TheMetalAndTheFunk
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I always think of this commercial at this time of year. Still makes me laugh.
Sep 1, 2021 12:31 AM
TheMetalAndTheFunk
71998
1141
22
I always think of this commercial at this time of year. Still makes me laugh.
J4nein4ne
You bring a mini stapler to class, you can extract some serious dessert concessions.
BifurcatedDickShaft
My dad taped this on vhs and would play it before school supply shopping. I needed this lil reminder of him, thank you
Extremefear
I worked at Staples during that time. Worst times of the year for us. Every asshole & Karens treats you like shit all at once.
cactuskid1956
Definitely my look then .?
Sturdycrotch
I wonder if Omega Mart will ever do holiday commercials. I live for their insanely weird stuff
KorrasamiOTP
OMG, I remember this commercial. Always thought it was hilarious!
GoddammitMrNoodle
I love this commercial. "They're going baaaack"
thricebakedxyz
I remember -
Bristlehoundthree
Murphquake49
Still doesn't beat the sears commercial: "'Nother scorcher!"
Userlivewire
This is serious boomer humor. “Hey spending time with your kids sucks amiright?!”
Ijustlovekillin
I never knew Tucker Carlson got his start in commercials.
mity0k23
My thought too.
TheMetalAndTheFunk
Oof, yeah. Does kind of look like him
Vault101survivor
As a kid I hated this commercial but as a parent it's so relatable
teardropivyyearofthetiger
Especially if it’s the first time in person in TWENTY MONTHS
SweetAquarian72
Loved this commercial! And any like it since!!
Nocturnalswitch
Gosh that's a flashback
NoTroublesBubbles
Those kids are probably happy their own kids are going back to school but they just cant celebrate with this anthem. Such a shame.
wantednokes
i love the smell of new backpacks
SongXanh
Back to school shopping was my favorite
tennisbratt
I have ALWAYS loved that commercial. LOL
AlmostClever
This one and the Alice Cooper one are great.
oopstoolate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqI4xfsdv7Y
zFUBARz
Lately this one has felt more accurate. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5ykNZl9mTQ
Userlivewire
Jesus that is harsh.
AlmostClever
Disturbingly accurate, holy shit.
Kats8652
drews22846
This was my old man's favorite commercial. Brings back some found memories.
CommanderShitFace
"found memories" like found footage? Are they repressed? Fuck.
guesswhatchickenbutt26
Where did you find them?
TheMetalAndTheFunk
It’s a classic
BifurcatedDickShaft
Same, such a nice remembrance
DaveSamsonite
Time for a joke about “boomer” humor.
DaveSamsonite
TweakerTheBarbarian
4:3 aspect ratio. CRT computer monitors. I remember when this first aired on analog tv.
GucciGhost
Now when I see CRT all I think is Critical Race Theory.
TheMetalAndTheFunk
Same - take some Advil
latenightboomom
Me too! I always sing the song at this time of the year.
TweakerTheBarbarian
Hahaha. Screw you. *groans getting up to get Advil*
TheMetalAndTheFunk
Same
s4ndwich3s
why do people keep having kids if they hate them so much?
IAmAnthonyStark
They don’t hate them but too much time with anyone is always a little exhausting.
Userlivewire
There’s so such thing as too much time with your kids. That’s my opinion anyways.
IAmAnthonyStark
I have four age seven and under. I adore them, but sometimes I want to go to the bathroom or shower without someone banging down the door.
Userlivewire
Pregnant 4 times, for 9 months apiece, in only 7 years? Crazy. That sounds terrible.
IAmAnthonyStark
It is a lot for sure. But that’s why I said what I said. It isn’t specifically “too much” time with them. I love them. But I also enjoy the
TheUnstoppableWampas
This hits a bit different when those kids are going back to school in a state with governor anti-mask mandates.
Dontdeprivemeofmydelusion
And school shootings.
susurrant
Someone needs to modernize this
SpecialAgentPinkfinger
This is the second week of my kids school. I've gotten 3 different emails saying "kids got covid here" in the first 6 school days.....
dohcohv
Same here, also my school has sent me several emails about fellow students testing positive in all my classes.
dohcohv
GOOD THING WE MADE SURE TO GO BACK AT 10X THE CASES AS WHEN WE CLOSED DOWN!
Totallyscrewedinaustin
Kids have been back 2 weeks here. I've gotten an email from both schools, every day, about covid positives on campus
4Astaroth
The Delta type spreads to children easier.
gtmiller
Lambda is more harmful to them it seems too.
SpecialAgentPinkfinger
Umm, yup....
StevieTheAussie
Can you just keep them home? Maybe homeschool them? :/
SpecialAgentPinkfinger
Single dad here can't afford another year of daycare for both kids, unfortunately