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Guy buys Quail eggs from a supermarket and manages to get one to hatch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPOnn9EBX74
Apr 3, 2018 8:57 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPOnn9EBX74
DelightfullyOdd
And then it died, because nature is cruel.
soulmercenary
That’s a lot of work for a chicken sandwich.
Gorperino
Damn what a deal! Now he can eat a whole quail.
mizadventures
This must prove the eggs were free range?
SDC333
It proves they were fertilized for sure.
qyrriqat
Well, 50/50 shot at lifetime supply of quail eggs...
OkOkTryNotToSayTheWrongThing
Do you want quails? Cause that's how you get quails...
MissSpelledTattoo
Quailed it.
samsonguy920
Quail quail quail, what do we have here?
SneakytheRusky
Um guy? I don't know how to tell you this, but I think your quail is under cooked... It keeps chirping.
jillianjiggs
After a bit of digging, his name is Albert and he has a youtube channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCBjh-uGy5RcclATnFpQBobw
chut7
I've seen his videos before...you can't avoid loving his birds after watching one of them.
NatsukiIsMyWaifu
Thanks bro. You da real mvp.
randomrabbitlady
If he's in Europe, their eggs aren't always refrigerated. So, if these eggs are from a small farm with a mixed sex setup, this could be real
EastCoastGirlsAreHip
Uh. That's not how it works.
parKing72
FatBastardVegetarian
Gosh... the quality of that gif...
JakSandrow
stealurmeme.gif
AntRam95
Weissicles
I was looking for this, thank you.
CaptainWinky17
redraptor64
proracing53
itspronouncedjiff
OverlyComplicatedExplanations
Well that's one way to become a parent I guess.
bouncer180
Irrelevant, but the quail eggs were bought at an Albert Heyn supermarket in the Netherlands. Sorry for interrupting.
MycolTheFunguy
Maybe not irrelevant. In the united states they treat the eggs which causes them to require refrigeration. Perhaps there they do not.
MerToo
now at least we know which supie has quails fucking in the back room
Macewindow54
It’s okay. Thanks for the tidbit. :)
TheRicM
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/59/ad/52/59ad5232f869759cb89428930f3e64e0.gif
imnotlostinlifeijustdonthaveanywheretogo
A whole meal from one egg
MrPredator
... I want to try this, but my dog might eat the living chicken nugget.
Andalite
So, do they taste better when you raise them yourself?
A5tor
Why did it take him a full day to put them in the incubator?
MoooCow
Now he can have infinite eggs!!!!
StepRightUp
Er, unless it's a boy?
MoooCow
Noooooooooooooo
Muhamummel
U made me to watch it this thing again to check. Thanks +1
Silkiestfiend
Pardon
Dayrest
Then what? The bird imprints on him. But I doubt quails make good pets.
randomrabbitlady
They make very good pets. Mine greet me every day, and let me carry them around.
GettingPaidToPoop
They make fine pets, much like any other bird but less flighty.
SDC333
I think that guy is named Bob White.
WillemHellfire
Fucker. You beat me to it.
theaxlotl
No, but his YouTube channel is called A Chick called Albert
MrMagoobar
Great name for a quail
susiedotwo
That’s my dads actual real name. Nickname: Quail
egonspenglersepididymis
Bob? Bob? Bob Whiiiieeeeeeeet?
QuotablePoots
Lmao
BaroqueAsFvck
Are you guys talking about Dave Braski!?
roguekiller23231
You can actually buy 'Hatching eggs' for all kinds of birds on eBay.
chromofoam
Blonde, brunette, redhead...
TheRealPascha
Don't they only sell unfertilized eggs?
RidgeRunnerJr
Done it with Wal-Mart eggs
toastfrancaise
And what happened?
RidgeRunnerJr
At least 1 in every dozen has hatched
toastfrancaise
Wow!
Fundoplication
It must have failed quail-ity control
MrSnowy
Get out
MissSpelledTattoo
Quailed it.
AzraelEternity
Okay fine. You can have a point too.
DataNet
Alternatively, there were 11 failed quails
ungalin
The better if the puns so far :)
NaturalProgressionGaming
That or this is staged and they swapped the store egg out with a fertile one.
SarcasticComment
I believe there is no legal difference between fertilized and unfertilized eggs that have not undergone incubation
Coder1999
/Throws and upvote on the ground ...Pick it up if you're man enough!
Dragongurl392
Cyclicus
Eggscellent
DasBeaker
What a fowl joke.
egonspenglersepididymis
That's the cutest fucking shit I've ever fucking seen.
superanth
The chirping on the can gave me some serious joy.
austnads
WHEN HE WAS SNUGGLED ON THE NECK
SweetPotatoSmallPotato
yeetmypug
Fuck
UncleVenoM
Fuck, right? Fuck
yeetmypug
FUCK MAN
reddocs
Fuck yeah
Eldibs
Psst, hey - https://imgur.com/Y5lmk24.jpg Quarter for scale.
ifavoritethingstoshowmywifewhenigethome
obligatory "what's a quarter?"
micronoodles
AutomatedLady
Check out his YouTube channel - a Chick Called Albert!
casuallyspazzing
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INoLongerCareBoutThisName
Also super fuckin scary! They are selling fertilized eggs?! To be eaten??
egonspenglersepididymis
Sit down, you have much to learn of the old ways...
