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A little annoyed by this. Although my wife and her are close in due dates. She is having a baby of the opposite sex and already has a different name picked for their kid. Meaning this is a name she could never be able to use.
H0kusP0kus
if it doesn't bother you keep the name if she is bothered by it she can choose another
jwoytk01
Who's having the baby first? Can't do much if you get to name your kid before her.
IDanceToDisneySongs
My first daughter has the same name as one of my half sisters cat. She told me that and my thought was.. Cat is gonna die soon. Cat is dead.
ohlonelyme
simple rule, your kid you name them, fuck anyone else(if your are in arkansas you can include your sister)
HerrBisch
Never tell people what you're planning to name a baby.
NicoleDanielle
Is it Charlie? I’d fight for that name.
DreamCatcher01
When I picked the name for my last kid my cousin threw a fit because it was her daughter's name. I named my daughter that anyway.
DarkGnosis
It's the nickname? so it is: "I'm not going to use that name, but you still can't have it because it's my backup"
DiceyBusiness
Because you're obliged to do what she tells you guys amirite?
DeathAnGravity
OK, it's a unisex nickname for a baby boys name. Common igmur, start your guesses!
HandsomePenguin
First come first serve
officialgifpolice
A have a niece named Veronica, she's 11 and likes to be called E-Ron, or Ronnie. Also my parents called me Rubbery because of the way I swam
flopsweat28
And when you got loud you were SHRubbery
SexuallyImpotentTyrannosaur
Nickname is a weak ass argument.
MrDuckie
Cousin is Jennifer, sdo my mom didn't name me Jenny...but if you ever call her anything other than her full name she will flip shit.
muffinbrownrulz360
I'm currently pregnant. We aren't telling anyone the name because of this kind of horse shit. Choose the name you like! It's your baby!!
NicoleDanielle
My cousin named her baby Nicole. I am Nicole. Thus I became “Big Nicole”. Shit happens.
wakkawakkabeepboop
Urgh I hated this !! I’ve ended up ‘big Emma’ twice , just coz I was taller only (school classes & work)
MegHansureisshort
I have an evil step sister with the same name. We call her big Megan and she hates it. I’m little Meghan. 10 years and it’s still not old.
letuswatchtvinpeace
You just learned the 1st lesson of naming your baby - don't tell anyone until it is done
KeezieWeezie
Yep. I’m not telling anybody ‘til mine pops out. My students beg me everyday to tell them what I’m going to name him
toooldtoknownewness
Is it Seven?
Zahnradfee
Why would it be Seven? How would that work? Who is Seven (besides Seven of Nine)?
GiftedMagnet
Soda is beautiful too
squip
“I get to pick my babies name and I get veto power over yours because reasons.”
squip
*baby’s
Jaco927
Name the kid Seven before they can!
Zahnradfee
Seven of Nine?
itsprollyfine
What's the name?
DiceyBusiness
https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/500x/43078454/a-man-needs-a-name.jpg
ImMrLiteral
In the words of rage against the machine: "Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!"
GameSin
Say you appreciate the feedback on the name, but if she ever tried to tell you what to do again you'll turn her asshole inside out.
flopsweat28
evarin88
Never share names until it's on the birth certificate because of petty bullshit like this.
LeagueOfExtraordinaryOwlbearnians
We have a name picked, but we are keeping it to ourselves until she is born. It's no one elses business
mydadhasaharrypotter
Yes! People will share their opinions before the baby comes out. They’ll likely keep opinions to themselves if the baby is born and named!
zmbbb
This. Since when is the unborn baby's name something that's discussed outside the parents?! We didn't tell people until after they were born
camelfam4
Yes!!! Never share names until the baby is born. Someone always makes a stupid comment regarding any name you choose before hand.
pillagebeforeyouburn
Bf and I have been telling our family terrible fake names for months and keeping the real ideas to ourselves.
Fireguy97
Best decision ever!
ohmoira
Your sister-in-law needs a new nickname.
usrid004
Cunt?
DiceyBusiness
Mistruths
Nah, she hasn't the warmth or the depth.
usrid004
Ha!
antiparticle
Bitch?
Mistruths
That's offensive to dogs.
Dionysus187
fuck head. disgusting whore. Asshole. Dickface. shitdick. Smelly hole. dumpster fire behind a red lobster. expired womb. mayor of whoreville
MoroccanInHalifax
Fuck her, do you.
WiggleMyDick
TheHawkRules
If he fucks her, then the unborn child will happen and they’ll lose the name.
Stuebydoo
Yep this, got nothing to do with her, shouldn't have even included her in it
IDontKnowTHIRDBASE
For a second I thought yoda was asking if this guy fucked his sister-in-law
KatetDeFibonacci
Do you fuck her?
CrazyCanuck150
Wait ... do what now? Fuck the sister or masturbate?
BillieJoeLondon
Fuck marry kill, family edition
dirkmcdirk
faptasticvoyage
She's probably loose enough to do both at the same time.
04FoxSake
Yes.
Seggs
Disrsgard the selfish sister, act as you prefer
Bob570
Don't do that, that will probably ruin your marriage.
Greatdogmom
Is nobody gonna ask what the name was?
grumpychameleon
Accidencio De Conceoptión
flopsweat28
Charlie. I guaran-flippin-tee it.
