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RVNomad
Ssssssssssss
The Auror's uniform looks kinda Nazi like...
FknCasual
This kind of looks like the next version of the game "Clue"
Canadianfartnoises
Fan fiction yo. There are hundreds of stories that continue and even change things to make the new story better.
ArmBROgeddon
Those Auror uniforms are so cool. I'd wear them. Day to day.
CyclePathe
Ministry wanker Granger
overunderwhelmed
Auror Potter is damn sexy, "black parade" costume and all
Thatoneguyjosh
Malfoy is not a banker anymore. He is a CSI who helps the flash after leaving the wizarding world because he was sad about his choices!
hacktastick
Chaser Weasley? Wouldn't Ginny be Chaser Potter?
orDNary
I would love to see Malfoy being a shady shit that pushes Gringotts bank out of the market
NachomanDandyCabbage
tamalero
I'm going to be very sad the day we lose Dame Maggie Smith, Sir Ian McKellen and Sir Patrick Stewart.
EarthTourist
i just want Ron' s coat. damn
cobrapup
When I saw the first pic I thought they were going to make a sequel to Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club. And...we don't want that.
Sacccchin
It would be great if they make a porn sequel instead of fantasy.
Sacccchin
With porn sequel I shall stay royal and die being a potter head lol
koolit6
Looking at the first pic I was like is it Harry Potter and the black parade?
technobass
Sandrak
Where could I get the jackets Harry and Ron wear?
Imgonnatipyouwell
SquareEnix design department?
wenchtastic
Camden market in London... or goth retailers online
RforRandi
Banker?
Silbonito
Thank you, JK Rowling had said he became a healer
GwenShepard1
i cant find any source about that. it says everywhere he never worked
Bladeroller
*Minister for Magic Granger
FindusSomKatten
i would assume she worked her way up? or did she start at the top
Bladeroller
Wait, is she really Minister now? I just made that comment cause I thought she should be.
FindusSomKatten
j.k rowling says she is but she sunk my mcgonnagle dumbledore ship so i'm pissy about her opinions.
Bladeroller
Well you could just say you agree with my opinion then hahaha
BubbaRunski
I always forget Ginny was supposed to have a personality. I saw her as an empty Damsel character in the books and movies.
PMMeYourPopplios
She was awesome in the books, but the movies ruined her... :(
guantanamobayxx
Especially in the 6th and 7th books her skills with attack magic are especially praised and she is well known for her bravery and skill.
fairybug
That's because she started as a youngster who didn't know any better, and her only development thereafter as an out-of-the-blue romance.
guantanamobayxx
Really? I felt like in the books she became seriously badass when she grew into her own, from the 4th books and up. Read again!
BubbaRunski
Then she gets good at magic in later books because well, we've learned her name, might as well put her in the final battle.
BubbaRunski
Meh She was harry's love interest but I never bought that because Duh, Hermione. She plays Quiddich, which offered nothing plotwise so idc
guantanamobayxx
Fred and George often compliment her on her skill in magic.
guantanamobayxx
Hermione was clearly always intended for Ron, though. And it's not in the later books. You see it from early on, right in the third book.
welliguessthiswilljusthavetodo
Correct me if I'm wrong but I'm pretty sure Hermione is the Minster of Magic, correct?
xobug12345
You're correct
PeopleSeemToHaveLongNamesOnImgur
You're wrong, what she actually is, is a fictional character who's story stopped after whatever happens to her in the last book.
mildlyamusing
So Minister of Magic then, considering the last book is Cursed Child.
guantanamobayxx
You are, but this series is more right after they get out of school, while Hermione doesn't become Minister for about two more decades.
ZorkFox
I'm out of the loop. Whence comes this information?
MischaJaschaToschaSascha
Cursed child
ZorkFox
Ahhh. Thanks.
smashpro1
And Malfoy is a Healer at St. Mungo's.
ThenIDefyYouStars
That didn't seem to be the case in Cursed Child
guantanamobayxx
He is? Aw... That sounds like seeking redemption for his being unable to do right when he was younger :/
ImgurianWhoClaimsToBeAnExpertOnEverything
And Harry is some sort of high up officer, more than just an auror if I remember.
