TallulahBumfluff
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What's your point? It just means less travel time to get to my final destination.
Hi, mum!
WHY ARE SO MANY OF THEM SO TALL? I have a Dutch friend who is 6'7, like how do you get that tall????
I miss 'muffler' hugs
Even as a passenger!
(Sauce: Sara Pocock)
(Sauce: Sara Pocock)
If I was truly possessed, I'm sure I could magic that shit down from the shelf.
Ngl if a guy did this, I would actually forget all about the argument because I couldn't stop laughing
(Sauce: Sara Pocock)
(Sauce: Sara Pocock)
I literally have a photo almost the spitting image of this with my aforementioned Dutch friend!
75% chance of hell, you say? I'm in.
I can sleep any which way on a king size!
kevinardo
#25 My grandma...
Freebite
Im 6'3" and am with a 5'4" or so girlfriend. I am unashamedly stealing this album.
ElbowDeepinAEldritchHorror
6ft 5 can confirm
Chilichunks
I'd say my fellow short kings need to rise up but I don't think anyone would notice.
Splitlicker
Illpostcheese
As someone close to 7 ft. You could have made a doorway joke.
MrWigglees
Hahaha, look out!
BananaLover93
ʰᵒʷ ᶦ ᵗᵃˡᵏ ᵗᵒ ˢʰᵒʳᵗ ᵖᵉᵒᵖˡᵉ
Sorrymyfault
same, i don't want to scare them
Momster13
4’11” and the “short girl problems” are real. Vertically challenged and proud. :)
zacgytyfh
I'm here with you.
BeckyWithTheGoodDespair
6'7. I have never known the feeling of walking into a store, seeing a pair of shoes I liked, and purchasing them. Also down to about six brain cells from all of the light fixtures and ceiling fans I've been struck by.
jdregius92
This is an absolute gold mine. I am gonna steal so many... Then store them in high places so only us talks can use them
badbackandgettingfat
Dude the girlfriend backstand/shoulder strap needs to be a real thing!
Fawin
#1
Ludus
Smol kitten try so hard
TheFastpaws
Lil guy needs some help!
inevermadeone
GhostBear3067
And Weiss was already not that tall to begin with.
inevermadeone
WubBug
#14 There are dozens of us! Dozens!
pandorafalters
Many cars have adjustable shoulder belt anchors: slide it down all the way. Fixed that problem for my mom.
WubBug
Yeaaahh... I am aware. Just doesn't slide down quite far enough... Next step is a booster seat 😂
RoutemasterFlash
The Dutch are the tallest people as an evolutionary strategy so they don't all drown when it's a high spring tide.
giraffinator
It's not the craziest logic
Subtilico
So we can watch over the dykes to see the sea.
RoutemasterFlash
The only country where you say to your friends "Hey, let's go up to the beach."
gottacatchemalldragonball
Californiajackson
#14 If I come to a sudden enough stop, pretty sure the seat belt will decapitate me.
CCCbananaforscale
I had that thought on the expressway yesterday…. The struggle is real
bitterbirdonabike
I'm 157 angry centimeters (about 5'2''??), also known as 1,5 meters of evil, and I'm steeling a shitload of these. And yes, I do climb the shelves.
ZebraCockSandwich
same here. hubby always yells at me for climbing on the counters because he thinks im going to hurt myself. My mom called me a counter-monkey when she saw me do it. Short people are feisty because it is a requirement of survival!
jethroismaxbaer5772
alexstamat
Is this what they call RPing?
squelcheswetly
I uh, like short girls. (I’m 6’2”)
sirfanciesadrought
Yeah, short girls are plenty cute.
appleporpoise
MrWigglees
Hubba hubba
Subtilico
Short and feisty!
usernamesarepoop
Hey me too! I'm 6'3". Although I swear I alternate between 6' girls and 5'2" girls
Sorrymyfault
haha OP is ₛₘₐₗₗ
TallulahBumfluff
Don't mock me or I'll bite your ankles.
GhostBear3067
Their kneecap privileges are at our discretion. 1.62m (5'4") reporting.
EatsBees
ill grab a ladder for you to climb up and kick their ass
TallulahBumfluff
YourAverageCyberGuy
This is the content I come for
Goldenteckel
#1
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
the urban legend she's based on is called literally “Ms. Eight-foot” (2.43 m) https://google.com/search?q=八尺様&tbm=isch
hetriedtokillmewithaforklift
I wanna be her little pogchamp
jethroismaxbaer5772
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
🔊
UnruffledTruffle
What is #2 a picture of? it scary but also badass looking.
shmerdaburrdaburr
Probably a tardigrade.
tantallous
thats one of them dr who things?
jiynxed
Those are daleks. A tardigrade is when you orbit in the direction opposite the rotation of the parent body
Cadaver3rd
That's retrograde. Tardigrade is when you show up late to something.
