HippoKing22
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Feb 24, 2017 5:06 AM
HippoKing22
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YOUREALLSODAMNPATHETIC20
Never seen a man change his skin tone as much as this man was able to do it. Fucker went through 50 shades of light brown
motionNocean
koSarcasticAssHat
the worst is when this happens but you're a chick....cuz then you know u ugly af
Rednustard
He looks like his parents told him Santa wasn't real
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letstalknews
If you dont look like this at the end of a presidency you didnt do it right.
awwwfuck
when i was bartending, i made it a point to ignore people waving money in favor of people waiting patiently
awwwfuck
especially if it was crowded and they were waving cash. opening a tab is much faster than making change
FlintstonesChewableMorphine
They go for attractive females first
awwwfuck
not necessarily true. girls that try to flirt and get free drinks kinda suck. putting your cleavage on my bar ain't gonna pay my rent.