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Bulletproof glass
Sofa/ couch
Specialty metals
Misc old office stuff
Hard disk drives
A fridge
Sandalf
Oh, so that's where I dropped my hopes and dreams.
Pabloblibli
#5 is one hell of a tera-byte
Zixtank
Hm, so it WILL blend.
Aleanah
Hhnnnnggggghh
ThislsTheWay
where do all the shredded pieces go?
AdmiralAssPound
#2 FUCK YO COUCH
DontmindmeImjustwritingcomments
Shreddit
Foxhack
I remember seeing a very young Benicio del Toro falling to his death into one of these in a Bond movie. This makes it ten times worse.
jesuisgur
But can it shred itself ?!?
RyukTheRed
Dammit! I needed that couch... I've been sleeping on the floor for a year! Hold my beer-I'm goin' in!
SharktopusXIII
This gives me a destruction boner. A destructo-boner if you will
lonelysock
I will.
joboo
if you run it in reverse it's the best 3D printer ever.
Maximumerhamster
It even brought snacks!
XiliVortex
Why didn't anyone grab the snacks first?
MindBlowingFacts
What if you tried to shred... another shredder?
DispleasedLurker
I wonder... what would be able to withstand this kind of power.
BluPenguin
Tungsten Carbide rods, certain tool grade steels, some titanium alloys. Carbides may need HSS steel cores to support their brittle nature.
GagesFries
I try to watch these, but then I imagine my leg in there and I cringe.
FoxwiseBarber
Am i the only one who imagines that this thing makes the same munch munch om nom sound as the ticket counters at Chucky Cheese's?
joboo
I approve.
mak10z
PCLoadLetter... WTF does that mean? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QQdNbvSGok
Zer0th
Office Space! Great movie.
EmployedEnglishMajor
My thoughts exactly.
Batman1021
P..put your dick in it
nick224
Don't put your dick in it(do it)
thefriedshrimp
I pictured deadpool saying this
nick224
Who else would
aaronthebaron1
Every time I see these I cringe because I imagine someone tripping and falling in there.
HighestHorse
Same.. You could dance over it for a second and then you're violently killed..
ionlylooklikeimworking
This thing scares me so much. Like what if you fall in accidentally (I know it really really hard to do that) but this thing will not 1/2
ionlylooklikeimworking
Stop chewing you up. Just mercilessly grinding bits of you away slowly until you're slop at the bottom.
MartynMage
At least you'd die relatively quicky........
JohnMichels
Regarding relativity, this being at the "hot stove" end of the concept, I certainly wouldn't want to find out how quickly it's perceived...
mustardman69
Watch the movie "License to Kill". It's a Bond flick and this happens in it. Pretty gross looking.
swearty
damn nature, you scary
gravityholdingyoudown
i understand the gist
IHAVEAFUNNYUSERNAMEMATE
Crazy how nature do that
BlueishGreenWeber
I feel like that's not nature....
basedbroly
Man-made machine, man=nature
1123548524
Damn engineering, you scary
BlueishGreenWeber
I wish josh were here to see this perfect comment....
swearty
open your eyes man, nature is everywhere!!!
IStoleYoCookie
It sounded like something a stoner would say
hilhas1
Can someone explain what the F is going on with "specialty metals?"
Fiss
Possibly uranium.
TrustMeImABassist
That was a '80 band. The fire was the pyrotechnic effects.
ourdeerl0rd
Magnesium: creates a bright white light when reacted with oxygen, it's used in flares. Might be sodium or lithium though.
Pizzzzzza
the explody rock is scary
hilhas1
I know, right?
irritabletom
Science!
MartynMage
Not really sure, the YouTube video I pulled it from wasn't too helpful either :/ only called it specialty metals D:
SubzeroAK
No human bodies?
ThrowdaFischbach
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=http://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3D_W3xOpRsAtk&ved=0ahUKEwiQ64rY1LHLAhVQ_WMKHUkQAosQtwIIJ
somespazzoid
Yet
artemizer
Theres a few with dead cows and horses. NSFW/L obviously.
bluesuits
Cow crusher :)
GavinScreaming
I remember they put a cow through one on an episode of Dirty jobs
Snooj
Careful, someone's gonna link that one with the chicks.
nitodico
What?
Snooj
If you are brave, search for "baby chicks get instantly shredded" or something to that effect. You'll find it.