ThenIDefyYouStars
director of magical law enforcement
ImgurianWhoClaimsToBeAnExpertOnEverything
But as director he choked on his aspirations
SociallyConfidentButterfly
Way better concept than Cursed Child.
ktktktkt
I saw the play before I read the script, and that made me appreciate it much more. Wonderful, wonderful work.
Zixtank
The cursed child was a fan fiction that somehow ended up getting green lit. I don't consider it canon.
Lambdafish1
It is canon though, sold as the "eighth harry potter book" no less.....
PMMeYourPopplios
Rowlng also said it's canon
invisibleegg
You wouldn't be saying that if you saw it on stage....
Lucidacide
I didn't saw it on stage but I found the script poor and I was unsatisfied.
Nomulus
So one of the rare cases where it was better performed than it was written?
SociallyConfidentButterfly
I find it amusing how you assume I haven't seen it on stage XD
invisibleegg
Everyone I've seen complain about it seems to have only read it. It's only half the experience. Sure, the plot's not as great as the (1)
invisibleegg
other books, but it was great fun to watch. Great performances, effects etc. I found the story fun... it was the kind of thing I expected.
invisibleegg
But if you've seen it and didn't like it, fair enough. How you could not have enjoyed it is beyond me though!
animatronicvelcrorat
Am I the only one who would actually feel a bit HAPPY to see Malfoy actually enjoying himself as a banker?
Mewmus
probably be some sub-prime lender
grandfalloon
"Dark magic is great, but what really makes me happy is helping first-time buyers qualify for their new home."
ihavepotatoinmyanusandilikeit
have a upvote you
Grinfish
Okay, I really want to see THAT webseries.
animatronicvelcrorat
This guy right here gets me.
grandfalloon
https://media.giphy.com/media/iGHbjYrUftITS/giphy.gif
PeopleSeemToHaveLongNamesOnImgur
"... and then cursing it with dark magic."
SirSage
I love the smell of chaotic neutral in the morning.
Glorioussuparman
I would rather see him as a healer
Caniac
I'm falling behind on the series but surely they could find jobs for Ron's brothers?
bigian77
Oh, honey...
BallsToYouMyGoodSir
All but one
PMMeYourPopplios
They all have jobs by the last book. Actually Ron replaced George
Saffron89
Percy: ministry. Bill: curse breaker for Gringotts. George: Business owner. Charlie: works with dragons in Romania.
PuppermintJerryJr
Fred: Jobless
pazuzu
Saffron89
Fred: casualty of May 1998.
SonicTheEdgehogg
*brother
ImmoralWombat
He's got three others besides the twins
firedwarfs
Charlie work with magic creatures, Percy clerk work, George runs wizard wheezes, and bill worked at gringotts in egypt
triagepony
And Fred feeds worms and insects
SonicTheEdgehogg
Yeah but they already have jobs,
ImmoralWombat
Fair enough
arist0v
And the last twin too he have a store
SonicTheEdgehogg
Yeah but would he want to stay thee if the whole store reminded him of his dead twin?
nathanpietrobarton
That Longbottom photoshop made me laugh
AmArschdieRaeuber
Lunas´ awful, too
SexicoMitty
"Professor Long Tom" is my new porno name.
nathanpietrobarton
Enjoy your new profession, or new porn name, whichever is relavant
nathanpietrobarton
Enjoy your new profession, or new porn name, whichever is relavant
TheRapMan
Bardcrest
Hell I would watch it and I stopped watching the movies after Goblet of Fire
CantWeAllJustGetOolong
Amen. I didn't see 7 in theatre before 6 was so terrible. Really only went to see 8 for the closure and to geek out with the other nerds.
Fistouille
This is why you'd watch it
ThatswhatIwasthinking
That's what I was thinking
AVeryVeryVeryVeryVeryVeryVeryLostDragon
Goblet is my least favorite compared to the books, I have to admit.
