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yhppy
oooOoOOooooOOOOOoOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
DrFighterpilotAttorneyAtLaw
Thank god we traded him to NY. Go Mariners! SMH
iTwistless
The freaking high five sounds fake as heck to me lol? Like a sound effect, but still impressive as hell
justinian87
Sports are amazing. Everybody can put aside their political differences and just be in awe of talent like this. Miss sports so much
cake123321
Wow..
MrNobodyLivesHere
Did that with an ice ball on a kid, got him right in the side of the head. Thought I killed him, made a cracking sound.
PutThatCodfishDownAndPlaySomeTeeball
Nutty to think the Mariners had so many phenomenal players & were still buns. Didn't realize just HOW much until I watched the SB Nation doc
RussianBlueJay
I remember him passing single-season record for hits with 258, the previous record in 1920 (George Sisler), daughter was there to greet Ichi
TheSwagStick
Nah not cgi just camera trickery
AWildImgination
Holy shit
leroy666
One of my great regrets is not going to Seattle to watch him play, when I could have. What a player.
frankytanky7
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
EinElchsaft
Can you imagine him surgically placing grenades
bonemarrowbiopsy
Dude’s a sure fire hall of famer. I love Ichiro.
DarkLordofthePuns
Ichiro Suzuki is a hell of a guy
WebDragonG3
time for a new round of The Greatest Game of Horse https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7MLjQxGiVs
muffinmurderer
Must be a sova main
Dhatudhatu
He watched all of Dafran's advanced guides to Sova on YouTube.
freegallegal
Still want to see him in the HR derby
atelbbbyjeezus
fr33thought33
What is this strange game of the outdoors?
JrHunting
Possibly the greatest all-around baseball player of all time. MASSIVELY underrated, and f Pete Rose, Ichiro is the Hit King
LordAuditorVorkosigan
And uh, never gambled on his own games....
ZeKiller
https://eu.usatoday.com/story/gameon/2012/11/21/ichio-viral-commercial/1719475/
3dartwork
I guess I'll have to take your word for it since the cameraman couldn't shoot for shit.
JadeNB1729
I've watched it closely. I can confirm that there was a lid on something, and it came off.
Hahah
rijstewafels
Now that's the basket ball I could get into
ExcusesAndPromises
Have I got a movie for you! BASEketball.
MrGrundy
Oh my! That sounds like the best of BOTH worlds! But...I need to buff the lobby! Darnit.
givemefreemoney
I still have his poster hanging on my wall from 15 years ago
116 wins baby, that was a good year
[deleted]
skillerious
rocky3399
Where did the first ball go?
lucien15
In the bin after the first ball knocked the lid off :-o
Ghost7167
Some people dont realize how incredibly difficult baseball is at high high skill level. Only game you fail 70% of the time and thats ok.
BitchButcher
Football is also A LOT about doing shitty moves. Have you seen striker kicking the ball 20m above the goal from a distance of 5m?
gablestout
Best way to reset your expectations in baseball is to watch a minor league game. Even the difference between AAA and the Majors is stunning
Calihan87
What do you fail at
Failing
paradox
ThanksForTheFeels
Not sure if I agree that is the only one. Soccer player can go years without actually scoring a goal. Baseball just has stats on everything.
Owlsdude
Yeah but that's only players whose position heavily reduces their chances of scoring. A forward not scoring for long stops having a job
CrucialComma
I can put the usb plug in with only 3 attempts
Decoyape11
Slut
greengiant89
A guy i know's brothers friend did it first time.
bustermokeev
BS, everyone knows you need to look at it before it plugs in.
MeowMyOvaries
Are you single?!?
DickDickGoose
Just got a new phone that has a USB c charger...what a world we live in.
Pfffftit
Butt plug challenge!
omnifeeder
I got it in one! (usb-c)
NoisyRhysling
cool story bro
I can put it in wrong with 3 attempts
RandomIsotope
I can put the plug in the bathtub drain on the first try!
Jimz0r
No you can't Mr Simpson, no one can
JCrashB
Rookie numbers!
