anlyin
219137
5055
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meirl
I'd join that Union
BishlamekGurpgork
Ha hah. Oh, that's quite funny. Mmm . . . eh. Noice. Definitely +1 when I'm done. Eh, that's okay. WOOKIT DA WIDDLE KITTY!
ISISKrieger
+1 for Cirque du Freak
lucywill
I love bumblecat!
Ihopemyusernameisasfunnyasyours
My dumb ass was trying to figure out what was so special about the number 489...
bigstankussupremo
It's aktuallly 489
KurtHamster
Read #2 as “Hold a baby LAMP”, and thought Brick Tamland had opened a petting zoo!
versperfox
Jesus those tv remotes, I am pretty tech savvy and that shit is confusing.
Illthinkofausernamelater
Who's funeral is Peeta at?
Cryonight
Vampire's Assistant.
Christopharx
I hate "head ass" "headass" usage.
poorwhitetrash
#7 Unpopular opinion: their biscuits are terrible because they are so freaking dry.
PhotoShabby
That's what butter and honey is for
hotdropoclock
#18 Cattleship? Cattleship.
hotdropoclock
Wait shit that doesn't sound right...these are cats, not cows...
DeadTool
Reported for showing underage ass.
Flames99Fuse
Ok but for real, why do only old people have so many tv remotes? Never have I seen someone under the age of 60 have more than 2 remotes
CassiusPolybius
Universal remotes are wonderful and sometimes difficult tyo set up.
IrrelevantlyReIevant
Guys, I think I’m pussypressed...
Octoduck
Fastback!
Externet
Muse?
pukeachew
Why is the broccoli so funny
skellington01
Does Arnold's surname translate to 'black n-word?"
chucknasty
Wait a minute
helpimbeingoppressed
Baby donkeys. Burritos, if you will.
Elminst
But... those are goats.
Bundacious
tey is goatses
ItsaMeMaaario
December the 1st is here. So... is you jolly af?
stoler202
RhiannonStarsinger
A tattoo sleeve means you're a Chef who can make anything taste magnificent, and can kill someone with their thumb.
mizadventures
That also goes for women who have them.
kristakat
I️ need some follow up on the $200 igloo...
ikindacarebutimostlydont
Where can i get that shower curtain
cerpintaxt475
"witcho biscuit headass"
ShyNynaeve
An insult, generally to one's appearance (or intelligence). In this case, approximately "with your (dumb) head made of (dumb) biscuits".
ExplainsTheReasoningBehindHowHeVotes
"With your biscuit shaped head apparel" Upvoted for liking biscuits. I miss carbs
sweetmotherteresaonthehoodofamercedesbenz
Not baby donkeys. Those are baby goats.
ITalkAboutGoats
Thank you! I came to say that. Probably pygmy.
thematman
Are you sure? I'm not an animal expert but they really look like donkeys. Either way, so cute.
YourMomIsEverything
They're too small.
thematman
I checked. They are goats.
shenaniganagain21
That hipster’s foot looks like a damn flipper
Jeheace
flipster
notblubber
Nasty little hobbitses!
ChopSake
Clearly he can't find a shoe that fits.
MeridaIsMySpiritAnimal
I have no problem with their clothes/appearance, who cares if they want to grow beards& wear suspenders, but WHERE THE FUCK ARE HIS SHOES?!?
BaconCheddarCheeseBurger
Sandals?
rickeyspanish
you mean civil war soldier
MenAmongPanda
Does that make him a flipster?
alandeaton7742
Aye!!
Myowngrampa
Now it does
Pretzelenthusiasts
I rock a size 15 men's shoe
zackofspades
There should never be a reasonable excuse to have your gross bare foot out in a cafe.
Bandignomette
Yeah I'm with you!
xBrightEyed
My first thought. Especially if I’m a paying customer.
Primaltiguere
He's a war hero.
CasualAnalRape
That 25 hour sleep one... he text him at 12: something, not after 7... I see your lies.
dowingba
How is 12 not after 7?
CasualAnalRape
Because it showed as 12: something and not 00: something?
CasualAnalRape
FYI- he did specify 'PM'
Lwfc
There was a reply to Elon Musk's flat mars tweet
skyscorepro
Because mars doesn’t exist !
RobBobertyYT
"Unlike the earth"
SomeCrazyNerd
Jordan Peterson!
consistentprogress
CaptainMaximum
Are you fucking serious right now
Cornflakes91
unless poe's law is in action, yes
nervousdoggo
callmethelizardqueen
Flat earthers are trolling us. Well, SOME of them, the rest just need a lobotomy and stuffed animal in a padded room.
almightyjoshy
Again, The Flat Earth Society is and has been an elaborate joke since the day it was created.
LiteralNazi
I dont want to live on this (flat) planet anymore.
TheBlueMuppet
Flanet.
ilikeyourpics
I'm hoping more and more that the whole "Flat earth society" is just the most elaborate joke in history.
1Plebian
It is
syronide
What do you mean? It's not?
headlessness
Its so that people who have nothing feel like they are “contributing to the conversation”. Even if their contribution is bullshit.
AlwaysUpvoteHappyChickens
Fuckingfuck.
FancyPantlessTeaParties
Pff, that's just what the Martian government wants you to think!
Bessity
Pff, you believe in *MARS*?
maximusdelirious
Pfft, you believe in belief?
Bessity
Pfft. Just pfft.
SirTomtheBomb
He's a national treasure.
Bot17629A98001
More like galactic treasure
Myowngrampa
Don't tell Nick cage or he might steal him
Markamanic
He's south African/canadian
fowly
Good Ol' Musky
Deadbau5andy
I wish that was his Twitter handle.
ThatWeirdPotterhead
Literally everybody calls him that
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
QUIET!..... "HE" will hear you
NatsukiIsMyWaifu
Too late. I shall summon thee @nickcage
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai