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Next up: Swarm Time!
Spider cat tax
Dartacus
MyTrapCards
Send this to the front page so they have to suffer.
jbob009
Ginger187d
Those swarms... Uugghhh shoot me
Nokko
dhorso
So, now we have to burn your account with fire. Just so you know.
SassyTheSasquatchm8
AnykindofTacos
WhiteEddieMurphy
CorkSoaker101
I've seen enough
ehitiswhatitis
Upvote for the scared spider booping.
K9delta
scotchyscotch
Mynameisalwaysgay
THANKYOU SO MUCH!! I've been looking all over for this!
scotchyscotch
;)
deathbymonkeys
mormacil
What movie was that again?
deathbymonkeys
Lost in space
PleaseDontRespondToMySarcasticCommentsWithASeriousReply
Lost In Space
whatifiwasabear
i don't mind spiders. jumping spiders and wolf spiders are all over my area, i clear space in the windows for them. they're all named Henry.
Hollyfkinwood
I also name my window spiders Henry.
hooktail419
Jumping spiders are cute. I like letting them crawl around on my hand.
GamingHappens
Timheretoo
Arachnologist Norman Platnick wrote that you are never more than 3 feet from a spider. Don't know if that's true, but... Burn the house.
GamingHappens
its true around my new place I have to kill at least 1-2 in my tub a day, and they make webs all over my stuff outside i'm dying here D:
DarkMaster98
bozozaclown
#9 looks like a B Vagans. Gorgeous specimen.
Doktorandus
Dude, it looks like it could be a small dog and that's fucking terrifying.
CheeseburgersFromMars
It's fucking galloping.
DarthFutuza
It's pretty pleased at it's catch. Has to celebrate a little.
DriftyFlea
I don't understand the "spiders are scary" thing and then it's gifs of people fucking with spiders. Wtf do you think they're gonna do.
bushidopirate
did you see that one spider gallop though? that was the shit
DriftyFlea
That one is kinda adorable
Pootisborn
"He touched my butt! I'm so embarrassed!"
DriftyFlea
"Senpai noticed me too much"
StirlingMaloryArcher
I saw a spider in my bathroom the other day. I went to move & it hissed at me, never heard of spiders in the UK doing that shit!
PurplePixieUK
Where on the UK do you live?!!
StirlingMaloryArcher
Shropshire
PurplePixieUK
I'm there in October. I'll bring the flame thrower.
Ninjoo
Damn! What did it look like? So I know what to avoid...
StirlingMaloryArcher
About the size of my palm, not hairy, went fucking ballistic when I put a glass over it.
FilthyHobbitses
you're braver than me.
StirlingMaloryArcher
It tried biting me through the paper I put under the glass.
avaflava513
Did it puncture the paper?
itsybitsyspider
Only thing I can think of is a tarantula but you said not hairy which is weird.
RadishesBruh
Is it weird that spiders don't freak me out as much as centipedes/millipedes?
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PleaseDontRespondToMySarcasticCommentsWithASeriousReply
These ones aren't as bad as house centipedes. These ones are basically just snakes with legs
RadishesBruh
What this person said even though I'm going against his username ^
aaakeith
I think spiders are scary as shit but that centipedes/millipedes are kinda cool. We're opposite!
bushidopirate
I'm the same as you. Spiders are usually pretty visible whereas centipedes have a way of hiding under blankets, sheets, clothing, etc
MooMooLazyRiver
CrazyCatLad
Freaking house centipedes that move at 50 nopes per hour.
Splodgey
Pretty sure that's closer to 50 nopes per second
PurplePixieUK
Nopes per hour. Day made.
lnboxMeYourPUGS
Found a massive centipede in my bed when I was younger and I refused to sleep in that bed anymore.
thelonepig
I can handle this...but moths, man. Fucking moths. Full on phobia.
MaybeNotThen
No, I quite like spiders. It's em bloody ants that scare me. Centi/millipedes are yucky too.
mormacil
I jsut saw that scene in the King Kong remake, fuck that shit.
danieheartsu
Nope! I am the same!
ImTheOriginalSam
Spiders are cool. Millipedes are fine. But you need to watch out for cave centipedes.
Lamech777
I have Arachnophobia but I am totally fine with scorpions, makes no sense!
laisametschbaetzlaondsoidawirschd
#9 I have contradictory emotions on this one. On the one hand: The spider killed a snake! On the other hand: The spider killed a snake!!
GeorgeoftheDongle
For me it's "oh another attractive girl wh- JESUS MARY AND JOSEPH GET THAT SHIT OUTTA HERE"
PleaseDontRespondToMySarcasticCommentsWithASeriousReply
Amazing how a single additional exclamation point can change how I read something in my head
GorgeousGen
That was a coral snake too...
WeAreJustDustInTheWind
ya what i was thinking a deadly snake or a Corn snake
IridescentLotus
I have pretty bad arachnophobia and while I am hyperventilating a little I'm kinda proud I made it through slowly
miffet
Good for you! :)
rgzdev
CONGRATULATIONS! Fear is not shameful, letting it control you is.!
Soyweiser
Just fyi, the jumping spider one into the box is fake. It was mentioned as a fake the last time a post like this came around.
IridescentLotus
Oh thank God. Jumping spiders are the worst why not just fly (remembers babies fly with silk aaaaahhhh)
Soyweiser
Note for example, the spider has 10 legs. And why is the guy carrying a knife next to the tupperware?
Soyweiser
Haha! Made you look at the spiders again!
IridescentLotus
I literally was just thinking "I'm not looking again to find out" haha
Clocall
Y'know the feeling you get that there's a bug on you, but you know there isn't really? One time a huge spider actually crawled out my sleeve
CatlitterDaily
IllegalDuckling
Clocall
I promptly shat myself and developed trust issues with my own body.