INoLongerCareBoutThisName
Old ways, not current
siniestro0
pst....at one point it was the only way...and guess what "country" eggs really mean...
Isuckedalotofpenisforthisname
Also a little sad. Imagine if he were to make an omelette instead and a gross feathery fetus just kind plopped into to the pan.
Threeleggedpelican
It doesn't work that way.
Airodan
Judging by the dates given, the eggs where in an incubator for nearly a month, and if quails are similar to other birds that size
Airodan
The incubation period is somewhere in the 20 day range. At most, you would see a red dot on the yolk that shows it was fertilized.
randomrabbitlady
16-18 days. I have some, they're neat birds. Full grown at 8 weeks.
Nerdygasm
You should make a post of your pets and tag me. Must. See. Quails.
MasterGed
The man wanted eggs, so he made the egg maker.
sammysixshooter
Im calling fake. If it had a chance to be fertilised which i doubt it would have died from the lack of incubating from collection to sale
Assfullofbread
Yeah exactly, when my chickens are laying they hardly ever get off the eggs. The chick would have died inside the egg
Trentnes
I've hatched week old chicken eggs in an incubator. 1-3 days is ideal but older eggs can hatch unless washed or frozen.
StepRightUp
Plus, I bet quail eggs are hard to sort for blood spots (ie, fertilized) because of their spotted shells too.
Birdsocks
Eggs can go days after being laid without incubation. Many birds wait until they've laid a clutch to start. Source: me, bird PhD in progress
BlacksMcNutt
Cant you say Ornithologist?
ThisNameIsMaybeTaken
Not until he graduates.
YeahIGoToCollege
I bet you know your way around a cock.
sammysixshooter
I have to admit im wrong then. Cant argue with a phd
GrassAssassin
Are you minoring in bird law?
WooTopia
Seems pretty possible if free range http://theplate.nationalgeographic.com/2016/03/16/how-did-a-quail-chick-hatch-from-a-supermarket-egg/
BlacksMcNutt
Free range doesnt mean free roaming outside. Large room with a door to small outside area, infrequently used by the birds. 1/2
BlacksMcNutt
All female stock, unless quality control was poor. So i call BS or shit quality farming.
WooTopia
Please read before calling BS. From the link "But in less conventional free-range poultry farms, farmers might add one or two roosters 1/2
WooTopia
per 100 hens to the population to keep the flock healthy and behaving normally" fertilized eggs arent an issue youve likely eaten 1 or 2
FluffyBiscuits
Great. Now I want to hatch my own.
Azto
Same
punkinpie921
Yup
Tr1smag1stus
Aren't eggs sold in stores unfertilized? Meaning they can't hatch. I guess this would be a case of immaculate conception.
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d4m4s74
You can't see the difference between a male or female quail for a long time, even after they're fertile.
AlphaIndustrial
Quails bang yo
Snekmatt10
It couldve been parthenogenesis google it
Bundacious
Whale oil beef hooked
tivvybrixx
Welcome to the internet where douche bags lie to get likes
Hoparistic
Or a case of false advertising or failing if quality control
sambell7
No it’s just a fake, that could of been a video of any egg hatching, Internet videos are mostly fake!
FoeWest
or a very determined very horny bird
alcaray
"the roosters are running after the hens"
eruditic
Holy Fuck!! Jesus bird!
thissiteisacirclejerk
How did those Japanese students get a chicken egg to hatch in class? I remember that in the news a few years ago.
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
Free-range eggs maybe? It's not unusual for free-range farms to keep a rooster in with laying hens.
thissiteisacirclejerk
this is what I was refering too http://metro.co.uk/2016/06/09/japanese-students-hatch-chicken-without-an-egg-shell-5931689/
theycallmewillywonka
Besides, separating those fuckers is hard. Sometimes they can get a little fucking on before they get pulled for the grinder.
CyanideSweetToothSuicide
I buy chicken eggs from a chain grocery stores and ended up with a fertilized egg more than once. It's not pleasant.
SpitefulRed
JESUS QUAIL!
Ltrain5
Jesus Has returned. In bird form.
WooTopia
Seems pretty possible if free range http://theplate.nationalgeographic.com/2016/03/16/how-did-a-quail-chick-hatch-from-a-supermarket-egg/
theycallmewillywonka
I'm not sure what time of these people are talking about. Hens lay more if they have the go home juice of a mail. They can trick it to
theycallmewillywonka
Think it has go go juice and lay we many as if it really did. Where I am, I haven't seen a unfertilized egg in years.
