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SomeDetroitGuy
This batman is the best one.
yourmomisminenow
what happened to the little girl?
Nepeta33
scarecrow.
FriendlyCordyceps
Nananananananananananananananana BEST FRIEEEEEEEEEEEND
diamondman00
I distinctly remember a thing where Batman went to comfort a dying psychic girl. Anyone else?
RiggityRiggityWrecked
SerpentWearer
I appreciate your username :)
ShyFryGuy
This. The biggest reason Batman is an awesome hero. Not the brains, the gear, nor what he stands for. It's his compassion that really got me
ReallyGoodBee
Like I've always said, the best superhero stories are about the people behind the masks. And the movies always fucking forget that.
Nobody7713
It's empathy. He's been through too much pain in his own life, he doesn't want others to become like him.
Aconite
He's been a child too shaken to speak. It's what created Batman. So he knows the first things she truly needs.
sarabearr
But this is why I love batman so much
shocky377
Why cant we have this Batman in movies.
DoctorIdentity
Because he has to be GRITTY and TOUGH and a MURDERER.
ReallyGoodBee
Just like Superman has to FLY and SHOOT LASERS and PUNCH. REALLY. FUCKING. HAAAARD.
ThatTorrentGuy
What is this from and where do you suggest I read it?
isthatriight
Hi
BuckTurgid
I hope we can seem some of this batman in the next movies. We haven't seen this side yet in any of the iterations so far.
KaiRobinson
He hugged the little girl in Metropolis but he wasn't in the suit, hopefully as he gets through his redemption arc we'll see more of this.
megfc
I didn't even know he had this side.
JeziBelle
This kind of thing is why the super uber grimdark versions of Batman piss me off so much.
tacothebird
Ye
isildur
Batsuit may not be so reassuring. Maybe he should trying switching for a few minutes to something friendlier, like a clown or jester costume
Fishworshipper
I think most kids would prefer Batman to a clown.
isildur
I was joking, because Gotham City kids have extra reason to find clowns scary...
Metallorgano2016
Batman is the definition of a superhero
jcates91
Some say that Batman being human is his greatest weakness, but it's actually his greatest strength.
ZD8806
GinGi79
This is what I point to when people say "Only kids read comics". When well written/drawn, it's just great fiction with a poignant message
PantsGuy
What Batman story is this from?
Myniggathatwasdeep
what happened to her?
RhosgobelRabbit
Scarecrow experimented with fear chemicals on her. He basically used her as a lab rat like his father had done to him
Myniggathatwasdeep
nice
Nolfelix115
Jesus Christ that's fucked up
excepttheoneswhoaredead
I always imagined she'd been raped or molested, so I guess that's... better?
igotashake
yeah thats what i thought as well
aleszisme
BAT-UP
ThySausagePrince
I read this in Kevin Conroy's voice.
KaiRobinson
I always read Batman in Kevin Conroy's voice but about two years ago I started reading Gordon's in Ben McKenzie's for some reason...
AllRightAlbright
Source?
rxse7en
D.C. Should just get Nolan to do all of their movies.
IamNotaFreakyFishGuy
I think they should get the writers from their animated films to write the live-action ones.
chilachinchila
Wich comic is this
catsmatsrats
Two fp's in a night? I might have to send nudes now. And yes, I am curvy
rainbowgoboom
Don't encourage them
Spurned
Source?
kingev101
I swear Batman's a Cop, EMT and a Psychologist rolled into one
Metalgearslade
Don't forget man and bat too.
Zootsoot
He was a traumatized little kid once too.
IamLurkerforwearemany
Nah, he's just one messed up kid talking to another
Troninater
Pretty sure he majored in such lines of work and more, and that's not counting all the 'kung-fu' he knows either. XD
laugher000
Source?
Phocks
Don't forget the world's greatest detective present past and future.
Flyndaran
That's the point. He literally is an expert in every-fucking-thing any human ever was. I find him more boring that superman.
FuIVIanChu
Oh course, because he is the goddamn batman
Mcknizzle
The world's greatest detective
kibateo
He's basically like a father to Gotham. He protects his "children", makes sure they are safe and helps them with their problems
DVSBSTrD
All he has to do is ask himself: What would Lenny Robinson do?
pyronyzen
The first 3 people who talked to him after the incident.
ThePcPirate
he knows what its like to be a scared kid without parents around to help
Danishlmgurian
Do you know what else he is? An orphan.
TheGum25
He breaks the law, breaks people on the reg, and is one of the most mentally "unhealthy" in society, and that's what makes him my hero.
RheaButt
He's the only founding member of the justice league that isn't a superhuman, so to balance it out he's also an expert on everything
GhostDonkey
don't forget millionaire and playboy.
stabbedintheface
So...a Paramedic?
tommytraddles
Batman's a scientist!
