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Types of zombies in GoT
Aug 30, 2017 1:15 PM
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puffthemagicdracula
Alive but dead zombie. A zombie paradox.
DiarrheaTsunami
My favorite MUSE song.
joeys2323
Wait so Jorah is an imgur user?
Applepotamus
didn't you see his new post?
LimeMime565
Where's dumb cunt?
twatapotamus
SidFinch168
Is there something looking through the window?
Coolonoccasion
llama, llama, duck.
AspieGamer
Incorrect, Ian Glenn is Sexy Zombie
Lisossoma
Fuck he really is a dapper fellow, composed as hell
TheMiseryOfOthersMakesMeHappy
Huh, I'm Jorah Mormont, I never even realized.....
Piornet
OfficialJimmieRustlers
Cersei's new queensguard armor looks silly compared to the old golden ones...
justadude41123
It's walking dead with swords
Bluesun1138
What....no Rob Zombie....?¿?
ClaireTargaryen
the mountain is more like darth vader
TimmyDans
Zombie Hands
tonsillectomy
Ice zombie, icky zombie, little ball of anger...
corvandus
White Walkers aren't zombies. They are immortal, but not undead. You're thinking of their Wights, which they control with necromancy.
marshawnlynchatapressinterviewsaying
White walkers are not immortal.
corvandus
They can be killed, they cannot die of age.
ToastedVanilla
And then there's Zombie Zombie aka Catelyn
faeros
What ever happened to her?
TalosValcoran
As far as I'm aware, though, White Walkers aren't actually dead or undead themselves.
Kleinstlebewesen
rob zombie
GodEmperorLetoAtreidesII
https://orig10.deviantart.net/d4f5/f/2016/211/a/b/robb_stark_by_ertacaltinoz-dabye8a.jpg
bachterman
hell yeah!
TurtIeproof
Rob Zombie:
Imgurislongerfunny
He ruined the Halloween movie. I hate Rob since
hankscorpio007
Missing: Half Zombie: Uncle Benjen
MalePatternBlackness
Now this is stuck in my head: In your head. In your In your heeeead. zombie zombie they are foiting!
khele
Friendzombie.
Flonaise
Too bad there was no Robb Zombie.
PAPYRUS01
So... Dormut...is...?
NerdN1
People really have to differentiate white walkers and wights. White walkers are the scary bosses with ice powers. Wights are dumb mooks.
Earan
Beric Dondarrion isn't a dumb mook
IMAKEYOURHEADSVOICEYELL
DUMB CUNTS* AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT THE HOUND TAUGHT ME
NerdN1
No, Dumb Cunt is in a class all his own. He's like the Night King of the wights now.
Flixster
I can't tell you how many people I've seen that think they're all the same thing.
StalkerSan
That's because the show didn't use the term "wight" a lot.
Flixster
Yeah. And even when they do, it just sounds like "white", a shortening of White Walkers, which they also 1/2
Flixster
call "walkers" sometimes, which is the name of zombies on other TV shows. I almost can't blame casual watchers for getting them confused 2/2
Ronelyn
Wife points out they missed Uncle Benjen: frosty-ass zombie. :)
AwesomeSauce27
Be like Sam and don't credit your wife
SuperHir0
Well he's technically half dead in the show.
MyHumourProbablyIsntForYou
Maybe tell your wife season 7 released already so she can catch up.
Ronelyn
Oh, we're up on it. Poor Benji! Never coming home again. :(
Phillyguy8789
Waldo Zombie
notkvothethebloodless
Frosty ass, handsome zombie
imjakefromstatefarm
You had me at ass-zombie
Markamanic
Cold-hand zombie
Gleipner
You deserve more upvotes for that
Wyzerus
Kudos for meriting your wife, I would've straight-up proudly announced it as my own clever thought.
Neptuner82
You mean nice frosty zombie.
Melanorosaurus
Well, technically, he's not a zombie anymore - he's probably just straight up dead.
TheRealDurdan
This is uncle benjen we're talking about
Melanorosaurus
Believe me, I hope I'm wrong too. But we saw him go down. We saw his fiery lantern go out. He gone.
aPokal
Jerkfacedjerk
Win1forthegifer
Damn that's a cold ass zombie
shinymetalassassin
I wear your uncle's clothes. My hands are super cold.
DigitalWaffle
I loved this series until the zombies came out. I feel it took so much away from it. In the books they were described as beautiful & lithe.
SentOS
Who? The White Walkers or Withs/Zombies?
dembonz00
So, you loved it up until the first 5 minutes of episode 1?
NerdN1
So evil ice-elves with a zombie (wight) army?
Flixster
The problem is they don't do enough to distinguish between the Others and the wights on the show. So many viewers think they're all the same
DigitalWaffle
I feel it was severely cheapened by how they portrayed the white walkers.
SarcasticComment
I can understand this. GRRM's inspiration came from the "Sidhe" of Celtic mythology. They were meant to be a fair, magical race.
DigitalWaffle
Yep. You got it.
LostLocust
They look beautiful and lithe to me ...
SarcasticComment
unless this is your fetish, I don't see their women as something to get excited for
SarcasticComment
I'm going to disagree. In the books, the 13th Lord Commander (the Night King) fell in love with a female WW due to her enchanting beauty
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dembonz00
In chanting.
DrKriegersClone
Wait a minute ... if Jon does knock up his aunt, is the fucked-up baby going to be inbred AND half undead?
manamongstyou
Platinum cock gobbler can only get preggo by fam. It's the Targaryen way.
LordConti
Well incest outside of siblings or parents is actually dramatically less risky. Genetic diversity is still an issue, but not as much.
valrios
But the thing Is, Dany is already quite inbred, and so is Jon's dad. A guy did maths, siblings share 50% DNA, Jon and Dany share about 44%
yinxuu
Egyptian royalties married aiblings for hundres of yeats
Fraggleish
I wondered if she actually died and was reborn in the fire.
CasumWallum
Probably won't matter anyway. I'm pretty certain Dany will end up as Nissa Nissa.
VeryMoistTowelettes
The Targaryens have been doing sibling incest for years and they're relatively fine... relatively.
Doopapotamus
Due to magic genetic shenanigans, the Targaryens get away with just having a ~50/50 shot of being completely bonkers assholes as disability.
MrXilas
The fact that the Targaryans have not gone full Habsburg is proof magic is really powerful in Westeros.
Earan
The 50/50 shot at being bonkers was a figure of speech rather than literal odds, FWIW
ProgeriaProstitutes
Can an undead give life?
imooforyou
Maybe the "prince who was promised" actually has to be part undead to defeat the Night King? Maybe his offspring will be the prince?
Imgurislongerfunny
... holy shit. You did it. You solved it.
imooforyou
I know. I'm kind of fucking amazing.
imooforyou
Thats what I was wondering. He fucking died. Can he even knock anyone up now?
dembonz00
Presumably, due to biology, his sperm is still alive and well bc he wasn't dead long enough to turn cold despite being in a frozen wasteland
DrKriegersClone
Generally, people who survive prolonged heart stoppages are usually better off if they were kept cold.
imooforyou
Wasn't he dead for almost a full day? Actually. Was it 2 days?
dembonz00
I think Olly was the only one to knife him in the heart.
AGrammeIsBetterThanADamn
Olly Olly oxen free! bahahaha
AGrammeIsBetterThanADamn
Oh sure, his heart had six fucking holes in it but let's all worry about the physiology of the reproductive system as a plot hole
imooforyou
Dammmnnn. Triggered much? It was just a question. Take it down a notch, fedora.
imooforyou
And he was only stabbed once in the heart, but i digress from the tantrum. :)