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EternalSunshineofthePotlessMind
#48 I imagine this is the valentine Scarlett Johanson gave to Colin Jost
joeyvelour
JalexanderUK
#36 how?
BillyButchersCLINT
#20 heading back to the bar after having a piss in a wetherspoons
chaosundivided
#3 cool. cool cool. now do "to the store manager, the petite and sexy one. (...) when I can come in the shop and look at your boobs. XOXO"
datphone777365
#1 but bare minimum is the agreed upon contractually agreed amount, dont fall for the 110% work/effort for 100% pay/compensation bullshit!
kelinna
#43 What kind of helicopter parenting is this shit?
xXxSTEVOxXx
I want ALL the super bowl memes and this didnt disappoint. +1
bril350
Guess that grandpa is staying put!
initforthespecs
OF COURSE MARTHA SHOWED UP FOR HER BOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIII
wopoetry
#45 I have a memory of a story on Reddit about a manager that claimed he had COVID-19 with sick leave, turned out he was in such a show.
Sproutbeans
Good ol' Creamy
AuthenticEunuchHorn
Good ol' Creamy Sproutbeans - a winning combination.
AsAnItalianItsDifficultTalkingOnTheWebCauseIcantUseMyHands
Was someone eating a pizza while taking a bath?? But.. WHY??
ThrowAwayAcct0000
Why not? Some days you can't be bothered to get out of the tub.
invisibulman
#2 this is fucking creepy.
alwaysupvotefuturama
#50 sigh.. *unzips*
SoMuchPooPooSon
#6 I want to know what he's been talking about.
ontarioOT
#27 - I didn't know most of those words because they were the clean / censored versions.
dergage
Yeah, when he said "it's the legendary d-r-e" I was like, that's not what he says.
Browndogdown
I thought Kendrick's "I'm on one, homie you on one, but if god got us" was pretty clever. Still gets the point across and it's catchy.
TheDreadPirateBoberts
the days do indeed start comin' and they don't stop comin'
shimmerkitten
#4 urgh. My partner's mum does this all the time. "oh I don't know what I'm doing this week, nobody tells me anything" drives me up the wall
LaffertyDanie1
#35 either way the world's largest rat is the chuck e cheese mascot so they double fucked up
OneOfTheEnemiesWithin
#8 what happened to cause the upside down 50 Cent memes? I can’t seem to find the answer anywhere.
SnailsAgainstTungstenSpheres
He was hanging upside down durint the halftime show like he did in the music video
PieAndPunch
He was literally hanging upside down in the show lol. It was a reference to the "In Da Club" music video
casbott
#30 #31 #32 ultimate power play, take the job and either a) do a ready crap job, or b) do a presentation on how they try to exploit workers.
trigonman3
I guess you missed the point that there was no job, they were trying to trick her into doing the entire event with no pay as a "screening" for that non-existent job.
graceinsheepsclothing
#6 con man
Uskaanax
#9 why is it dated 12/02/22?
astromoondoggie
When it’s a check for that much, you gotta post-date it to give yourself some time
onehearttwobreaks
Day/month/year
Mithi
Because only the USA has this month/day/year nonsense. All sane persons use day/month/year or year/month/day
TomBrokaw
Euro date format is day/month/year
Vorphalack
The UK writes dates as day/month/year
YouThinkThatsBad
#6 just finished watching this. That’s crazy. And he’s still a free man ?
TomBrokaw
what/who is it?
Plifplafpluff
Simon leviev aka tinder swindler
somnif
https://www.sfgate.com/streaming/article/netflix-doc-tinder-swindler-Simon-Leviev-16847986.php This guy, apparently
USKillbotics
I can't understand why all these comments aren't about the possibility of losing all limbs during childbirth.
RunanD
¹The average person has no idea how dangerous childbirth is. 17/100,000 births end in a death. That doesn't include this quadamputee woman
USKillbotics
I think the average person *does* know about possible death. But the average person probably does not know about losing all your limbs.
RunanD
²or all the people that pull through from internal hemmoraging or infections that leave permanent damage. Of all the things an average human
RunanD
³human dies, childbirth is one of the worst. And it's getting worse. Maternity death is climbing, not getting better. And with access to
RunanD
does*
RunanD
⁴abortion being gated through layers of beurocracy, we are going to see it raise even higher.
Bridgiebird
#43 my mother was a red head. Neither myself or my siblings are but I wonder what the odd are my next child being one. Anyone know?
phukerstone
a bit.
efelliot
My grandmother had red hair. Neither of my parents do, but my blond brother has a red beard when he grows it out ??♀️
a2s2020
The gene is recessive. Both parents have to have redheads in their families. Then it's a dice roll. 1/4 maybe?
MurderousCoat
Hair color genes last for ages. If your partner has/had a red head in their family line then it's 1/4. If not, not happening.
Bridgiebird
Nope, no red heads in my husband's side
MurderousCoat
Bear in mind I mean if even his great, great, great grandparents (32 people) had red hair it's still in the genes and thus 1/4 chance.
Bridgiebird
Oh crap, really?
MurderousCoat
Yep, really. Like I said, hair genes stick around for a while. It also leads to people freaking out about being cheated on when 1/2
Bridgiebird
I'm cool with it. I think ginger hair is gorgeous