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FP Edit: Wow, first time on the FP! To answer a question I've gotten a few times, this is sadly not me or anyone I know. After doing some heavy digging around (and weeding through an endless amount of Pinterest crap) I actually managed to find this gal for your viewing pleasure!
https://imgur.com/a/qf4sR
I guess this is the part where I ask people to send me stuff? I like funny cat gifs :)
oshodatwan
Winarrrrrr
crmzntears
When i floss
AteUp
Still would
TupacAintDead
Still would.
Finallydecidedtotakeactionandshitmyopinioninyourcommentsection
If biting is the only way to get infected I'm all in for that Zombie Brazzercalypse
SleepyBrains
Guess who flossed today?!
viking12
just take a knee and rub some dirt in it
mccar7hy
Hated high school chemistry too
BramStocker
you're cute. want sm fuck?
RubberChickenGoD
This is what came to my mind…
Misswakeford
Nothing a paper bag can't fix.
DrunkCommentor
Still out of my league
riceronijones360
Well with that attitude...
Yoreaveltwyn
Lol X'D
MaxPower0404
I feel I was denied critical, need-to-know information
AJ2071
thats some talent
mburicao
Tinder in 3D be like..
Kightzeareau
idk...seems more like a deep cut to me
Cuddliestfish
Don't worry a little Neosporin should fix that right up
hornsofthebull
ok we'll skip the blowie and move straight onto the downstairs mixup!
biggreencow
"downstairs mixup"
ragecage0316
Great job !! Your scary AF
Lepercake
Giving literal head is also a thing.
Bearsarepeopletoo
Bloody AND adorable. Fantastic job
OhForTheLoveOfAllThatIsHoly
A real man loves his woman every day of the month.
DangerFluff
Huh, this girl's girlfriend didn't know either
fartbox
This is an excellent segue to the next post.
JustARando
I've had worse!
JudgeMoulton
When your girl is extra wet
ThatOneSceneInThatOneMovie
@Chocolateco0kie
jcro21
Bloody nice work, if that was yours!
Lolzorski
Why are all the rest of the comments sexual though. This is a really good, non-sexual zombie cosplay :(
GorgeFloyd
To a normal human, there is nothing that is non-sexual.
TotallyNotACatIRL
Man, what I wouldn't give to have this kind of talent!
CheeseEatingMonkey
Would you give years of hard work and training?
TotallyNotACatIRL
Pssh, yeah, if I had the money/time to do so I would.
doesntmatter
Me, I'd give everything except effort
Ilikeitwhenyoucallmebigpapa
So.. she single?
codpeace
Her eye is.
TinySnek
GodDamn.gif
ButtPlugProductTester
Does she put out on the first date?
codpeace
Her eye, yes.
Ilikeitwhenyoucallmebigpapa
Is necrophilia technically rape?
ButtPlugProductTester
Only if she doesn't consent? But I mean, she won't say no, because of the implication
Ilikeitwhenyoucallmebigpapa
And hey. She WAS wearing that sexy ass body bag. Clearly asking for it.