freechatwithpsychic
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How about yours?
Jun 7, 2017 8:49 AM
freechatwithpsychic
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217
How about yours?
LampshadeShoe
The girl's stir-fry has quite a bit of fungus..
Calasin
OYSTERS , CLAMS AND COCKELS!
Adamisonecoolguy
it gets between 40-45C during the summer when you live in dubai.
SalvadorBro
Why does she have 4 clams? Oh is that one of them apache attack helecoptero's
pronoun
Thailand. Start pouring sweat immediately after exiting the shower.
P0kEy
Live in the rust belt where fumes and coal mines have deteriorated our atmosphere. So it hasn't hit 80 yet in June, but it did in March!
Corele
Shut up ! The dry season is beginning in Congo !
KeaneN
That's everyday Thailand right there
blackguard89
Fry yer sausage and yer clam weather?
TheClawChoosesWhoShallGo
Florida has been pretty toasty. Though those tropical remnants in the Gulf are solving our drought problem quite nicely!
kurreglyre
A towel over the seat and a bungee cord to keep it from blowing away solves this problem for both riders.
ForSomeAbstractReason
Also a spray bottle of water will do it too. It doesn't even have to be cold water to immediately cool down any surface.
Onlyhereforthelaughs
Sausage fest and a Clam bake
poweroverwhelming87
Even the morning feels like afternoon....poached egg it is
SCP1504
Phoenix is a country? Since when!?
GeneTheAwkward
This is why I don't understand why black leather interiors are a "luxury." Freezing in the winter and burn exposed skin in the summer.
Zombraina
Because it's pretty to look at and it's expensive!
mavruda
Judging by the things I'm drawing and the fact it's raining I'm ashamed to think what I'd draw. ...
ItzDatSilver
Ive seen this before
INeedAnUserNameButNoneIsFree
helmets, where? :I
pareidoliaperson
"Lol that sausage looks like a di...oh I get now...!"
HaniiPuppy
The weather in my country?
MacGyverIsAnAcceptableRoleModelRight
Wet. Just wet.
DrHurg
Sauce?
MichiMikey
A comic that makes be both hungry AND horny? What a deal!
goldenmommy
Um, that sausage looks like a big..... oh wait a minute! I get it. Haha. Jam out with ya clam out!
blackmag3
But hey, you get to ride a motorcycle.
Falos
Thought it was a jet-ski. Which one would also want to ride, I guess.
blackmag3
Preferable in the heat, but not so useful for commuting.
Gayforbae
What's a couple of roasted testicles compared to that, huh?
Germankipp
Why I carry a towel to put on my seat
adamantos
At least you got that going for you. Which is nice.
TheJuanAnd0nly
Gotta have that silver lining!
Cynch
It took me a second
ObiWanShalomi
It's ok. Maybe you can donate the extra chromosome :)
peketu
I find it funnier out of context.
IamaWalrusInDisguise
It wasnt till I saw it for the first time drunk I got it
OutbreakAnon
Same. Almost didn't get it.
ThereIsntAnyCheeseInMyAss
But why does she have more than one clam?
Znayx
I had to read the top comment to get it. The one about the cold...
mnf8880
7 seconds :(
hahamadeyoucry
YodasLeftEar
she has 4 vaginas. i think. and 2 rings of red onion
GeneCode
took me 5 seconds
FrozenFoodGuy
Stared at it for a good minute before it hit me...
lightningfries
Y'all must live somewhere cold!
MeowMachine12
It took me about 10. I'm not a smart lady
4thesakeofpsyche
i did not count. Maybe possibly 11.4 seconds.
CantRunWorthaDamnKenyan
tonality
Scooters and flip flops is a *really* terrible idea. I wish I could say I didn't know that from experience, but...
Carefuler
Riding in shorts as well.
Biomeat
Welcome to Asia
ryry1237
Keep a newspaper or blanket over scooter. If they're already heated, then just ride with newspaper/blanket.
Bortus
I've only ever ridden without proper boots once. I came off at 20mph, and shredded the shit out of my new shoes. Also my foot, leg and hip.
tonality
Yep...sounds all too familiar. My hip actually hit first, right on one of those city-titty marker bumps. Thought that bruise would never go
justacap
Pix, or it didn't happen. cc: @tonality - I always like good reminders as to why PPE is a thing.
Bortus
All my scars are just weird faded patches that have no feeling.
justacap
I was hoping for blood and bone pix from back in the day. Horrific scars to impress young minds are nice too.
