Useful! You're welcome!

Oct 27, 2013 1:44 PM

mvandrei

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Let's hope they have patented this already, because you know; inb4 iBandage

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

this looks advertisey. very advertisey.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

even with instructions i would still find a way to mess this up

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

--Overly Manly Man. Don't use one. Let it clot.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I just use sellotape and bog roll.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9/10 would just put the whole thing on anyway using the wrapping method

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How are you supposed to tear those perforations when it's all sticky?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why are we not funding this?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

5000 like bandage box instructions. I better go check my bathroom to see what I can get to the frontpage.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

IT'S STITCHES OR NOTHING

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Doesn't Band-Aid have something like this?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And then you get a cut on your finger joint.

12 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

As someone who gets cut alot... Wrap a bandaid around it and suck it up.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

top thanks OP :)

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No. I want someone to fill my cracks with love. I've been told it's more calming

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I ain't got time to bleed

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What about burnt areas?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cool

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Suddenly, sticky triangular stuff all over the house.

12 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

GENIUS!

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

But does it blend?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ain't nobody got time for that.

12 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 2

Who fucks themselves up so often that they need a bandaid guide? Shit man don't play in blackberry bushes.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You forgot the part about it being available in a bunch of different skin tones! Yay non-white specific bandaids :)

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a whitey, "flesh" colored never matched me either.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

how is it useful if we dont know where to get it

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Should be tear-able before you remove it from the sheet.

12 years ago | Likes 72 Dislikes 0

genius!

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Thanks!

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

But where does the chopstick go?

12 years ago | Likes 253 Dislikes 4

iunderstoodthatreference.yay

12 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 2

Hahaha I understood le reference! xDDD give it a fuckin rest already

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

?1

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

I fear this company won't make much money because somebody else already invented scissors

12 years ago | Likes 526 Dislikes 16

People are lazy.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I actually thought this was a guide on how to cut your bandaid for these functions

12 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

aint nobody got time for that shit

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Don't fear. Americans are lazy.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Eh, people buy preformed cookie dough.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I fear the company who owns the patents for this is waiting (for no reason other than profit) to release such magnificence to the public.

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

You trying cutting the adhesive part of a bandaid!

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

At first I agreed with you, but then I remembered water comes free from the tap, but people buy bottled "drinking" water.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i fear you are underestimating the laziness of peoples

12 years ago | Likes 89 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I mean, just look at sliced bread.

12 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

This is clearly the best thing since sliced bread.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But not everyone carries them around with them just in case they need to cut some plasters to fit.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

But they carry around the plasters?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

yup, i pretty much carry a pharmacy in my rucksack, plasters are pretty common in handbags and also if you go walking, biking etc

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Plasters? Rucksack? Where in the world are you?

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Umn... I'm British :)

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just like how perforated paper never caught on, yeah?

12 years ago | Likes 161 Dislikes 4

I dunno what that is.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Any paper with perforations to make it easy to tear. You probably use it almost on a daily basis in one form or another.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh, toilet paper!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Exactly.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0