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antpillz
#1 hurts
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
swedishpancakeswithlingonberries
Fuck arbitrary deadlines, how about we make sure the code works the right way instead of having to take short cuts to meet the "deadline".
Lonecoon
My favorite:
khtad
Real talk, googling the error message is the most powerful technique you can learn for debugging.
Mishn0
The image on "Blame the Other Guy" should be a blue falcon instead of a chameleon.
atrillionaliens
If they made a book on the best ways to google error messages I would buy that shit.
Jasonmfbond
This is kind of how I learned how to adjust web files in C#, ASP.NET and CSS. I somewhat taught myself SQL this way, too.
downstares
Are these real? More importantly, if they are real then are they actually useful?
MasterPrime
O Reilly makes a lot of good books for technical fields. These are just jokes based on their covers.
KrondaxDrakhien
I still miss the old Cthulhu one
InnerUniverse
General Managers around the country keep a book of #5 in their bottom desk drawer.
Hrafna55
My favorite is "Temporary" workarounds. http://miftyisbored.com/wp-content/uploads/orly-temporary-workarounds.jpg
getmo
Oh god my sides
deltajesus
The company I work for had TODO followed by an empty link on one of our sites for 2 full years.
TheDoctorCrankenstein
#8 looks like they cut a few pixels from it as well.
lavoleous
I was always partial to the ones on http://bofhcam.org/co-larters/ - They're available as T-shirts on Zazzle, too. [Disclaimer, I made them]
gleely
@OP I saw one for software engineers that was like "Software Engineering Basics: All of your coworkers are gay furries", do you have that?
mrbenL
Close. Every time som3one checks in SQL code that divides by 0, my PM sends out a picture of Batman and Robin kissing.
SurroundedByAPileOfCats
Recently I saw a co-worker carrying a book entitled " Beautiful JavaScript". I can only assume it contained nothing but 300 blank pages.
mrbenL
guilemer
https://imgur.com/ZHXfjZD
dannwyrm
Oh look, a horrid little monkey. You'd better not bite me, you ugly cunt.
lolunix
I have this as a magnet on my desk lol
mrbenL
I love it
Arsikere
beat me to it... +1
Kweo
Read all
Morg729
I waited 2 minutes for it to smile
mrbenL
Proxymanity
I would pay good money to get physical copies of these books.
freefuel
sure and they should contain blank pages!
CotterPyke
i had dozens of these books, became a full microsoft MCSE, sent out 300 resumes and got one interview.Stayed with my real job instead, put2/
CotterPyke
in 30 years and retired, let my MCSE expire in 2004. In that time all the jobs i trained for dissappeared or were outsourced.
kyzentun
Can confirm, deleting code is the most satisfying part.
Cornflakes91
"fuck FUCK FUUUUCK! WHERE ARE MY BACKUPS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
khora
Said a non-git project member.
SamCane
Agreed. Deleting shit, legacy code which has been successfully refactored is very satisfying.
Overlord59
In our company we are told not to write documentation because it should be split into simple understandable functions. It's very weird.
Z0op
Its better to write good readable code rather than spending time to explain it. That said, some things simply NEED explaining >
Z0op
< or at least a description (and that seriously only takes a small moment to write)
Overlord59
I find this especially true for business logic which rarely makes sense from a code perspective.
bippityboppitybuttsex
That last one is the force behind my CCIE
combatwombat0
CCIE?
bippityboppitybuttsex
Cisco Certified Internetwork Expert
PsychoData
Cisco Certified Internetwork Expert https://learningnetwork.cisco.com/community/certifications
mrbenL
Shoot congrats on that! Also +1 username
bippityboppitybuttsex
Just an FYI, I cannot recommend, more strongly, to get a CCIE. They are awesome.
fritogotlayed
You got your +1 at "Essential Copying and Pasting from Stack Overflow"
mrbenL
So true and funny
the12thletter
The trick, of course, lies in copying from the answer instead of the question.
ManvilleMike
Stack Overflow the real MVP
HangoverGod
The life saver
kookyabird
I had a programmer who would do this without knowing how the code worked, or if it even was what was needed. He didn't last long.
WhoNeedsToKnow
This!
fritogotlayed
Yea, sadly that's more common than it should be :-(. It's amazing how you can spot that code almost instantly with the poor formatting.
UsuallySpecial
There’s another sort? We’ve been hiring the wrong people...
mrbenL
Real talk, if you know structure and flow you pretty much have it. Most of my time coding is looking to see if a library does the work!