Prit369
I'd rather JKR did a book on it instead of a movie.
ShartsoftheAllFather
I want to know what the chosen one, the brightest witch of her age, and their lovable yet hapless friend did after stopping the apocalypse.
PMMeYourPopplios
Read the Cursed Child
RedPandasandDepression
Basically became a magical creature rights activist in the ministry and helped to overhaul all the corruption in it with Kingsley and Harry
PrecogFrogOnALog
I hear the hapless friend bought an ice cream truck and now travels the countryside giving out free ice cream.
HurryUpIGotNuts2bustButtstoFuckndSlutstofuckinUppercut
Drugs
ShartsoftheAllFather
Plot twist, there is no magic. Everyone is just tripping balls.
Garouleloup
http://imgur.com/TkCzkbb
SirKhan
Read barry trotter
Dandolo
He was only hapless in the films.
neatomagneto
Dude. You have to watch the rest! 7 and 8 are just amazing.
jagecage
Did you put the rest of your movie tickets into the goblet of fire?
legua
DID YOU PUT YOUR TICKETS INTO THE GOBLET OF FIRE
jagecage
Yes! Thank you! I mean, "no sir"
ilikeu
-Dumbledore asked calmly
LoTRFanatic42
"HARRYDIDYAPUTYERNAMEINTHEGOBLETOFFIRE?" Dumbeldore asked calmly.
greatdane72
You stopped when they started getting good
sdfq3gb23gb423g2
4 was the worst though, can't blame him too much.
towhatdoiowethepleasure
FindusSomKatten
meh i liked 3 the most
ginastringr
They're all good movies brent
GavinScreaming
4 is pretty trash tbh
GuardianDinklage
Order could have been better. But I'm only saying that because I'm bitter that they took so many of my favourite parts out
wellthisjustgotinteresting
*psst* the books are better
cosmicanchovies
The books came out when I was in middle school. I'm re reading them now with my son. So so awesome to pass it on to the next gen
ughimbored
Billion times better
NobleSavant
But then you have to read the word 'snogging' several dozen times. Pros and cons there.
RevanTheJedi
*psst* it's free real estate
Bardcrest
I know. I have read more of the books....but not all of them.
wellthisjustgotinteresting
Bardcrest
Yeah....I could....but not going to.
wellthisjustgotinteresting
Jordgubbez
Totally read Hermione's as "Ministry Wanker Granger"
JigsawLV
Might as well, Emma Watson is a bitch
dogton
Haha, I bet you beat women.
pudgychicken
I did that too, but as "Mister Wanker Granger"
anvil
God damn it! It's "Ministry Wankeress Weasley"!
SpaceWeatherMan
Well after you reach the top the only way to go is down.
IsthisaBeaver
Ha ha me 2
LordBlackbeardIII
I was looking for this!
CrunchyLookingLeaf
Professor Long Tom :P
CrunchyLookingLeaf
Professor Long Tom :P
chloramphenicolderivative
Well... The title is still correct.
nikseen
Same here
fyndir
Every single time it gets reposted I read it like that.
uvwaex
Well I'd see that movie for sure
halocon720
Most government officials are, aren't they?
EmmaWatsonReference
https://media.giphy.com/media/aRPqKrOjNUl32/giphy.gif
whitewater0034
Her and Ole "Long tom" would make a good team.
kidtutty
Well somebody has to take care of Ron from time to time....keep that Auror in tippy-tip shape
Vagetarian
*keep that Auror's tip in top shape
konelhft
Just the tippy-tip?
strumfooligan
The best tip. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/86/Tri_tip.JPG/300px-Tri_tip.JPG
humptyblargh
That's what it says, isn't it?
Derplodicus
Same ^_^
xenopanties88
MysteryGIF
noottg
well its got a nice ring to it try saying that 5 times
MisssChanandlerBong
She'd be minister of magic and we all know it.
ThePillowman
She is in The Cursed Child
catscatsyeahcats
Came here to say this.
iholdmycatlikeababy
Me too.
ThatSquirrelInTheCorner
She is according to jk rowling
HolyShitZoom
According to the last book, she is.