Xen300
Imagine falling in accidentally...
jesuisgur
I know of a guy who fell through an ice crusher (used to fill fishing boats with shredded ice)...
aBastardNoLonger
Always been one of my worst fears.
therecanbeonlyone2
Same
dietderpsy
Pray you would go head first.
Arkvoodle
What do you think was in the fridge?
IVlad
Harrison Ford.
MizzyBelle
An old dried up cucumber.
MartynMage
Realistically, shredding a human body would be a terrible way to dispose of it. The evidence would spatter all over..
gfiti
There is one out there with fish. :)
porrages
Who said anything about not wanting to leave evidence behind?
berderking
How else do you paint your walls?
MizzyBelle
You could freeze the body before hand. You miss the screaming though
Poopoopeepeevagina
I have a strong stomach but even I wouldn't want to watch that horror movie
ImGladWeHadThisChat
How about a documentary?
Poopoopeepeevagina
Oh so it will be educational human grinding
Hybris51129
True but if you run the remains through a smaller shredding stage or two then you wind up with at most a chunky pulp which is easier to (1)
Hybris51129
dispose of. So for getting rid of a murder victim you are right its a poor choice but if you are a dictator this could be a viable (2)
Hybris51129
final solution for all of your ethic cleansing needs. (3/3)
CerebrawlHemmorage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qWFhDvURLg
Tofubutton
Linda Litzke!
exoskeletonsforcats
A few years ago there was a guy at work cleaning a similiar machine made for food processing when someone turned it on...
CtrlAltDnc
My ex
TrustMeImABassist
Imgurian Exes: The lovechild of a Vantablack and a Shred Machine
CtrlAltDnc
I was giving a suggestion for the next thing to go in the shredder but that too I guess
MinishSage
You forgot the best one
GavinScreaming
Well that couldn't have been more perfect
TrustMeImABassist
aeonicentity
But Johnny! I wuv uuuuuu...
Uglytool
That's gonna traumatize my children. Thank you. You are now my hero.
TheCortez
The best one is a horse
AsianMilfslayer
Um op where is the horse one?
MartynMage
Not on Imgur, that's where... I'm gonna go ahead and not post rule breaking content..
AsianMilfslayer
Lol pussy
MartynMage
I literally moderate this sites content.. I'm not gonna ban myself now, am I?
AsianMilfslayer
Idk man I'm not you.
MartynMage
lol :P
Semaphorism
Someone should throw a Nokia in there, the grinder would break.
HD226868
Unstoppable force meets the Immovable object.
pogeyan
They did: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbT0SSC7zxI
bsilly00
and at the end, the phone starts ringing, OOOOOOOOOOOO
LegendariousPrime
WIZARDRY
nauticals15
They really should have shown the full phones falling into the bottom bin to mess with the internet
ialwaysupvotestevebuscemi
Those were clearly just display models from the store that weren't functional.
Semaphorism
I agree with this guy.
Cptnawesome90
How dare you show us the sparking metal one, and cut it off at the piece so large they had to use a forklift.
Textuality
haha, I saw that one and went "Ooh, I wonder...hey! It stopped!" :)
GermanForJohn
That's how people get stabbed OP
ticktockbent
what in the flaming hell is that stuff? Satan's shit after a taco bell run?
DisenfranchisedSovietBear
Taco tuesday
Swiftlord
"And just throw this demon rock in here and be done with that." - that guy
Cptnawesome90
Could be magnesium like those emergency fire starters?
arsone
pretty sure it's either sodium or lithium
JohnnyCashedOut
could be magnesium too
flingkapten
Could be Zirconium, very flammable in dust form. A simple spark from metal contact would set it off
ZEffective
That's what I was thinking because it is pretty easy to oxidize and does not react nearly as much with the atmosphere compared to alkalies.
ourdeerl0rd
That intense white light makes me pretty sure it's magnesium.
MartynMage
Sorry! Full video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5A6yOk7Jt7c 1:45 is the bit you're looking for
silverbean
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omenofstorms
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LetMeResearchThatClaim
http://cdn.meme.am/instances/18096823.jpg
BacktotheScience
Thank you for delivering OP! That was magnificent :) +1
r0yaltea
+1 also the large stone was awesome !
Junktrunkjunkie
I need to convince these guys to slowly shed a mile of bubble wrap for me.
Demonicwolf9
https://youtu.be/NOSdTL8_QWc
Chewbaccabra
Only wished they'd turn down the music.
steadyrockin
OP has been redeemed
GrateFan
OP delivers.
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