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Oct 28, 2016 7:13 PM
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WalterMatthau
Shout out to my people who tear paper towels in half if that's all they need.
elecvette
Does she wipe her ass w/c-notes?
LiquidPeppermint
Dad?
Seawolff81
Maybe the spoon is a princess and deserves some extra padding.
leodavinci1
If my SO won the lottery, there'd still be just a half-sheet paper towel under the spoon.
AlexAlphaSavage
That is an excessive amount of paper towel
BonkyMcSignFace
The fact that you are a dude that rations paper towels and still found a wife... You won the lottery, trust me
StunnedGoofy
yeeyeeallday
Let me guess, she "needs" to go to costco tomorrow...
Intelletc
I feel like I could make a roll of paper towels last for about 3 months but living with my girlfriend they go in a couple weeks
donutjudgeme
Am I the only one who only uses paper towels for really oily or extremely nasty messes? I keep a coffee spoon in a pretty dish onmy counter.
GirlInTheGreenDress
I just leave my spoon in the sink and will reuse it if need be.
Lucidalabbra
I just refuse to buy paper towels all together. I use rags instead and wash them. It so much less wasteful.
ediddy631
Double paper towel for the coffee spoon?? Oh hell no it's bad enough with the toilet paper
bingotown
Oh my god, the toilet paper! Rolls and rolls and rolls. And then it's the next week and it happens all over again.
Jefforylebowski
Is that heroine ?
cincoparalinko
With a reaction like this I look forward to hearing about your divorce.
EwokCuddles
i aint sayin she a gold digga...
and0ne
Yea wtf. Not like it grows on trees?
sharon838
Good one
MuffNinja
This photo will come in handy if you ever need to get a divorce though.
JohnnyTitelips
Yeah, she might only get 3/4 of his money that way.
OldSaintDickolas
OMG WOMAN! Use the sugar packets!
thesejarsareforfartsonly
Not all of us are so rich to afford our sugar in packets SIR!!!
OldSaintDickolas
A box of Splenda is like $2 and lasts a couple of months! Treat yo self!
thesejarsareforfartsonly
It's actually about 5 dollars. twice a month adds up to 120 dollars a year. I could get a mani pedi with that money. And a nice dinner.
OldSaintDickolas
I usually get the $2.55 50 count. But I don't like sugar in my coffee and that's my one splurge I guess lol
Veggisaurus
Get those roles that are half sheets.
absurdative
If only the rolls were reversed
IllusionOfHatred
dad- no
OverzealousDude
A spoon? On a kitchen towel!? Why I have never! What luxury is this?
LrrrRulerOfOmicronPerseiAte
On TWO paper towels!
buttcrackula
The pearl clutching has commenced!
IllusionOfHatred
The future is now!
BlueDucktape
This bitch
sloanPHILLIPS
Chill bro. Das my wife
RumpleDickskinne
https://imgur.com/MDs34gl
roorooter
I said biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch.
Harunimi
Did you say bitch though?
roorooter
What? Me? Yeah.......yeah of course.
skwerl
Howabout just use a saucer or invest in a spoon-rest?
ChunkyFart
Or, you know, put it on the counter that you clean on a regular basis.
serenityfast
And fail that, run that shit under a faucet for 2 seconds.
Atlasraven
Oooh, a spoon AND a saucer. Aren't we fancy?
skwerl
A saucer is just a small gd plate. If you can't afford a plate you shouldn't be buying throwaway towels! :)
Atlasraven
I only have a survival knife and an old skull that I serves as my cup. Someday, I will find and slay an enemy with a skull but no eyeholes.
skwerl
No. Get a regular skull, hack it in half, and use the front part for a strainer.
TheDudeThatIsMo
This confuses me, what is the issue here?
TwoOreoesOneCup
Wife used two paper towels, instead of one.. it's basically a waste to use two when you only need one section.
DaveYanakov
It's an extra $100 in paper towels over the course of the year so she must have won the powerball
TwoOreoesOneCup
*blinks.*
TheDudeThatIsMo
That monster...
TwoOreoesOneCup
I know! I have to admit it took me a minute to get.. so I thought I'd share my wisdom haha
TheDudeThatIsMo
Thanks!
TwoOreoesOneCup
mikeatike
The half-sized paper towel perforations were one of the greatest inventions of all time.
IrishPaddy
I'm on holidays in Canada at the moment and have just realised these exist. Thank you North America
HighwayStar
or it was just a way for them to sell you "double the sheets" and charge you more despite it being the same size pack?
testecull
I fucking hate them. I always need three or four full sheets when I use paper towels, so the half-sized ones just troll me.
Flyndaran
I either use what's necessary, 2 or so full sized, or I don't use any. Using tiny ones that don't do anything is more wasteful, IMO.
FrightenedInmateNumberTwo
I accidentally bought a 12 pack of the full size paper towels. The wife and I are counting down the days until they are gone.
iamstormtroll
Why wait? Just throw them all out so you accidentally buy some more
fullstop
Except the unit price is typically in cents per 100 sheets. It gets all messed up with those.
mikeatike
Unit price is per roll.
fullstop
It must depend on the grocery store and location. They are definitely priced per 100 sheets here, and TP is done the same way.
mikeatike
I think the prices here are random. Large packs are only slightly more than small packs. And between brands, big difference in plys.
samwomack
That's why i purchase based on square footage ;)
AccountCreatedToUpvoteDogs
Costco's are perfect - they tear along the perforation and are just a little wider than Bounty, which is sometimes not quite enough.
