This is gonna be me when I die

Sep 1, 2017 11:51 PM

depressionmagnet

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Britney a ghost? I'm ok with that.

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Ectoplasm needs a few centuries to be cured, then ghosts start consolidating.

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How comes

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In a lot of lore spirits go mad due to being in between worlds for so long, so in a few centuries they'll have to deal with it.

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I love ghosts, until it gets real

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*come

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Let's not and say we did. o_O

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Still scary

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I would actually love that

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To be fair, the White House is supposedly haunted by the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. So, 1800s too.

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Chris Hardwick has a similar joke in one of his stand-up routines.

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YO WHATS THE WIFI PASSWORD

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Becuase Britney isn't dead yet?

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And why is it always some random person that just happened to live there? What it was like Robin Williams or something?

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F***ING NORMIES! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

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A 4chan shitposting ghost. I think I have a new after-life goal

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Maybe it takes hundreds of years to manifest, so people in the 2300s will start seeing our ghosts that do nothing but show memes.

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"UGH.. fucking MEME GHOSTS in my house"

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Well in fairness there's a hundred years of 1700's but only one 2007

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1800s too.

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because people who write ghost stories have more fun imagining what the 1700s were like, while they saw 2007 first-hand.

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Or the ghost saying: YAASS QUEEN!! You Slay!!!!

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A ghost just floating through the house, moaning 'biiiiiiiiiitch' as it goes.

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I get plenty of abuse from the living, the dead dont need to join in -.-

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Slaaayyyy queeeen

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The ghost of Jordan Peele

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That's it. He needs to make another horror movie about that. All in agreement say aye!

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How about a Ghost from the 1700's who adapted to the 21st Century and haunts the house in new ways. Instead of blood spilling from walls...

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...it spills... GLUTEN! all over the place.

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...the Google Home starts talking to you. Instead of Kitchen doors opening randomly, the WiFi broadcasts to your neighbours unlocked.

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Great, one of my Google Homes have been doing that a lot lately. Thanks.

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The Winchesters stay ahead of the workload. That's why.

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And going by SN logic we know it takes time for spirits to degrade enough to be a problem. 2007 ghosts ain't crazy enough yet.

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Not those Winchesters

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I literally started watching supernatural 2 days ago, glad i got that reference.

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Buckle up and have fun!

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