BattloidKouji
It's june and we had to turn the heat on last night. It's been raining for two weeks straight. What the hell is going on.
MixmasterX28
Where do you live?
BattloidKouji
CT. It's fairly unusual weather for June.
AngryBaboon
I live in CT too and can confirm. We've had days where it'd be 65F one day and the next 2 feet of snow.
KPopGirlKimi
The high was 103 today in tucson arizona...
textilelover
68F here in Maryland. Going to be in the 90's by the end of the week. But there's nothing wrong with the climate!!!
justacap
It was chill for a minute here, but we're with @OP. Hot as Satan's balls now.
BigDaddysMeatWagon
Minnesota, it's been hot. like real hot. We're supposed to be cold. I'm scared. Someone should hold me doncha know.
Magicflutefreddie
Boston area here. We should build an ark.
MeEmBot
Yeah I feel you there. Maryland here. It's been raining for weeks. Pants and sweatshirts are needed.
ClassyDcauseIlikesitclassy
I live in MD too. At this point I dress for the inside temperature.
MeEmBot
It seems the same in and out. My work has broken A.C. and it hasn't been too big of a deal yet
LunarApocalypse
Pajama Sam broke the weather machines.
skeletormccaig
Sounds like Toronto, Canada. Where's my summer?!?
StarryNightsInCanada
Sounds like Montreal too! Was outside last night and saw my breath. Wtf??
Assfullofbread
First nice day today in weeks, can't even mow my fucking yard because of all the rain we've had
shitypics
Southern California here... Can confirm. It's cold
skwint
What is going on is a conspiracy by the Chinese. They are intentionally modifying the weather to make us believe climate change is real.
LordNoodles
I think the helghast did that
chimneyspooper
England south-east?
Nomulus
Happening in Yorkshire too. The fuck is happening?
chimneyspooper
It was too good to last. It's like "ok you had enough of the sun for next 8 years"
BattloidKouji
New England.
5amburger
Stealing all of our names and just putting New in front of them!
theresgarlicinthatnebula
Yeah, what the hell is happening? Super mild winter, super cool summer. Are we now the pacific northwest?
Atalung
Kansas has been all over the board, it was a warmer spring, now it's a cooler summer (it's 79 today, normally 85+)
Bryanv95
Bring some of that cold over here to southern Cali! It was 106° yesterday
insaneinthemembrane001
As the PNW has hit 80 several times already this year. Also we had snow several times this winter. It has been weird.
laurenzollames
Live in Western Washington, can come firm
laurenzollames
Confirm* GDI
lordkickass
Northeast?
Boonzo
Down in Florida too. If it rains all night again we're expecting a flood.
BattloidKouji
Yup. New england.
HowCanUsernamesBeRealIfMirrorsArentReal
Same North of the border. First sunny day in weeks today.
RandomThingiesHere
Almost 90 next week in MA!
alwaysthebigspoonidontgiveafork
supposed to be in the 80's all next week though... classic NE.
boccs
If it's a comfort, the rain has been smacking us in the south too. NC and I have forgotten sunshine.
PwnageHobo
Nah, bro. It was 4°C here this morning. I'm Australian, so temps under 20° are considered "fucking freezing".
ZanarkandAbes
What am I supposed to do with this information?? These aren't Freedom Units!
RamenKitten
Anything above 18° C is too hot you dip (Portlandian here)
kuke554
I'm in America, so temps under 20° are literally freezing
SplashesinPuddles
Same here in Florida. It's only 27C today because of the rain we've had for the past week.
Whatyouregonnawannado
4°? Bro, that's shorts temperature here in norway.
BlncSL8
As a Canadian. Sounds like a good day to get to the beach.
blackmag3
in Canada, we like to keep it simple: -40 is fucking freezing, +40 is fucking roasting.
CheeseBelongsInTheKitten
Where do you live?! It's fucking freezing here at 18C, everyone freezing their asses off outside.
Bugleisthebomb
Fellow Melbournian?
PwnageHobo
Nah, mate Souf 'Straya, specifically a Whyallian
MOnte343
True
quicksilver1
Thank god. Fuck that hot Perthite weather.
bobbybob645
That and most of the world is in the beginning of summer
ImTasmanian
4 is beach weather, and I AM an Australian
PwnageHobo
Tassie
ImTasmanian
How did you know
idontevenknowsillymonkey
My ideal temp would be 21.5°/22°. This winter has definitely been abnormally cold and the windchill is making it worse.
idontevenknowsillymonkey
It has made me realize that I really don't have enough blankets in the house.
