andreouc3000
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New tattoo
Oct 19, 2017 10:05 PM
andreouc3000
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OkOkTryNotToSayTheWrongThing
Can confirm it's an authentic iPhone too. It's plugged in because the battery won't hold a charge...
88wut
"Regerts bruh"
xItzEpicDx
I don't see the problem, this is standard now right?
imgurmage
Can confirm google instant translate read it as that.
PsycheClone
I mean, some women might see that as a menu option.
TokitsukazeSHIRE
'Ketsu wo taberu'. Yup, he eats ass.
reidft
Currently learning Japanese, mix of Katakana/hiragana says "ketsu o __beru" assuming that one is a kanji for eat. It checks out #filthyfrank
TrueDankMemeLord
You too are aiming for the title of hokage? It indeed is "taberu", but admittedly that's learned pretty quick
numelgon
Nice.
FilthyRapscallions
Goes to try beep beep lettuce with google translate.
Iwouldratherbeinbedwiththedog
as a belgian I have no idea if this is correct
couldhavebeenabaggins
Hey nice Spider-Man top
idiotn00b
Haha whom even eats ass
GamingRooster
I wnat to know if he just rolled wth it or he did its as a joke
JrElmoe
Hello fellow worshiper of Frank of the Filth
Sinna45
We call him papa franku around here
Stonetaku420
It's actually Sir Francis of the Filth my good sir
thebestbabe24
I didn’t know that google translate was getting this accurate!
Interator
Our school has the exact same chairs
1Person
My god! This conspiracy runs deeper than we realised! What could it mean? ;)
dailyshits
That's a bad enough dude to rescue the president
Vermifuge
let's go for a burger..... HA! HA! HA! HA!
comacomacomacomachameleon
I got my usual order from China Palace tattooed on my arm. I tell people all sorts of weird shit when they ask what it means.
GoniMaster
Pics!
1Person
What's the order?
cousteau
All sorts of weird shit.
cousteau
Tattoo idea: ディックバット
IHateyouIfyouremoreattractivethanme
Eat ass is actually what it translates any word to, nobody knows why.
cousteau
Not sure about "eat", but IME Google Translate does tend to translate unknown words to "ass".
VexingOne
My next tattoo
OhThisGuyAgain
you think it's poor translation but we all know it's exactly what he wants it to say.
colonelrussia
I expected it to be "Made in China" or something like that.
accountsuccessione
That's my point too
punkybeanster
Someone at my shop knowingly got "diarrhea" in Chinese.
combatwombat0
What a "shitty" decision
ChaosandChaos
They know who they are as a person.
leonbloodbane
Now he just needs “I” next to it to complete it
Golduneye
Plot twist : he wants asian girls to know.
ford5of5
Sounds like something that a person with this particular tattoo would say after he found out what it meant. Hmm...curious.
Doopapotamus
Actually, as written, that's what he's saying. He's not using the Command form of the verb, so he's saying he eats ass.
GoFrackYourself
Do people from other counties that English is not the first language get tattoos of English words? That would be stupid... right? Lol
TowerNcolas
Yo de Argentina, y vos sos un estúpido
cousteau
whatupmyknitters
to be fair, that second one might just be somebody who cares as much about potatoes as i do.
ImHereToGetDownvotes
Irish, the word you are looking for is Irish. Maybe Russian so he can turn it into Vodka.
StarkeRealm
Well, googling Engrish Tattoos was a worthwhile use of five minutes.
Sheldonian
Google translate says it's "食べる" but that's just the last half of what the kid has in his arm
Vermifuge
2/3 The slang for ass is ケツ and 食べ is the verb to eat. so ケツを食べる would be read as "I eat ass." You can also say ケツを食べ ろ...
itsmycatinabox
It's having problems picking up the katakana for ass
Vermifuge
3/3 ケツを食べろ Still translates as "I eat ass" but its more like a command. It means it's imperative that it be eaten.
TrueDankMemeLord
Damn right it is
Vermifuge
1/3 A lot of japanese language is implied... so unless you specify (you, him, her, etc) "i" is implied. "Watashi" is normally dropped.
cousteau
Didn't know. (See what I did there?)
TrueDankMemeLord
Do.
