I'm shocked

Jan 22, 2020 5:17 PM

:o

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That's a ribbeting fact.

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Meme of 2020. Right there. Called it!

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Actually frogs don't just shut off the gills and start the lungs. They overlap so much the frog wouldn't notice.

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Reminds me of the pufferfish

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So, has it croaked?........I'll see myself out......

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Whatever both my daughters went from breathing through a placenta to breathing with their lungs in an instant.

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* gasp *

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The new pufferfish

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That’s a toad not a frog

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TENSO

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I came here for this.

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Maybe it needs some dried frog pills.

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Maybe it's just me, but breathing feels good.

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Username checks out

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Do any not learn and just die?

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I feel like at this point all the slow learner have probably been out of the gene pool for a while...

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?1

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That's the face they make when they see their first sexy pig

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Honestly, this took me a second to think about. +1

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Followed shortly by

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Gonzo got no room to judge.

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Someone should spam this to Instagram folk.

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God, no. Then the Instagram thots will post pics of their sugar daddies with this quote and hashtag blessed. All for more likes.

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All the while failing to see the irony. Sigh.

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.... No....

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In some ways, I’m glad people don’t go through this kind of metamorphosis

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We kinda do.

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In some ways?

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We go from being inside the womb connected to a nutrition tube to being pulled outside to near air and feeding periods.

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Not literally, but they kinda do: A baby’s first breath after being born.

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Yeah, this way it's easier to drown them

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How do you know? Maybe dying is actually metamorphosing into a 4th dimensional being.

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They do, but it's called puberty and lasts a few years. Imagine this face from age 11-15.

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maybe stop imagining minors

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Fun fact about gender transitioning. Hormone replacement therapy means you effectively go through puberty twice.

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That doesn't sound very fun

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