Mar 16, 2018 1:25 AM
CakeTheAllEat
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SatanOfCourse
v I KNOW right?
PraiseThePook
I don't know why I love this... But I really do.
APXONTAS
When comedy understands god better than religious people.
AmazonSally
FYI, being gay isn't a sin itself in the bible, it's the physical act that is the sin
ProbablyDrunkAgain
Oh, this was back when they were actually original and funny.
PiratePaisan
Truth XD
twowholeinches
Jeasus if we got to hell for not buying winrar.... Lotsa people are goin to hell is all I'm sayin.
SendingThoughtsAndPrayers
Preach it sister
TayTayLovin
RogersPlace
RatoMolhado
PerryTheDoubleAgent
Guess I'm going in hell for winrar
imjustgonnabehere
Is this not Adventures of God but with a different art style?
GumiGopher
+1 for WinRAR mediocrity
Satherian
White text with black outline can be easily read over any background
Othernate
Thanks, Satan.
RegularSauce
Gaynadians?
37bushelsofpotatoesx2
Just the French part. Kidding, I love you all.
GinOClock
I fuck everyone, Glorious and Free, bitches!
gayerthanacavscout
twodumbthumbs
Daw....
outrunningmyguide
#whenSNLgetsitright
chloramphenicolderivative
Lol the tag is empty
TheFakeCraigFerguson
My brain messed that up and I read it as gets it straight lol
CongratsYouAreHereNow
Gentrification doesn't fix the problems of poverty, it just moves them somewhere else... under duress as well
SirGrumps
How is this more accurate than the ideologies of a lot of churches in America?
BigSnicker
It makes sense when you start thinking of churches as businesses. You often have to adapt the product to suit your local market.
Tyr3f1ng
I think the ideologies are pretty similar, but a lot of people that go just take away what they want and leave what they don't agree with
wolfebane42
Because someone thought about this for more than 5 minutes? Ok, sorry that was low...
WalrusPhone
Because one of the writers at SNL had probably actually read the Bible?
lafemmenikita
I'd say about equally accurate. As in, completely fabricated.
robots914
76.5edgy61527me
Mckenzullz
Because according to the bible homosexuality is a sin, but then American churches forget about loving your neighbor and loving your enemies
idoindeedhavegenitals
It's pretty strongly debatable whether that's actually the intent of those verses. There's fairly compelling evidence that it's not.
InTheBeginningWasTheNerd
Because A) American churches have no central authority regulating dogma, so each of them was left theologically up on the individual 1/
andrewcs962718
Kind of a generalization, wouldn't you say?
preacher and his education in theology, which wasn't always very thorough, and B) American churches were founded by the extremists who 2/
usually thought the locals were "too moderate" on some specific issue (the Pilgrims thought Cromwell's Puritans were weak sauce, 3/
the Great Revivalists thought the East Coast was a den of sin, &c.). 4/4
SatanOfCourse
PraiseThePook
I don't know why I love this... But I really do.
APXONTAS
When comedy understands god better than religious people.
AmazonSally
FYI, being gay isn't a sin itself in the bible, it's the physical act that is the sin
ProbablyDrunkAgain
Oh, this was back when they were actually original and funny.
PiratePaisan
Truth XD
twowholeinches
Jeasus if we got to hell for not buying winrar.... Lotsa people are goin to hell is all I'm sayin.
SendingThoughtsAndPrayers
Preach it sister
TayTayLovin
RogersPlace
RatoMolhado
PerryTheDoubleAgent
Guess I'm going in hell for winrar
imjustgonnabehere
Is this not Adventures of God but with a different art style?
GumiGopher
+1 for WinRAR mediocrity
Satherian
White text with black outline can be easily read over any background
Othernate
Thanks, Satan.
RegularSauce
Gaynadians?
37bushelsofpotatoesx2
Just the French part. Kidding, I love you all.
GinOClock
I fuck everyone, Glorious and Free, bitches!
gayerthanacavscout
twodumbthumbs
Daw....
outrunningmyguide
#whenSNLgetsitright
chloramphenicolderivative
Lol the tag is empty
TheFakeCraigFerguson
My brain messed that up and I read it as gets it straight lol
CongratsYouAreHereNow
Gentrification doesn't fix the problems of poverty, it just moves them somewhere else... under duress as well
SirGrumps
How is this more accurate than the ideologies of a lot of churches in America?
BigSnicker
It makes sense when you start thinking of churches as businesses. You often have to adapt the product to suit your local market.
Tyr3f1ng
I think the ideologies are pretty similar, but a lot of people that go just take away what they want and leave what they don't agree with
wolfebane42
Because someone thought about this for more than 5 minutes? Ok, sorry that was low...
WalrusPhone
Because one of the writers at SNL had probably actually read the Bible?
lafemmenikita
I'd say about equally accurate. As in, completely fabricated.
robots914
76.5edgy61527me
Mckenzullz
Because according to the bible homosexuality is a sin, but then American churches forget about loving your neighbor and loving your enemies
idoindeedhavegenitals
It's pretty strongly debatable whether that's actually the intent of those verses. There's fairly compelling evidence that it's not.
InTheBeginningWasTheNerd
Because A) American churches have no central authority regulating dogma, so each of them was left theologically up on the individual 1/
andrewcs962718
Kind of a generalization, wouldn't you say?
InTheBeginningWasTheNerd
preacher and his education in theology, which wasn't always very thorough, and B) American churches were founded by the extremists who 2/
InTheBeginningWasTheNerd
usually thought the locals were "too moderate" on some specific issue (the Pilgrims thought Cromwell's Puritans were weak sauce, 3/
InTheBeginningWasTheNerd
the Great Revivalists thought the East Coast was a den of sin, &c.). 4/4