GreenNotTheColor
ImKimJongUnAndEverythingIsFine
seandude689
StankyPankySammich
Oh my... That's vulgar. I like it.
ifyouoralovedonehavebeendiagnosedwithmesotheliomayoumaybe
There he is
FragileDonkey
Falos
Who ever captioned this is a genius.
LeahShine88
Teasaurus
WellThatsOriginal
D I S T U R B I N G
Restonpeace
iwearlittlesocks
IdoitfortheLOLs
ShmoeJoeHoe
https://imgur.com/6CXZol4
CorneliusCornwall
Freakingdoomguy
mustang2733
"Ayboss."
evilgriff
ramadanjuan
My brother has a shirt from filthy frank that says I eat was in Japanese. He wears it whenever we go to Asian restaurants.
MinorityRetort
Nice, I bet that really confuses people.
ramadanjuan
I think it's pretty clear. He likes to tongue punch people in the fart box.
ReverendJ
"I eat was"?
missojennie
erock111
Can confirm used google translate
jdavis1186
馬鹿外人
DeusexNihilo
BAKA GAIJIN
deathfromabove777
Yeah, "idiot foreigner" really doesn't capture how harsh it is. Much more vehement.
roninwookie
I used the same app as the gif and got "Red Deer Outside" wtf maaaaaaaan
missojennie
If you translate each character individually it reads "Horse, deer, outside, person"
missojennie
Horse deer together is 'baka'=idiot. Its derived from an old saying, an idiot is one who points to a deer and calls it a horse.
dyingallthetime
HUEHUEHUE
WowWhataTerrificAudience
darling
ilikeyourpics
*for when you know you're about to get proven wrong*
Gonz000
Fucking gaijin
TheGuyWhoBeatsHisMeat
What did they update this time?
Ckiller2
Eyyy I got that reference
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OptimisticDownvoteLover
Thought it was mandarin for a sec, ita kanji i guessz or some form
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OptimisticDownvoteLover
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OptimisticDownvoteLover
Then chinese pinyin or whatever. Makes no difference to me, im Chinese lmao
Ultimaniac
That tatoo artist is a hero.
Helihat
You kidding? At best they're a racist.
Helihat
They outright committed a hate crime, permanently marking someone with a racial slur describing them.
cheddarjacktees
Or a dick, I'm gonna go with dick
n0n53n53
What does your sex life have to do with it?
Ultimaniac
Nah, the dick is the guy trying to label himself "god almighty"
yzark01
one dick doesnt excuse another
FrozenFoodGuy
Both of them are dicks
Therearetoomanyusernames
Which is why I will never get a tattoo of a language I don't speak/read. You can never trust anyone not to put "eat ass" on you.
DJCurry25
It's the filthy frank thing, "i eat ass"
MealeaYing
"Also drunk: Eat Ass" on your forehead.
Gherkincensed
Looks like he sharpied it on for a joke, this joke actually.
ahokusa
That reminds me of the guy who put 冷たい(cool, temperature wise) and thought he had cool (sick)
Therearetoomanyusernames
Lol so close but so far away.
Bortus
I never understand this... if you're getting a tattoo in another language, why would you just walk in there and ask the English speaking
Bortus
tattoo artist to write 'Love' in Chinese. You'd go in there with it written down for the artist to copy, right?
Therearetoomanyusernames
That's what I'm saying!
Drunkfu
Unless you're trying to get a tattoo in a different language that says "I eat ass" then no way can they do worse!
prettyangelboi
Oh I'm sure a tattoo artist could think of something even worse given enough money lol.
PmMeGifsForSauce
You can google translate it... In this day and age you can find out what virtually anything means in your language.
Cal1te
Pal got a cyrillic tattoo in St Petersburg, cleaner at the hotel told him it was a literal translation of what he said, made no sense in rus
MistressLyda
It gives the gist of larger blocks of text, and tends to translate single words reasonably right. For shorter segments it is a lottery.
DonteHaversham
I've had it mistranslate the form of verbs etc. I wouldn't rely on it 100%, since nuances can be significant to meaning. That's just my .02
PmMeGifsForSauce
Obviously it's not going to be as good as from the source, but if you have an idea of what you want you wouldn't get something like this...
metzershmit
I'd love to get an eat ass tattoo in another langue.
Therearetoomanyusernames
Google translate isn't always 100%. I've tested it on languages I know. It's terrible with slang and different dialects.
funkmaster40
As a English teacher in Korea google translate is unreliable. It gives ok guesses but exact meanings or complex ideas are usually way off.
