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TP just isn't getting it done these days.
Nov 9, 2016 1:49 AM
UniqueIsLatinForAsshole
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TP just isn't getting it done these days.
SlenderPie
I came across this post whilst sat on the shitter, contemplating this very thing.
kingking91
I use a hand held shower spray!
MyHuevosBringsAllDaGrls2DaYardAndDamnRightTheyreCoveredInSauce
HalifaxSamuels
Just get a bidet. I don't poop away from home anymore if I can help it now that I have one.
BassNAss
Metamucil. It'll change your life.
CraftmaticAdjustibleBed
And what did you do before you had a baby?!?
BitterBasketCase
We have a small funnel/hose installed in our bathroom to clean the toilet. Guess what i use it for instead.
LAB1A
It also helps the burn after a lovely encounter with spicy buffalo wings.
AllRepublicansArePedophiles
We have tons of baby wipes in the house... And no baby.
JayneMarbleWrecker
Metamucil morning and night will help with that!
Pundamentalist
Mu77etMikeHunt
Oh my god it's not just me!!!
feckyall
Thank gosh. Really I can't stand thinking about people who doesn't do this or a bidet after they poo. Esp those I date- plz do
kirosharlequin
So you're the one blocking all the sewers
Sportmotor
I'm the same way OP
scosner56
Agreed sir. Baby wipes are amazing.
MrTitsMcGee
Use a bidet AND wipe with toilet paper. That's how I do it. My ass is so clean I could eat off of it
GuacamoleBubbleGuts
One and dones all day. Don't get the cheap ones either were shit seeps through.
MexicanFrenchCanadian
Why don't you just wet the toilette paper and wipe your ass instead ?
Skizmo
Time to change your diet.
DarnMe
In all my life I have pooped maybe once a year without washing my ass immediately after. But here in all the houses we have ''bidet'
kristisinthahouse
get dark underwear, solves many problems.
ImakeEverythingAwkward
Try a lota
avorius
DO. NOT. FLUSH. THEM.
iotaprime
You should look into getting a bidet. Mine only cost $40 and only took 10 minutes to install. It gets you cleaner and cheaper than wipes
Nevergiv3upneversurrender
Or get a bidet-shower. Same result, compact installing, you dont need to move from the toilet.
RiotousSinner
I don't waste them in the bulk, but I do a final wipe with baby wipes.
RubberChickenTenders
Right there with you brother.
newtiresaretheworst
Nice, we have the same technique.
Loggedin
I do a final final dry one with toilet paper afterwards. I hate the wet feeling but love those asswipes
HereInDuckburg
Apparently those are not to be flushed
YesButAlsoYes
Depends on if you enjoy replacing sewer laterals or not. Or failing septic tanks, if you live in the sticks like myself
xmaneds
Yes! Heed This Warning! even if it "says" flushable... in a few months, the cloggage WILL come.
HolyShitZoom
Agreed. It's caused a massive problem here in Wales, UK. They removed a clogged sewage canal, lump size of a house, 60% wipes.
EveryWhereIWentIWasRunning
I found that out the hardest way possible, at 1AM on Labour Day.
IreallyMGur
@OP get a bidet: https://www.tushy.me/collections/bidet-attachments - inexpensive, less flushing and 75% less tp / wiping
khensu83
Don't flush the flushable wipes they will clog ur pipes
CoolSnackChris
You can get flushable ones. How do I know you ask? Because I use them. Wipe normally and finish with a wet wipe
HolyShitZoom
That's the point here, they are NOT flushable. Even the ones that's say flushable.
HereInDuckburg
Even the "flushable" ones are not truly flushable
Cheomesh
You've got money for a plumber, right?
ThePrimrose
https://www.chemistryworld.com/news/explainer-are-flushable-wet-wipes-really-flushable/1017594.article
gbombuh
In a family of six, we all have been using wipes for 10+ years, never have had any sewer issues (knock on wood)
pr0nty
Doesn't mean you're not causing issues further along the system, though.
gbombuh
If I can have 60+ years' worth of clean butt holes, I'll say that's well worth it.
morningxafter
Those will seriously fuck up your plumbing. Even the "flushable" ones will eventually result in a huge bill replacing your septic system.
sarzaya
Luckily if borrowing a baby's wipes, you can also borrow the diaper disposal method.
capricornstunner
Also can confirm
SomethingWittyIDK
Just had the lower floors of my apartment building flood because of these things
Lurker007
I thought this meant like human "plumbing" and I was confused
DumbBr0ad
That's scary. They are all I use. And my boyfriend. Oopsie daisy
morningxafter
You shouldn't flush your boyfriend. Bury him in the woods like everyone else.
DumbBr0ad
To clarify my boyfriend uses butt wipes too, not that I use my boyfriend to wipe my ass.
morningxafter
Too late! I already made a joke about it!
girladventurer
but like..trash cans exist
morningxafter
Yeah if you want poop covered wipes in your trash.
girladventurer
use a trash bag and cover it with a lid? not too hard a concept, I think.
artemizer
Thats what the rest of the world does. You could have one with a lid
morningxafter
Valid point, I just find it gross on a personal level.
imgurisEasilyOffended
Jesus Christ. Why is everyone on Earth so stupid about this? Wipe with toilet paper, finish the fucking job with wipes. Like, no fucking duh
morningxafter
Whoa, clam down. I know that. Obviously there's not a big glob of shit, but there IS still poop on the wipe when you finish with it.
pr0nty
Just get a small bin with a lid. There's not going to be so much accumulated shit that it will be an issue.
pr0nty
And use a bin liner so no cross-contamination happens anywhere, obviously.
imgurisEasilyOffended
As someone who has done it this way for years, it's never been an issue. Be smart about it.