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May 13, 2016 9:57 PM
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liamario
He responded, "eye, lmao!"
tehPhreakmang
DarkSock
She asked him if he'd like her number; he said "Would I ??? WOULD I ?!? " so she screamed back "bald bastard! Bald bastard!" and ran away
Kittenman15
I found I had a friend with a glass eye. It just came out in conversation.
Davinhiscrusaders2
Dad what did i tell you about using the internet?
thebestinthewest
Buh dum tss
Dingus2
WHY CAN'T I UPVOTE AND DOWNVOTE AT THE SAME TIME?
reverendleonard
Cockeyed
FireKeepersDogma
Step one: go outside
brasky456
Go the fuck to bed, Dad.
Mariostar7
I like this because it isn't a twist. It's still a happy ending, just so happens it's a pun.
msmooen
She just puts the eye back in without washing it? Dude.
jackbos
ಠ_ಠ (1/2)
jackbos
ಠ_ಠ
anakedgoober
Dad level joke +1
lenomdeplume
This is now my second fave joke for picking up women...after the no thigh-gap means tight vag thing.
stillborntoiletbaby
Fwd: fwd: fwd: fwd:
daithi19
"Sighs" well played
UnhelpfulAnswers
"get out!" - replied the man
iamOzymandiasLookOnMyWorksDumbassAndDespair
I'm the eye hole man! Get all up outta here with my eyeholes!
Bomchickawahwah
http://instantrimshot.com/
Cereaza
Wait, who's trying to pick up who here?
NayeliFierro
BAHAHA! So I should lose an eye? Jk... 0.o
vaultdweller907
Repost
premierelemon
Always wondered how a fake eye doesn't just seem to always be looking off in random directions. Even if only by a little.
Obandigo
13 year old self remembers this joke from back in the day
Suavesuaverson
ahhh some many puns:)
yummmmm
i'm the eyehole man
ConfessionBare
Ooooooh yah baby. Socket to me.
lazyhobbit
take the fucking upvote... well played.
BilldeTurlock
"Hare-lip hare-lip!" <-- for old-timers
justmehe
Peg leg, Peg leg!!!
SuperDelux
Thanks, I was thinking about that.
BilldeTurlock
"Would I, would I??Q?"
ihavealteredmyusernameagainprayidontalteritanyfurther
Corny as fuck... I approve.
rdmguy
Not many cornea
AceOfNines
CORNEAS FUCK???
ihavealteredmyusernameagainprayidontalteritanyfurther
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=corny