Owlturd Comix Dump

Sep 7, 2016 8:39 AM

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Please support the artist http://owlturd.com

Phones can't replace handhelds. Phone games are basically solitaire and minesweeper.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I fucking love the facial expressions

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I think he makes probably the most relatable comics on the internet.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

These were new to me! Yay! +1

9 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Thanks @OP. I really needed some of these today.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That butterfly needs to turn off its devices and find a quiet place to relax.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Easily my favourite comic

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Jesus I scrolled for 5 minutes

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

holy hell 5 hours and this is at 4.1k points. i think imgur has an owlturd fetish

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yup!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

now 7k points..

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Life really looks like a tough motherfucker.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Have you seen death?

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Death at least has a cheery friendly demeanor

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Marching Band? More like marching into battle. Oh wait

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love this comic and all the truthiness is portrays

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Yay let's get popular on Imgur over the work of others!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I dropped a link to him. I'm not trying to get popular over his work. I just love his work. They always make me smile and I want others to.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love these. The relation is strong with this post

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I can sweep, mop, dust and otherwise clean my house all day long, but can't make a phone call to set up a therapist appointment.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

He portrays what so many of us find so hard to describe deep down within ourselves so well... He honestly deserves a lot more commendation.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Agreed.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#relatable

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I can't be the only one who thinks the artist has a good grasp on how emotions work and has good insight into human life.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Definitely a type B

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

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9 years ago (deleted Mar 9, 2023 11:53 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Is there another type for those of us who don't get anything done, are lazy, and still stress out like a type A with no chill?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Lol I'm so type A and it is not fun either. I have to work super hard at trying to relax and not be anxious. A mix would be nice

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If we fought with music instead of weapons, what would happen to protest songs?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They'd be speeches. Mostly monotone.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I've been campaigning for ukulele control for years. They're fucking annoying.

9 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

There are dozens of us, DOZENS!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ban all ukes

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I always upvote owlturd

9 years ago | Likes 243 Dislikes 9

I always downvote generic imgur comments dross

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 19

Of any sort?

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Very nice

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fun fact: Owls don't poop and those are pellets, which are regurgitated instead of shat out like bricks

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Of course they poop, they just throw up the bones and fur

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My information has been skewed.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 You ever feel like you got laser-targeted, satellite-guided CALLED OUT by a random thing a total stranger said to no-one in particular?

9 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 1

Haha, I know exactly what you mean and yes. All the flippin time.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#7 this is a stickup! gimme all your upvotes!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsxjXArvdXU

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 4

What would skrillex music be like then...? hmm..

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tsar Bomba.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

YOU MONSTER!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

DONEZO!

9 years ago | Likes 222 Dislikes 7

Always one of the top comments. Can't it be something else for once?

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 31

DONEZO

9 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 3

I picture one of the owlturd muscle men labelled DONEZO grabbing the guy and crushing his comment suggestion.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

DONE20!

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Not Done 2.0? :'[

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I don't wanna be on that list.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

FYI, depending on your goals, logic can also tell you to use WMDs.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

If you are using WMDs your goals are not logical. The only winning move is not to play after all.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Trust me, emotion always trumps logic, especially here on Imgur where facts are useless and all that matters is a witty retort.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Lots of scary stuff is kept at bay with emotion, but we never the less need to overcome all that soon.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your mother.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

http://imgur.com/ZC5JHSH

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Exactly what I was thinking of.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 879 Dislikes 2

i laughed out loud

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is the one comic of his that never fails to make me actually laugh aloud, and it's only because of that FUCKING FACE

9 years ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 0

That face is what made me fall in love with owlturd

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

HiYa ThErE fRiEnD

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Seriously... I do this. In place of road rage in traffic especially. Surprisingly it works, Plus I do a kickass joker cosplay.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Every time I know it's coming and it still cracks me up

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You had it before I could but nice

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 2

Oh God! My sides!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aggressively moist, it seems

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

His comics are getting increasingly depressing. As in 'he's suffering from depression'.

9 years ago | Likes 815 Dislikes 16

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9 years ago (deleted Apr 30, 2021 9:12 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Illustration of a concept doesn't mean the artist suffers from it. IDK why people think that the only worthy insight comes from experience.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Most webcomics in this vein talk about mild "depression". It's like dark humor, but not as funny. Deep to ppl who think life is disney.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 5

I think he posted saying that he's ok and not depressed. It was just the theme of the "life" comics as otherwise it wouldn't have worked.

9 years ago | Likes 116 Dislikes 0

Seems legit

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You can trust me random internet stranger.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Will do GooeyCrabApples, will do... ALSO, IVE BEEN ON IMGUR FOR DA PAST 4 HOURS!! ALL DA MEMES IVE SEEN WERE SPICY AS FOCK!!!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Seems like a lighthearted approach to what I believe to be nearly-universal experiences. Not really that depressing

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's just his sense of humor.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

MRW this dude walks in on me:

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Not rly. Like they're a little bit, but not full out edgelord level

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This one is surprisingly inspirational and uplifting...