PeopleSeemToHaveLongNamesOnImgur
Happened to me in my bed. Felt it go from my shoulder to my elbow in one quick sprint. Didn't realize it was real until I went to scratch.
IllegalDuckling
https://media.giphy.com/media/oSLxPXE38BTYA/giphy.gif
Clocall
In bed? Oh hell no, that's the safe space :'(
PeopleSeemToHaveLongNamesOnImgur
I looked for it for quite a while after that too, never found it. Never was able to kill it.
GeorgeoftheDongle
Something like that happened in 4th grade. Guy was rolling up his pant leg (to show a scar i think) and a scorpion crawled out
Clocall
I'd recommend amputation
Ofaloaf
how the fuck
GeorgeoftheDongle
Guess he left his pants on the floor and it crawled in. They're good at squishing into small spaces too so it made itself scarce
Bob64
IHaveNoIdeaAnymore
See ya space cowboy
6double
What's this one from?
at0micSunflower
One of the best animes ever
Lamech777
The dog, "Ein", accidentally some shrooms in this episode.
TheDalmuti
Cowboy Be-Bop. A great show.
DiToro
Mushroom Samba is the episode in particular
ScrapDaddy
UnforsakenClamtrap
I find bleach to be better and safer for my house
AlphaQueueBeta
rubbberduck
BlowOnItAndStickItIn
Mephian
Burn this post then nuke it from orbit
Fairdinkums
This gif gets faster every time I see it i love it haha
LadyWidebottom
He's gotta be fast to get all of those spiders.
NoBeerandNoTvMakeHomerSomethingSomething
Greatest one off character the Simpsons ever had. 'Nobody ever says Italy.' http://youtu.be/A0yxfVFDD-0
willtron3000
Want some cream too?
WingManH
Uhhhh.. no.
WeHaveTheGifs
tooomanysteves
http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/stop_penis_erect_archer-gap.jpg
IllegalDuckling
This should be at the end of the post.
WeHaveTheGifs
I forgot to put it in :(
n3cr0fag0
uweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Framperton
BB-8 Spider.
FractalChainsaw
BB-8 Legged Freaks.
svga
double dip, double dip, double dip!
ZPretorianZ
Upvoting this so other people have to see it too
ManPlodTurd
Upvoting for world peace!
MessiahOfRats
Jokes on you, I actually like spiders!
Icantthinkofanythingwittyorclevertoputasmyusername
No stahp!
greenbeanraneen
Well misery loves company.
joinusjoinusjoinus
Well, good morning to you too.
inkpod
You're doing the Lord's work.
AndreasHokage
It worked !
pataglop
fuck you Satan!
joinusjoinusjoinus
BelleDuBlerg
These made my day. the last one is of the bouncy spiders, I love those! They look like they belong in Spirited Away.
squishydoodoo
iheartdonut
Something about spiders makes me so happy :)
BelleDuBlerg
Me too me too
berneigh
They only place they belong is in the fires of Mount Doom
acsave
"Bouncy spiders" is the sweetest, most innocent way I've ever heard anyone describe those horrific nightmares.
BelleDuBlerg
I think my old manager used to call them that!
JetMarks
They aren't even spiders. Are Harvestman. Daddy long legs. Harmless.
WeHaveTheGifs
No spider looking thing is harmless
causality
Not actually a spider though. Though are harvestmen, aka Daddy Long-Legs.
TheHaloFollower
Soooo dope
BelleDuBlerg
Whaaaaaat that is awesome.thank you for the info! I loves learning
InterfectorFactory
But why do they "clump"? I've never seen that before. They seem to big for a nest of babies.
WhyNotUncleIroh
No one knows. These things are older than almost any other creature on earth besides single-celled organisms.
Lfa3
From wiki: "Gregarious behavior is likely a strategy against climatic odds, but also against predators, combining the effect...
Lfa3
...of scent secretions, and reducing the probability of any particular individual of being eaten." https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opiliones
TheGhostofElizabethShue
Pretty sure that's a cat.
Heavykiin
No, that's a spider. Didn't you read the title?
SuperPickle17
Spider cat, spider cat does what a spider cat does.
CatlitterDaily
Can he swing from a web? No can't because he's a cat, spiiiddeeerrcat
ejaytee91
Oh fuck this shit, I don't need this, now I'm gonna be itching and jumping all day
cheesygorditacrunch
Formication
MagnumSandpaper
mindfunkie
yes me too!!!!!!!
ravnicrasol
Did you feel that? that itch on your back? it was probably nothing...
mindfunkie
ahh soo evil!
SpecimenSpiff
*gently blows air on the back of your head*
Wrkncacnter
*gently punches you in the mouth.*
Kaleopolitus
Can you feel the pitter patter? The tiny pricks? The weight upon the hairs of your skin? It is on you, waiting, biding its time.
SpecimenSpiff
Tiny pricks crawling on me? What else is new..
Kaleopolitus
The new one that burns. ... ... I call him Steve.
TheHaloFollower
The itsy bitsy spider crawled up the Ejays back...
ejaytee91
Out came the A-10 BRRRRRRRT and made the spider crap...
TheHaloFollower
I'm dying +1
ItsMorphinTimeIdiot
Woke up at two and felt something crawling on my neck, in my dream state I thoughts was a magical snail. Then I realized.... no sleep
ThatRussian
I've had 3 - THREE - separate instances of waking up to a cockroach on me. I know they're harmless but I HATE them.
dpidcoe
clean your house?
ThatRussian
Unrelated. Well, the first time was, I was a dirty child. But now it's the cheap apartment building and occasionally one strays over.
dpidcoe
ah, can't do much about dirty neighbors in an apartment :(