XaiaX
You mean the play? I don't remember anything from the last book about her being minister.
HolyShitZoom
Yeep, play. That's what I meant. The play was released as book which I read.
XaiaX
Ah, I didn't think of it as "a book" since it's just the script, right?
KingGranticus
She was, it just seemed unmentioned because the alternate timelines and shit
feraraaaaaaaa
Why
MisssChanandlerBong
At what point was she ever ok not being the best as something? Ministry worker, in my harry potter professional opinion, is way beneath her.
feraraaaaaaaa
True ok
HolyShitZoom
I dunno man, she is pretty smart and ambitious.
feraraaaaaaaa
That's funny and all, but I didn't want to know that before the book :(
Kmoose1983
Harry looks like he's about go see the black parade
bryanew710
Why am I still glad I missed out on the appeal of My Chemical Romance?
astronomygeek7
Harry looks like a Chinese medicinal man from an anime.
RueMorgue1841
The first thing I thought was that Harry was in a Black Parade jacket xD
samuelphipps131337
Friggin preps!!1111111!!!
bronypokey6918
JOIN*
Jaco927
I read parade as "people". I was confused but now I get it.
moonXbeam
I actually get a major bowie vibe! the hair with the lightning bolt scar and the outfit are very Bowie chic lol
moonXbeam
He looks like a rockstar wizard hahaha
Crytaz
He kinda looks like an enemy from dishonored
aPokal
He looks more like a Slytherin, than the Slytherin.
SarcasticComment
I thought Harry was applying to be a State Alchemist...
dbphoenix85
First thing i thought when I saw this
TheGreatBlueHeron
He and Ron are doing a remake of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Heart's Club Band.
SardonicGrin
As I get older, this song stops being about a patient. It becomes more about all the people I've known that have died. Children, parents, fr
SardonicGrin
friends. The older I get, the more holes appear in my life. Some are gasping wounds that won't heal, some mere scratches. It happens to
SardonicGrin
Everyone goes through this, of course, but that doesn't make it easier.
CalvadosConfiture
I honestly was like 'are we doing a David Bowie Album Cover/HP crossover when I saw Harry?'
KoRplussomeletters
I think he looks like one of the Seraph of the End soldiers.
JollsZilla
Wouldn't his scar have gone away though? I thought it was just there because Voldemort had unintentionally turned him into a horcrux....
dinobots56
It also doesn't seem to be in the right spot..
JessietheGrrreat
The scar remains, the soul is gone. It just doesn't burn anymore
JollsZilla
Gotcha.
MrWolfwood
Harry and Ron are kind of Dumbass's. I don't know how they got a job.
Gayforbae
You don't need a doctorate to be an fbi agent
darkhalfbreed
*dumbasses
MrWolfwood
doombass.
UndeadAndUnamused
Yaaaassssss bitch
AwesomeShowGreatJob
Yasss thank you
RussellJackman
It's Harry Potter's Elder Wand Club Band, we hope you all enjoy the show!
BXHOVAYPCK
I thought you were going to say FEZ II but ok
GiraffeicsInterchangeFormat
That's the first thing I thought of.
TheRealStalinWhoIsStandingUp
more like a national socialist rally amirite
thefailinghero
I was ready for an "emo dump"
darkhalfbreed
Fuck beat me to it
ISmellManFlesh
My Chemical Romance was my favourite thing from ages 13-17 (20, still a fan today), so this comment thread is making me fangirl a little...
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GeesKey
25 and same
IthoughwhatIddowasIdpretendIwasoneofthosedeafmutes
Just turned 30 and I'm still a fan
darkhalfbreed
Me too, sad the broke up before i could see them play.
zozook
Given your love for MCR and username, I'm fairly certain we are the same person.
ISmellManFlesh
I knew it! Hello me. (But seriously omg hello, do you like LotR too?!)
TooMuchPressureToThinkOfAWittyUsername
Thanks to these comments I'm going to listen to MCR for the first time in a few years hahaha. :)
thegirlwiththeraptortattoo
You never stop being a fan. Never.