CountSonny
Not always, outside of the US.
AfterTheRainComesTheRainbow
Or set up to make those who eat eggs feel bad
nousernamesleftforthekids
I could be wrong but i think quail lay better when they're, urm, laid...
MisterD90
The quail is jesus!
ChelsTehHazelnut
Quails are often difficult to sex, so a male might end up with the females unknowingly while the females lay their eggs on small farms.
Mindshard
If you lube them enough you can sex anything pretty easy.
Notme68
This used to happen occasionally from farm fresh goose eggs we would buy while I lived in Germany.
olang21
if he had cracked the egg before incubating it, would there been a quail fetus?...
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
No. Without the right temperature range, they don't develop past the zygote stage.If the eggs are kept cool,you'll never know the difference
AutomatedLady
Check out his YouTube channel - a Chick Called Albert! He explains it more I detail.
bwsmithabc123
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AutomatedLady
I'm looking for the video but basically these eggs came from a free range farm and the refrigeration would not harm a newly formed embryos.
magulagie
We don't refrigerate eggs in the Netherlands
fallenashasaurus
Is there a tl;dr or sauce?
PsychicOctopus
The hero we deserve
MrBoogerPig
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wildatheart499
More likely it came from some cheap farm where they don't keep the hens and rooster seperate most fertilised eggs would die anyway.
ireplysometimes
The "cheep" farm. I'll see myself out.
amvale01
“Chea farm”? Do you have any idea how expensive quail eggs are?
TouchThaFishyyy
The only thing I can even think of to even use them for is a egg in a nest type situation... which are delicious
PersonalDildo
Most likely fake, bought eggs and then got actual fertilized eggs as a replacement
WooTopia
Seems pretty possible if free range http://theplate.nationalgeographic.com/2016/03/16/how-did-a-quail-chick-hatch-from-a-supermarket-egg/
WinterisoverThere
Thank you! You're the real MVP!!
TheConMane
The Immaculate Conception actually refers to Mary’s conception, not Jesus’s. It is called such because of the belief that Mary was >
TheConMane
< conceived without original sin, not because Jesus was conceived despite Mary being a virgin.
TheMobyh
Still immaculate conception of the birb that laid the egg tho (under what the oc said)
VerbalKint
I've seen fertilized eggs at Whole Foods, and have always wondered who the hell wants to eat those verses the other option.
aznanimality
It's called balut and it's a delicacy in several countries, give it a shot sometime it's pretty good!
VerbalKint
Or do you have to incubate them a bit first?
NapoleonDynOmite
That's different. What he was talking about are fertilised eggs that are used before the fetus can develope. Balut are partiallialy 1/2
NapoleonDynOmite
Developed then cooked.
VerbalKint
Hmmm, you know what? I never thought that fertilized eggs may actually be the same eggs as balut. So do they already have the baby chicken?
aznanimality
Yup, inside the balut egg is a baby chick. Occasionally with feathers and everything.
Wyldkat80
Omg, I’m sooo looking for these the next time I’m at Whole Foods!!! I want a baby Albert!!!squeeeeeee!!!!
iamdickburns
So in large chicken farms they just keep the roosters separate, if these were wild harvest or small farm, a male bird got at the lady bird
VigorousButtstuff
Or he jizzed on it.
Anowlbeadz
It’s possible for a rooster to get in with the hens if it’s a free range barn. Not likely, but possible. (I worked in the chicken business)
Hazarmaveth
Ok well I guess I'll have to start writing the quail gospels...
VitusApollo
Hank Hill: "This rooster and my dog did hwat now?"
tipsymcstagger1
NotADodgeBallCannon
correct screaming hawk
Chouilste
friedmarmalade
They don’t have roosters at egg farms.
curlyhairedgal
So would cooking that egg look any different from a regular egg?
ChronicD
Would depend how long before you cooked it really.
CreateYourOwnNormality
It would look exactly like a normal egg, except it had a bird in it.
Chrispybobispy
You would think in the time it took to package and such they would die from the lacm of warmth.
swinglinered
ice age blah blah blah
BiliboyJenkins
You can refrigerate fertilized eggs for a while. It helps timing all the hatchings to occur at once instead of one a day.
Jennnayyy
What do you mean “got at the lady bird?” Please explain.
koldfusion
Like this https://youtu.be/a05-faDrXDE
justhereforthefood13
Wow. That was quick.
SDog08939
They fucked
savemebabyjebus
he "put the spurs to her"
abcEasyAs123
screaminmeemees
darkanalmaster
they pip pip the diddly do
idislikecomingupwithuniqueusernames
He jinkied her Velma.
swinglinered
zoinxed in her jinkies
ChineseTakeAway
Wow that was quick
IaMtAcOcAtMaI
That's what she said
guywiththellama
GoldenSun3DS