RoulettesPlay
That's tardy. Tardigrade is your rank in a military organization.
eStroJen28
GODDAMMIT!!! DO NOT PICK UP SHORT WOMEN! I’m sick and tired of guys that do this. It’s a humiliating, dangerous violation of my person. It’s happened to me my whole life. It’s the reason I no longer have perfect teeth… because some drunk asshole picked me up and threw me over his shoulder, despite me LOUDLY protesting not to do that. Fucker dropped me on my face on the sidewalk, breaking all my top front teeth out. Almost 30 years later, I’m still suffering from that asshole’s actions.
EranaSeva
You can pick me up instead of her. Especially going up stairs! I need a break from being eye level with everyone's butt.
sirdouglasbuttersworth
Consent is essential
ArkoneAxon
I think it's about doing that with friends and lovers, where the tall person has permission. Some random drunk asshole doing that to you, that was assault.
eStroJen28
It WAS a friend. Friends should listen to you, otherwise, it’s still assault. No longer a friend, since he put up a fight to pay the dental bill. I still have one veneer left, that I can’t afford to get, because it’s not covered. Been living with a temp tooth this whole time.
ArkoneAxon
Ooph. One of THOSE types. The drunken idiot "friend" types. My sympathies. :(
TallulahBumfluff
Ngl, I still hate it when boyfriends decide it's funny to lift me up with no warning (unless you're play fighting and you could reasonably expect they may do it). One ex used to turn me upside down as well for no reason at all, which was just plain weird.
ArkoneAxon
Yes, and I hate it when people tickle me. If they don't have permission, that's not okay. And considering your painful experiences with it (much like mine with being tickled), I don't blame you in the least for not enjoying it.
eStroJen28
I’m at a point now, where if you’re a friend or boyfriend and pick me up, despite my saying no, you are no longer welcome in my life. AT ALL. Because my boundaries are clearly set and voiced.
coffeeboner
I’m 6’2” and the gf is 6’3” and we had a baby two days ago. She’s gonna be tall af!
Pusheenicorn1992
My son is 11 and is already up to my nose before puberty. He gonna be a tall lad.
sirfanciesadrought
Damn! Congratulations.
TallulahBumfluff
Your baby is already like 2ft long right?
coffeeboner
Almost!
TallulahBumfluff
If true, I want to hug your gigantosaur wife for going through that. And I do not normally hug random people.
Sorrymyfault
giganotosaurus was not much bigger than a t-rex, i would say his wife is a titanosaurus
Jesseskimo
Watch out, she'll pick you up too
coffeeboner
Hah
vakler
Damn height supremacists. Just because I'm short doesn't mean I'm angry. I am but that's not the point.
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vakler
I mean, I'm a woman, but I would totally go up on an Amazonian goddess so I relate.
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
I think this post was made by a small person who particularly enjoy people on the other end of the scale.
SatansHolyTaint
RGR320
Short fuse too huh?
vakler
EneZio
Calm down little one
vakler
TallulahBumfluff
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NotTodayMF
Lol
hadtochangemyusernamecauseIgotdivorced
HeadJamistan
r/samespecies/ nsfw
hadtochangemyusernamecauseIgotdivorced
I am a fan. Also zaratustraelsabio on DA.
MrWigglees
Big one smash, little one save.
Chimponzoo
Macmacfire
TywinStannister
And then they...
DankFerric
Played Volleyball!
DoIactuallyneedaUserName
no way this is real, this is photoshop right?... right?
NotJackieDaytona
It does look like it to me, like the short lady as added onto the photo. But who knows these days.
yoleni
It is edited, but not by loads. Original: /a/96QT4HH
Jesseskimo
Google image search checks out. It's Yoshie Takeshita, a Japanese, 150cm, shortest volleyball player https://youtu.be/0C8qZ4rJbVk
VanillaJester
The amount of work you'd have to do cutting around the lines of the net . . . honestly, I don't think it'd be worth it.
PaulTomblin
All they did was cut off the top of the net and insert the tape at the top to make the tall girl look closer to the height of a net.
PanNonOpticon
Womens volleyball net height is 2.24 meters. The woman in the back should be well over 2 meters.
HotSauceOnMyButthole
That honestly seems reasonable
Tezunegari
Thaisa Menezes - 1.96m tall
PanNonOpticon
Probably original image, different crop. https://www.deviantart.com/zaratustraelsabio/art/Tallest-Athletes-in-Rio-VII-Thaisa-Menezes-196cm-624197018
RockKickass
How many bananas is that?
d0o0o0d
...the only complaints I've gotten were when I ended the hug before they wanted it to end.
AlmightyElephant
I pick my gf up while hugging her often. It's a problem because she doesn't let me put her back down again, so I end up walking around the house with a human papoose
EatsBees
i LOVE muffler hugs but these are nice bc i can transition into a monkey and wrap my legs around their hips. mwaha thanks for holding all my body weight!!
NivalisAngelus
"Weight"? *confused skyscraper noises*
TallulahBumfluff
I like the big old 'bear hug', but being lifted off the ground is so unnerving... What if I don't make it back down safely from space?
IhopeyougetstageIIIcoloncancer
Am tol, had smol exgf. I loved giving her piggyback rides because seeing the world from the clouds always blew her mind. But when she looked down it would always freak her out.
d0o0o0d
...being an astronaut is fun!