ISmellManFlesh
So true. They were the first concert I ever went to, and the first band that I became absolutely obsessed with. P!atD and FOB soon followed
GiraffeicsInterchangeFormat
I'm late to the party, I'll never get to see them live. But you know what? My first concert was pretty fucking awesome anyway.
GiraffeicsInterchangeFormat
Inventure, Infinity Shred, Norma Jean, The Contortionist, and Periphery. It was just this Saturday.
thegirlwiththeraptortattoo
Same here! I just saw panic a few weekends ago and it was the most outstanding show!
ISmellManFlesh
Oh my god same! I saw them a few months back in February! Yes they're soo good live. I loved it. Recently saw TOP, they're amazing live too.
gbombuh
And why are he and Ron in slightly modified US Civil War uniforms?
youlooklikeasnake
Harry looks like an 1800 Prussian friekscorp line intantry. Look it up
SarcasticComment
Cuz idk, magic... now take out your parchment and quill like pen and paper hasn't existed for a century.
Grimtastic
They look more like German WW1 uniforms. European flair
Gayforbae
Yeah. They look steampunk, in fact I'm pretty sure they are steampunk cosplay costume s
Grimtastic
You might be right, I've never really looked at steampunk cosplay
frostybox
Am I blind or is he sporting a mullett?
QuantumVikings
I thought the same thing when i saw this
XiYen13
Too bad his dad's dead.
MoogleJess
Funny I was thinking the same.
Deedeedee137
Nah. He looks like he's auditioning for the role of the doctor
TastelessBuildABear
Had a good chuckle thanks +1
HarryPotterReferenceProbably
WHEN I WAS
darkhalfbreed
A YOUNG BOY
mcdepresso
20 points to Gryffindor.
skooterLaughin
When I was
JonTiller
What have you done?
SirDavosSeaworth
I love how we're familiar enough with the culture here to you know this is all you need to start a lyric chain.
jo3v
I'm glad its there though, love when stuff like this happens.
possumsandwich
For the record, our imgurians continue the song until the very last lyric! Don't believe me? Sit back and enjoy the anxiety of 1000 clicks!
Skelezombiewolfensteinmonsteresquirethethird
Naw I'll trust you on this one, I'm a lazy mofo
ThePotatoBandit
Favorited this post because of how long the black parade lyric thread is. Bravo guys
GrumpyOldManWhatSignedUpToCommentThis
a rich man
prismquartz
a young warthog!
Sheprador
He found his aroma lacked a certain appeal.
hotdigittydangus
WHEN HE WAS A YOUNG WARTHOG!
ZimGenzko
eloquince
<3 now you're talkin
jo3v
you beautiful man, you!
CasperFreeman
When he was a young warthog!
TheMissMarianne
thank you for this.
80percentlegs
What a twist!
parttimewizzard
You cured my constipation.
Dhoosty
Very Nice...
ajmcfox
He found his aroma lacked a certain appeal, he could clear the savannah after every meal!
Drzhivago138
I'm a sensitive soul...though I seem thick-skinnnnned!
ElMacaroono
Thanks
lintwizard
I dunno, you look more like... like a big cat of some kind.
MadKingRyan
What? Like a puma?
lintwizard
Yeah, man, there you go.
FireBossie
A young boy...
Spadvemmy
My parents were murdered in cold blood by a noseless bald guy
RobertNAdams
♪ ...a dark wizard murdered my parents & tried to kill me, forever sealing a part of his soul within me. It was really quite terrible. ♫
pgarc90
I played the silver ball
wuggy
My father, BEAT ME WITH JUMPER CABLES
slagath0r
Jesus
OnanisticIdea
To see a marching band.
Winstonwhitefolk
TheUserFormerlyKnownAsPSGTheBrain
My father, took me into the city
BendorfTheGreat
To see a marching band
oenomaus
No he didn't Harry your father is dead.
ViolinGeek
To see a marching band
PuppermintJerryJr
and beat me with jumper cables.
Saffron89
He said son when you grow up
TotallySaneScientist
And beat me with jumper cables.
