1st Cake Day dump

Jul 24, 2018 9:22 AM

Bloxanator

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Anyway, although I haven't updated my Imgur app to the new version and don't get adds, I know you all hate them so I'm gonna write a bit (250 characters I think). Most of these memes are either some of my favourite memes or ones chosen randomly from a memory stick (or memery stick) with 2000+ memes on it meaning they are all 100% sourced from other people and are mostly old. Anyway I think this is enough to get rid of ads. Have a great day everyone!

FP edit: Thanks allot everyone!

ALL HAIL MEXIDANKUS!!!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#3 Sweden safest place on earth

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

nicely sized dump, and +1 for numbering them all

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#3 I can understand Russia, Finland and even Japan, but the other countries in yellow? WTF americans?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey VSauce!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#35 my favorite Netflix glitch was when Radio was put into the comedy section lol definitely not a comedy

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

+1 because I haven't seen some of these before, and actually laughed out loud. Thanks

7 years ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 2

Same. Great dump.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

+1 for “memery stick”.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks, you're one of the few people who appreciated the pun

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#11

7 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Making fun of long people? Take a look around. The world is made for tiny people. It sucks. Sincerely, one of the long folks.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

This was the image that appeared on the side for me. I thought it was great.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

is it pronounced "bar-thol-e-mule" or "bart-hole-mule"?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That dude on the car... never go full super saiyan.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Does anyone have any context on the gif in #16

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't know the context but it is a mock of the Dark Souls 3 boss the Dancer of the Boreal Valley

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Am I the only one who recognized the "hidden" SpongBob joke at 24 description?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm glad someone did

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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Wtf is #16

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Liked because 'deus vult'

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#42 had me shaking my head and laughing all at once

7 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 4

that's the 'I'm going to hell for thinking this is funny' laugh.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#20 yea, fuck sex education in school.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

There are so many things I did not want to see in so many of these images...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#3 Striped brown is swedes being leathally gay.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That kinda talk gets you a paddlin'. Get the gag-ball and put on your buttless chaps.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#1 thats 7 862 719 460 538m or ~50 au (astronomical unit). So basically somewhere in the Kuiper belt.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Yeah, I never got the joke of this one.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

it's a pun on feet. as in, the foot fetishist is happy about the amount of (literal) feet.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

it's a pun on feet. as in, the foot fetishist is happy about the amount of (literal) feet.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#3 kind of weird that bulgaria is up there with Greece and the Netherlands in drowning. Learn something new every day.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How about Mali? Drowning in the middle of the Sahara, sure ...

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

looked it up, the Niger river runs straight through the center of it. So that makes some sense. Also turns out Bulgaria has some Danube.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's possible, sure, but of *all* the ways to die in the African desert, over the heat, wildlife, gangs (even if Mali is one of the less 1/

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

violent), *drowning* is the most common way to go?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#46 open your task manager and under startup disable apps that you don't want to launch on their own

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Isn't there also an option in skype settings?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I find autoruns from sysinternals as the best method to kill startup items with fire.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#41 ???

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's a song about massacring hipsters. The weird kid is blaring it upon his return.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What's the line about the dad coming home for dinner supposed to be about?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Where is #16 from?

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 3

darksouls

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My fuking nightmares

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The actual gif in the cafe, I don't know, but it is a joke about a Dark Souls 3 boss called the Dancer of the Boreal Valley.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Who the fuck fights Dancer with 60k souls? Go buy some arrows, Jesus.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well when you kill the last of the lords of cinder you get teleported there so....thats where the 60k is from

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's what the homeward bone is for!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't understand the down votes, I was gonna ask the same question. Like is there a source or a story behind this freaky woman? Lol

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I have seen this gif a few times and I really want to know the back story lol and see if there is a video with audio

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I think I once heard that it was a McDonald's and it was about the Rick and Morty szechuan sauce.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If that's true, it explains allot

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can we talk about the fact that the main cause of American deaths in Mali is drowning...Mali...a land-locked desert nation...

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I see your point but it is likely that as it is hot, people jump into lakes to cool down and go into shock from the sudden change in (1)

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

temperature, drowning because they cannot move their muscles

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah you're probably right, I just thought it was ironic given that Mali encompasses much of the Sahara desert and is a very dry hot country

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#25 But it will run into a tree.

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#51 what the fuck?

7 years ago | Likes 333 Dislikes 0

I'm 90% sure that kid was a student of mine a few years ago.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They sprayed like 2 whole cans of axe in the car and lit it on fire on purpose... the internet everybody.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

They're ghost riders

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

it's how Americans die in Russia

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I thought it was Suicide.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

is that not what I said?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My guess is that they used too much of some hair spray, or does hair catch fire so easily?

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Idiots had it coming

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

And that's why you shouldn't fart on the car, kids. (although igniting a lighter could be worse. I'm not sure, hmmmm.)

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

they been farting hard

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The kids were huffing some sort of gas. When the moron in the back struck his lighter the fumes ignited.

7 years ago | Likes 165 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I think it's called natural selection

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Evolution happened.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Darwinism

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am certain they were making whipped cream for their unicorn lattes with n2o2 when the smoker of the group lit up.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

https://youtu.be/DHcMck1bJ-w sauce, although I saw no explanation. At least you can hear them scream.

7 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

Ah yes, the sweet sound of a man with his head on fire.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Song in the background makes it

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

"At least you can hear them scream" +1

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Saudi teens huffing lighter fluid because it’s the only legal way to get high in Saudi Arabia idiot makes spark with lighter.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yer what the hell happened? Gas leak in a car?

7 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 1

They basically sprayed themselves with Axe for 10 seconds right before the gif started.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Probably huffing some kind of gas if you look close their mouths catch fire

7 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Ah ok, thanks man

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Seriously what kind of asshole thinks that was funny

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

Some people just want to watch the world burn

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's fucking hilarious if you know the story behind it, they essentially wanted this too happen.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They were both fine, luckily. I don't know what a "clothes spray" is do I'm assuming something like Axe?

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Basically. Im glad they're ok

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

From what I remember, just prior in that video, both of them were all spraying themselves with body spray, for like 10 seconds. Then fire.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Some sprays ues propane as propellant...

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

What product uses propane as a propellant?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Ooh, I know this one! Propane tanks often use pressurized propane as a propellant!

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Also, I think ski wax remover, maybe something like that. Not off the top of my head, sorry

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Unsure if in the US. But I, for one, have this can that's used to fill up lighters...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Okay.. You're getting gasses mixed up my friend. Its BUTANE in lighters that is the propellant in N. America

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You are right. I have misture of both... Flammable nonetheless. Still, mea culpa. Thanks to Imgur, I'm learning a lot, appreciate it.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0