AccountCreatedToUpvoteDogs
I should clarify - they "always" tear along the perforation. Other brands don't tear evenly in my experience.
mikeatike
Just bought some of those yesterday. I'm liking them.
Selrahc4040
I was told I was a sheeple for buying them lol
mikeatike
You are a sheeple if you listen to those people.
IwantToBeFamousButAnonymous
I still tear those in half for small messes
liquidbeef
They should have an additional perforation! I use 4x4 squares often too
TemporaryUzername
i cut blue shop towels in 4's. i was using full pieces for a tiny drops of oil or specs of dirt, and I never reuse 'em around engines n such
mikeatike
I do love blue shop towels. Never use them in the kitchen, though.
TemporaryUzername
neither do i. i mean, i have at some point or another for home repairs, but i don't keep a roll around.
mikeatike
I use them as rags in the garage on equipment and on the car. Nice and sturdy and don't break apart.
BADASSartoo
Also wet toilet paper
tigarmoon
Even better, peri bottle! Fill with warm water and clean yourself. Then dry with regular tp. Its like a bidet for poor people!
Kronzor
Don't use those! They are a massive problem with current sewage and water treatment infrastructure
serenityfast
As if the other three people weren't enough: please stop using those, they'll clog everything. Sometimes even in your house.
Didijustshtmypants
I just don't flush them....
EdgarAllenPoboy
Exactly. But people think, "oh they say flushable! Obviously I should flush them against all advice!" And then BOOM, the shitters clogged
YorgleVanBlorglestien
Keep them hidden, keep them safe.
Sugarcrotch
What
AgressorBunx
Wet wipes/babywipes
BADASSartoo
What, what ?
bresnevs
in the butt
coloneljack1234
HA!
Kronzor
Basically baby wipes for adults. Most of them aren't flushable and are a huge environmental disaster
fatfury
"But they say flushable" "but your plumbing is from the 30s"
DeviIsAdvocate
None of them are flushable. Google "fatberg."
mikeatike
Considering the topic, this sounds horrifying.
Sugarcrotch
oh. do they leave a wet feeling between the cheeks?
fatfury
If you've never finished with "baby" wipes during and after a poop I HIGHLY recommend it.
IReplyWithGraphicsInterchangeFormats
"Well i guess we're just doing whatever the hell we want with money now huh?!"
DarkMoon159
Can I request an "oh boy" gif
IReplyWithGraphicsInterchangeFormats
DarkMoon159
Wowww!!!!!! Yay! +1
IReplyWithGraphicsInterchangeFormats
RagingSleepaholic
CopiousAmountsofForeskin
PineappleSlam
IReplyWithGraphicsInterchangeFormats
Usernaaaaaaame!
KrixtonTheHobo
Identity theft is serious
PINEAPPLEOVERLORD9K
I was confused but then realized how many paper towels she used... WHAT IS HER PROBLEM
SrDave
I read it as, "I was in front of my wife when we won the lottery." So it made sense for her to be generous on the paper towels.
thesejarsareforfartsonly
She only used two?
burgerandy
She won the lottery. Did you not read the title?
IfYouJustReadThisYouAreNowGay
I only count two.
rickeyspanish
My wife uses half a roll of toilet paper to wipe after peeing. I'm not exaggerating. I don't know what her problem is either.
jeandolly
Aye, this would never happen in Scotland. NEVER>
StitchesAreMyJam
You have to cantilever the spoon over the basin here in Scotland.
StitchesAreMyJam
And put the big light out while you're at it.
BottleOfBuckfast
It's like Blackpool illuminations in here
GodzillaHarddiskson
Like you would use a spoon in Scotland? It'll ruin the value! A twig will suffice
edisonslightbulb
Just found out today that my wife has been using GALLON freezer bags to keep meds in to take to work...a new one every day...
Ulthirm
And here ive been just dropping them in my cup and swirling them around a bit...
ILikeCuteGifsAndICannotLie
MADNESS I TELL YOU
warjacob
What the fuck.
Kisskissfish
Are they ziplock brand too?!
AsAnArtTeacherIApprove
As long as it didn't have chicken or something gross on it, I wash and reuse my ziplock bags, quart and gallon alike.
brrpr
I got a little container for that. my hairpins go in there as well. the two things i usually lost before.
Shiftyeyesshady
No joke, removing pills from the bottle and putting them in another container is a crime...
indrada3290609
Depends on the pills.
LivinginLuling
I panic when I have to use a ziplock and not a container. I unnecessary hate waste.
Hanisalive
They wash.
ThrowMamaFromTheTrain
Yep.
ThatLoudGiraffe
Please don't.
Hanisalive
I do not. My grandma always has, though
AsAnArtTeacherIApprove
Why not?
edisonslightbulb
We're talking one or two pills, I just realized how that might read.
Leithoa
Hope you can lease your backyard for an oil/gas well.
squeebs
daelith
Too lazy to take the bottles or a pill organizer?
bthighlander
All fun aside, those are expensive. No no, wife, no no!
puffthemagicdracula
What?! Who does that?!
zangerine
edisonslightbulb's wife
jimcake
holy fuck they're huge
SometimesILikeToYeetBologna
What
SometimesILikeToYeetBologna
The
SometimesILikeToYeetBologna
Fuck