Jexban
It's not Batman!
SEGSan
An EMT? Never saw a comic of him performing first aid.
LegendaryKatman
He trached the green lantern once. But tracheostomies aren't within the EMTs scope of practice.
SEGSan
Depends, IIRC EMT-Ps do them.
kosmoosi
Stands to reason: he beats up homeless and people with mental disorders.
kmikl
... and he's the good guy.
Alcard
And he's really into his cosplay. It's super on point.
Homersbackfat
When does he beat up a homeless person?
ILikeYourDespair
Did you really not get that it's Joker?
Homersbackfat
How, how do you figure that the guy in tailored suits, the crime king of Gotham is homeless?
ILikeYourDespair
How would he have a home?
TheDudePlayingTheDudeDisguisedAsAnotherDudeRDJ
When those homeless people were threatening to kill other people.
ChrisHemsworthsBulge
Good. Them god damned hippies need to get a job.
oneyuvi
Ditto!
ChrisHemsworthsBulge
Ditto!
ChrisHemsworthsBulge
Ditto!
oneyuvi
Ditto!
ChrisHemsworthsBulge
Ditto!
ChrisHemsworthsBulge
Ditto!
Tymich92
And scientist, philanthropist, ninja, detective, billionaire...
Sheepyhead
He's a skillmonkey
PhilTheFluffiestDogOnTheInternet
Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist.
JayneVimes
Princess ballerina firefighter
APackOfExcitedGingers
A literal one man army
Odmanra
And a guy who loves BDSM!
mistermystery
Specialization is for insects.
r0bber
Billionaire again because he built the watchtower
kmikl
.. Bill Gates wants to do that. Legit.
Actualdeadpool
Do... Do you not?
KilljoyWasHere
Playboy.
kmikl
So help me if you say the best part of me was poured out of a bottle I'm going to kick your everloving ass before you get the suit on.
BathroomHumor
He is a full on rapist, you say?
nchJoJo
I cried of laughter
OnlyIn
dude gonna have a bad day when Batman catch him
JoshuaMadoc
He won't. Batman will just put him in Arkham, where he'll just get away.
shaversaver
You havn't read the comics have you
JoshuaMadoc
I've lost faith in Western spandex comics years ago. I avoid it like the plague and have to rely on this site for cherrypicked highlights.
iBoulderDash
If Batman is ever after you, you're going to have a bad day period. But this in particular is going to be REALLY GOD DAMN BAD.
vetinar1
squintobean
A real bad day.
Attacker732
Like a more brutal, less lethal version of John Wick?
MrWolfwood
"I'm Batman, and I'm removing all feeling below your neck"
Nolfelix115
What comic is this?
IFoldlyGo
Imagine if that was Harley talking to the little girl. The guy who did this should be glad it is Batman that finds him.
cthulhusbestfriend
Jesus if Harley heard this l shudder at the thought. There would be nothing left
herrau
While that is true.. If it was Rorshach, he'd have even worse day.
veritas1980
Midnighter. 'nuff said.
SunBrolem
I mean... Punisher kills people. Batman beats them up. Rorschach actually tortures people. Like, brutal torture.
herrau
Superhero psychopath.
cowboyshooter
Rorshach is the love child of Batman and Punisher
jimiboyz
I'd rather be killed than suffer whatever Batman has in store for him.
Prometheusblu
Honestly Batman would most likely put him in jail just for him to break out along with the Joker. He should really invest in better security
AfroSamuraiRM
"I didn't kill him, he's in a completely stable iron lung now."
DickCheneytheDefilerBanned
Batman isn't exactly know for being brutal, aside from Miller's Batman anyhow.
Straga27
I dunno really, in the Arkham games he turns the goons into paste in a rather effective manner.
Imhereforthelurking
Arkham Batman. You run around and pugilize every single criminal you find with extreme prejudice. Animated series and Justice League as well
DickCheneytheDefilerBanned
2/ like getting to the joker before the joker gets away.
DickCheneytheDefilerBanned
Read the comics... imagine how dull a game would be based off the comics. Animated series he is only brutal when he's after a bigger baddie
AdolfDumbledore
Dude breaks bones, assuming criminals have a hard time getting jobs, permanent non lethal injuries might make living worse.
Jackslaps
Batman's corporation also sells pharmaceutical products that would alleviate those injuries. Coincidence? I THINK NOT!
DickCheneytheDefilerBanned
Depends on who his fighting really. Usually he goes for swift knock outs unless he needs reach a more menacing villian
RipleysBelieveItOrDie
Because being hit in the head is so much better for you.