GingersGoRawr
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
Zasep
Good.
gardendom
i'm thoroughly impressed
duxi
"When I was a young boy, my father...got killed by Voldemort..."
yuyufan43
I laughed. +1 Dammit
icantspellsrry
KyIr
He said, "Son when you grow up, Would you be the savior of the wizards, the muggles and the elves?"
nebworb
Actually I don't remember anything he said because he died when I was very younf
Castorescu
+1
GuardianDinklage
He said "Will you, defeat them, Death Eaters, and You Know Who believers, the plans that they have made?"
duxi
Hahah! Well written! :D
FerverTorv
1- No work needed heading into first chorus.."Sometimes I get the feeling, she's watching over me. And other times I feel like I should go.
FerverTorv
2 - "And through it all, the rise and fall, the bodies in the streets / And when you're gone, we want you all to know...We'll carry on."
nebworb
Because one day, I'll see you, a phantom, to lead you to your death, to go meet Dumbledore. *guitar solo*
Axewhipe
seanyiu
So wait... Malfoy is part of a great conspiracy to destroy all wizards and witches who will not follow Voldemort and still becomes a banker?
GrumpyOldManWhatSignedUpToCommentThis
Pretty much they are,rite? https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-10-12/he-s-a-banker-crocodile-farmer-and-wanted-in-the-united-states
Astrosimian
Haven't seen many lawyers in the wizarding world.
shakattack52
so Malfoy becomes a goblin? because all of the bankers are goblins..
maximuminnovationstevejobs
Goldman Sachs tried to bankrupt the whole world that wasn't Goldman Sachs and they're still bankers
Smoothops
Isn't that what muggle bankers do to?
ButtsMcFarts
What part of that seems unrealistic to you?
kojenk
sounds about right.
cecilshinra
Please he becomes a csi that specializes in meta humans.
zackofspades
So nothing changed, in other words?
PerroMalcriado
as how the world works, that's the only logical development
thomasthetankimgurine
I always saw Draco as a Sid from Toy Story type character. He wasn't raised right, was a bully, but in adult life sorted himself out.
TheGhostofElizabethShue
I mean sure he was a Wizard Nazi but it was a first offence.
erbiumyttriumytterbium
Fitting, if you ask me.
ENCHANTMEN
Yeah, he should be a lawyer. Or the president.
midsongnipplerub
Sounds like an appropriately morally ambiguous profession.
IBelieveOdinIsReal
serendipity861
I was more thinking of the fact that he's not a goblin... Lol.
HalTheMisinterpretivePornStar
More like wanker amirite? Guys?
SirSage
HEYOOOOO UP TOP!
HalTheMisinterpretivePornStar
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
There are no wizard bankers. They have goblin-run Gringotts.
ImmaStealYoReactionPics
I thought Lucius Malfoy worked in the Ministry even after Voldemort died?
CaptainNicMays
He just wanted a steady conservative job in the wizarding world.
TheArrestingAbhorrentArrantAbominableAlliterator
Juvenile sentencing laws are a bitch, huh?
lolajayne
According to JK, he actually doesn't have a job later, because he has family money. His dad didn't either, and neither did James Potter.
TheDogEnd
I thought Lucias Malfoy was on the Board of Governors for Hogwarts? You pull down a paycheque being on a Governor's Board, don't you?
lolajayne
IDK, I'm throughly american, I don't know anything about the UK school system or boarding schools. Its possible that he did.
lolajayne
Harry petitioned to make sure Draco and his mom were not punished too badly. the rest of these are right though. Hermione's a lawyer and
lolajayne
Ginny retires from Quidditch and becomes a sports reporter.
Elimnatorssecretsanta
Hermione also was Minster for a brief period of time, no?
lolajayne
I don't remember that... Maybe? I'll have to check pottermore again...
TheDogEnd
Hermione was the Head of Magical Law Enforcement then later, yes, became MoM. That was in Cursed Child, though, so I dont know if that canon
mtbelley
I think he could do a good job as a Crime Scene Investigator....