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Yea, I really liked that one. Very optimistic, especially compared to his other work.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

His fans have asked about it and apparently he's totally fine. Just got an outlet.

9 years ago | Likes 411 Dislikes 1

That's pretty true, he might have been sad in the past but maybe his fan's concern for him have raised his confidence or outlook on life

9 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Don't you mean owtlet

9 years ago | Likes 240 Dislikes 3

Towelette*

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

9 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 0

Get owt

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

He does suffer from depression.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 18

Yeah the one about responsibilities dragging him out of the grave is pretty telling about suicidal ideation.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 4

Gettin too deep into that rabit hole

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think you read too deep into it

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 3

I'd say that's pretty damn accurate. A 'body' labelled life that is literally holding him back from the grave, how else do u interpret that?

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

Uh... Life is just a dick in the comics. He's a reoccuring character who doesn't like Shen and is very concerned about Pessimism

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

isn't everyone?

9 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 5

... No? You ok there, bud?

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

No one is okay and we're all going to die alone.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Well you could always take everyone with you!

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Haha, yeah *cries*

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

That probably explains why I relate to these so hard.

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

You okay?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep, I'm good.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Get help, really. If you need it, get some help.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I don't, but thanks. I'm actually coping just fine, have been for years.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've always wanted to give this guy a hug than watch movies with him or something. He seems like a spiffy dude.

9 years ago | Likes 1069 Dislikes 8

Did you say you wanted to buy a pug? And hatch mobies?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I share your feelings, but I mainly upvoted you because I like the word "spiffy"

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

This dudes hella depressed.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It would make two of us at least

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He reminds me of General Sam, with the self depreciation. Particularly the Cool Kid video. Poor bastard. He almost cries.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I always thought this was a girl...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Then*

9 years ago | Likes 93 Dislikes 5

Thæn**

9 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 1

Thøn***

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thфn****

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Witchcraft!

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I lost it at the one where life breaks through the door and strangles you.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

aw thanks friend! :D i would love a hug and movies.

9 years ago | Likes 666 Dislikes 9

Love your comics mate. You're awesome.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd play board games and watch movies with ya! :D

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love your work!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If your ever in central pa, pm me. Movie on me, and a hug

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait how can I tell if you are really the creator?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wonder how he feels about Webtoons, as a content creator.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey you we should like movies and stuff yeah, you seem rad :3

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wish I knew what you looked like for no real reason besides I'm curious

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks for making such amazing comics! Your I love your humor and make me feel like I'm not the only one slogging through life's problems.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bro you make the funniest and most relateable comics I've seen in a while, keep at it!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh my God it's OP. I don't even know what to say. Come to NZ for a hobbit hug and movies?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd like to give a hug too. The sadness/anger ones get me everytime...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

psssst thank you for being a human being <3 good luck with the tostitos salsa jars

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn, I too didn't know you are you. Thanks for doing these, it helps.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gasp! It's you! May I join in? We can have a slumber party. I'll bring the candy.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your comics are by far the most splendid ones I know. I LOVE you 'visualized metaphors'. O,,O

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is...is that really you??

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

omg a celebrity! Say something mean to me it would make my month!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Love your comics man. I'd hug tf out of you!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

AAAAAA it is you!!!! Love your comics. Please tell us in which part of the world are you?! Tell us anything! We like you very much :D

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So you're saying you like Netflix and Chill?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey here's a comment on a 4 year old post to say I enjoyed it. I think these get uhh points interest or.. interesting points

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Okay, it's just 1h old, but why only so less points? I give you and repliers the well earned points. +1 +1 +1 +1…

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wanna some swiss chocolate? I can get you some ;p

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

shen, is pigeonjane actually as cute as a button as she seems>? asking for a friend i think

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

You're an amazing human being. Thank you for doing what you do.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Dude your comics are the best. Had to make a 50 comic dump of your stuff. Definitely gonna support your stuff of patreon

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I second that.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Best I can do for you right now is brushing shoulders with a passing stranger while you avoid eye contact streaming on your phone.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Gotta say, have loved your comix for a bit but just now realized that you're a guy. androgynous drawing ftw?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks for making these. I can cook well so if you would like a chilli recipe or something

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

im not that guy but i always appreciate a good chili

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's really all I have to offer.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's like 30x more than what the average imgurians can offer

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I feel like plenty of people here don't realize that you're you! But I do. And I love your comics. Thanks for making them.

9 years ago | Likes 248 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I sure didn't. WTF!

9 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

I always feel guilty about sharing dumps like this since the completely bypass the creators website. How do you feel about these things?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Any publicity is good publicity

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

they're totally fine, and preferable! :] this is how many people discover my stuff and start reading it regularly.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

What's your opinion on having your comics reposted on here so much? Granted, you do always get credited so it's not that bad.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i actually prefer it. more people read my comics, and that's what's important!

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Awesome :) keep up the good work, you're one of my favorite comic artists by this point.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0