Towerizer
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I've always loved supreme pizza but suprisingly (to me atleast) a lot of people i meet don't care for it.
I misspelled vegetables and closed the meme generator, can we pretend that it was my co-workers who spelled it wrong? ... please?
Acefowl
No one like Vega Tables? Is it because of the claw marks?
Bramda
It's ok to complain about free food, if you're a child. Otherwise, stfu and go buy your own.
LetMePickMyTeethThenHaveMoreChips2
you can't buy one kind of pizza for a party! that's pizza party etiquette 101 bro.
theyar
6 Supremes is kind of dumb.
makesense
Anyone who says vegetables don't belong on pizza doesn't like pizza. They just like meat with sauce and cheese. May as well eat spaghetti.
khazaria
In my experience, cheese pizza is always the first to be finished when multiple types are ordered.
nick8r8s
Free pizza is free pizza, but ordering 6 supremes is more egregious in my opinion....like really?
EmporerDragon
I've always found it odd that some people are so unwilling to try different types of pizza. Doesn't just pepperoni get boring after a while?
Doofer20
i just dont get why you would get 6 of one kind. i dont like vegs on my pizza but i still order one for other people if im getting a 3+
parkway
Tbf, every office I've ever worked in, Supreme Pizzas are always the last to go.
J1289k
I’m the one who eats it all. Supreme is the second best, only behind plain pepperoni.
owlest
I dont know about you but meat and vegetables are there to complement each other's tastes
dccorona
Not a good look to complain about free food, but at the same time when buying for a large crowd maybe don’t get all the toppings
Surely
Or get all the toppings, but also in all the combinations ^^
quade
"er, we mean 'thank you for buying us pizza!'"
feralurges
Supervisors: Greetings fellow human workers, we have brought you pizza that we also enjoy the consumption of. Supreme is the best kind, yes?
RandomEarthling
Supreme pizza is my favorite, but who doesn't order half the pizzas pepperoni & other half cheese. That's just the standard.
NogginAngelGiuffria
Not everyone is a child, some of us actually appreciate, even enjoy, veggies.
milyhow
I would say thanks and then go eat the lunch I had brought. In my mind I would be thinking "fuck you for only thinking of what YOU wanted"
milyhow
That's exactly like buying your sister a shirt you know won't fit her so that you can wear it and then expecting a thank you
PaperBagel
Better not tell them about the sauce....
Munchman347
You mean the tomato fruit sauce?...
KavikWolfDog
Supreme is the worst. Like veggies & fungus on pizza but onions and peppers just leak a weird taste in2 pizza that removing them doesn't fix
NogginAngelGiuffria
Well yeah, they taste like onions and peppers. You don't eat onions and peppers?
KavikWolfDog
I do, but they make a new weird taste when baked in cheese for some reason. Not a taste they have raw or cooked by themselves.
puffthemagicdracula
My 5 and 3 yr olds know to pick off the veggies and not complain when we get supreme. So idk why grown ass adults start complaining about 1/
puffthemagicdracula
Free pizza. 2/2
Slapthefatcat
Agreed. Also, I complement you on your username. Well done, sir.
JibbetyJibbety
Some ppl would complain if you hung them with a brand new rope.
SpellingEternity
If I were to hang people, I would be expecting a certain degree of complaining regardlessly of the rope's age and state.
moonbeam017
You know what's my favorite kind of pizza? The free kind
moshthun
Same thing with beer, your number 1 is a free beer, the second favourite is cold beer. Third favourite? Well, at that point, doesn't matter.
manimatr0n
No, see, I have these things called "tastebuds" and therefore will politely (POLITELY) decline shitty beer whether it's free or not.
moshthun
That's the thing, the moment it's free, it's no longer shitty beer, but free beer.
manimatr0n
No, see, free beer doesn't mean obligatory beer. Free Natty Ice, Budweiser, Coors or Miller means I'm *politely* declining the free beer.
Dyslexicbirch
What fat fucks dont think vegies should be on pizza
moose9377
Americans.
plastikman
I know of some adults who refuse to eat vegetables. They are basically 5 year olds in big boy pants.
Dyslexicbirch
I love everything but fresh tomatoes, love them cooked though
sonic745
I draw the line at brussel sprouts.
vinpolo
They don't and I'm not fat
DanJonesKing
They do and I don't believe you.
vinpolo
Being wrong on both counts doesn't make you a bad person. Well, maybe the pizza one does.
DanJonesKing
We both know I'm not wrong, but mental illness can affect your judgement. I forgive you.
vinpolo
You are the best! I don't care what your poor choices in pizza says about you.
MageFace
As a fat fuck, I can say that we wouldn't turn down free pizza, even if we did not like the toppings offered.
