I like to send my bf the occasional random pic

We have 3 dogs, 6 cats, 1 lizard, and 0 human larvae. This is our future.

He really likes my butt. I can hardly bend over without being mauled (affectionately)

yeah...

We have "who is the rankest" competitions on gassy nights

He really loves my butt

Sometimes they're really sweet messages

But usually they're just kinda lewd

Goal achieved

Never works. Ever. People with penises, stop doing this.

Did I mention he loves my butt?

I love this man but seriously, he could wake the dead some nights. Usually I just kinda...kick at his legs until he's almost awake so not snoring and it gives me a ten minute window to fall asleep.

always

My medication causes a fair amount of sleepless nights. Memes

It works

So hangry.

I don't send one every day or at a certian time. He tells me they always make him smile and as great as "thinking about you..." texts are, these make him laugh and brighten up work. I love my dude.