TheRealBrebby
As a tall large hairy dude, the Mrs likes the antigravity hugs...... And incidentally the muffler hugs too
Tombatch10
This is Ground Control to Major Bumfluff...
TallulahBumfluff
Major Bumfluff
ZebraCockSandwich
I like those hugs. I'll do the 'up' arms at hubby to get him to do it LOL, but he's more of a muffler fan. Pretty sure he does it on purpose because I go "MHMMMFFFFF' and he thinks its funny to smush me. :/ Am tiny. no smush!
SarcasticRN
Squish and smush
ZebraCockSandwich
*flails*
SarcasticRN
Cue Andre the giant bear hug
LoopStricken
They even TYPE small too.
ZebraCockSandwich
ᴴᵉʸᵎ ˢᶜʳᵉʷ ʸᵒᵘ ᵇᵘᵈ, ᴵ ᵗʸᵖᵉ ᵃᵛᵉʳᵃᵍᵉᵎ *ᴬⁿᵍʳʸ ˢᵠᵁᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱ*
LoopStricken
NivalisAngelus
Do you guys hear something?
EatsBees
ive done the "up" arms at my hookup bc he's like 7' and im 5'. poor mans gotta bend down a bit
ZebraCockSandwich
I've seen a few couples with that big a difference, SO TALL N SMALL. fuckin adorable. Hubby kind of forgets how tall he is 'internally'-becuase he was 4'11 all through highschool and didn't grow until he was 18, so he still kind of feels small. There have been times he's asked me to do things (that would require a ladder for me) and I'll be like "you might need to do that" "why?" *reaches towards lightbulb that, arm outstretched, is still 4 feet away* him: "HA!! omg your short!" "yes. I'm aware"
EatsBees
lmao the guy i dated previously was 6'4 and he frequently used the top of the fridge as a shelf. he was visiting, made a pizza from scratch, and put the oven mitt on top of the fridge. i couldn't even see it and ended up buying another one. only found that one after i borrowed dad's ladder to clean the top of the fridge months later
ZebraCockSandwich
HAHA, I don't clean the top of the fridge much because I can't see it, hubby has been like 'omg this is gross why don't you ever clean it!" "... can't see it. don't know its dirty. you clean it Mr. tall pants" Similar when he points things out to me (like a bird in a tree or whatever) "LOOK! ITS RIGHT THERE, OMG HOW CAN YOU NOT SEE IT?" "come down here" *he squats* "oh you can't see it from here, that branch is in the way... HOW DO YOU LIVE LIKE THIS?" LOL
NivalisAngelus
If you haven't seen it before and like manga, I recommend Hiyokoi. It's literally about a couple with an extreme height difference, and it generally lacks a lot of relationship drama.
ZebraCockSandwich
lol I'll check it out.
Metallica93
I'm 6'3" and stealing most of these, thanks.
Cobalt1
6’5” here
NarwhalSplosion
I'm 4'10 and I need a lot of these
tanfin123fs9
^
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Metallica93
Just a little off the top.
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Metallica93
Naaaaaaaaaaail! Someone one Imgur's being weird. Kick his ass.
RavenousMaw
Same, sent the compilation to a few short friends of mine :)
DemonDarakna
I'm 4'9'' and know most of these already xD
blaghart
I'm 6'5", compared to me everyone is the short person in these.
Giant2179
Sup, shorty. I'm 6'7"
blaghart
how's your back feeling?
Giant2179
I don't think I can adequately describe how fucked my back is, even with this new 500 character limit
blaghart
Have you tried building yourself an exoskeleton?
PutItInNeutral
For your listening enjoyment: https://youtu.be/8bfyS-S-IJs
PutItInNeutral
The story behind this song is that Randy Newman was satirizing prejudice.
Metallica93
Been on the iPod for years. Was just singing 'Political Science' the other day :D
mustang2733
Same, someone please take a few inches off me so I can actually fit in places
Jesseskimo
See @BeaverOnFire 's comment
Chimponzoo
At 6'3" I hate flying, I don't know how someone taller than me can even fit.
WhoaaBlackBetty
Ditto. Sending these two of these to my 1' shorter than me fiancé. Poor 5'4"(and a 1/2 she says!) girlie... LoL
Freeeer
So... Average height?
Metallica93
You feel free to point out where 191 cm is "average" for any nation on Earth, lol. I'll wait.
Freeeer
I'll admit, these imperical numbers throws me off. It's a bit more than I thought. Still pretty common though.
TallulahBumfluff
I won't argue, you might accidentally step on me while you're running away with your stolen goods
YesMyNameIsCalvin
Nah, I'll just steal you too. Then take a picture from my eye-level when you get mad
kahooki
You won't even be able to stop the stealing when the memes will be hold reasonably high.
VictusVonGuyver
Well all I have to say to the ladies is, be gentle with me.
Metallica93
I mean... you /could/ argue, but you'd probably just look sooooooo adorable when you tried :D
NivalisAngelus
*holds memes up juuust out of reach*
SlickWithaLimerick
I'm 6'4" and sent these to my 5'3" wife. Now she's hopping mad.
Chimponzoo
They are very cute when they get like that.
JStengah
Tell her she needs to get on your level