Oct 27, 2013 1:44 PM
mvandrei
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REV076
Let's hope they have patented this already, because you know; inb4 iBandage
NineByNine
this looks advertisey. very advertisey.
ItsNotAPartyWithoutSTREAMERS
isthischristianmingle
even with instructions i would still find a way to mess this up
PrfctDrk
--Overly Manly Man. Don't use one. Let it clot.
shtumf
I just use sellotape and bog roll.
BecauseCanadian
9/10 would just put the whole thing on anyway using the wrapping method
TheKnowing1
How are you supposed to tear those perforations when it's all sticky?
KirbyForce1
Why are we not funding this?
Grungeking
5000 like bandage box instructions. I better go check my bathroom to see what I can get to the frontpage.
loveisallwereallyhave
IT'S STITCHES OR NOTHING
newatlas
Doesn't Band-Aid have something like this?
Mimikooh
And then you get a cut on your finger joint.
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
As someone who gets cut alot... Wrap a bandaid around it and suck it up.
VintageCrazy
top thanks OP :)
CatatonicCat
No. I want someone to fill my cracks with love. I've been told it's more calming
Zizipooh
I ain't got time to bleed
JCrashB
What about burnt areas?
DanLatt
http://imgur.com/4So0p1S
IMNoob
Cool
BubberFantasyonline
Suddenly, sticky triangular stuff all over the house.
Methadones
GENIUS!
DaMilkMan
But does it blend?
dancotill
Ain't nobody got time for that.
guminski
Who fucks themselves up so often that they need a bandaid guide? Shit man don't play in blackberry bushes.
lovekats
You forgot the part about it being available in a bunch of different skin tones! Yay non-white specific bandaids :)
mytchickeni
As a whitey, "flesh" colored never matched me either.
silvermoonlight
how is it useful if we dont know where to get it
savoreverysecond
Should be tear-able before you remove it from the sheet.
nowsaymyname
genius!
Thanks!
MikeI1015
But where does the chopstick go?
WingedPCofRa
iunderstoodthatreference.yay
Citragon
Hahaha I understood le reference! xDDD give it a fuckin rest already
VitaMark
?1
apathist
I fear this company won't make much money because somebody else already invented scissors
bridgebrain
People are lazy.
matako
I actually thought this was a guide on how to cut your bandaid for these functions
Tkaz
aint nobody got time for that shit
thisisnotmyusernamethisisjustatribute
Don't fear. Americans are lazy.
Switch408
Eh, people buy preformed cookie dough.
interuptingcow
I fear the company who owns the patents for this is waiting (for no reason other than profit) to release such magnificence to the public.
fireun
You trying cutting the adhesive part of a bandaid!
narcoleptiKnickers
At first I agreed with you, but then I remembered water comes free from the tap, but people buy bottled "drinking" water.
irrelavent
i fear you are underestimating the laziness of peoples
AKUUUUUUUUUUUU
Yeah, I mean, just look at sliced bread.
paulec252
This is clearly the best thing since sliced bread.
jackandthebeanstalk
But not everyone carries them around with them just in case they need to cut some plasters to fit.
NotAmused1001
But they carry around the plasters?
yup, i pretty much carry a pharmacy in my rucksack, plasters are pretty common in handbags and also if you go walking, biking etc
Jalase
Plasters? Rucksack? Where in the world are you?
Umn... I'm British :)
isthisthereallifeorjustafantasea
Just like how perforated paper never caught on, yeah?
Dreggon
I dunno what that is.
Any paper with perforations to make it easy to tear. You probably use it almost on a daily basis in one form or another.
Oh, toilet paper!
Exactly.
REV076
Let's hope they have patented this already, because you know; inb4 iBandage
NineByNine
this looks advertisey. very advertisey.
ItsNotAPartyWithoutSTREAMERS
isthischristianmingle
even with instructions i would still find a way to mess this up
PrfctDrk
--Overly Manly Man. Don't use one. Let it clot.
shtumf
I just use sellotape and bog roll.
BecauseCanadian
9/10 would just put the whole thing on anyway using the wrapping method
TheKnowing1
How are you supposed to tear those perforations when it's all sticky?
KirbyForce1
Why are we not funding this?
Grungeking
5000 like bandage box instructions. I better go check my bathroom to see what I can get to the frontpage.
loveisallwereallyhave
IT'S STITCHES OR NOTHING
newatlas
Doesn't Band-Aid have something like this?
Mimikooh
And then you get a cut on your finger joint.
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
As someone who gets cut alot... Wrap a bandaid around it and suck it up.
VintageCrazy
top thanks OP :)
CatatonicCat
No. I want someone to fill my cracks with love. I've been told it's more calming
Zizipooh
I ain't got time to bleed
JCrashB
What about burnt areas?
DanLatt
http://imgur.com/4So0p1S
IMNoob
Cool
BubberFantasyonline
Suddenly, sticky triangular stuff all over the house.
Methadones
GENIUS!
DaMilkMan
But does it blend?
dancotill
Ain't nobody got time for that.
guminski
Who fucks themselves up so often that they need a bandaid guide? Shit man don't play in blackberry bushes.
lovekats
You forgot the part about it being available in a bunch of different skin tones! Yay non-white specific bandaids :)
mytchickeni
As a whitey, "flesh" colored never matched me either.
silvermoonlight
how is it useful if we dont know where to get it
savoreverysecond
Should be tear-able before you remove it from the sheet.
nowsaymyname
genius!
savoreverysecond
Thanks!
MikeI1015
But where does the chopstick go?
WingedPCofRa
iunderstoodthatreference.yay
Citragon
Hahaha I understood le reference! xDDD give it a fuckin rest already
VitaMark
apathist
I fear this company won't make much money because somebody else already invented scissors
bridgebrain
People are lazy.
matako
I actually thought this was a guide on how to cut your bandaid for these functions
Tkaz
aint nobody got time for that shit
thisisnotmyusernamethisisjustatribute
Don't fear. Americans are lazy.
Switch408
Eh, people buy preformed cookie dough.
interuptingcow
I fear the company who owns the patents for this is waiting (for no reason other than profit) to release such magnificence to the public.
fireun
You trying cutting the adhesive part of a bandaid!
narcoleptiKnickers
At first I agreed with you, but then I remembered water comes free from the tap, but people buy bottled "drinking" water.
irrelavent
i fear you are underestimating the laziness of peoples
AKUUUUUUUUUUUU
Yeah, I mean, just look at sliced bread.
paulec252
This is clearly the best thing since sliced bread.
jackandthebeanstalk
But not everyone carries them around with them just in case they need to cut some plasters to fit.
NotAmused1001
But they carry around the plasters?
jackandthebeanstalk
yup, i pretty much carry a pharmacy in my rucksack, plasters are pretty common in handbags and also if you go walking, biking etc
Jalase
Plasters? Rucksack? Where in the world are you?
jackandthebeanstalk
Umn... I'm British :)
isthisthereallifeorjustafantasea
Just like how perforated paper never caught on, yeah?
Dreggon
I dunno what that is.
isthisthereallifeorjustafantasea
Any paper with perforations to make it easy to tear. You probably use it almost on a daily basis in one form or another.
Dreggon
Oh, toilet paper!
isthisthereallifeorjustafantasea
Exactly.