AniTheCrazy
I have an Australian friend, and I immediately thought of him absolutely refuting this comic if he were to see it lol
Snotgrot
Snowy mountains here. Temps over 10 are considered "Fucking hot!". Not freezing until the puddles stay solid all day
genitalfungus
laughingnorwegians.jpg
czme
Hahahaha, that's cute
ElbowdeepinElmo
Jeez, I get comfy below 15°. Glad I'm not in Australia.
whyiseverythingupsidedown
Aussie here. I'm comfy below 15°. Easier to put more clothes in if you're cold, you can only remove so much clothing before you get charged.
cupofwine
Canadian in Australia: I've never worn more layers than I have here in the winter. Where is the insulation?!
Kuroinoakuma
Depending on the age of the building, probably non-existent in homes older than ~40-50 years.
4cqker
This is entirely the truth - temps from 20 to 30 are perfect, 30 - 35 is 'a bit hot' and 35 to 40 is 'turn the fan on, probably no t-shirt'
Mickstah
Yessss!
DustyLightning
as a canadian, your "perfect" temps are ridiculously high, and 35+ would literally melt me alive.
osteopoppolulu
Pretty sure my blood would boil at 40°.. 20° = getting my tan on
owlest
is it dry or humind in australia?
4cqker
dry where I am, in the south - in the far north it's almost tropical.
voxinaudita
Freedomites: 0 is freezing, 35 is a summer day, and people like to keep houses at 25 ish.
mrread55
+1 for Freedomites
doomgerbil
As a Freedomite, I had to hop over to google to see that 25 is WAY too hot. My house stays 18-19 all year long, and it's fantastic. :D
svent
Yeah I think that's the actual standard.
goodguyC
You guys keep your houses at 25°? That's nuts... I prefer to keep mine closer to 20° (68°).
DafyddWillz
Whaaa?! As a Brit, I find <-5 to be freezing, -5~5 to be cold, 5~20 to be normal, 20~25 to be hot, >25 to be boiling and 18 to be room temp.
Flyingnun
My temp gauge as an Australian is that it isn't hot until it gets over 32. It is the over 40 days that really suck.
angrymanzerobar
Grew up in the Midwest. January was down in the -10° C, August was frequently up to 35°C. The temp, wasn't so bad. The humidity/wind was.
peanutbuttermashedpotatoes
You guys are crazy. Just moved and have had a couple of 35 days and I'm dying. I also like to keep the house at like 20
AreThoseMyPants
In Finland over 25'C in shade is officially classified as "helle", which roughly translates as "swelter".
teh0khardic
Last summer was bullshit even by our standards. 35 average, and then every couple weeks the weather would go full-on fuck you and hit 42+
alexcarrie
i'm from nz, and just moved to aus just in time for the recent summer.. fuck me dead, it was brutal
Nicodemusthefirst
Im Uncomfortable above 15 degrees
peanutbuttermashedpotatoes
Me too. I'm not used to these temps in Canada
bohemiancrabcity
Easy rough conversion: double the Celsius number and add 30. I use that when overseas, and it's a good rough conversion.
Choreopithecus
0's freezing, 10 is not, 20's warm, and 30's hot.
bohemiancrabcity
Never heard that, that's a good one.
DukeDarkwood
For those wanting more accuracy: C * 9 / 5 + 32 = F or (F - 32) * 5 / 9 = C
bohemiancrabcity
I normally use it for Central air settings and knowing what to wear outside. Rarely do I need it for less than freezing temps.
yowelcomedumbass
So 10 degree celsius is 50 retard units?
AreThoseMyPants
-15'C = 5'F, 10'C = 50'F, and 35'C = 95'F
svent
That one happens to be the one value that that rule of thumb works on exactly.
bohemiancrabcity
50 degrees Fahrenheit yes.
yowelcomedumbass
... Oh.
yowelcomedumbass
35 is bagdad temps in europe
DarkCrawler901
Lol 35. Literally never probably happened in my country. 20 is bikini weather here. (Finland)
NeutralBae
Can confirm. Irish people sunburn at =|= 20c. In Australia...we simply suffer.
Armored0Titan0
That's because Australians are Irishmen that've been left out in the sun too long.
valen00
Just remember if your in Australia how hot it is has nothing to do with getting burnt, cool cloudy summer day = loads of burnt tourists
PwnageHobo
That's because clouds do a shitty job at blocking UV