Xenarion
I know right? Most pizzas have vegetables, including the classic all-dress.
mtallmen184
I can assure you that most pizzas do not have vegetables
MaliciousOnion
I can assure you that nearly all pizzas have vegetables, at least in the sauce.
Potatopeelerkind
What kind of sad pizza places do you live near?
Xenarion
Really now? I took checked the nearest pizzeria (Pizza Hut) and they have 5 pizza without vegetables (including 1 with pineapples and 1 >
Xenarion
> with toppings at choice) versus 14 pizzas with vegetables.
mtallmen184
I meant that most pizzas that are ordered don't have vegetables on them
Deathbysneaker
You have a bunch of ungrateful bastards you work with.
Stinkytoadofchaos
If the Supe's had asked about what kind to order, someone would have complained that it was pizza. You can't ever win, but you have to try
Icecreaman
I can picture a coworker of mine literally doing that. It's just how they are, go to a Chinese food restaurant and shed want a burger.
silentwolf1999
I have a friend like that, always eats hamburgers off kids menus.
roads88mph
If I were that supervisor, I'd order veggie subs and say "eat one or you're fired".
eurybaric
That's why you're not a supervisor, Debbie.
PassTheGiggles
Don't think you're allowed to do that as a manager
roads88mph
Right to work states baybee
BenSuspended
couple things: supreme pizza is terrible. a pizza party with only 1 kid of pizza is shitty. "veggies don't belong" is a stupid complaint.
Bigcurly2000
Genuinely curious by this "supreme" pizza thing being so contentious in this thread. Aren't peppers, onions, mushrooms etc totally normal1/2
jadedApple
deamhan
I for one cannot stand green peppers, at all, period, no discussion. They make the whole pizza taste like them so you can't even remove em
KavikWolfDog
I like basically all vegetables, but peppers and onions just taste awful on pizza to me when they are cooked on it. They might be ok raw.
KavikWolfDog
My fav pizza is jalapenos, mushrooms, black olives, sausage, and pepperoni. Most people I know think that's disgusting though.
Bigcurly2000
Ingredients in America? Sounds like a perfectly normal pizza to me.
KuuroiYuki
It is normal, but you wouldn't see them all in the same combination very much. It's not a terrible pizza, though.
bobbi212
They are perfectly normal. OP's coworkers are some of the whiniest people I've ever heard of, if they exist.
DrSchmolls
some people are COUGH*CHILDREN*COUGH and complain when they don't like foods generally veggies cause from a young age Americans are told 1/2
DrSchmolls
that veggies are gross. Some people legitimately don't like some veggies but saying you don't like ANY is admitting that even as an adult2/3
DrSchmolls
you are still too immature to try new things. 3/3
BenSuspended
for me, it's the mushrooms and olives that are the deal breaker on supreme pizza. Of course, that's just my opinion.
madmatt2024
I don't care for mushroom either but they really don't taste like anything so they are easy to ignore.
BenSuspended
I hate when people say "it doesn't taste like anything, just ignore it." Then why the fuck did you even bother adding it if it does nothing?
yy0b
For me I just can't do the mushroom texture
dogmoind
I'm not against most toppings, but why would they order 6 of the same? A plain, a couple pepperoni, supreme, maybe chicken pizza.
socalbRunner
Oh god you’re one of the ungrateful coworkers
socalbRunner
Then buy your own pizza. Judging anyone who offers you anything for free is petty.
dogmoind
No, I'm down with almost all toppings. It just doesn't make sense to order 6 of the same pizzas.
Grudgebearingmidget
No? Its just that not everyone eats Supreme, Noone I know would buy just one kind of doughnuts or sandwiches either, people like variety.
Grudgebearingmidget
Even if I DO like supreme, if I'm buying grub for the group, I always get a Cheese or pepperoni pizza, that is almost a universal default.
Surely
What is plain? Margherita?
Miokie
Cheese
RenaissanceFaireMan
2 Pepperoni, Sausage, Beef, Cheese, Supreme.
TonyTonyChopp
Farmhouse
RenaissanceFaireMan
That looks like an acquired taste...if there was a dozen or more pizzas, sure.
TonyTonyChopp
What? How is ham and mushroom an acquired taste?
RenaissanceFaireMan
I looked up a Farmland pizza, it had a lot more than ham and mushroom on it....
Bloodyolive
A cheese pizza, so there's pizza to throw away at the end of the night!
Alecchi
I love margaritas. Usually prefer them depending on the quality. If it's bad pizza you need the pepperoni to taste something at least.
RenaissanceFaireMan
You can always do a double-decker and put a slice of pepperoni on top of a cheese slice. It's like a pepperoni with extra cheese.
RenaissanceFaireMan
Meh, at least I didn't say Hawaiian.
Bloodyolive
That's a fact
calledwylch
For the rest of us non-americans (I'm just assuming this is an American thing), what is a supreme pizza?
