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Two_Dogs_Porking
Follow me on here maybe?
Nudes?
Oh, and have a nice day :)
Mar 6, 2018 4:49 AM
TwoDogsPorking
136281
2240
211
FP Edit: Uhm, add me on steam?
Two_Dogs_Porking
Follow me on here maybe?
Nudes?
Oh, and have a nice day :)
ahappyturtlenord
Da bang da bang diggy diggy diggy
braaaiiiiinnnnsss
r/thathappened
Lulabel73
Sexwebs!
GratuitousMastication
Hmmm, sex webs
AgolfHiller
Terminology
This is so painfully fake.
GodHoodGangsters
Sex webs
littlefreak3
This guy writes for the onion. This is not how machine learning works.
JoggingWithForks
"We know he's sexier because he's covered in sexwebs". That's the best thing ever!
JJmoneyBags
Yes. 100% Game Please.
Crimsonak
If a joke requires you pretend a bot wrote it instead of you, then it's kind of weird.
JagerKitteh
Already better than the saw movies I’ve seen. #sexwebs
bonkersbabytail
Is this Tommy Wiseau's new movie script?
JolietJakester
I lost it at Becky Sexwoman
IsignedUpWithGmailButDontWantToUseMyName
I’m sure your “bot” is always this funny
Ankebenz
beesinthetrees14
This could totally be a script Amir blumenfeld wrote
Glasken
#thewhaledidit
ThisIsGiraffe
What a twist at the end tho
swatz
"now realizes she's in a whale. She's fine with it." Ah, Tequila, woke up like that many a time. Sometimes you take one for the team.
flamingflamingo
"A bot" (a person) wrote this.
MyOtherCatIsAPokemon
The whale did that
anxietypotato
This is gold, please do more. Like, I feel bad for the bot, but force it to watch other things 1000 times and write about it.
GreyWater
www.aiweirdness.com
bellaluna
"Becky now realizes she's in a whale. She's fine with it."
RobinYiff
That's taylor swift.
FabulousBadass
The whale did that.
anyuferrari
That whale's name? Albert Whalestein
Frakes
(Whispers to self) fuck I don’t know whales
Cmycherrytree
It's always the damn whale. Seriously, how do we still not see this coming?
dorkforlifeDFL
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe its sexwebs.
frankbunny1337
Best comment, well played sir or madam.
Bearsicles
Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's kidney keys
ThirdPartyCanditate
Maybe she's born with it, maybe its the sexy doll
iamspartan1262
Looks like it was written by Tommy Wiseau
ArtArchive
He did say it was written by a bot after all... So it probably was.
EricFromAccounts
Anyway, how's your sexwebs
Zorce
EvilEkips
Oh hi whale.
rianocerous
I'd watch that
TwoDogsPorking
I want a whole script!
Hangman11
What ?! Your bot is the author, who are you asking ?
Gonorrheus
Are you assuming OP's name?
Hangman11
Huh guess i did. Forgot the possibility that OP couldve just found it on the internet
MrHaynies
ChilidishSadbino
HumbleScrubling
I wanna believe
InconspicuousLampshade
Me too, still funny though.
Lenton
MST3K, but it cheated. Largest folder on the DC++ share in my college days.
Schrod1ngersCaT1701
MrHaynies
THIS GOT ME TO GLORIOUS
GreyWater
www.aiweirdness.com does things like this, but then with a neural network and not lies.
TresusIbor
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oniaijin
That was fun, thank you!
ArtArchive
Can a bot even write close to that coherently?
furcas00
Maybe with a Neural Network that's been trained with enough data, but definitely not to the accuracy we see here. 1/2
furcas00
The biggest tell that it's been faked is it reads like a Madlib. It has a narrative, even though it's nouns and adjectives are gibberish
furcas00
I haven't seen SAW, but I'm pretty sure they existed before 'Voting for Trump" was a concept, so that's another tell.
pettygoblin
now, they can write short, pretty basic, schematic articles for newspapers...and then Harry Potter and What Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash
randawg
The dark arts better be worried, oh boy!
pettygoblin
Hermione has forgotten how to dance
cyno01
Considering theres what... 16 hours of Saw movies? I dont think theres a franchise with that much content, Star Trek is only like 800 hours.
cyno01
And i think Trek and Who are about tied... Gate is probably up there, SG1 was on longer than any Trek, and Atlantis almost. Ooo, L&O!
mcdoolz
Training a bot means subjecting it to material repeatedly with varied parameters.
sheepking1
But that means someone typed THAT, which is SO much better.
Yssboern
The title might suggest the bot was exposed to bollywood remakes.
Hekatombe
wait.... there's bollywood remakes of Saw?!
Gaidenninjacat
Simpsons?
cyno01
Yeah, but 700 episodes isnt that many hours when theyre only 25 minutes.
Whathappensif2imgurianscopulate
Days of our lives maybe? Though we don't need another one of those.
cyno01
At this point soap opera scripts probably are mostly written by bots.
EricFromAccounts
"And then Blake pulls off his mask to reveal he too is a sexweb. Patricia screams and turns into blood. The dog has amnesia."
SerLaughalot
How would it get “trump” from a saw film
DukePhelan
The stain of corruption from this administration is capable of reaching into the past and changing the timelines.
Bleusilence
Old people vote for trump, the "A.I." probably doesn't know the difference between a person and an object.
vorpalblade82
It's writing a horror film and Trump looks like he should be in one.
IThinkYouGotAFineBrainJack
Hey, don't be mean. Movie goers don't deserve to have to see him in a movie.
CreateYourOwnNormality
It saw some guy get a massive sack of useless fat sawn off and just extrapolated
FartBoner69
Commentary?
Chasgrich
All bots know about Trump. They are his biggest supporters
jackpkmn
Rip Tay
Escheron
Trip?
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AceHibbleton
Duckin gold
danielsan1977
God dammit. Take my upvote.
MlCHAEL
It wouldn't have gotten any of this. Its just a joke.
SerLaughalot
I like humour, I dislike this. Just feels like lies.
SerLaughalot
If a bot writes “sawitdaba da bang da bang diggy diggy” then that’s funny. If Keaton sat there and thought that up, he’s trying to hard.
TheBlackWindHowls
I mean, there's not "thousands" of hours from all the combined Saw films, either.
hanabakemono
You think the video game cutscenes count as film? Because that could add a couple more hours.
0100100101111010011011000110000101101011
But you can loop the movies
DarkUranium
Machine learning-wise, looping is a pointless exercise.
Dragas
Retesting data with different modelsay produce different results.
DarkUranium
That's not really looping, though. That's just also optimizing for an appropriate model.