"Ah F***, so don't know kidneys"

Mar 6, 2018 4:49 AM

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Follow me on here maybe?

Nudes?

Oh, and have a nice day :)

Da bang da bang diggy diggy diggy

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

r/thathappened

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sexwebs!

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Hmmm, sex webs

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This is so painfully fake.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Sex webs

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This guy writes for the onion. This is not how machine learning works.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"We know he's sexier because he's covered in sexwebs". That's the best thing ever!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes. 100% Game Please.

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

If a joke requires you pretend a bot wrote it instead of you, then it's kind of weird.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Already better than the saw movies I’ve seen. #sexwebs

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Is this Tommy Wiseau's new movie script?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I lost it at Becky Sexwoman

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m sure your “bot” is always this funny

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

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This could totally be a script Amir blumenfeld wrote

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#thewhaledidit

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What a twist at the end tho

8 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 1

"now realizes she's in a whale. She's fine with it." Ah, Tequila, woke up like that many a time. Sometimes you take one for the team.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"A bot" (a person) wrote this.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

The whale did that

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

This is gold, please do more. Like, I feel bad for the bot, but force it to watch other things 1000 times and write about it.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

"Becky now realizes she's in a whale. She's fine with it."

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

That's taylor swift.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The whale did that.

8 years ago | Likes 178 Dislikes 2

That whale's name? Albert Whalestein

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

(Whispers to self) fuck I don’t know whales

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

It's always the damn whale. Seriously, how do we still not see this coming?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Maybe she's born with it. Maybe its sexwebs.

8 years ago | Likes 108 Dislikes 0

Best comment, well played sir or madam.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's kidney keys

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Maybe she's born with it, maybe its the sexy doll

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Looks like it was written by Tommy Wiseau

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

He did say it was written by a bot after all... So it probably was.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Anyway, how's your sexwebs

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Oh hi whale.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'd watch that

8 years ago | Likes 175 Dislikes 2

I want a whole script!

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

What ?! Your bot is the author, who are you asking ?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Are you assuming OP's name?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Huh guess i did. Forgot the possibility that OP couldve just found it on the internet

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I wanna believe

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Me too, still funny though.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

MST3K, but it cheated. Largest folder on the DC++ share in my college days.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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THIS GOT ME TO GLORIOUS

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

www.aiweirdness.com does things like this, but then with a neural network and not lies.

8 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 2

.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That was fun, thank you!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Can a bot even write close to that coherently?

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Maybe with a Neural Network that's been trained with enough data, but definitely not to the accuracy we see here. 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The biggest tell that it's been faked is it reads like a Madlib. It has a narrative, even though it's nouns and adjectives are gibberish

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I haven't seen SAW, but I'm pretty sure they existed before 'Voting for Trump" was a concept, so that's another tell.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

now, they can write short, pretty basic, schematic articles for newspapers...and then Harry Potter and What Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

The dark arts better be worried, oh boy!

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Hermione has forgotten how to dance

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Considering theres what... 16 hours of Saw movies? I dont think theres a franchise with that much content, Star Trek is only like 800 hours.

8 years ago | Likes 105 Dislikes 0

And i think Trek and Who are about tied... Gate is probably up there, SG1 was on longer than any Trek, and Atlantis almost. Ooo, L&O!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Training a bot means subjecting it to material repeatedly with varied parameters.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But that means someone typed THAT, which is SO much better.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The title might suggest the bot was exposed to bollywood remakes.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

wait.... there's bollywood remakes of Saw?!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Simpsons?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, but 700 episodes isnt that many hours when theyre only 25 minutes.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Days of our lives maybe? Though we don't need another one of those.

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

At this point soap opera scripts probably are mostly written by bots.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

"And then Blake pulls off his mask to reveal he too is a sexweb. Patricia screams and turns into blood. The dog has amnesia."

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

How would it get “trump” from a saw film

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The stain of corruption from this administration is capable of reaching into the past and changing the timelines.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Old people vote for trump, the "A.I." probably doesn't know the difference between a person and an object.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's writing a horror film and Trump looks like he should be in one.

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 13

Hey, don't be mean. Movie goers don't deserve to have to see him in a movie.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

It saw some guy get a massive sack of useless fat sawn off and just extrapolated

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Commentary?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All bots know about Trump. They are his biggest supporters

8 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 2

Rip Tay

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Trip?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago (deleted Mar 14, 2018 7:09 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Duckin gold

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

God dammit. Take my upvote.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

It wouldn't have gotten any of this. Its just a joke.

8 years ago | Likes 287 Dislikes 3

I like humour, I dislike this. Just feels like lies.

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 3

If a bot writes “sawitdaba da bang da bang diggy diggy” then that’s funny. If Keaton sat there and thought that up, he’s trying to hard.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I mean, there's not "thousands" of hours from all the combined Saw films, either.

8 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 1

You think the video game cutscenes count as film? Because that could add a couple more hours.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But you can loop the movies

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Machine learning-wise, looping is a pointless exercise.

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

Retesting data with different modelsay produce different results.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's not really looping, though. That's just also optimizing for an appropriate model.

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