lawrence's twin soul
bakemal
MRW I feel a sneeze coming, and start staring at a bright light.
lkat
Aderpable.
MsDinkleberg
There's magnum
IthoughwhatIddowasIdpretendIwasoneofthosedeafmutes
I think I am legitimately in love with Chris Pratt and now that we can get married in every state I can cross my fingers and hold out hope.
saganworshipper
+1
ImTheGoddamnBatwoman
I try to not objectify men, but damn do I want to sit on his face. Even the goofy ones.
thtguyjosh
Ur batwoman he'd probably be down
Samgina
So its Chris Pratt and Anna kendrik for imgur home coming king queen right?
GavinScreaming
No, make it Emilia Clarke
rumandbass
Chris Pratt is both tbh
myr14d
Where will you be when the acid kicks in?
Gazwhizzle
hopefully on here :P
catcuddler
this hahaha
eljohno1
You know.... You could probably even repost this with that title....
PaperElemental
OMW. This is my speciality!
PaperElemental
OMW. This is my speciality!
Reaper1863
Why is he galaxy quests man of the year?
panda0100
well he did guard it.
NachosFlandersStyle
Yoooouuuu aaaarrree ooouuurrr laaaasst hope!
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
https://31.media.tumblr.com/ec5a73db24d5389a89e648deef273c6f/tumblr_mrx8rxKZLJ1sonps8o8_500.gif
DireSnails
Mmmnever give up! Mnnnever surrender!
stilldonthaveagoodname
By Grabthar's Hammer, you shall be avenged!
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
... What a savings.
snuzzled
I like to pretend these gifs tell a story: "Your raptor is pregnant.... with twins... triplets.... they're yours."
GavinScreaming
Laughed way too much
BB8fersure
You need more points lol
SassySousa
With your comment, I've favorited the gifs. +100
GifMasterFleX
Hahahajajaja. Yep sincere lolz
BambiSkater
Blue didn't even see it coming
notgarrettcaver
*him
notgarrettcaver
*him
Landship
rumandbass
dude has amazing comedic instinct.
monkeycakes
Bert Macklin would be proud!
Board
Your*
Board
Fuck, read the title incorrectly. Damn it Board, you're so fucking stupid.
Board
Be nice to him, man, it was a mistake.
Board
No, shut up! Mistakes aren't allowed! SACRIFICE HIM!!!
Board
We don't have to go that far...
TwistedPsychosis
Him and Jessica Biel are from Minnesota.
[deleted]
[deleted]
sammmuel
HOW DARE YOU QUESTION IMGUR'S CELEBRITY WORSHIP? DON'T YOU KNOW WE MUST CARE ABOUT CELEBRITIES' LIVES?
tendthekine
CodeOfZero
MFW I wake up and can't tell if it's 4 AM or 4 PM
IAlwaysUpvoteIowa
Does the sun give you any clues or...?
summitshow
Basement living, yo
BB8fersure
He's like the golden retriever I've never had. I love him.
SeriouslyILoveCake
@InboxMeYourGoldenRetrievers
karuso
glad, now i want a golden retriever..
classiqueP29
This is so accurate, I want to kiss you.
BB8fersure
No kisses
SemiHomeless
A lot of people want to bang your hypothetical dog...
IsuckAsthis
I have cared for many golden retrievers and he is exactly like all of them, now if only Pratt showed up at the shelter ...
goldensky
I never knew I needed this description, and now I realize I did.
HighrockTendales
Golden retrievers do pull daft faces like that, you are right.
ImNotVeryGoodAtMakingUsernames
I think I found a Brit.
HighrockTendales
Yes you did. How did you know?
KosherToaster
Nobody else uses the word "daft." That word never even enters American vocabulary.
OnlyWelmed
you're pretty daft if you think that's true.
BB8fersure
Unless you're Daft Punk that's how we knew.
goldenretrievers
Oh boy master! I love you.
BB8fersure
goldenretrievers
OH BOY MASTER! LICK LICK
mrderek
lol Such username relevance, good boy!
goldenretrievers
THANK YOU <3
PepeOfTheOpera
Can confirm, he was an IRL golden retriever in human form.
BB8fersure
PepeOfTheOpera
BB8fersure
You met him? You should do a post!
betterthanaboyfriend
I mean what's the big deal with....ALL HAIL HYPNO PRATT
Magsnificent
Gif it
BB8fersure
http://31.media.tumblr.com/84de99bac013d336d2a18d502dfebfef/tumblr_npfg4fO31o1trx4ivo1_250.gif
BambiSkater
Wow, that is hypnotic
M3turbo
I can hear panties dropping
GoDDstopper
I feel a moistness in The Force
ThatShiftyMonkey
2nd one is his O face.
Watereddownwater
Oh, so that's why it's raining.
catcuddler
hahaha
BambiSkater
Sploosh
subtlerape
How big are those panties?
iamjoemama
DAD!
zarikimbo
*splat*
edgarallanpwn
more line manties
Scuttlebutte
manatees?
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
-And boxers/briefs.
woodwardja12
As a straight man I can confirm
FaptainPicard
-And Chastity belts
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
-And Jock Straps... Well those stay on.
Atharaphelun
What if someone's not wearing undies in the first place?
DoNotReadLoudly
All the air evacuates
BambiSkater
I wanted to add a gif of the Shrek Forever After tour bus gnome shouting undies but I couldn't find one :(
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
Then you just get to present yourself to the committee to welcome you to No-Pantsville.
Dayrest
Chris Pratt is Jonny depp when pirates came out. Simply amazing.
KillerTofu131
Minus the 8000 bracelets.
VishnuVenu
Except Johnny depp is an amazing and unique actor
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Wow, the fandom did a number on your comment. Let's wait and see what else our lovable goof can do.
spaceasaurusrex
Except Chris Pratt is actually attractive when he isn't on set.
kendalsu
BOO
IcathianSurprise
is that what life's about now
SgtSnyder88
you say that like life wasn't always about that
spaceasaurusrex
I don't just mean physically attractive. Johnny Depp seems like a tool personality wise.
Darkcl4w
you're thinking of Russell Brand. Johnny Depp just wants to be left alone