PmMeGifsForSauce
Just as a reply to the original comment, anything that would be worth getting tatted, isn't going to come out too far off.
funkmaster40
Anything worth getting tatted is worth double checking the meaning and proper spelling and use.
PmMeGifsForSauce
In another language not even you can read? Doubt it. At that point you only like the way the symbols look.
Doopapotamus
And you'd be right. The conjugation of the verb as written can mean "(I) eat ass". Nigga fucked up.
Doopapotamus
UNLESS, he very happily eats ass and he's advertising it to any Japanese people he'd chance upon meeting.
Vermifuge
Wouldn't it be more funny if it said ケツを食べろ ?
Doopapotamus
Then it's a party.
OneShot510
His dual finger guns and facial expression suggest it was done purposefully.
etcnotect
That's a shit eating grin if I ever saw one
Doopapotamus
Then we know he eats the booty with a smile.
digitalist1
I mean i kinda want that tattoo on my body cause thats fucking hillarous. *stranger* "Wow nice tattoo i bet it has some hidden meaning" 1/2
digitalist1
"What does it mean?" *me* "I eat ass" *stranger* "what the fuck?" *me* "I eat ass" *casually walk away* 2/2
digitalist1
*when u trying to fuck* *her* "hey u never told me what your tattoo meant?" *me* "I eat ass" *her* "Do you?"
Therearetoomanyusernames
Lol I get it! I'm guess I'm just not that much of an avid ass eater. That's only on special occasions for me.
digitalist1
I mean ive never ate ass before... but i love ass.... and its funny so there... what more could u want in life?
cousteau
I want to get a tattoo that says something meaningless like "of" and then tell everyone "it means 'to belong'!"
Therearetoomanyusernames
I approve of this.
PmMeGifsForSauce
Wouldn't that be the same thing? I don't think a character exists specifically for 'of' but breaking down 'belonging to' could.
TkMacintosh
の ....Doesn't this one work? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_(kana)
cousteau
No.
cousteau
(badum-tss)
orbit919
his face makes it seem like he got "eat ass" on purpose
WHYPEPOE
Oh dude eats ass fo sho.
Therearetoomanyusernames
I agree but there are plenty of people who get things they think mean one thing but actually means another.
UsernameTheMusical
So, "this" as in the above tattoo isn't actually why you don't want a tattoo in a foreign language. Other situations are why.
Therearetoomanyusernames
Like?
pronoun
This isn't one of those times though.
Therearetoomanyusernames
KurtHamster
What's this app?
barksinternally
Eat Ass app
poscduke
Definitely not snapchat
Frankinbeijing
Best app ever when traveling to a country that you don't speak the language!!!!
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glassweaver
While I have neither the time nor the crayons to dumb it down to your level...just download Google translate or word lens and try it.
cousteau
Wasn't word lens bought by Google and integrated into Google Translate?
XavierIbanez
What did he say?
TrashPandah
Imgur
dogm0m
google translate :)
KurtHamster
Thank you :)
Farrit
But google translate doesn’t do instant translate. You have to take a photo and it’ll translate that.
ZBUnhinged
It depends on the language or device I think
fnurglbhurg
Sure it does instant, used that to read signs in Island. Needs data though.
personalpackagehandling
it does both ways. it's easier to fool with the photo but it'll instant translate too
bomboy23
Can confirm, this is not sarcasm
AllTheCoolKidsPeeTheirPants
Why does mine make me take a picture and not do it live?
buckbuckbuckybuck
I know the iOS app does live (but it's not great, so you can opt into a photo). Dunno about Android, tho.
RainbowRocket
You need to download the language for "offline use" to enable instant translation :-)
AllTheCoolKidsPeeTheirPants
Thank you!
chinarider1
When you go to the camera screen, there should be an eye icon on the bottom. Tap it and it should say 'instant on'. It should work then.
chinarider1
Otherwise, unless you haven't downloaded the language, you might have an older version of the app
dogm0m
it has an app! :D
bomboy23
I swore by it while in Mexico
nnugles
Did you type in an English swear word, click translate, and then wave your phone at people emphatically. Bc that's what I'm imagining
llenox
Half of me wants to download it and use it on my tattoo but the other half doesn't want to know what it says if it's wrong.. lol