Mylastaccountgotbannedbecauseofassandabrokenankle
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Oct 18, 2016 3:16 PM
Mylastaccountgotbannedbecauseofassandabrokenankle
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Promethianfire
Bullshit. You'd need a garter belt.
CorneliusCornwall
Bumble bee tuna
SometimesSketchy
Couldnt even find a photo of it!
werdna167
the two belts got me lol
morethanamouthfull
cupcakealliiiiiii
Nobody likes the way balls look
SpecialProjectY
Yeah, most go for the wallet.
classicrapeydolphin
Undernut
thatdudefromoregon
You joke but this was the fashion for a couple hundred years in the middle ages. Men with smaller balls would wear leather falsies.
poorwhitetrash
Do your balls hang low? do they wobble too and fro? Can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw them over your shol
HateMailHero
All of the above
Squirtintotheoldies
Thanks! That's shit is gonna be stuck in my head all day lol
wrissa
Boobs shouldn't even be sexualized though
Mackl3s
I see you haven't met side-vag yet. Enjoy the show!
Silverjelly
Underballs!
Angrywanker
I am uncertain about this. Cuz i'm old and would need at really long shirt. Would just look like a dress.
nivekyrrep
What do you call that? Undersac?
GiantDad420
The nut's butt.
foesmono
undernut has a nice skin to it
IdiedoncePhoenix
I just spat my drink out because of you
SeptemberHeisman
This is the kinda thing I shift through all the shit posts for.
DasVaas
WinterPalace86
So do you tape your dick to your stomach?
fearandloathebananas
Or just a small dick?
Werkin
It's more like a sock garter, except it's around your waist and tied off to your knob.
d65vid
Give me 11 or more reasons why not.
Maaaaaalloooooo
Boom how bout them apples, ladies?
Ehmeree
Double standards much?
SpudzMckenzie
misterslartibartfast
there's a difference
Mrwubbles
Elaborate please :)
idsarerealstupid
Under-something.
sprbwlshuffler
#WeinersOut
FullyStockedMiniFridge
I zoomed.....why did I zoom....
Sionas
Pretty sure it should still be cut to the male breasts. Inaccurate comparison
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Sionas
Can't tell if bad joke or not
billiebitkiller
No one finds ballsack attractive, sorry.
IronicUsername
IS "dat backsack" a thing though?
rubinei
How's it hanging?
ANorwegianMonarch
"How's your hammer hanging?" -George Carlin 1986
bctycho
By a rope
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MichaeIJCaboose
Half staff
KnockKnockWhosThereJehovahsWitness
low. and they wobble to and fro.
TheNotoriousGangster
It's hanging pretty good shaved them last night
alphadudel
Visibly...
realmdweller
A little to the left.
lilwood2
Like a chess bishop in a turtleneck!
IAmAngry
Comment is funny - because there is picture of balls and he like asks How's it hanging? and balls hanging - so it's funny - Captain Obvious
datbaish
like two balls in a nutsack
MyBigMouth
Short, shriveled and always to the left
TheBlackVan
"I understood that reference"
zscope
Loooowwwwww
squishybaker
since when are dicks the equivalent of boobs.
ChronologicalMyopia
Every time I point out how stupid this is people downvote me.
IdiedoncePhoenix
Well I upvoted you to help turn things around
laboon
People often misunderstand the difference between Primary and Secondary Sex Characteristics.
RocketPoweredPope
What would be a secondary sex characteristic for a guy?
ChronologicalMyopia
Beard, broad shoulders, wider jaw, thicker brow, more body hair, you know, everything that you define as "manly" besides a cock & balls.
PenisAssociationOfMurica
At a certain point when you rub them milk comes out
kanibal101
You know not all boobs produce milk but all balls produce seamen?
PenisAssociationOfMurica
Damn I've been feeding the kids the wrong kind of milk o_O
schmajin
Semen*
thevortexmaster
That's not the dick, it's the balls. Both boobs and balls create milky substances, both are round, both can be a bit hairy depending
YarTheBug
explain to indian and south american cultures who have people who are the 3rd sex, the strict gender binary is a result of christianity.
thevortexmaster
Umm what does this have to do with my silly joke?
YarTheBug
It was the "bad comments"-er's worst comment to date, and I'm going for a new record low. Downvote and move along. :P
thevortexmaster
Well just because you told me what to do you're getting an upvote
averagesizedbirdhouse
Strict gender binary is thousands of years older than Christianity, though. Almost no cultures have, or have ever had more than two genders.
YarTheBug
It was the "bad comments"-er's worst comment to date, and I'm going for a new record low. If @thevortexmaster hadn't +1'd me I'd have it. :(
squishybaker
balls dicks same thing.
YarTheBug
I'm gonna downvote in the unreasonable hope that you'll break your previous record of -143 (b^_^)b
squishybaker
i've got points to spare, and i comment enough losing a few hundred won't matter.
schmajin
That's like comparing the vagina and ovaries or prostate and clitoris, very distinct anatomical structures.
thevortexmaster
Two separate entities, you don't need the balls for the dick to operate also I'm retarded
charismaticneutral
Not what I wanna hear from my vortex master
thevortexmaster
You're in a vortex of apologetics
Squirtintotheoldies
Equality is equality!
WardenKane
How is that equality? You do know tits are not genitals, right? I just want to make sure I'm not the first to tell you this.
TerryFoldFlaps
Wait, you mean vaginas don't have bawls?
schmajin
Ovaries.
Squirtintotheoldies
I hope I'm not the first to tell you to get a sense of humor, it was a fucking joke!
EnvoyEngineer
There in lies the issue. The new imgur is all butthurt.
Squirtintotheoldies
Huh? I hope you're not calling me butt hurt cuz I could careless what twats on here think. I'm here to laugh & say stupid things!
EnvoyEngineer
Nope. Not you. The downvoters. I'm with you on the jokes. Apparently some of my jokes are offensive to the easily "butthurt".
RustyNeX
so i assume that women walking around with their tits out would be a totally normal, acceptable thing in today's society?
Vydrach
In some places, even first world, it actually is. At least legally.
RustyNeX
legally sure, but its still not normal for women to have their tits out. not that i would mind of course
schmajin
It will happen probably, I think the biggest thing is the swaying motion that's produced from walking being annoying
LapisScarab
Why is this comparison so common on imgur? Boobs aren't genitals.
Mrwubbles
So elaborate on the necessity of flaunting either then please :)
LapisScarab
I didn't say it was necessary, I just said the analogy doesn't work. Why does it have to be "necessary" though?
Mrwubbles
Okay, describe why either would be a justifiable clothing option or why one is deemed more acceptable than the other please.
LapisScarab
Because it's silly that for some reason breasts are treated the same as exposing your genitals if they're a woman's.
Mrwubbles
Do men's nipples lactate? Are they used for sexual stimulation? Your entire argument revolves around a biased thought
LapisScarab
If the analogy was good and both pictures were showing someone flashing their dick/vag, I'd think both were inappropriate.
Mrwubbles
But flashing breasts as a fashion statement is okay because....?
LapisScarab
For clarification, I'm neutral on the idea of men and women dressing like the left pic. But the equivalent is a guy being topless.
Mrwubbles
Nope, breasts are a still considered a sexual organ while a males (controversially) are not. Equivalence by definition
LapisScarab
They're functionally not a sexual organ. If you want to argue "definition" actually learn what body parts are for definitionally.
Mrwubbles
Yeah Google might serve you better, because they ARE in fact classified as a sexual organ. Try again honey!