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Aug 25, 2017 2:37 PM
AtLeastMyInternetConnectionWorks
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Andromidous
This seems unnecessarily complicated
KINGMARKUS22
ZachManDo
..and that, son, is how Smart cars are born.
shredder826
Hnng
Eunoterp
Put some hair around it
wGiraffeBandit
AnalBumCoverFor7000Alex
OaksParcel
SatoriEnlightenment
Um. What episode is this?
ILikeToCallItLostWages
Do Not Look Away From.....The Nozzle.
jidar
Please do not be alarmed. We are about to engage.... the nozzle.
FoxGodRecords
I don't understand your words! You're trying to scare me on facebook!
spookymonster
SinisterStingray
Lewd!
Textuality
http://imgur.com/e1I9TGk
BarretXIII
It could be worse. So much worse.
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Risqie
And with that, we are one step closer to believable live-action tentacle porn.
Jaco927
Nikolai5
"I wouldn't bend over near it" - Elon Musk
ForceAwakenWasLame
Just the tip, maybe?
Gayforbae
How much you wanna bet there's already some r34 of this on Tumblr?
FrancoUnAmerican
Well, at least your internet connection work !
MrFuzzyWorldwide
That pulsing light though...
Thesonshade
unf.
AHornyRhino
THE NOZZLE!
KnowerOfNothing
Ah, good ol' Musky!
reamman
no one ever calls him that
Un0riginalComment
Literally no one
ButterfaceTaintClown
Is that... Renewable energy...?
usersubbordercontrol
Rich and Morty did it first
GoodOlMusky
Everyone calls me that.
Howdidjadewdat
Sirtopumhat
Moving while The Nozzle is "Engaging" will disrupt calibration of The Nozzle.
smalldickbighuevos
TheyHaveThePlantButWeHaveThePower
Good ol muskaroo
Clayman8
Autobots, pull out!
Nofassio
Bareback and all!!
EvilMidnightBomberWhatBombsAtMidnight
The blinking light at the end had me cracking up.
SatoriEnlightenment
Orgasm?
THEALLVILLAIN
“Pl-Please be gentle, Robot-kun!”
jayphat
And some dumb bitch will STILL find a way to drive away with it plugged in.
PossibleRobot
I look forward to the day when most cars are autonomous.
GBMaker
I think most electric cars disable the drive system while the charger is plugged in.
VIOLENTLYcreatesusername
But she will STILL find a way
jayphat
Bitch was not meant to be gender specific.
isthatonfireyet
That dumb bitch
StreaksOnTheChinaNeverMatteredBefore
PatronSaintofKillers
Tunnel!!!!
turdturdleton
Mi scusi!
tucansam1
What is this from?
cobysev
Eurotrip
tucansam1
Ah, alright. Thank you.
He4rtless
Anything that would keep my ass from getting out and pumping god damned gas I'll side with
ImAfraidYoureAllPsychosSoIMadeThisAccount
Around here, it used to be common to have an attendant pump gas for you. They'd wash your windshield, clean the mirrors, etc. Not anymore.
MuseMatar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tj_Ok2Fo1NM
DonnaNobleHasLeftTheLibrary
Move to New Jersey
TallOakTree
Nah go to New Jersey it sucks. Two words: gas lines.
palonewabone
Move to Oregon and only patronize full service stations.
StaalTheNotQuiteSoUndefeatedAnymoreButNevermind
That sentence didn't end the way I thought it would.
TheMedlin
Move to Oregon.
AzgarOgly
Well, if you are sitting in the car for hours while it charges, then... ok.
RyRin365
If you're standing in the wrong spot you'll get your ass pumped full of gas :(
MusicPirate
Move to Oregon. They take exception when you leave the car.
themarcmac
With one of these outside I am staying in so it don't go in my ass
He4rtless
lol now that would be shocking
Mxlespxles
causality
Pumping gas I don't mind but god I hate the "I just got into town for my ___'s funeral and now I need money for gas" beggars.
TheRealKevinSpacey
Would not recommend putting gas in a tesla
He4rtless
I'm old school
He4rtless
Er... electricity
ltsDizzyD
You van use the technology for gasoline as well. It's just a moving snake like arm. Doesn't matter what you use it for.
Mxlespxles
That's what she said
DontAskMeAboutMyUsernameOkay
Sure, but the gas being a liquid and all might cause some spills and shit if there's any defects.
Tanishh
Err, don't gas pumps today prevent you from pumping gas if you just have the pump out in the air? Why would that be any different?
PasstaPasta
So you would move to Jersey?
itsybitsyspider
This is why I can't have a Tesla. I live in a place not equipped for them. Maybe someday
causality
I mean, you know you can just charge them at home, right?
ErikRussell
Damn you beat me to it
He4rtless
Oregon also!
morethanless
Shut up! Be cool man.
He4rtless
If it gets ppl to move out of WA I'll do it!
morethanless
You would stab your brother in the back just for a moment of quite?
WillParker
First rule of Oregon is don't talk about Oregon.
He4rtless
From Washington. I have a similar rule except it's not working...
WillParker
Have you tried setting your state on fire? Results may vary.