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Jan 15, 2017 12:24 AM
GregJenningsBrokenLeg
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gmoney4321
or can you?
AlexDuos
He can't fight everyone, but the expendables sure can.
TheStealthHippopotamus
An Italian male and a supermodel mother; yeah the daughters are going to be hot
SorchCakeBandit
I bet they all have the voice of Sylvester though.
CallmeMefford
Lol the one on the right has her blackbelt ;-)
NyQuilDaydream
Sadly pornstar doesn't run in the family...
Gantzz321
I believe his first movie ever was one. its where he got the "stallion" nic name
BushelOfLabeouf
YOU ARE THE SPECIES AND I AM THE EXTINCTION NYEEEEEEEEH
ronburgandy69
peanutbutterandballs
The youngest one isn't 18....
Poserman
and the middle one is 17
Salvad0R
show them usersub, they will be emotionally hardened within 12 hours
TheDivineUsersub
I'm physically hardened inside of 5 seconds. 6 if you include how long it takes to go limp, again.
TheDivineUsersub
I'm physically hardened inside of 5 seconds. 6 if you include how long it takes to go limp, again.
TraceOfHumanity
Lotta thirsty creepers in these comments...
RedRiderCarbineAction200ShotRangeModelAirRifle
I'm in the same situation. The second amendment may not have been written for this, but this is how I use it.
Gagagugu
How???
michealmmsm
Good thing the mom is hot!!!
AverageOmar
Classic case of the cheerleader effect, you see if you separate them out you realise Stallone isn't actually that attractive
mordaedil
Have you seen his fucking cheekbones? That is a signifier of male attractiveness.
Storm5
How dare you he's without a doubt the best looking one in the picture
Iminclassrightnotnotpayingattection
Aren't they 14, 18, and 20
webgem23
I would tongue dart each one of their fart holes...
ChaseGray89
HOOMANGUY
When your daughters are more beautiful then you are and you ask yourself if you are really the mother.
Spoffles
*than
Tazmo523
I'd offer them a Brisk ice tea, and I'd been in.
ValhallaBackYall
sdtitan89
kluang
What are you, Japanese?
Mimsey
d'awww.
un4spyder
Fuck Stallone, he cost me a job.
styvan
As virtually a gay dude (Im bisexual but with a heavy preference to men) DAYUM!!!!
EadEchiC
Are you sure this isn't the premise for the next Rocky Movie? Balboa: Champs last defense of the Chastity Belt
oshkoshmygosh
Hot? The younger two are still children.
zagibu
What in the hell does that matter? Do you realize that sexual attractiveness doesn't care about human made laws?
raidleadergutts
No no, you can't say that! Obviously the laws dictate whether or not someone should be found attractive & if you disagree you're a pedo!
JKJM
Technically, they are all still children.
wrekemrobbie
Technically, we're all still children
TheDivineUsersub
Technically, I'm beating myself off like I'm trying to start a survival fire on my willy.
oshkoshmygosh
My god
NeuroMortis
Still bangable. Every. One. Of. Them.
ManOfIce
Stop being fucking creepy.
NeuroMortis
theothercollin
hey, it's you from the last time!
djethex
DoubleDip.mov
NeuroMortis
Hey, I changed my comment. lol
PunnyPride
even sylvester?
eastbayrae
If it meant I got to fuck one of the daughters, even the mediocre one, I would ride that D into the sunset.
CaptainMcFloaty
Especially Sylvester
ladyinthesheetsfreakonthestreets
The youngest is 14. Imgur calm down and keep your pants on
CrackerUmustBTrippin
Well it never seemed to stop Elvis Presley http://www.grunge.com/11639/dark-truth-behind-elvis/
totalwiener
Don't know why you got downvoted, plenty of celebrities got away with this shot before social media became huge.
totalwiener
*shit
CrackerUmustBTrippin
People don't like to besmudge their wholesome celebrity memories, I get it.
LenBawler
Whycantifindagoodgif
Who is she
Imgonnatipyouwell
Mildly obsessed with her. Watched In The Blood, so bad yet so so good!
mole31415
the powerhouse chick from the deadpool movie or am i mistaken?
smillark
Who is she
Whycantifindagoodgif
Who is she
Tonyt0nes
She's in the Mandalorian and get name is Cara Dune
InfiniteSynapse
Super hero landing girl
GregJenningsBrokenLeg
Gina Carano...MMA fighter turned actress, also a fox
escudonbk
Rhonda Rousey before Rhonda Rousey. Domiant but more a striker, got beat by Cyborg then retired.
