So...My cousin's Facebook got hacked...

Real quick: my cousin sent me a friend request but the account seemed iffy, so I messaged her old account and she had no idea what I was talking about and I soon realized someone made a duplicate account and sent friend requests to everyone on her friends list. She doesn't know anyone named Matilda btw

My mom isn't Georgia and she has known my mom since before I was born so I knew for a fact it was a scammer.

I kept my cousin updated on the progress as I decided to have some fun with it. She doesn't have a son.

yea...she doesn't owe me anything and I work at a factory instead of selling cheap products for dough. But I decided to try and turn the tables.

I was starting to get a little more creative with my lies.

I honestly didn't think Facebook would actually turn what I put into a link.

The friend that sells fake dicks is actually true...

I figured at this point they were done with me.

But, while I waited I did some snooping and that fake account only had me and this guy as a friend at the start. For some reason they added me right after. I asked my cousin about it and it turns out this douche had been harassing her for months so it kinda got pissed and figured this was the guy.

I was wrong about them being done.

I think I was starting to get to them...

2 can play that game.

At this point I was trying to end it but they kept being persistent.

Subtly is key with this. And my cousin lives on the east coast. Of America.

Now I really wanted to make them rage quit.

I was starting to lose hope that I was getting under their skin.

I have to admit, this one made me laugh pretty hard.

Now I was tired of messaging them and decided to just go for the throat.

Their account was shortly deleted after this. I figure I won, or at the very least got some cheap entertainment. My cousin made her account private and I convinced her to go through her friends list and start deleting. I hope you had fun reading as I did writing. Time for bed. It's been a good day.

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