Elerich
Guess he'll keep that idea on ice until he catches up to speed
pancreas
Fuck. You.
TheGame21x
iunderstoodthatreference.gif
psheen13
IDK, I thought he could be an alchemist.
mtbelley
He'll need a doctorate for that.
psheen13
But to say " A doctor of Alchemy" is a bit much too type all the time. Could we make it shorter?
Jynkxy
Draco was a whiny little cunt, but he was never evil. The foil to our main threesome, but never on the level of Voldermort. His father 1/?
imjusthereforthefeels
Malvoy was mostly following his father, wanted to please him.
EternalSunshineOfTheSpotlessMind
I hate when my threesomes are foiled.
Dakksys
The other two exclude you?
Yongasoo
I had a threesome last night. There were a couple of no shows but I had fun.
YESYESUCANCHANGEYOURUSERNAMECAPS
if i remember half blood prince correctly, he tried to murder multiple people?
highevolutionary
He was 16 goddammit. I felt the same fucking way too
grandfalloon
He was also 16 and stuck in a cabal of evil wizards and the lich that ruled them through fear. Not Student Of The Month, but whaddya want?
QuotablePoots
I still struggle to consider Voldemort a Lych. Yeah, a horcrux could be considered a phylactery, but he was by no means undead.
Cadpig
But he also wasn't truly alive until the last two books, either. So not a lich but neither undead or alive.
LoTRFanatic42
He didn't really want to, but he and his family would've been killed if he didn't.
CalvadosConfiture
So he was kind of stuck. I have quite a few problems with EVERYONE from Slytherin house being evil (So....why is the house STILL THERE?)
LoTRFanatic42
Yeah I was really disappointed when the Battle of Hogwats was about to begin and McGonagall ordered all the Slytherins back to their 1/2
Jynkxy
Key word: Tried. Never succeed. *Spoilers* He also disarmed one of the strongest wizards in the world but refused to kill him.
ProfetaDelNopal
But then again, did he really disarm him?
Simonator
Harry's entire final confrontation with Voldemort hinges on the fact that he did.
Jynkxy
Draco disarmed Dumble. Harry disarmed Draco. The wand never truly belongd to HWMNBN.
Jynkxy
was a DE, so considering Draco's close proximity to HWMNBN, it's surprising he didn't turn out worse. Banking is a perfect fit IMO.
IFoldlyGo
Just go with Voldylocks
SarcasticComment
He's like Switzerland, never evil in his participation in international conflict, but turns a blind eye towards Nazi gold.
DrPizzazz
He Who Must Not Be Named for anyone confused.
Akreyeiu
And it's very likely he's going to be miserable with that job, so it all works out. lol
oenomaus
As a banker can confirm, slightly evil but not horrible people.
dreadpiratekhan
I mentally pronounced that as huh-WUMM-nubbin, so thank you for that
Jynkxy
Might have been much less feared if that's how they pronounced it in the books. "RUN, IT'S HUH-WUMM-NUBIN!"
Equinox13
If anyone in Gryffindor had thought of that, it would've been how they pronounced it in the seventh book's Potterwatch broadcasts.
ShartsoftheAllFather
+1 for being enough of a wiener to actually type HWMNBN. lol
GrumpyOldManWhatSignedUpToCommentThis
HWNDU!!!!!!!!!!!
Brochiavelli
+1 for "wiener"
Jynkxy
You're welcome! Dang character limits imposing ridiculous acronyms.
UncivilizedEngie
You could call him Voldy or V-dawg
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TheAuthorOfTheJournalsMyBrother
Doot
75PercentSith
It reminded me of HIMYM too
MandingRey
Sorry but Hermione can't be a simple ministry worker
THORaTHEexplora
It says ministry wanker
abetteridiot
Seriously. That made me go What?!
eggnun
I thought it was ministry wanker and got all excited.
WoeToHice
serakaida
She went into magical law and became deputy head of the Department of Magical Law Enforcement, and is the "current" Minister for Magic.
trollingworld
Somehow this makes me very happy.
