The land down under

Apr 9, 2018 7:33 PM

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Tamriel.

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Fillory

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Northrend.

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Canada

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Where women glow and men plunder?

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No Eorzea? I'll just put it here then. Eorzea. There.

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Bielefeld

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I love the lore behind Men at Work as well

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I think I could handle Narnia...the rest? Naaaaah.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yugoslavia

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why are there two middle earth's here?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

no tamriel? oh right my bad this one isnt fictional

8 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 1

Best part of ESO is getting to explore all of Tamriel

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Tamriel is certainly my favorite country.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

New Zealand. Good luck finding it on a map.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

But they already included a map of Middle Earth.....

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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r/MapsWithoutNZ

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You mean favourite.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

AZEROTH

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tamriel.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Azeroth!

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Australia used to be real,but a cat pushed it off the edge!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Golden Sun world holds a special place in my heart.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You mean continent, right?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

New Zeeland..Sealand..I don't even know how to spell it!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Arztotska

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As an Australian I can confirm we don't exist.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Catalonia

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Mata Nui robot.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My man!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

'Saw fanart today, showing a side-profile mapping of the robot while it was underwater. I now know what a fangasm feels like.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

you can't just say that and not link it!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

'Had to tease your interest a little first, babycakes. https://llortor.deviantart.com/art/Mata-Nui-Side-Profile-Island-Head-619119511

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is a low res shitpost but I've never seen that map of Middle Earth, so thanks. High-res version: https://i.redd.it/7gp4s6301bd01.jpg

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I have never seen this before!!!!! This is awesome! Thank you!!!!!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

What is this business with giving middle earth an east coast? That's non cannon

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/24694233-tolkien Check out this atlas of Tolkein's world - It's got maps I've never seen before 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Including full world maps of Valinor and Middle-Earth. It begins in the Silmarillion and goes to the end of Lord of The Rings 2/2

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's actually a really nice map. Lemme steal that real quick

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Username checks out

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So is all that land past the sea of Rhûn canon or did they just bullshit it?

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

it was made for a tabletop LotR game iirc, not by Tolkien

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When it comes to maps of Arda, give this a read: https://www.reddit.com/r/lotr/comments/1khgtf/on_the_subject_of_maps_good_and_bad/

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I don't think Tolkien ever described anything past far harad or khun so it seems like it's extra made up

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Yeah as a lifelong LotR fan I was unfamiliar with that map and therefore skeptical.

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I found the Australian storyline to be a bit over the top and hard to swallow. Kangaroos? Koalas? Vegemite? Not very believable.

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Platypuses it was obviously just a cat with a ducks bill taped over it

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and who builds a fence across an entire country just to keep rabbits out?

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Plus, the "fake" language

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I thought the part where most of the population is hot and blonde was a bit fan-service-y too.

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If you found that hard to swallow get a load of this

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Until vegimite got bought by an American company

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2 emu wars?

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Did try lose the other emu war? I know the Australians lost one.

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"yah nah, you cunts ar eme bogan crims" - I mean no actual person talks like that

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Yeah but those golden gay times makes it all worth it...

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Yeah they are great. There's also a tasty ice cream called a gaytime.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ehh... Could've been more tastefully handled, though, came off as a bit of a politically correct shoehorned-in thing.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tell me about it. "Ohhh, our ancestors were criminals but now we're a nation of casual, great people!" It's more fantasy than Tolkien elves.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I found the American storytime to be a bit over the top and hard to swallow. People so large they cant leave their homes without walls being

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knocked down?

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Quokkas felt overly cute. Like, how can something that friendly survive such a supposedly hostile land?

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

They're not on the mainland, that's how.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

There are still some quokkas on the mainland but super super rare. Rottnest is a weird place to visit.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Really. Like, who named the cities? "Perth"? "Toowoomba"? "Warrnambool"? "Sunshine Coast"? It's like they couldn't even pick one language!

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Townsville

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I was about to make a snarky comment about Powerpuff Girls. Then I looked it up. Holy crap.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

In Perth's case, it was stolen from a city in Scotland.

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They're not in one language, they're a mixture of English names mostly named after people, and aboriginal names from different dialects.

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Don't forget ol wogawoga

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

*Wagga Wagga

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Wooloomooloo.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Innaloo, cockburn, burrumbuttock, rooty hill...

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Yorkeys knob

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I see someone's from perth

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Bunyip, puckapunyal, dunkeld

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ha. Buttock.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm working in a suburb right now call Woolloongabba. Trying to spell it to people is a mission.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Just call it The Gabba and everyone will know, even the postie and couriers

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I used to live in Indooroopilly though so I feel your pain with spelling names all the time.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey I used to live in indro too! West end these days.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just say : 'Wool (like from a sheep) - loon (like a crazy person) - gabba (like a sound a baby would make)'

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I just say it like every other Brisbanite... The Gabba.

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Drop bears

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Fuck yeah drop bears. And hoop snakes.

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Caramello koalas..

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I'm cutting down on sugar so I have to watch my kids eating them. Sucks.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Finland

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Estonia

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Suomi mainittu. Mielikuvituksessa tavataan.

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Only a 50/50 chance its not real

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It’s real. My in-laws are a bunch of real Aho’s

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Nah, we're totally real. Im not a Japanese fisherman trying to keep the charade going

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They dont even have fins.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Psssh... You believe in FINLAND?

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found this in the supermarket the other week

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Only Capitalist West believes Finland exists. No other nation can beat the glorious soviet man in a war in the cold winter.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I’m in Finland. Also pretty sure I’m not in a mental institution. So might be real.

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My great grandparents on my fathers side were from Finland. They actually worked at a mental hospital. Not patients. Janitors.

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That's what they want you to think

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I moved from Finland. Also pretty sure I wouldn't be released from a mental institution. So might be real.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Not thinking you're in a mental institution isn't really evidence that you're not in a mental institution though, is it?

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Well, all inmates in prison are innocent and the patients at the mental institutions are all misunderstood geniuses. That’s the way it goes.

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That's just what the illuminati would say

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Vähän myöhä lähteä torille

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Nyt vois

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Tuon kaljat

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Something something white death something winter war

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the country where I most want to be

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pony trekking or camping

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or just watching tv

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Finland, Finland, Finland...

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it's the country for me

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