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Ignore the typo! It's the proof copy! Sorry :)
Apr 12, 2016 1:54 PM
ChloeCuteGirl
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natecow
"Ah, so you have a sister..." -Vader probably.
Beverlyhillscopisonrightnow
You all make me cringe. See a decent looking girl and you all talk with your cocks. Shameless book promotion is not something I want to see.
AwkwardSmiler
I am not the least bit attractive, I can only hope you thirsty fucks give me the same attention when I post about my upcoming book.
antillesw
Looks like crap YA book. Pass.
tommyboo
I read books all the time. Don't usually stick pictures of myself on the cover though. Might start doing that, you know, to assert dominance
bi11ionaire
their their their their their their
AggravatedWookie
Aspiring writer here. Congrats!
PitbullsPublicist
Lurking for 3 years, time to use imgur as promotional platform.
theyjustcallmeD
that's a lot of 'their's
Gak44
This post is about a book I wrote. First thing, my selfie. Third thing, the name of the book.
OhLookAnotherGirlWhoringForAttention
thanks for cropping your boobs out for the book shot and opting to show them for post instead.
SomethingOffensive
I thought promoting was against Imgur's TOS
PersonalityFire
http://imgur.com/YBFc1EQ
DrunkenWeasel
I feel like you said their too many times in the synopsis. Maybe add alittle variety?
therebutnotreallythere
My mind just blanked after reading so many "their"s all in one paragraph
therebutnotreallythere
But props on writing a book and all the tedious editing and reediting and communication that goes into something as big as this!!!
xRoyalWolfx
Durord
CthuluIsMyHomie
a selfie and a shameless plug for your book? but cute, so look at all those points. We're not hypocrites at all, imgurians.
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CthuluIsMyHomie
Touché
Cletus101
"First book"... I like your optimism
enuk76
Their their their their their - is the book about them?
Beverlyhillscopisonrightnow
I hate it. Downvote.
mycatToastwasafatasshole
That back cover description gives us nothing to really work with. Is this a child's book?
ChloeCuteGirl
YA definitely not children's
HoboHumpinSloboBabe
As an avid reader, the plot sounds thin and typical. Speaking of typical, if it was a neckbeard with the same book, he was have died in US.
Cheesys0cks
Eugh, I hate people who put that they were a lurker in their post. What do you want? Some sort of medal?
ludicrusspeed
AurorA, the laymen's guide to easing into anal by Chloecutegirl
NotCreativeEnoughToThinkOfSomethingOriginal
Triangle UROR Triangle
bubup
Now that's a tune we can all sing to.
ronkooby
I like your style
GoCorral
Is it Aurora, Uror, or Durord?
Camelspotting
I was going to go with deltaurordelta
Onzid
Wait for the pop-up version.
CaptainnTurk
That sounds like a book that I would purchase with my hard earned money.
MethGasolinePissLemonade
ImTheGoddamnBatwoman
@op, I know you're talking about the 'artist' typo, but there should also be a comma after 'family' in the last sentence.
iamthehitch
Also.."driven by 'the' desire to find their.." is how you want it to read op. Cheers.
ChloeCuteGirl
Thank you :) I appreciate it! Hopefully they caught that already lol!
ImTheGoddamnBatwoman
Absolutely. Best of luck with your book. You definitely deserve to be proud of your accomplishment!
PwnageHobo
Imgur only hates ugly selfies
ninmonkey
Or if it's from a hospital
FLAMINGOWINECUP
Ignore the stupid comments, this is an achievement to be proud about! Congrats!!
ChloeCuteGirl
You're very kind! Thank you for the support!
MrFuzzer
The ISBN dosent even exsist.
MrFuzzer
You should put it on Goodreads. Would you care to describe it? I'm a bit confused that the name is Aurora and the pic is a Nebula
ChloeCuteGirl
The isbn has been temp removed but will be back in a couple days. Aurora is the name of a project not the aurora boriealis :)
MrFuzzer
Okay, ill keep an eye open.
NegativeX16
...what's an artisit?
ObamasBigBlackCaucus
Not quite a mop, and not quite a puppet... but man...
Nineteenletterslong
isit what?
prattleassassin
It's a little bit like a matta.
NegativeX16
I know what it's like to be left hanging so... what's a matta?
prattleassassin
obligatory "nothing; what'sa matta with you?" & thanks much
popejubal
Delta is the letter D. You named your book DurorD.
Astrosaur
Phew I´m not the only one which saw a Delta.
BrownTango
DurorD - SDndstorm
Autocorrected
This. I can't unsee it.
CarobTreeB
Maybe she loves the D
4ng3
I love you popejubalphal
GraAnoisAgusGoDeo
Way to give away the plot.
SDOMO
"I'm hot. Look at my selfie, check my user name, and buy my book." ~ Chloe Curtis, probably.
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SDOMO
I wasn't jealous. Please stop super-imposing your insecurities and feelings upon others, it doesn't go over well in translation.
pennyjar
*stands up and begins slow clap*
misssadventure
I read that in Dr. Phil's voice
Ravenuser
Is that (also) a backhand compliment?
BearsBeetsBananas
How you gonna favorite your own post?
nsakic
So what? Good on her for finishing her book, an achievement in its own right. She looks great promoting her work!
Jacobvm
9/10 would bang
KristusApollo
So?
EndlessV3rtigo
Spot on, good sir.
OuroborosX
Don't judge a book by it's author photo.
clutchthepearls
"Ok" - all the lonely imgurians probably
SDOMO
I'm not at all lonely, but I still enjoy the views IMGUR provides sometimes.
LarfleezePlz
Buckbeak1486
I'm glad there's someone else who knows about that adorable greedy Goat!
AgainstMethod
Seems to have done fine.
LarfleezePlz
That's rught
ChloeCuteGirl
Shh I'm trying to work the system haha jk but I still think it's funny
BoomerKeith
How did you self publish? (message me if you don't mind)
TheOneThatGotBanned
that is why we have the system...
gamer2k4
Self-published, huh? Any excerpts or anything to give us a reason to buy it besides this Imgur post?
ChloeCuteGirl
Just my witty banter and love of lurking ;)
Beverlyhillscopisonrightnow
Wow, this comment proves you don't come here often.
gamer2k4
I see.
ChloeCuteGirl
I hope you like it if you decide to check it out though! I will be posting sneak previews of chapter art each week starting soon!
MethGasolinePissLemonade
Glad you like lurking, let's see how you enjoy me lurking on you now.
ChloeCuteGirl
I'm afraid there's not much to see
RuffledHoneyPassum
The down vote fairies are out in a force on this post 0.0
bubup
The system works :) Anybody ever asked you out on imgur?
damspam
fucking BARF.
ChloeCuteGirl
Well considering I'm married and this is my first post no :)
SirsSir
LIAR not your first post! who is GIGI?!!! you tell me now
ChloeCuteGirl
That's my kitty! She's super sweet!
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ChloeCuteGirl
That is actually the post I put up when I first got the app! I wasn't even sure if it worked until today haha
dduncan55330
"So are you single?" - SoggyMerkin, probably
bubup
Haha not probably, definitely. Too bad imgur will never be the dating cite it has the potential to be.
bubup
Good luck in your marriage, but if it goes south, don't be afraid to call on soggy merkin ????
ADreamByAnyOtherName
Smooth as fuck.
ChloeCuteGirl
I'll keep you in mind!
SirCuhljerk
Classic SoggyMerkin lmaoooooooo