Mrbrown512
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Feb 19, 2017 4:01 PM
Mrbrown512
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RWM90
Will you teach me to video game
Slayer76751
well how else u going to use it?
Virunuss
You can't really blame them with how terrible the N64 controller is.
LtColGreenhalgh
Both have fingers on the d-pad. Was there a game that required you to do this?
ChemEng2013
I remember mario party 1 having a bunch of mini games where you'd spin the stick... I had callousses from those damn sticks....
sheebalasvegas
i don't get it
AnonymousCupcake
As an ex competitive smash player I can tell you that this grip is not only viable but if you get good at it it's super quick and accurate
IPutAHexOnYou4c6f7665206d65
@op they're practicing jerking you off.
Imgonnatipyouwell
Kinda depends on what game they're playing.
noneyobusisness
AuntieIroh
I remember when mario party came out and everyone burnt holes in their hands from twizzling the joystick so fast
theholyinquisition
Well how the fuck am I supposed to use it? I don't have three hands!
mburicao
Vegainthemirror
Geracht
Plot twist: They're playing Paddle Battle in Mario Party and know better than to get the blisters.
LittleFatso
ew
malvithus
Heathens! N64 right you bitches!
IdDoJeremyClarkson
What the actual fuck. No.
MakeMeLaughMonkey
Didn't Lindsey Lohan start acting as a kid and carried on until adulthood.....? Just saying.
bigboompow
You need a third hand to play properly
SeanTabasco
How do they hit the Z button?
metfusitmetfusitmetfusit
Middle finger, stretched out
Xraygenic
Or you could just teach them the best way to handle the joy stick.
TheAsterite
Or just not use a shitty controller to begin with
Zelko13
There are actually pros who hold the stick like that for Smash. Makes it feel more like a fight stick and gives you better control.
Mack1986
Teach a man to fish I say. Even then. Don't. Fishing is easy
skrimg59
ronswanson.gif
fullofwastedpotential
I'll teach you the best way to handle my joystick
Xraygenic
I do wonder how many people didn't recognise the innuendo in my comment. By the way, you can stick your joystick up your own innuendo
PeacefulWarfare
Many hand injuries from MARIO party and the n64 controller. Can only spin it so fast before your skin starts to blisted
PeacefulWarfare
Blister even
Katheebs
Kid in my class came to school with most of the skin missing on his palm. Mario Party casualty.
PeacefulWarfare
They call it a game. It's truly a war.
Melondwarf
You're not using them right unless you're getting coalminers lung from inhaling the plastic dust from the joystick
Naetron
Member tug-of-war mini game on Mario party.
Duendes
Hello there, fellow N64 Nazi! http://operantconditioning.net/kviksal/files/2013/08/brennd-henndi.jpg
ytseone
Oh, the blisters...
ImSimplyAChairLeg
Funfact - Beijing Olympics (2008?) game on xbox was a fucker for this. We had 4 friends together for 2 days 1/2
ImSimplyAChairLeg
We completely destroyed 1 controller and 3 of the 4 of us had seriously big blisters on the palms. Fuuuuuuck that game
iamthephantomlimb
"I think I have the black lung pop" *caugh *caugh
sexyerseth
Merman!!
Moonspan
Water is the essence of wetness
therearenomoreusernamesleft
How to destroy a N64 joy stick. Step one, insert Mario party game cartridge......
Ijustwannagohomeandeatcalzones
And then get that boat or tug of war mini game now get blisters on your palm
Rezol
If you buy a replacement stick today it'll be made in the same way modern sticks are. And it's super easy to replace!
therearenomoreusernamesleft
If you find your console is a PlayStation then please insert 'track and field' CD instead
BourbonBarrel
My friend and I were playing Smash Bros and he snapped the joystick clean off trying to home run bat me. What a time.
galaxydefender13
I literally just made an account so that I could upvote this comment.
DougTheLlama
My brother punched the joystick down and through to the other side playing MarioKart.
TimothyHay
I can hear the noise
Goldenbukkit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9i4T6nRPC1Q
KillerTofu615
Between smash and mario cart I broke two controllers just by squeezing them too hard. Plastic cracking and such.
freegiant
I ripped one in half out of Smash Bros frustration. 20 years later, my friend still thinks it's funny.
TimothyHay
It is still funny.
UnremarkablyInteresting
Yeah, kick three chicks out of your place, thats totally the correct thing to do.....
Pyrokneticbeavr
Well if they're a straight woman gay man or anyone with standards, it very much is the right thing to do.
ShadowOftudhope
Way to stomp on the joke dude.
SingleNiceFedoraWearingClassyGuycautiondonotfriendzone
I believe this post was meant to be a joke.
Raminator
Because that is absolute heresy!
OGkilroy
U get no pussy
madmongoose18
How else do you expect him to protect his virginity ?
ThiccBear
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Coko4
Well he is an OP so I believe that goes without saying
Pyrokneticbeavr
Yeah standards are for faggots
browsib
Vagina is vagina
DeanP3456562456456
True unless the container is fat. Then it's a nerp.
Pyrokneticbeavr
Lol ok.
ElKermo
Or, as has been pointed out every single time this shows up, maybe they're playing mario party and don't want to totally fuck their hands up
MissAizea
Yeah, these kids just don't know how to play n64
OhShitThatsADeathclaw
How does holding it like this have anything to do with Mario Party vs any other game?
chazol
There's a mini game that you have to spin the joystick really fast in and it KILLS
Boats4Goats
Yep ripped a bunch of skin off my palm doing that
OhShitThatsADeathclaw
Yeah but holding it in this position is not efficient for those types of games at all. I play MP all the time ha so I can't imagine
OhShitThatsADeathclaw
Holding it like that and having it work out
chazol
So thats the issue, you couldn't play MP with it like this and thats why it has more to do with it? You answered your own question you see?
OhShitThatsADeathclaw
Holding the controller like that is not conducive to the games where you have to spin the joystick quickly, which was my point.