BichesLoveMy120mmSabotPracticeRound
Angel Dust too
miah1391
More angry Rosie O'Donnell
supercalafragilisticexpialadocious
Latest picture of them
RavennaMagnus
I would just work my way through them all from left to right
raidleadergutts
2, 3, 1, 4, 5
PewDieDieDie
That's the smile of a real lifetime accomplishment
ImProbablyJoking
I appreciate beauty for beauty's sake but I prefer a cute girl who's down to earth and looks the part. So, far right. Please and thank you.
deliciousMulansauce
He married the First Lady?
Addeen
Second to the right looks like Monica Bellucci... Somethings not right :O
SimZz
Goddamn, his legs are thinner than his daughter's
mjkone
Look how proud he is "I made these"
wesmir
Cheerleader effect
JuarezAleutians
I wonder if he takes them to the zoo
kingking91
I call dibs on the wife!
DaenerysStormbornoftheHouseTargaryen
I would NOT be comfortable dressed in those tight little dresses around my dad... awkward!
ChrisLucas1
You won't know till you try
AnalTelescope
Its like the imperfections in him and his wife canceled out each other in their daughters. Magical
TanithRosenbaum
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heterosis
CLK323
Far right looks like the boy from dazed and confused
memorminey
See, Trump? you don't touch your daughter in questionable places.
Merrilh
Two of them look Asian
Maphod
Making them look perfect
SunWorshiper1
Mom's game is strong.
ILikedTheirOldStuffBetter
Damn, are they that tall or is Sly that short?
ohthatsgood
Yes
LadyWidebottom
They're wearing heels. So they're probably taller than average, but the heels give them an added boost.
classicrapeydolphin
He's pretty short.
lazysombrero
And they are on stilettos too
classicrapeydolphin
Yeah, I'd say they're all between 5'6 and 5'8?
classicrapeydolphin
I guess he's 5'10", which is average. I was going off of what I heard, my bad.
aprilludgateduire
He's 5'10"
classicrapeydolphin
You're 5'10".
lostnortherner
Saw him getting out of a cab in NYC once, no way in hell the guy is 5'10" not even close.
MuffinTheDog
IMDB profile says he's 5'9''.
ClintonHardy
Sly is short, but he also likes tall women. Source: he dated my friend's aunt; a tall native woman
ginastringr
They're hot but I think there's also the cheerleader effect here
justicebeaverr
Nah, all three are smokin
Belckan
I disagree completely.
letmemakeyouasandwich
What's the cheerleader effect?
Imonimgurmainlyforcats
Yea I agree with that but it's also that 2 are just plain hot, half due to lucky genes and half due to make up
ruferto
only one of the daughters is super attractive to me
Kolibrei
Which one?
ruferto
middle
thesarahpowellexperience
I feel like the last one on the right is quite plain, so the cheerleading effect works for her. Tho she looks like The youngest
BrockfuckingSamson
I agree, Sylvester Stallone looks way worse than that.
clutchthepearls
Bullshit. You'd jerk off to an old gum wrapper one of them dropped.
TemporaryUzername
hahahahah
bigredfiretruk
i jerked off to your comment
davecoulierssuperfullhousefanclub
spookymormonhelldream
Middle left is the only one I wouldn't actively call attractive. But that doesn't make her unattractive
HmmICantThinkOfACleverUsernameRightNow
One in the right is cute but not nearly as hot to me as the other daughters. But still, none of them is unattractive, certainly.
waldosbabe
U must be joking. I don't like her hair or makeup but she's the only one I would call hot. The rest are just pretty.
kiDDarknessssS
Far left is hottest.
waldosbabe
Her chin is kinda huge.
xVancha
Take away the make-up and I think the far right got the luckiest genetically. Not the best picture of her.
Quiquemunch
Prefer the one in the middle.
Qualios
I prefer far right. She's a rebel. We should wing for each other.
Krace22
Sure when and where let's do this
ShinksAvoHazaar
Which one is Adrianne?
sothereeyewas
All of them
telepickup
The real Adrianne was the friends we made along the way.
Sitraka
i don't get the ref...wasn't Adrianne the wife of Rocky ?
JumballWotersun
beneottercumbersnoot
There has to be a downside...I'm guessing they all talk like him. The longer I think about it, the funnier it is to me.
VAiSiA
snazzypuke
I nearly chocked on my beer from this
Lavacop
Kidding or not, his iconic sound is due a doctor severing something in his face during childbirth
ChrisLucas1
Left side of his face is somewhat paralyzed no?
instantbeetle
I think that accounts for some of it, but I think part of it is just how he talks.
ChrisLucas1
Left side of his face is somewhat paralyzed no?
Squeezelor
Yeah, he has Bell's Palsy I believe because of nerve paralysis at birth from the doctor.