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Horse lungs when inflated
Dec 16, 2016 11:00 PM
shrekisourogrelord
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rockgolf
3,429 future hot dogs.
VielSpass
I remember learning histology looking at rat eyelids under a microscope. Stuff U do in medical school, "to help people." Sigh... 1+ lungs
pogofo
I ate some horse lung once...it tasted exactly like you would expect a lung to taste and with the airsacs....followed it with vodka
chewdogga
All this time I thought they had like people sized organs.
itchybackside
Did the horse smoke? There were some black parts to it?
LehTurtle
*Hay is for horses
NotGonnaSugarCoat
*when inflated
Danragon101
TIL Humanity has been riding four-legged air bags for more than 2000 years.
chrissienw
Is the horse okay>
chylde
from hauling OP's fat ass around
shanianigans
Where's the f'ing banana ?
Bigklem
What's wrong with that dog?
davebeastly
He's gonna be alright though, yeah?
cmererightmeow
Hay is for.....goddammit.
3inchconnection
same
BobKatt
They look like colossal, bacon-colored empanadas.
caseythefacey
I thought it looked like a volcano lol
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Mmmmmmm empanadas
thevortexmaster
I'd eat it
llortamai
Wow, now I want to eat horse lungs..
baturro
He's gonna need those back.
Unverified
Imagine the endurance you would have if you put them in a human
NoGunsNoCats
Hay no?
FerricGuy
and missing some parts... like the rest of the horse.
ealkrjj
He got a factory job. It's a bit of a sticky situation, but he's holding it together.
InquisitorOctaviusoftheOrdoMalleus
That was a glue joke a very dark glue joke
InitHello
Savage af fam.
TossABabyYodaToYourWitcher
Well put them back
ISwearByZoroaster
You mom's lungs...
Almightytoad
With those on the table he's probably a little hoarse.
Harryteeters
Damn, they ain't horsin' around
HelpfulMasturbationTips
You were just waiting to lung that one out of storage, hay?
accountforsexstuff13
great ass show
velma52189
Read that as "horse's tongues." Genuinely confused for a moment
nfseskimo
hay*
usercide
I was going to say there's no way those are horse lungs. They are too big BUT they get this big when inflated. https://youtu.be/Kk5JYWFbBvw
bzip2
wtf why
iKeepLosingBobbyPins
There are pipes leading from the tap in the background? Could they be filling the lungs with water? Is that a thing?
VJ68131
Yes, water is a thing.
3inchconnection
The girl in the back looks so happy with the situation
CentennialFalcon
That girl is on a list
missladymondegreen
can you imagine having that job? "what'd you do at work today, honey?" "blew up some horse lungs... how about you?"
KoalaK
I've done this job with pig lungs instead of horse lungs!
peopledontlikehearingwhatyoureallythink
Terrifying.
CethinLux
I dunno if it's just me, but those lungs do not look healthy
Freakingdoomguy
Maybe the horse was a smoker
Theflyingbigbadwolf
A part of me wanted the lungs to burst...
Almightytoad
I'm eating. I was concerned.
MadameTreeTrunks
I kept shielding my eyes just in case they did.
LETSGETIT300NIGGA
So it's like a balloon or a penis, always really small until they get blown
usercide
Hmmm... do you think lungs shrink in cold water too?
LETSGETIT300NIGGA
Does a cow like his neck getting rubbed?
Banditsalmon
And this is why we take our horses to the equine clinic for euthanasia. They get dissected for the vet students.
ditto12g
I understand the value in that, but I wouldn't be to do that with our horses.
Banditsalmon
Our lot is too small to bury them. We would if we could.
ditto12g
We have a rendering service that we call; they take them and they bury them or cremate them as we request. They're wonderful people!
Banditsalmon
That's nice that you have that service. It's illegal in the US to take a dead horse off property so we take them to the Uni for euthanasia
ditto12g
I'm in the US, and it's definitely not illegal where we are!
sabriel415
Thank you. Cadavers and necropsy are such a valuable tool and gift to us!
banjak
If only we could train horses to blow up balloons.
BoozeHound001
They could blow up hot air balloons
MrXtacle
Horses are smart! Very often they inhale when you put the saddle on. So when they exhale it won't be as tight. Bonus is that the rider falls
LadySasquatch
And pool floats
trippintherift
I tried, but apparently neigh means neigh...
MOTHERFUCKINGBERNIESANDERS
Currently trying not to wake up my gf silently laughing at this
MasterControlProgram
The last time someone trained a horse to blow something they got deported
OneZebraInAHerdOfWildebeests
actually, they got married and had kids http://www.evilbeetgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Sarah-Jessica-Parker-500x337.jpg
FoxEarFetish
raptorking
MasterControlProgram
RufusTheNakedMoleRat
http://imgur.com/DMzLs3l
NekedWitJello
Did...did the horse make it?
ThecommentFarmer
How could he have made his own lungs? Don't you know how math works in history?
PvtBubbles
He better be in a stable condition, I've got a lot riding on this...
dyslexicuntied
Yeah they grow back in a few weeks
mindroid005
Hey Tom, we know that we're losing him cause we CAN HEAR THE BEEPS!!!
MACARLOS
He ded
EpicMasterMan
He made it to the butcher.
Quitsendingmespaghettibymail
Yeah he's healthy as a horse now
notabrainlet
Nah it's all glue.
shinagami091
I bought you some glue to hold it together....but it's probably made of that horse
Pandaphant
His parents made it
CaptainSmartAzz
Its ok his back up lungs are still healthy
JimboGreaves
Yup, made it all the way to the glue factory.
COOL69GUY420ZONE
spitfire
Is that Grumpy??
SensibleChuckleNorris
Please, this is serious. Quit stallion around and tell us.
TheAvocadoMunk
He probably ended up in ikea's meatballs
DrRad
He did make these
helpusdrzaius
vets are working day and night
QueenAmy
Yes
NegentropyX
He coughed them up through his nostrils.
eclect0
Well, let me put it this way: He'll never play the clarinet.
ZTLoki
I laughed too hard at this comment.
BarfTittiesGalore
You were able to laugh party by... Lungs!
BarfTittiesGalore
Party works. Partly, a little better
Telruin
Are you saying you wouldn't attend a lung party?
employeeoftheyear
I'm no veterinarian but you should probably put those back.
LesbianRedwings
Literally LOL'd. Good one
AMRIV
Put those things back where they came from or so help me!
ItalianSteak
I G O T T A M O V E H E R E , I T ' L L B R I N G D O W N T H E H O U S E
obscureusername
Or so help me! And scene!
CzarNicolasIII
Yes
AbstractBettaFish
He's in STABLE condition!
Warriozprince
Slow clap ????
WaffleDestroyer
christiangoth
Well, I mean, you're not wrong.
Matt420itsmybirthdayimnotapothead
Listen here you little shit
tomyironmane
Well, his condition will remain unchanged for the foreseeable future, until he is used to bind two objects together.
MozillaFirecox
CptJohnYossarian
Hayyyyyy!
Xeropoint
You're just saying that to jockey for more points.
Thewayofthebear
Yes, but he'll never breath again.
CarbonWalrus
Neigh, he did not survive
YeahFairiesWearBootsNala2011
Ayy
CoomebackKidd
UncleMcGrandpa
OffendedSkeleton
PrinceTisHere
Hey quit horsing around here!
Nonkahuna
Nellybear
Looks like he wasn't a smoker at least
Anonaru
RubyDJMoon
Holy shit, fucking A Bugs Life
Anonaru
I wanted a kinda savage looking twisted LOL reaction gif, and hopper randomly came to mind... it had to be made!