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Hypoxicith
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SaltyInternetPirate
Glucose guardian sounds bad-ass.
LSKG
I prefer sucrose sire
reneereneerenee
Lame haha laaaammmmeeee
Tordenstjerne
This had me gagged! Thank you!
thr03back
Isn't "sugar" already gender-neutral?? Why does it need to be changed to "glucose"?
Grasimol
Actually Sygar is Glucose and Fructose, not just Glucose. So the proper term is "Sucrose Savior."
ImFunnierThanYallGiveMeCreditFor
Sweet savior
lpatwood50
My favorite twitch streamers use this term when thanking people who donate/subscribe.
sf111
Sucrose parent. Who uses pure glucose?
colombocock
Guardians. That's who.
crapcomments
I used to work in nurseries. Manager said we couldn't use the word 'snot' so I starting saying 'nasal mucus' instead
crapcomments
"come here, you have nasal mucus all over your face"
MistressLyda
Why? Cause it is easy to mishear as "not"?
crapcomments
They were snobs and felt it was an inappropriate word
TheMightyMoto
Why would it not just be "sugar person"
colombocock
Because of the implication
Puxington
Sugar fighter?
NorwegianJim
Excuse me? I prefer artificial sweeteners...
TheMightyMoto
Sugar Substitute Person.
PossiblyABananaButProbablyNot
Sugar parent?
ladysmurfette
this one is accurate
doopitup
Or sugar spreader.
SomeAustralianGuyThatLovesCatsAndBeer
This is why we can’t have nice things.
somenerandom
Because person ends in "son" and that's sexist. Don't you know anything???
HappyEngineer
It has been a challenging mating season for sugar person
bloodtypeinfinity
Haha
dasklaus
Because that's no alliteration.
StonesOnTheHill
To be fair, neither is sugar daddy.
dasklaus
Yeah, but that's a term that's actually in use. Different rules apply.