Aug 18, 2024 9:59 PM
Boxzsak
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From the 1800's
HardcoreMango
So.. when you go soft it just kinda pinches the tip of your dick?
drakionx
People have always been clever and innovative
mercswar
I want one for three wick candles
SirBobby98121
Victorian problems call for Victorian solutions.
kkanne20
"Hey Candle™️, can you turn off in 15 minutes? Thanks"
WhatUpDog3000
Servants hate this trick.
trinxter
Yes, but they were working on androids already in the 1600s. https://publicdomainreview.org/essay/early-androids-and-artificial-speech/
Deathtospam
Mechanical engineering is awesome.
Myothercarisadelorean
Put... Put your candles in it.
LawFiveGuy
at first I thought the snapping shut action cracked the ring. it took a couple of cycles to realize wax dripped down the outside
syntheticgod8
Keeps you from burning your house down. Makes sense
AWhoopOfGorillas
Cryoplazma
eeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
HubicPairs
A pedo waxing poetic about his own career
IgnisInvictus
Oh that's cool.
HypnagogicHallucinations
They're taking our jobs!!!
htapoicoS
Derkkerr jeeerrbbsss
J4nein4ne
I'm curious as to how gentle this is on the wick. I'd like to see the base of the clappy part be a little more flared out in the middle.
Sebastopol140
That's neat!
whoisyourdaddy
It's not a 'courting timer'?
NerdyBloke
So I spend 30 minutes falling asleep just to be woken up 30 minutes later by the sound of this thing snapping together? What is this? Sleeping for ants?
steelundecided
The original Clapper. Lights off
Twinklepot
Beautiful and useful.
DiscountMentat
Fill the clappers with black powder to use this as an alarm instead.
SirRuppOfFigs
150 years old, and this guys wearing rubber gloves
ThomasTheWankEnglne
needs protection for when then candle goes out and the darkness rolls in like the tide on a beach of rock.
SmashySashimi
It could be from not wanting to get it dirtier, or because it’s made of unsafe metals! Antiques are fun.
painstream
Finger oils corrode the material (which is probably made with lead).
SomeDetroitGuy
...yes? I don't understand your point. Just because it's old we should treat it as disposable or something?
unfortunatelynotdeadyet
He probably just found them in an old antique couch. If it was JD’s, he should probably have not put them on.
mannabananarama
For candles…yeah right.
briham86
Rubyrose99
I mean say what you want, it works as advertised.
CheeseborgarSoop
The pausing and then starting again is what makes it hilarious.
GravityError
There must be an easier way!
Patronsaintofboredom
That is the dumbest thing ever. I want it
itsallaboutthecones
xj4low
Do you want hot wax flung all over the room? Because that's how you get wax everywhere.
Jheklstuff
davcam
JackHL01
mrmb
Wombatish
Confused Fire Marshall: Somehow, the lit candle just exploded? Mostly in that direction.
nicknac241
This kills the candle.
Vergenbuurg
gotosleep gotosleep gotosleep v
ChazzK
*candle self-ignites*"... I'm sorry"
AnAverageBoxEnthusiast
i hwas gonna post that
shotty814
... so it's not a chastity cage. Or even more magical, working the other way so it blooms like a flower!
MithridateEupator
I'd still let you lock me in it
murderhobbit
Would you? That's fun haha
Gayforbae
Well I've got a collection... some of them even have spikes!
ChastityDoll
Spikes seem a little too extreme for me. I just like regular old chastity.
davesaint01930
I have several cages, I have a niche situation, though. I have huge balls and average shlong. The biggest ring is the only one that fits.
Well clearly the solution is to cut off the balls
No way.
HardcoreMango
So.. when you go soft it just kinda pinches the tip of your dick?
drakionx
People have always been clever and innovative
mercswar
I want one for three wick candles
SirBobby98121
Victorian problems call for Victorian solutions.
kkanne20
"Hey Candle™️, can you turn off in 15 minutes? Thanks"
WhatUpDog3000
Servants hate this trick.
trinxter
Yes, but they were working on androids already in the 1600s. https://publicdomainreview.org/essay/early-androids-and-artificial-speech/
Deathtospam
Mechanical engineering is awesome.
Myothercarisadelorean
Put... Put your candles in it.
LawFiveGuy
at first I thought the snapping shut action cracked the ring. it took a couple of cycles to realize wax dripped down the outside
syntheticgod8
Keeps you from burning your house down. Makes sense
AWhoopOfGorillas
Cryoplazma
eeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
HubicPairs
A pedo waxing poetic about his own career
IgnisInvictus
Oh that's cool.
HypnagogicHallucinations
They're taking our jobs!!!
htapoicoS
Derkkerr jeeerrbbsss
J4nein4ne
I'm curious as to how gentle this is on the wick. I'd like to see the base of the clappy part be a little more flared out in the middle.
Sebastopol140
That's neat!
whoisyourdaddy
It's not a 'courting timer'?
NerdyBloke
So I spend 30 minutes falling asleep just to be woken up 30 minutes later by the sound of this thing snapping together? What is this? Sleeping for ants?
steelundecided
The original Clapper. Lights off
Twinklepot
Beautiful and useful.
DiscountMentat
Fill the clappers with black powder to use this as an alarm instead.
SirRuppOfFigs
150 years old, and this guys wearing rubber gloves
ThomasTheWankEnglne
needs protection for when then candle goes out and the darkness rolls in like the tide on a beach of rock.
SmashySashimi
It could be from not wanting to get it dirtier, or because it’s made of unsafe metals! Antiques are fun.
painstream
Finger oils corrode the material (which is probably made with lead).
SomeDetroitGuy
...yes? I don't understand your point. Just because it's old we should treat it as disposable or something?
unfortunatelynotdeadyet
He probably just found them in an old antique couch. If it was JD’s, he should probably have not put them on.
mannabananarama
For candles…yeah right.
briham86
Rubyrose99
I mean say what you want, it works as advertised.
CheeseborgarSoop
The pausing and then starting again is what makes it hilarious.
GravityError
There must be an easier way!
Patronsaintofboredom
That is the dumbest thing ever. I want it
itsallaboutthecones
xj4low
Do you want hot wax flung all over the room? Because that's how you get wax everywhere.
Jheklstuff
davcam
JackHL01
mrmb
Wombatish
Confused Fire Marshall: Somehow, the lit candle just exploded? Mostly in that direction.
nicknac241
This kills the candle.
Vergenbuurg
gotosleep gotosleep gotosleep
v
ChazzK
*candle self-ignites*
"... I'm sorry"
AnAverageBoxEnthusiast
i hwas gonna post that
shotty814
... so it's not a chastity cage. Or even more magical, working the other way so it blooms like a flower!
MithridateEupator
I'd still let you lock me in it
murderhobbit
Would you? That's fun haha
Gayforbae
Well I've got a collection... some of them even have spikes!
ChastityDoll
Spikes seem a little too extreme for me. I just like regular old chastity.
davesaint01930
I have several cages, I have a niche situation, though. I have huge balls and average shlong. The biggest ring is the only one that fits.
Gayforbae
Well clearly the solution is to cut off the balls
davesaint01930
No way.