Skeletons.....skeletons everywhere

Dec 10, 2016 2:18 PM

LordCryptic

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You think those are bad?! Try minecraft!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

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Skeletons freak me out and my wife always points out that there's one inside me just to piss me off.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Unfortunately for all of them, I play a cleric

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Big daddy comin fo' dat booty.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 1

"Don't give up, skeleton!"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Misterrrr... Boney.. Pants... Guy?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yup

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where's the guy with the spooky meeter? Do you think a skeleton got him? Oh man he tried to warn us...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Get ready for a looooooong loading screen

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Live. Die. Fuck you: Dark Souls.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Was a big fan of skyrim until I met dragon age: inquisition.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

i loved DA:I, even if some companions were unbearable. it was better before they made Spirit Blade completely useless, but still great.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

that's also a very good game

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

obligatory

9 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

/a/mdBBD

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The skeletons in Skyrim are so stupidly weak. One errant sneeze could instantly clear a whole room of them.

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

I'd bash them with my bow to save on arrows that I know I wouldn't get back.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Agreed, I once just activated a flame cloak and let them kill themselves

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

LOL. [incoming foot steps] [sound of bones hitting floor]

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Morrowind: I CAN'T FUCKING HIT IT!! WHY CAN'T I FUCKING HIT IT?!?!

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

*swings* *clearly hits* "missed"

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Amirite? Everything was the worst thing in the world when you start, because you can't hit any of it.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

unless ofc you read what the game says about the stats and went "oh, I need weapon skill and fatigue, cool"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I started as a mage. I was able to cast my one spell one time and had to proceed to punch the town rat to death over the course of 15 lives

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, mages... I'm not sure if I enjoy the old mage or the new type of mage more. I think they were shooting for the D&D type that has...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

very few spells at the start but then becomes overpowered with time. Only problem is TES is a single player game, can't rely on your...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tomb Of Giants, easiest boss with the hardest trip to the boss in the whole game.

9 years ago | Likes 259 Dislikes 4

Easiest boss? You ever played Fable 2?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

Patches isn't THAT hard You just gotta make sure you follow his everaaand I've walked into an endless pit.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sunlight maggot and running running running

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The best answer to the question "this game can't possibly get any harder can it?"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean, did you forget the Vaginadragon?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I play sorcerer all the time so it was the opposite for me one shot the skeleton beasts but kept getting killed by the skeletons nito 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

kept resurrecting since I couldn't do any damage with divine weapons nito is easy it's the skeletons that are the problem.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

best place to farm humanity though

9 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 2

Nah oolacile dungeon

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

firekeeper souls

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wouldn't that be the dlc area?

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Oooh yeah.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah those tentacle dudes in the archives were the best for humanity

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They're actually princesses transformed by Seath researching immortality

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hardest trip to the boss is anor londo. Case closed.

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 4

Capras demon. The first time around. Because the 3rd or 4th time you try him and his two fucking dogs, you fuck up on the way. And scream.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Another londo was the worst my first time playing. I managed to get past everything fine playing blind, thinking it was easy. Then archers.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But you can literally just sprint passed everyone. All you have to do is roll a few fireballs

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Fireballs? Boi wut dafuq chu tawkin bout? Aint nun o dat gae shit up in dis hizzle. Dey be litenin bolts

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

On the way to Aldrich?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

No, dark souls 1, we were talking about dark souls 1

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unless you're Kay and parry your way through arrow hell, yes.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What? I think I was only hit by one or two arrows, cause I didn't expect it in the slightest

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you've done more than like 5 characters, the game is just easy in general, but I'd say anor londo is the hardest

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

It's close. The skeledogs were horse shit, but so was some of AL1.0. Souls difficulty does generally decrease rapidly though, yes.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, I think the difficulty drop off is mostly due to running through areas because you know you can

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Easiest boss" Pinwheel isn't even considered a boss. Poor bugger.

9 years ago | Likes 99 Dislikes 3

Pinwheel is the boss of the Catacombs, not the Tomb of the Giants, which is Lord Nito.