Asdfjlk
You only put it into the USB superposition
SarcasmOrRandomFacts
No more, no less
Rihn
AgamemnonsMemes
Showoff
Bobsyourmothersbrother
flounder35
legend
keshro
Yer a wizurd!
PatternsinChaos
Henry
BmanBerry
No, wizards install.
PunkRockHerbivore
Show us the way
MrPunGent
What comes before USB????? USA ?? please help me
hoodeddefender
*chants in the distance* USA! USA! USA!
ObliqueRay
Pfff... first attempt here. USB-C, but still.
serpentinebaboo
Hell, I’m still 90 degrees off on that one.
Eaglemk4
It still works on the first try?! My phone's like uck you bro....
Jophisaurus
Forever my favourite player. Could have hit so many dingers but was like nah, I’ll hit an absurd amount of infield singles instead.
Rumor has it he was told to keep it on the ground because he was so fast. I once watched him reach 1st base on a ground ball to the catcher
Feel like that’s essentially accepted as fact, right?
I've never heard it 'confirmed', but he was a power hitter with the Orix Blue Wave. His slugging percentage was .522, vs .402 in MLB.
The dude could rake, any league, any ear, any style of hitting, full-stop.
Conflict
Had he come to the US about 6 or 7 years earlier he'd have beat Pete Rose's hits record. He was nuts
Easily would have. I’m torn between respecting his desire to spend his prime in Seattle, and wishing he’d gone and gotten some rings.
jayrot
I mean he did bail to go to the goddamn fuckin Yankees, which kinda goes against your point...
That’s was, weirdly enough for the Mariners benefit. He was past his prime and they got a great return. Dorktown explains it well.
TechnologicalRedneck
Gotta respect a guy that’s loyal to a team though. Just like Jr coming back to finish out his career.
I wish more guys did, but it’s the nature of the game I guess.
WittyIshUsername
He was so insane to watch
Onlyfuturamamemes
Pr0faneTank
Went out of my way to see his last time visiting Wrigley. He's 100% my favorite player.
wandergeist
And listen to, the odd time you could.
devasto
"Was". Did he retire or something? I don't follow baseball/basketball/golf/hockey/curling/monkey-knife-fighting
HatinS8N
And he came over when he was older. He’s one of the greats
LetMeGoogleThatShtForYou
I used to like him until i found out he was racist as hell
ngnt4
I have never heard anythinf but good things about him
thebruce32
Got a source other than I heard?
Darkklown14
Allegedly he could hit home runs at will but considered getting on base a more vital thing for the teams.
Deafguy8
He won’t admit it but his teammates have confirmed that
WhyDidISignUpForThis
That doesn't make sense. Getting on base is only useful to get around the bases, i.e., score, which a home run does immediately.
Grahamalam
Probably not "at will"...but he favors on OBP with line drives and advancing runners than strikeouts and pop flys swinging for the fences.
100PercentCertifiedHuman
Tony Gwynn was the same way. He just couldn't stand the extra strikeouts a power swing would inevitably bring.
AbsolutelyLoveisUnlimited
One of the most talented outfielders ever, dude was like Spiderman, and his arm was a laser cannon. I moved to Seattle in 2001...
That was a fun time. I often sat a few rows behind the Ichi-Meter lady in those years (the meter is in Cooperstown now)
I was 15 and I was a big time Yankees fan (Yanks had won the previous 3 world series). Ichiro mania was like nothing I'd ever seen. He was..
rowingrowingrowing
Same here. Same him play against the Yankees in 2004 and I could not take my eye soff him.
A hit machine, unstoppable, and he was revered like a superhero. Seattle hosted the MLB all star game that year, it just so happened...
And that season the team tied the MLB wins record with 116, which was insane. I could still name most of their roster, I remember it well...
PieAndPunch
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLUXSZMIiUfFQua1LlKNMg1IOqAn15RkUT I think you'd enjoy this series about the M's
Yanks and Ms met in the ALCS and unfortunately for the city of Seattle, the series did not go their way. It was easily one of the most...
yhppy
oooOoOOooooOOOOOoOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
DrFighterpilotAttorneyAtLaw
Thank god we traded him to NY. Go Mariners! SMH
iTwistless
The freaking high five sounds fake as heck to me lol? Like a sound effect, but still impressive as hell
justinian87
Sports are amazing. Everybody can put aside their political differences and just be in awe of talent like this. Miss sports so much
cake123321
Wow..