DarkwingDuc
It depend on where in the timeline this is set. She had to start somewhere.
seriouslytired
Right. But in this timeline, Potter and Wesley are both Aurors. So it would make sense that she would be farther as well.
LiamNeesonOfficial
That's what she thought, too. Her life went to shit after highschool.
fairybug
She can if she wants to. Hermione has always been all about hard work on the personal level.
ItsJustMeDave
Pretty sure it says ministry wanker
dbmeed
I always imagined her as an unspeakable
Psymon100
Only in the same way that James Bond works as an accountant...
Donnydangaaazone
I mean she'd have to start sonewhere, you cant just jump right into an offoce without any previous experience ...shit.
Donnydangaaazone
*somewhere
DrMcTouchy
Trump's a wizard.
ryry1237
Need experience get to work, need work to get experience.
Donnydangaaazone
*office
Sec109
"I am the ministry" read in death sidious voice
Sec109
*darth
Batcole
Hermione for minister!
GwenShepard1
she is!
Assfullofbread
Read the new book
TheSecondPiewackit
That shit doesn't count.
Assfullofbread
Why not?
TheSecondPiewackit
It was mostly fan fiction that got the nod of approval.
TheSecondPiewackit
1) It was a script, not a book 2) JK Rowling had minimal writing capacity on it, 3) It was absolute shit.
Assfullofbread
I read it in a day, taught it was pretty good
Ssssssssssss
I would have imagined she would have divorced herself from the Ministry to work outside it, focusing on SPEW and theory work that would-
Ssssssssssss
probably ruffle the feathers of more strict ministry workers.
BellerophonM
According to Rowling her career at the ministry was heavily focused on Sentient Being Rights reformation.
jiynxed
isn't that what she did? put in time in the ministry then became a lawyer and fought for non-human rights?
Ssssssssssss
I dunno. These thoughts are just my imagination and nothing more.
jiynxed
i'm referencing rowling's own writing and commentary on what the characters did with their lives after the books ended.
ThatSquirrelInTheCorner
She's the minister of magic according to jk rowling
LychFinderGeneral
And not a very effective one, if I remember...
dyc3r
And to anyone who paid attention to her character...
dyc3r
That one was pretty obvious early on.
BeerSeer
She was first Deputy Head of the Department of Magical Law Enforcement I believe.
pinkmoogle
Source? I thought she was an auror as well?
Killerchark
She is the minister for magic in Harry Potter and the Cursed Child.
pinkmoogle
Thanks! Haven't read that yet :)
DukeDarkwood
Which means she MUST have worked her way up the ranks, and the post catches her before she reached the top!
DukeDarkwood
Further, is not the Minister of Magic technically just the highest-ranked ministry worker, anyway?
JohnVaddic19
vidathebard
She's the minister but not at the age she is in the poster. You don't become the equivalent of president in your 20's.
IATTM
HAVE YOU MET HERMIONE?
UncivilizedEngie
No, have you?
IATTM
Nope :(
darkladyvanstar
Oh, but why not give her a time changing device as a student, sure
HauntinglyBeautifulStatements
19 to 25 years after the Deathly Hallows is when she's Minister. So, she's roughly late 30's, early 40's when she's minister.
ryanjoseph666
Not with that attitude
noottg
zing
forsale90
Most countries require a minimum age, so I guess the wizards too. Sth like 33 1/3 yrs
applemagpie
In the Netherlands any Dutch national over the age of 18 can be elected to any public function, including prime minister (1)
IATTM
Well with all that time traveling stuff, she probably is old enough!
merlinious
She has a time turner, she can have decades of experience in weeks. Not saying that is what she did, but its magic.
AMoldyStump
Does she keep it after the events of that book or does she give it back to Dumbledore? I don't recall ever seeing it again
amoeba15
She turned it back in to McGonagall.
SendMeThingsOthersHaveSentYou
I was going to argue that she gave it up, but then realized she had access to them as a ministry worker, then remembered they broke them.
merlinious
Someone as brilliant as herminione could make her own. Someone had to make them, they dont just pop into existence.