MadStach
Bertrude or Regretta.
MerToo
Aimeee Sharleeen Laquisha Aiden-Brayden-Braxton-Paxton-Peyton McTrailertrashia the 2nd.
Ruhig
Brimbleton Grephstoffoles
sureasyourebornyourenevergoingtoseenounicorn
Yeah @op, what are the names? We want to know
lnboxMeYourPUGS
Alex.
TheeRealDuke
J[acks]on or [Bray]den type names? Or something old man like Walter?
1414145691
Just name your little shit whatever you want and people can deal with it
BatmanAndCradleRobin
@OP just name it "little shit"
1414145691
anyone here remember being a kid and being pissed off at kids that had the same name as you? didn't think so
Leroni
Personally I actually did have issues being in the same class but that was more because everytime the teacher said there name I jumped 1/2
Leroni
a bit when they said it. 2/2
threecheersforsweetrevenge
My childhood bff and I became friends because we share a name
Mistruths
Oh, hello demonspawnling.
Maradon3305
Name your child whatever you like; nicknames rarely stick
morelikeconsham
I didn't know how to spell my real name when I was little. I was always called by my nickname.
leelbl
48 yo here: The only place I use my given name is work. It is funny when in public my sister says "Hey, Lady".. Half the store turns around.
dijital101
T-BONE!!!!
NoBeardTheIrate
My sister and I both ended up with the nicknames as our main names. We only got the full versions "to look good on a diploma" says my dad.
celerem
Idk, my brother has been 'simba' everywhere he goes since he was 2
UhhuhSpaceRunner
I mean, out of around forty of my relatives two use their real names...teachers in school even used my nickname
MrPoodle
Was given the nickname Poodle in high school and most people still only know me as Poodle. I convinced my friend's mom the its my real name.
WeirdStealth
Depends on the nickname, the family nicknames for me and my sister are boy and girl, and since middle school, my nickname is my last name.
threecheersforsweetrevenge
I've had the same nickname my entire life
apocalypsemeoww
My parents still call me Lisa-peesa-pooh (spelled like winny the pooh but we all know what they mean...)
threecheersforsweetrevenge
Manny or Manny-pooh for me.
HorrendousSpaceKablooie
Bughead.
Lunazaak
Nope, been nicknamed eekie beekie boo since i was born, still get called that. My name's Jessica. No idea how they got that. Even have ...
rza33boo
I'm a Jessica too and mine is boo boo bear since birth!
pinkcarnation
I’m a Jessica, but I haven’t been called that since 3rd grade. Everyone calls me Jaz.
Lunazaak
Jaz? How?
pinkcarnation
It’s a long story that includes my parents love of travel, especially in the Philippines, and my school having a classroom with 4 Jessicas.
Lunazaak
Oh wow! That sounds really exciting and interesting though! Do you like the nickname?
foxtale11
Also Jessica I got Jedthree from my sister. I'm the fourth kid ...
Lunazaak
Jedthree? Like jedi number 3? :D
foxtale11
Yup minus the I in jedi
Lunazaak
My own song. Lol
nitroghost
what's the song :D
Lunazaak
Not sure if it'll make sense without knowing the tune, but it's simple.
Lunazaak
Eekie beekie boo, good morning to you! The sun is shining,& so should you! Context: ever since 5yo i would sleep 12ish hrs. Song made..
Lunazaak
Getting me up sooner than that easier.
MantisTobogganPilotMD
let the babies fight for the name
PapaNurgleLovesYou
pauli133
Dracosi
mech fight MECH FIGHT
xythatoneguyyx
Duh
JojaColaTastesLikeDirt
There can only be one
GoddammitMrNoodle
Let's get ready to rumble!
CaptainRaymondHolt
michonnedisapproves
Can only pay for one tuition. Begin
Paramike
Let the babies hit the floor
ZookeepinitReal
ilovecake
cyno01
Spartan baby challenge!
BemusedPenguin
"Make it fast..." *drops snapped pool que*
MantisTobogganPilotMD
Such a Joker
NinjaGrizzlyBear
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/757/498/89c.gif
SillyJack
interesting... https://media.giphy.com/media/IhXeLqwF0Iy88/giphy.gif
ohmoira
Potetgull92
TheLavabenderGuy
Tv ! It knows what I like.
NeelboBaggins
What is this from?
Wrathchicken
Gravity Falls, mate.
NeelboBaggins
'Preciate ya. Haven't seen that show.
Wrathchicken
If you find the time or the urge, highly recommend it. I have it paused in the background as I type this (watching it for the second time).
sackofmeat
The THUNDERPLAYPEN ...two babies enter, one baby leaves.
Ruhig
The other baby has to remain in the playpen, wallowing in shame, and likely a full diaper.
Cloviz
Whose champ?
Daggaroth
There can be only one babylander
GetMeAReubenSandwich
SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!
ItisaNoContext
BE THERE! BE THERE! BE THEREEEEE!
bassclarinetl2
GENERAL ADMISSION STILL JUST 5 DOLLARS
TheGirlInTheFireplace
SPACE IS LIMITED SO RESERVE YOUR SEATS NOOOOOOWWWW!!!