MrNobodyLivesHere
Did that with an ice ball on a kid, got him right in the side of the head. Thought I killed him, made a cracking sound.
PutThatCodfishDownAndPlaySomeTeeball
Nutty to think the Mariners had so many phenomenal players & were still buns. Didn't realize just HOW much until I watched the SB Nation doc
RussianBlueJay
I remember him passing single-season record for hits with 258, the previous record in 1920 (George Sisler), daughter was there to greet Ichi
TheSwagStick
Nah not cgi just camera trickery
AWildImgination
Holy shit
leroy666
One of my great regrets is not going to Seattle to watch him play, when I could have. What a player.
frankytanky7
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
EinElchsaft
Can you imagine him surgically placing grenades
bonemarrowbiopsy
Dude’s a sure fire hall of famer. I love Ichiro.
DarkLordofthePuns
Ichiro Suzuki is a hell of a guy
WebDragonG3
time for a new round of The Greatest Game of Horse https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7MLjQxGiVs
muffinmurderer
Must be a sova main
Dhatudhatu
He watched all of Dafran's advanced guides to Sova on YouTube.
freegallegal
Still want to see him in the HR derby
atelbbbyjeezus
fr33thought33
What is this strange game of the outdoors?
JrHunting
Possibly the greatest all-around baseball player of all time. MASSIVELY underrated, and f Pete Rose, Ichiro is the Hit King
LordAuditorVorkosigan
And uh, never gambled on his own games....
ZeKiller
https://eu.usatoday.com/story/gameon/2012/11/21/ichio-viral-commercial/1719475/
3dartwork
I guess I'll have to take your word for it since the cameraman couldn't shoot for shit.
JadeNB1729
I've watched it closely. I can confirm that there was a lid on something, and it came off.
3dartwork
Hahah
rijstewafels
Now that's the basket ball I could get into
ExcusesAndPromises
Have I got a movie for you! BASEketball.
MrGrundy
Oh my! That sounds like the best of BOTH worlds! But...I need to buff the lobby! Darnit.
givemefreemoney
I still have his poster hanging on my wall from 15 years ago
LordAuditorVorkosigan
116 wins baby, that was a good year
[deleted]
[deleted]
skillerious
rocky3399
Where did the first ball go?
lucien15
In the bin after the first ball knocked the lid off :-o
Ghost7167
Some people dont realize how incredibly difficult baseball is at high high skill level. Only game you fail 70% of the time and thats ok.
BitchButcher
Football is also A LOT about doing shitty moves. Have you seen striker kicking the ball 20m above the goal from a distance of 5m?
gablestout
Best way to reset your expectations in baseball is to watch a minor league game. Even the difference between AAA and the Majors is stunning
Calihan87
What do you fail at
Ghost7167
Failing
Calihan87
paradox
ThanksForTheFeels
Not sure if I agree that is the only one. Soccer player can go years without actually scoring a goal. Baseball just has stats on everything.
Owlsdude
Yeah but that's only players whose position heavily reduces their chances of scoring. A forward not scoring for long stops having a job
CrucialComma
I can put the usb plug in with only 3 attempts
Decoyape11
Slut
greengiant89
A guy i know's brothers friend did it first time.
bustermokeev
BS, everyone knows you need to look at it before it plugs in.
MeowMyOvaries
Are you single?!?
DickDickGoose
Just got a new phone that has a USB c charger...what a world we live in.
Pfffftit
Butt plug challenge!
omnifeeder
I got it in one! (usb-c)
NoisyRhysling
cool story bro
NoisyRhysling
I can put it in wrong with 3 attempts
RandomIsotope
I can put the plug in the bathtub drain on the first try!
Jimz0r
No you can't Mr Simpson, no one can
JCrashB
Rookie numbers!
Asdfjlk
You only put it into the USB superposition
SarcasmOrRandomFacts
No more, no less
Rihn
AgamemnonsMemes
Showoff
Bobsyourmothersbrother
flounder35
legend
keshro
Yer a wizurd!