Towerizer
regular pizza with the following toppings: pepperoni, sasuage, green pepers (capsicum), onions and mushrooms. some people put olives too.
linesinaconversation
Drop the sausage and add bacon IMO. Or just drop the sausage and don't add anything else. Just no sausage. I'd still eat it for free though.
Ginkawa
Pepperoni Sausage and Bacon pizza is great, IMO.
thedon89
Gotta have olives
ThatGuyWhoThinksEveryoneIsAPineapple
Huh, that's not too bad. Olives and mushrooms would probably be gross, but the others are standard toppings.
BlindDivine
nah, it's the nasty red onions and even nastier green bells. green bells ruin everything they touch.
barf1189
i guess supreme pizza will expose the picky eaters. i'm the same way with mushrooms and black olives
madmatt2024
Mushrooms are considered a standard pizza topping.
Ginkawa
olives and mushrooms work well on pizza.
DrSchmolls
they are all standard toppings at least on the coasts (E&W) of the US, some people just don't realize cause they don't order them
ImAFoxButNotReally
In my country mushrooms and olives are standard toppings, pepperoni and sausage no.
Ginkawa
wait how is pepperoni and sausage NOT normal pizza toppings?
ImAFoxButNotReally
Different cultures. The basic pizza is ham and mozzarella.
Guitardrumr
The mushrooms can either be canned or fresh, depending on the restaurant. I don't like olives in general, so I can't say on that front.
Bigcurly2000
That's a totally normal pizza. By veggies I thought you meant things like carrots and broccoli!
BenSuspended
honestly, I'd rather carrots and broccoli than mushrooms and olives.
ImAFoxButNotReally
Tasteless bastard !
madmatt2024
Broccoil is awesome on pizza when paired with meat.
Bigcurly2000
Actually that's fair enough, I had a broccoli, walnut and four cheese pizza (including gorgonzola) which was bloody lovely
Yesisaidthat
1) dont complain about free food 2) eat your veggies. Awesome on the take home pizzas!
iwantkittydaycare
The pizza place I go to puts artichoke hearts on the pizza. Soooo good. I'm hungry.
Ryanator50
yeah it's like an office full of Kevins, except for OP and his boss
needanamedammit
Seriously. Who the hell complains about free pizza?
cobracommander08
100% you don’t like shut the fuck up and get back to work. Starving kids in Africa and all that
manimatr0n
"Hey, we bought you this thing you didn't ask for and had it made in a way that you hate. Eat it anyway because kids are starving in Africa"
cobracommander08
Your super good at picking up on sarcasm I can tell
cobracommander08
And another thing, the point was be more self aware and less self absorbed. Don’t complain about something offered. Also eat a dick
manimatr0n
It's not self absorbed to not like something you didn't ask for. It's called being an adult. Thanks for the thought, still turning it down.
cobracommander08
Holy fuck your thick they all complained that’s the fucking point. Don’t like it fine, just politely decline complaining is the issue
apolloscrewedmeover
I'm extremely picky eater but when it comes to pizza I'll eat just about anything. If not I pick it off no big deal its FREE pizza
vonkeswick
Exactly! Mushrooms destroy my stomach but if I have free pizza I will pick them off and not complain one bit!
CANSOMEBODYTELLMEHOWONEGETSAIMGURACCOUNT
@OP Your cowworkers don't sound like nice ppl ever thought about shooting up the place?
Towerizer
I have a fully stocked arsenal of motivation and positivity that i unload on them daily.
roads88mph
Probably not the day to make this joke.
CANSOMEBODYTELLMEHOWONEGETSAIMGURACCOUNT
If not now? when ? If not me? then who?
Sc00ba5teeve
Jokes are typically funny and have a punchline. This just seems like trolling to me.
daniic233
3) you can take them off
ImNotTaylorSwift
Just like my clothes!
actualjesus
To be fair, that's not a great solution, it still tastes like them. That said, I don't agree with complaining about it either
roads88mph
Anyone who complains about free food has never actively been hungry in their life.
moshthun
My parents did that really well, if I didn't want to eat something, or complained, I wouldn't get to eat anything else until I finished 1/?
moshthun
my plate. Even if I stuck it out until the next day. It taught me to appreciate having something in my stomach. Furthermore, they would 2/?
moshthun
bring us to help out in soup kitchens/homeless shelters, where we would prepare the meals and eat along with them, seeing the 3/?
moshthun
gratefulness made me understand a bit better how important food actually is. Another thing we'd do is fast, and that makes you 4/?
vonkeswick
True that. I grew up homeless and turned my life around. Things I don't like now I'd have never turned down then. Even things with >
vonkeswick
mushrooms which always make my bathroom times terrible. Back then, at least I had some calories so I would never complain
DjNeHi
I don’t like supreme but would have picked the veggies off and eaten it anyway. Never pass up free pizza.
