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Dead? Nope. Acting!
Jul 10, 2017 10:13 AM
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boneroni
Hyenas are such shits. Just let the cheetah eat what she caught!
simonsnotapie
no one going to mention the wheelie this dude pops on the way out?
SomeWeirdGuyOnTheInternet
Hyenas are fucking chubs.
flgonzo
Bamboozled again!!
blackbenetavo
Dedication to your strategy. Hyena is straight chewing on its tender bits and it keeps up the act.
OlaphOfTheNorth
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNP
holdmybeer
BRRRAAAAAPPPPP
Dpq22Fit
Ha ha! It is I Savannah Doggo! You been bamboozled!
CNNBRFIINF
I know it's nature and all but hate seeing cheetahs have their prize stolen by scavengers like hyenas after all their hard work. At least
CNNBRFIINF
the hyena wasn't rewarded. The success rate of catching one is low and it takes so much energy. I wish the cheetah had been able to eat it
IfICouldHaveMoreCharactersICouldHaveABetterUsername
Nope. Chuck Testa.
lenomdeplume
Hyenas remind me of an imaginary, miniature, carnivorous giraffe.
StatmanIbrahimovic
Their necks are huge
fireinbloom
I've always had an intense distain for hyenas.
GrundleFondler
Hyenas look so strange running with their stiff necks
Jaybeck08
-Did we order our food to go? -No. Why Ed? -Cause there it goes!
27yoUGLYvirgin
I just watched this movie for the first time with my GF last night! I understand this reference!
Caveman3A
PhilipJFryy
Most underrated comment award.
MirielBjartskular
Make mine a "cub" sandwich
d3cad3nce
PastaNoose70
Not today fucker!!
BerwynBrewyn
THANK YOOOO!!
rufflePlayer
It's a world of pretenders ::: the sly ones pull it off
Synt3xf
Use the same tactic in the club
Remember6aby
nope, Chuck Testa
satansexwifey
Runs straight into a lion-
shreddedking
worth it to see the look on hyenas face
Pheralg
it would just laugh it off
Buckbeak1486
Not going to lie, that would be hilarious!
MrCoolGuy
Why would you lie about that?
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
The vegans are watching...
FinestMemeLurker
My god they're evolving!
disinfectantrum
Why didn't the cheetah bitchslap that motherfucker and send him packing?
Dillonnnyousonofabitch
Patr0591
Is that a hyena with that cheetah?
B0nerjams03
WalrusDongle
Probably some of the most fitting reaction gifs ever
milad666
He was the slowest once, he probably dead after being the slowest again.
UndercoverDuck15
He might have better luck if he doesn't have to compete against the fastest land - animal in the world.
kypp
But I never touched him?
Boatsntoes
I think his dick got chewed on.
TheShoulderTornado
Looks like a female to me
Boatsntoes
Well yeah, but either way it bit in the soft bits.
Madridest4ever
I hate hyenas ,they don't work for their food they wait for someone else to get food then they go and take it.
Yourmuffinfuckingsucks
That isn't true. Lions are more likely to scavenge. Hyenas are some of the best predators in Africa.
disinfectantrum
Why do the predators let them? Aren't they better at killing?
tornbetweenscyllaandcovfefe
Because they're lying.
MyBigMouth
Why is it every time a hunter animal takes down its prey, it's straight for bollocks?
kholli
It's the softest spot, easier to open the body from there.
ThreeHeavy
Hyenas won't feast on it there. They'll drag it back to the den/female in charge. It's easier to pull from the rear.
Lesurous
Sure you can kill it instantly, or you could just make its life not worth living. Same result.
pmichaelkelley
Its the gut. One bite and they are in to all the tasty bits. They dont have to waste time with thick muscles or a rib cage.
pmichaelkelley
Plus once it is disemboweled it isnt going anywhere fast.
ZimGenzko
Big cats usually have a killing bite/ throttle their prey. Hyenas and wild dogs don't they just tear it open and feast.
DixieNormis117
The haunches usually have some of the best meat
UltraBooster
Suck my hunch meat
TheShadowsLengthen
It's a weak point of the skin, were it is the thinnest. Also, there are already premade holes; less efforts required ! Thanks, evolution !
hakunamatatas
When you field dress animals, most of the time you start there. Or at least I always have. It is almost like a "seam" for the whole body.
Jomini001
Soft underbelly is easiest way to get to all those sweet, vitamin rich, organs.
SuddenRealizationOfTheTinglySensationInYourMouth
Do you want to tear your way through a rib cage or spine first or a soft belly .
afriendinneedsafriendindeedafriendwithmemesisbetter
Throat seems ideal.
SuddenRealizationOfTheTinglySensationInYourMouth
They go for the throat to down an animal. Once it is down belly time.
adadsupreme
0% delicious meat. Start at the underbelly and work your way to the haunches.