PatternsinChaos
Henry
BmanBerry
No, wizards install.
PunkRockHerbivore
Show us the way
MrPunGent
What comes before USB????? USA ?? please help me
hoodeddefender
*chants in the distance* USA! USA! USA!
ObliqueRay
Pfff... first attempt here. USB-C, but still.
serpentinebaboo
Hell, I’m still 90 degrees off on that one.
Eaglemk4
It still works on the first try?! My phone's like uck you bro....
Jophisaurus
Forever my favourite player. Could have hit so many dingers but was like nah, I’ll hit an absurd amount of infield singles instead.
gablestout
Rumor has it he was told to keep it on the ground because he was so fast. I once watched him reach 1st base on a ground ball to the catcher
Jophisaurus
Feel like that’s essentially accepted as fact, right?
gablestout
I've never heard it 'confirmed', but he was a power hitter with the Orix Blue Wave. His slugging percentage was .522, vs .402 in MLB.
Jophisaurus
The dude could rake, any league, any ear, any style of hitting, full-stop.
Conflict
Had he come to the US about 6 or 7 years earlier he'd have beat Pete Rose's hits record. He was nuts
Jophisaurus
Easily would have. I’m torn between respecting his desire to spend his prime in Seattle, and wishing he’d gone and gotten some rings.
jayrot
I mean he did bail to go to the goddamn fuckin Yankees, which kinda goes against your point...
Jophisaurus
That’s was, weirdly enough for the Mariners benefit. He was past his prime and they got a great return. Dorktown explains it well.
TechnologicalRedneck
Gotta respect a guy that’s loyal to a team though. Just like Jr coming back to finish out his career.
Jophisaurus
I wish more guys did, but it’s the nature of the game I guess.
WittyIshUsername
He was so insane to watch
Onlyfuturamamemes
Pr0faneTank
Went out of my way to see his last time visiting Wrigley. He's 100% my favorite player.
wandergeist
And listen to, the odd time you could.
devasto
"Was". Did he retire or something? I don't follow baseball/basketball/golf/hockey/curling/monkey-knife-fighting
HatinS8N
And he came over when he was older. He’s one of the greats
LetMeGoogleThatShtForYou
I used to like him until i found out he was racist as hell
ngnt4
I have never heard anythinf but good things about him
thebruce32
Got a source other than I heard?
Darkklown14
Allegedly he could hit home runs at will but considered getting on base a more vital thing for the teams.
Deafguy8
He won’t admit it but his teammates have confirmed that
WhyDidISignUpForThis
That doesn't make sense. Getting on base is only useful to get around the bases, i.e., score, which a home run does immediately.
Grahamalam
Probably not "at will"...but he favors on OBP with line drives and advancing runners than strikeouts and pop flys swinging for the fences.
100PercentCertifiedHuman
Tony Gwynn was the same way. He just couldn't stand the extra strikeouts a power swing would inevitably bring.
AbsolutelyLoveisUnlimited
One of the most talented outfielders ever, dude was like Spiderman, and his arm was a laser cannon. I moved to Seattle in 2001...
wandergeist
That was a fun time. I often sat a few rows behind the Ichi-Meter lady in those years (the meter is in Cooperstown now)
AbsolutelyLoveisUnlimited
I was 15 and I was a big time Yankees fan (Yanks had won the previous 3 world series). Ichiro mania was like nothing I'd ever seen. He was..
rowingrowingrowing
Same here. Same him play against the Yankees in 2004 and I could not take my eye soff him.
AbsolutelyLoveisUnlimited
A hit machine, unstoppable, and he was revered like a superhero. Seattle hosted the MLB all star game that year, it just so happened...
AbsolutelyLoveisUnlimited
And that season the team tied the MLB wins record with 116, which was insane. I could still name most of their roster, I remember it well...
PieAndPunch
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLUXSZMIiUfFQua1LlKNMg1IOqAn15RkUT I think you'd enjoy this series about the M's
AbsolutelyLoveisUnlimited
Yanks and Ms met in the ALCS and unfortunately for the city of Seattle, the series did not go their way. It was easily one of the most...