AnalTelescope
what is this hate for vegetables
Alfadorfox
I'd just pick the mushrooms off. I like everything else. (I like mushrooms too, but only raw in salad, not cooked on pizza.)
NotMyUsualOnlineName
I haven't found a dish I haven't liked because of mushrooms, usually want more in most things. Mushroom & swiss burger, extra shrooms. mmmmm
XxxAziexxX
Can I have your veggies?
anonnymoosecommenter
I always pick off the extra meat. We could trade. I only want the pepperoni and veggies
Sutashi
That's what I do too. Only problem is when they've chopped the toppings. Makes it hard to remove.
RandomMagus
Pepper taste will never come off. Peppers are awful and I can't eat supreme because of them. Gimme dat meatlover's.
Maahes0
I dislike olives and mushrooms, I do the same.
Secsletariat
For me it's peppers. From everywhere but one specific pizza place, they taste like plastic nastiness. But yeah, still wouldn't say no.
Alfadorfox
In our house, one likes olives but not mushrooms, one likes mushrooms but not olives, and one hates both. :P
Maahes0
Haha. At least with me the mushrooms I don't HATE, i just can't consciously eat them. It is a mental hang up about fungus.
Sutashi
As a kid my parents wouldn't let us pick the wild mushrooms because they were poisonous. Then the grocery store sold what looked like the...
Sutashi
same mushrooms to little me. I didn't understand at the time there were differences. Now I can't stand the smell or texture to try them.
Alfadorfox
For me, it's the texture. The firm texture of a raw mushroom is fine, but the rubbery feeling of a cooked one brings out tastes I don't like
EaNasirsExcellentHighGradeCopper
Pizza Rule No.3: Never insult free pizza unless it is literally unfit for consumption (contaminated, mouldy, etc)
JustAnotherUsername6
Trazomthesuineg
Complain over free food, and you should receive a free smack upside the head.
jcole01
Or if its supreme.
LordAsgier
GoodGameYoungLad
Or has pineapples on it
Corin
Uh, what about if you can't eat it for religious reasons? Would you condemn a Hindu for being upset that all the pizza had beef on it?
Throwawayaccount2395223
or has onions
silentwolf1999
Little Caesars,fight me..................just kidding.
MoonriseTyrant
Or if it's from Amici's.
Gunshanks
In the food industry, contamination can be anything that doesn't belong. IE, olives. The stinky feet of toppings.
thatclimbingguy
AMEN.
Supermanty5
3/5 bad toppings but can't beat the price.
LuffyDmonkey1
Yeah, it’s free. Don’t bitch about it, rude ass mofos
Leavemywife
Or has pineapple.
YeahFairiesWearBootsNala2011
Or if it's school pizza.
EaNasirsExcellentHighGradeCopper
my school got its pizza from the local pizza place and sold it for 2 bucks a slice.
GoodGameYoungLad
Yea maybe this shitty school pizza now back when I was in school pizza day was a fan favorite
apercent
That fits under rule 3 though doesnt it
srslydude
My boss got pizza for us but she put anchovies on it.
ChicanoBatman
Truth. Ungrateful cunts. Pick off the olives and shut the fck up ya Douchepools.
MisterDictionary
But vegetables aren't food.
TheMadMechanic
Olives are one of the best though
WenzelDashington
In korea my office would order sweet potato pizza with corn, pineapple, and turkey... I still ate it but man i missed pepperoni
Tomadzo
Pineapple
Chaimgoldbergenstein
Ham and pineapple is the patrician choice of topping combinations.
TheMadMechanic
Which is great. So juicy.
murderhobbit
Hmm, Hawaiian pizza
sleete
More for me.
ilovecake
Pineapple with Canadian bacon/ham is goddamn delicious as an American pizza topping
EaNasirsExcellentHighGradeCopper
Thats covered by Pizza Rule No.1: No Pineapple on Pizza, Pizza is not a holiday ham.
DeepFriedFrenchTart
You're a holiday ham
GodEmperor0fMankind
Bananas
EaNasirsExcellentHighGradeCopper
Every day we stray further from gods light
CluelessLurker
Pineapples and Jalapeños on a pizza, great combo! Down vote me to hell! Idc!
Mirilali
diced up chicken and have sweet chili sauce instead of the marinara/normal pizza sauce. I agree it's ooohhh so good.
smsldoo
Bacon, pineapple and jalapeno is always one of the pizzas I order.
Steamedbeave
Dominoes had a pizza called flaming Hawaiian *phrashing* and it was delicious
NowWatchMeGlitch
Pineapples, banana peppers, black olives, and Frank’s RedHot. Always my go-to.
RackhamTheRed
ever tried adding caper to this setup?
NowWatchMeGlitch
Caper?