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

If you can believe it, Pinwheel was meant to be a weak boss to reward new characters with the Rite of Kindling and a Mask

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can believe it, Pinwheel is incredibly easy

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think they mean Nito

9 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Unless he shanks you in the taint, Nito's not hard.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think the joke is that nito is the easiest boss because pinwheel isn't even a boss

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

I always felt the Capri demon was easy AF

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

He kind of is, its that initial rush attack as you enter plus the extra dogs that make him a pain especially for new players.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If I could art I'd be drawing a demon wearing capri pants right now.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

DS1 definitely had the most interesting boss fights. Capra demon wasnt a difficult boss, just the area where you fight him is ridiculous

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Really? I could never deal with the dogs... Even now that I've played through the game probably a dozen times I still just firebomb him

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

With good luck they charge you first and I do the running attack with a great sword and they both die. Doesn't always occur though...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Run past dogs upstairs and o the ledge to the right. Throw up a shield and dogs bounce off and down. Then jump down jab and repeat.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I die to that demon 20+ times per playthrough, i have 700 hours in the game and consider nothing else hard :(

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Get a 60%+ stability shoeld and he is easy.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why do you say so? AFAIR he has the boss-like health bar.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But so does the Asylum Demon and we all know he's a joke after your first run.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Easy boss is still a boss

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

While you're technically correct, I personally don't believe Pinwheel or the Asylum Demon deserve the title

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oblivion would have been a much better if it weren't for the way they based hostiles on your level... no lvl 20 character should have to

9 years ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 1

The problem I had with Oblivion (that made me give it up) was that the combat scaled with your level. Normally that wouldn't be a (1/2)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

(2/2) problem, except in Oblivion, you can level up from doing non-combat things. So if you spent a while making potions, then congrats, >>

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

(3/2) you're now woefully underprepared for the bosses.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yea, then some npcs didnt level with you against main quest monsters, so theyre fucked if they get hit.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Fight for their life against 2 goblins...

9 years ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 0

Screw goblins, I kept getting killed by bloody rats.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The struggle was real...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A solution that FO4 tries is to have higher level variants, so you'd be fighting elite goblin ninjas or some shit. There is a real design >>

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

question regarding how you scale encounters in open world games. You could have enemies fixed for each location. This is feels more >>

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

"realistic" and makes you really feel your late-game power, but low level players could stumble onto high-level doom areas while >>

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I like fixed enemies in games with NG+ (like Dark Souls) because you can change your pathing in NG+ and it's pretty cool. 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

high level characters could find that most of the remaining unexplored areas pose no challenge since they are for lower levels. >>

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Is it really only me that found oblivion extremely easy? Enchant your weapon in the mages guild and everything dies in one hit...

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

I loved enchanting weapons I didn't use often to heal the target but drain its stamina, worked best in Morrowind.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I literally beat the game and the xpacs multiple times and I don't even remember much of the game, so it must've been pretty easy.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I never used enchanted weapons, I just chose a different class than my chosen skill set so I could control the difficulty. I just found (1)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The main quest to be really straightforward and boring (2)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Make a doom bringer sword,its fire.dmg,ice dmg,lighting dmg.then add decrease resistance for all those and none shall stand in your way

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It was so much easier than Morrowind that it really wasn't much fun for me. But a lot more fun than Skyrim. :P

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Morrowind was a pain at low level when attacks don't even hit the enemy... that being said to this day, its still my all time favorite game

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And the main quest was so complicated I had to play through a couple times to really understand the depth of the story

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ah morrowind,played that when I was 12 and had no knowledge of the english language.Every encounter with rats was a battle of life and death

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Enchanting was overall really overpowered, you could enchant chameleon armor and have permanent 100% invisibility which was fun but broken

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That didn't always work for me. Even with 100% Chamelon they still see me and follow me when I flee and attack me.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They can still detect you by hearing you, and mages can probably see you if they cast detect life

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh that makes sense. I thought it was a bug. XD

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